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But they do speak for me - I agree on both counts!! However, speaking of vampires, I know I'm biased 'cos she's doing me a favour and keeping My Future Husband warm for me at present (literally and figuratively in the first pic!), but I think Nina Dobrev looked gorgeous at Elton's do:

Off topic, but in my previous life (in England) I worked at a hospital and one of the junior doctors told me that he knew two brothers in University: Andrew Ness and Peter Ness. Which doesn't sound strange until you use their initials instead of their first names.

Screw the poll - BOBBY D'S BACK!!!

Couldn't find the cult thread anywhere but I think the "no shit" thread is appropriate in this case: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/featu...ramid-scam.html

Couple of Freudian slips there, Hoya?!!!

So this is my ex-boss's (before I moved from the UK to Vancouver) nephew, Tom James, who's a member of the GB rowing fours, who won their semi-final this morning. Unfortunately, it wasn't until after I left the job that I found out about the hot nephew who won a gold medal in Beijing!! The Vancouver games really were fantastic. I didn't go to any events but downtown was amazing. They were projecting some of the competitions onto the buildings and it was packed every night until the early morning. I'm enjoying the London games but I'm starting to get really homesick!!

Katie's growing a pair!! http://www.thesuperficial.com/katie-holmes...-holmes-07-2012

I vaguely remember it but it was very brief and I think the speculation was she got out before the cult got her! I do remember there were about 3 actresses that were considered before he landed on Katie. Oops, I mean Kate I think ScarJo was one of them?? You're right. Although Vergara was before the three (Garner, Alba and ScarJo). This NY Post article is very interesting - particularly pages 3 and 4: http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/best...xPjBFGO4Yjp4M/3 What a sad little man he is!

I vaguely remember it but it was very brief and I think the speculation was she got out before the cult got her!

I know this should really go in the Scientology thread but I thought it was more appropriate here in light of Katie's stalking problem. From Popbitch: >> Paedo pap << Scientologists take no chances A LA paparazzo tells of the time they were assigned to do a job outside the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre. They were sitting in their car, in the busy street outside, when a girl came out of the centre with a bunch of leaflets in her hand. She walked up and down the street putting a leaflet on every windscreen. Finally she got to the pap's car, slapped one on his car and went back inside. He jumped out and read the leaflet. It was a photo of him, with a reference to him being a paedophile. In a panic he ran up the street, ripping them off every car... only to find that - except for the one on his car - they were all completely blank. He considered himself warned off.

Love the headline on the newspaper the guy in the first car is reading!

Noooooooooooooooooo ... not McGarrett! (AKA the second coming of Sean Connery's hairy chest!) I've lusted after him since Moonlight. This is so sad. OT: BOBBY D! Haven't seen you around here in eons.

Report: Lindsay Lohan May Pose in Playboy for 'Nearly' $1 Million http://blog.moviefone.com/2011/10/25/repor...3_lnk1%7C107377

Is this the Boardwalk Empire actress who's apparently only pregnant on TV: ... 'cos if so, that's an extremely convincing prosthetic and I'm sure it would be possible to get one with a strap on frilly bikini.

I guess it happened naturally. Orrrrrrr ... maybe not: http://dlisted.com/2011/10/10/escandaloso-...y-folds-half-tv

Nope!

Ashton Kutcher to Replace Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men' By Tracey Harrington McCoy Posted May 12th 2011 09:00PM This article has been updated to reflect CBS' joint announcement with Warner Bros. Television on Friday. After months of much speculation, Charlie Sheen's 'Two and a Half Men' replacement has finally been selected and it's not Hugh Grant. CBS and Warner Bros. Television confirmed on Friday that Ashton Kutcher has landed the plum role of the lead star in CBS's comedy hit. "I can't wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers' homes," Kutcher said in press release about the move. "I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!" Chuck Lorre, creator and executive producer of the show, also chimed with praise for the film and TV star. "We are so lucky to have someone as talented, joyful and just plain remarkable as Ashton joining our family," Lorre said in the CBS-Warner Bros' annnouncement. "Added to that is the deep sigh of relief knowing that our family stays together. If I was any happier, it'd be illegal." The Hollywood Reporter was first to report the casting on Thursday night. Sources also said Kutcher is set to get a "huge payday" for joining the show, but no word on the actual amount. According to TMZ sources, Kutcher will be making between $625,000 - $900,000 per episode. Sheen's base salary was $1.25 million an episode. Kutcher added fuel to the casting fire Thursday night, when he cryptically tweeted, "What's the square root of 6.25?" The answer, it turns out, is 2.5. In the casting announcement, WB TV boss Peter Roth called Kutcher a "big-time talent whose unique style will blend seamlessly with Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones and the rest of this terrific ensemble." 'Two and a Half Men' producer and Charlie Sheen-nemesis, Chuck Lorre, has reportedly put together a clever storyline for Kutcher. "It's really funny," one source said. "People are going to love it." The role will mark Kutcher's first regular series acting gig since his star-making turn on 'That 70's Show.' The 33-year-old actor has been doing movies and executive producing TV shows like MTV's 'Punk'd' since the FOX series ended in 2006.

Lindsay Lohan may dodge jail

Is she or isn't she? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showb...-limelight.html I would say that was more than a bit of a bump!

My thoughts exactly when I saw that picture. That's Vancouver and believe me it's friggin' cold here at the moment! Record low temperatures being set all over the place. Maybe they'll spend some of the $50 million on warmer clothes for the kid!! ETA: I should specify that it's cold for Vancouver - those of you who get frozen eyelashes when you walk out the door would probably find it quite balmy!!! :4biggrin:

From TMZ: Katie Holmes Sues Star Magazine 3/1/2011 11:20 AM PST by TMZ Staff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Katie Holmes just filed a $50 million libel lawsuit against the publishers of “Star” magazine after a recent cover insinuated she's a drug addict. The centerpiece of the lawsuit is the headline, “ADDICTION NIGHTMARE - Katie DRUG SHOCKER! – The Real Reason She Can’t Leave Tom” -- while the actual article does NOT allege any drug use by Katie we’re told she feels the suggestive cover is deliberately defamatory and is libelous on its own. The lawsuit states, "[Katie] has no intention of leaving her husband, and is not prevented from doing so by any drug addiction." Holmes' attorney tells TMZ, "Star Magazine's malicious claims about Katie are untrue, unethical and unlawful. Not only do they cruelly defame Katie, they play a cheap trick on the public, making ridiculously false claims on the cover unsupported by anything inside." And, the attorney adds, "Someone should bring a class action to get all buyers their money back." Holmes is seeking $50 million in damages from American Media Inc.

There's definitely something weird going on with her neck in that photo!

From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan: Bad Jewelry = Good Defense to Felony 2/12/2011 1:00 AM PST by TMZ Staff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lindsay Lohan's bad taste in jewelry could be the key to her defense, because according to TMZ's research, the necklace in question may not have enough value to constitute felony grand theft. In order to charge a defendant with a felony, the item in question must have a fair market value of more than $950. Kamofie & Company was selling the necklace for $2,500. But we checked with three prominent jewelers in L.A., and they claim the price tag is grossly inflated. The jewelers asked us not to identify their stores by name, but here's their assessment of the item. We gave them information from the necklace designer, who told TMZ it was comprised of 8.84 carats of natural, untreated yellow diamonds. -- A Santa Monica jeweler told us the necklace is "a dime a dozen," and he wouldn't think of selling it for more than $1,000. -- A downtown L.A. jeweler says if the item is retailing for $2,500, it means "the stone is cheap," adding, "It's most likely an industrial-type diamond, not gem quality." He says the necklace is worth no more than $900. -- A San Fernando Valley jeweler says, "I don't believe this necklace has 8 carats of diamonds. It's so thin." She says the chain would sell in the jewelry district of downtown L.A. for $800 tops -- and probably less. Under California law, if the necklace is worth $950 or less, Lindsay could only be charged with petty theft, a misdemeanor. The maximum penalty is 6 months in L.A. County Jail -- and with jail overcrowding she's looking at a short stint. If Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley can convince the judge that the necklace is cheap, Lindsay could dodge the biggest bullet yet.

TMZ: Lindsay Lohan -- Felony Grand Theft Charges Filed 43 minutes ago by TMZ Staff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lindsay Lohan has been officially charged with felony grand theft ... TMZ has learned. The case has just been filed. Lindsay is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Venice, CA jewelry store on January 22. Surveillance video from the store shows Lindsay walking out with the necklace, which is partially hidden by other jewelry around Lindsay's neck. Prosecutors recommended Lindsay's bail be set at $20,000. If convicted of felony grand theft, according to the charging documents Lindsay could face up to three years in state prison. Lindsay will be arraigned today at 1:30 PM PT -- we'll livestream the hearing so stay tuned.

This picture of Ginnifer Goodwin got me thinking of the possible conversation that the cult may have initialised when Katie got pregnant: "Hey, Chris - if we can find you another one JUST like her can we have that one?" It's creepy how he went from Katie to her doppelganger in no time at all.