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Apparently, I need to catch up on this season...I mean, with the Sopranos and all...you can see where my loyalty lies.

He's so bad ass and too cool for school!

^And to think...they both are going to end up hitting this:

I think MK on DListed is right about one thing... God help us if that sex tape ever hits.

I heard he won't do any publicity for Die Hard IV anymore because they're toning it down to get a PG-13 rating. That's...distressing, if true.

Hahaha. That song of his "nobody wants to see us together" is basically different lyrics to the "Ignition" song by R. Kelly. I guess child molesters have the same taste in music? Although...I think it's important to note that while the girl is 14...and the daughter of a preacher man...why was she at that concert anyway, dressed as a slut? Now, I'm not a woman...but it's about to get a whole lot misogynistic in here: why would she wear an outfit like that...I mean, you aren't trying to get people to notice your shoes. Frankly, she doesn't look 14 to me...but I don't think that argument holds up in court...but I totally see your point about him being an annoying waste of time.

ARGH!

No! Melanie Griffith is a god amongst us mere mortals. I only wish my face could not contort into any kind of facial expression. I know, that when I near my mid-thirties, I'm going to have enough plastic surgery to make my face look like the genitals of a neutered pit bull.

It's probably why he dumped her though. He found out she wasn't actually a transvestite. So, wait...she doesn't have man-meat between her legs? Ah well. In a perfect world, Eddie Murphy would be dating Amanda Lepore.

Le sigh.

Any Woody Allen movie, especially Annie Hall or Manhattan or Crimes and Misdemeanors or Match Point or Hannah and her Sisters or anything. Leave it alone. Making Catcher in the Rye into a movie - it can't be done and it shouldn't be done. Remaking any of the great films of the past. This is what I don't get about remakes, if you're going to remake a movie, why not remake a shitty one? I mean, if it's already done beautifully the first time, shouldn't you just encourage people to go see that version whereas with a really craptastic movie from back in the day, if you can put a spin on it and improve it, why the fuck not? The new "version" of Sunset Boulevard based on the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. I will be dead in the cold, cold ground before I ever recognize that man as "artistic" or "talented" (by the way: this IS happening, with Glenn Close in the lead. Now, I love her, but come on -- Sunset Boulevard is one of the greatest films ever made).

I've never wanted to be Biblical with him either...but alas things change:

I stole this picture from DListed. This is a wax statue of Justin Timberlake at Madame Tussaud's. And...I've hit a new low...because I now want to have sex with a wax statue more than the real thing. The last time I went there, they let me take inappropriate pictures with the Britney Spears statue - maybe, they'll let me do the same with this one...

^Boi-oi-oi-oing! Those looks so bouncy, I feel this smiley is most apt: .

Scarlett needs to get herself some maaarble columnzz. I personally think she should back that coochie up.

^WHOO! Georgia's representing for all the crazies in the world! Take that Kansas.

It is if you don't wear deodorant.

From DListed. She's Not Drunk, She's Disgusted Cameron Diaz was photographed leaving Paris Hilton's house the other night completely wasted. A friend had to help her drunk ass into the car. It's so cliche for Cammy to be friends with Paris. Cameron should do herself a favor and steer clear. Maybe she ran out of Valtrex and all the pharmacies were closed? It's like all of Justin Timberlake's known ex's end up drunk/stoned/fucked up near Paris Hilton somehow. Maybe she wants to get in on some JT action...are we so sure she's NOT Patient Zero. Expect Cameron in rehab soon.

You'll notice that the comment Jake made about not being averse to being with a man is also on his IMDb page whereas Natalie's comment is not. Frankly, and this holds true with many of my friends (and myself, included) in that many young people who are more open-minded are becoming more bisexual in nature because the whole nature of labeling as straight, gay, black, white is so antiquated and false. While I may strongly prefer men, I have never been averse to women (and TMI: I have "been" with women). What I'm trying to say is that many young people are becoming increasingly bisexual, because at the end of the day, you become attracted to a personality not the genitalia, so why block out men or women. Inclusion is awesome.

^She's so unbelievably disgusting and trashy that I love it. SMOKE THAT CIGARETTE, SIENNA! And then piss on a sign that says Pittsburgh (which is quite the mundane and boring little town, as was experienced during my spring break)!

Currently reading The Virgin's Lover by Phillippa Gregory. Given my absolute adoration for The Other Boleyn Girl in all its trashy glory, I figured I would give this one a shot. So far so good - juicy adulterous relationships are afoot and Queen Elizabeth I is quite the ho.

Yeah that seems about right. Although, I do think in the Austin-Jake world...Jake gives it. He brings home the bacon you know.

It's just something that's "out-of-date" that's meant to "endear" us to her. I hope Natalie does go muff-diving, it'll make her supposed romantic entanglement with Mr. Gyllenhaal that much more interesting, and questionable. Questions, such as, who wore the strap-on? TMI?

Nice. I know whenever I wear a loose fitting shirt it must mean that I'm pregnant. Not that I couldn't find anything to wear, not that she was going through that time of the month, but whatever. Are they really expecting a child? My god man, why is everybody becoming a baby daddy - everyone male celebrity I have a crush on is either knocking up some woman or dating Reese Witherspoon...I hate my life. Trust me, no trust me I'd trade you an unplanned, embarrassing woody in front of your boss every morning noon and night just to get rid of periods for 2 months. Deal? I have girl friends. No deal.

Nice. I know whenever I wear a loose fitting shirt it must mean that I'm pregnant. Not that I couldn't find anything to wear, not that she was going through that time of the month, but whatever. Are they really expecting a child? My god man, why is everybody becoming a baby daddy - everyone male celebrity I have a crush on is either knocking up some woman or dating Reese Witherspoon...I hate my life.