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Lots Of Trying

 

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Holly Madison talked about the rumors that she's knocked up at Playboy's Super Bowl party in Arizona on Saturday. Holly told UsWeekly, "There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!" I hope the trying involves Hef dropping it in a cup and Holly doing it with a turkey baster, because "lots of trying" could kill the man. Hef added, "There will certainly be a lot of romantic years ahead, but a wedding we will see."

 

Holly then said that she wanted a "baby" for Valentine's Day. No, what she really wants is to win the lottery and having a Hefner baby will do that for her.

 

Having sex with pepaws is a tricky and unsexy situation. I just hope Hef takes off his dentures before any sexy times. Dentures stuck in the coochie is not right and should be illegal.

 

True story here. One time I was doing wet things with someone (under the age of 35) who dropped his fake teeth during. I never laughed so hard before in my life. It killed the mood and ended the moment, but I was happy because I was able to fart and laugh at the same time. I was never able to do that before! What a proud moment.

 

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Are Hugh kidding me?

 

News that 81-year-old Hugh Hefner is trying for a baby with one of his Playboy girlfriends, Holly Madison, is enough to make us shudder. While Hugh's prolific bedroom antics are no secret, the thought of him putting all that practice into action to try for a baby is simply too much. Think of the poor kid, his father will be an ageing, ailing geriatric, his mother a buxom promiscuous blonde with a Playboy bunny reputation, and his step-brothers and sisters will be in their 50's! Think of the countless amount of material his/her school peers will be provided with for name-calling. Surely no child should have to endure those kind of taunts at school. Oh and Holly, the emphasis on the "trying, lots of trying" was also an unnecessary image. Thanks for that. Jack Nicholson was another senior citizen who we received TMI about, boasting he'd slept with over 2,000 women, prompting us to ask why celebrities, (particularly older males) feel it necessary to tell every one about their sex lives. Denial maybe?

 

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Hefner's Girlfriend Confirms Baby Plans

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has confirmed he and girlfriend Holly Madison are trying for a baby.

 

The 28-year-old model sparked reports she was pregnant last summer when she pulled out of TV interviews at the Monte Carlo Television Festival in Monaco due to sickness.

 

She then spent the interviews she did sit for chatting about babies, telling reporters, "I want to have kids with Hef in the next year or so. ... He's the best lover I've ever had."

 

More recent reports suggested Hefner and Madison have sought fertility treatment in an effort to get pregnant, but the couple hasn't given up on having a child naturally.

 

She says, "We do want a baby. There has been lots of trying! My perfect Valentine's Day present would be a house and a kid."

 

Madison is one of three girlfriends currently enjoying the 81-year-old Playboy boss' company -- but he insists she's his number one.

 

He says, "I love Holly the most. Five or six years ago, she was simply one of seven girlfriends, but ... I fell deeply in love with her. She's the relationship that will last the rest of my life."

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Hugh Hefner wants Lindsay Lohan to appear in Playboy — as Marilyn Monroe

 

Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan will get another chance to strip off and pose nude as Marilyn Monroe - if Hugh Hefner gets his way.

 

Hefner wants the starlet to appear in Playboy recreating Monroe’s famous naked swim from her ‘Something’s Got to Give’ movie, according to U.S reports.

 

Lohan recently stripped off in a New York magazine shoot to pay homage to Monroe. The racy shoot proved so popular that the magazine’s website crashed under the massive volume of hits.

 

Lohan, 21, paired with Monroe photographer Bert Stern to recreate the famous 1962 photo shoot of the blonde bombshell at the Bel Air hotel.

 

“Now we hear Lindsay is tempted to continue her nude homage to MM,” Liz Smith writes in the New York Post.

 

“Playboy’s Hugh Hefner has offered the young star the chance to re-create Marilyn’s famed nude swim from the unfinished film ‘Something’s Got To Give.’”

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Olsens wanted for Playboy

 

 

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner is hoping to convince the Olsen twins to celebrate their 22nd birthday in June by stripping off in the magazine.

 

The media mogul has attempted to woo Mary-Kate and Ashley to disrobe in Playboy since they turned 18 - and he's now launched a renewed bid to tempt them out of their clothes for a special celebratory photo shoot.

 

A source tells Star magazine, "Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy."

 

But insiders insist the Olsens are holding out for a more classy magazine deal, telling Star, "They're all about high-end fashion these days. They want to do Vogue."

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Lindsay Lohan Considers An Offer From Hugh Hefner

 

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Hugh Hefner has reached that point where he should be in an Alzheimer's ward on lock-down. He needs to have an identifying bracelet on his ankle and fighting over whose teddy bear this is. Why? Because he reportedly was so impressed with Lindsay Lohan's Marilyn Monroe nightmare nude photo-shoot in "New York" magazine that he wants her to re-create ANOTHER Norma Jean moment for "Playboy." Spare my eyes. Spare the world's eyes.

 

Hugh reportedly wants Lindsay to pose as Marilyn during her nude swimming scene in "Something's Got To Give." You know ho is all over this. She LURVES the idea. Dina Lohan probably wants to see the check, first. Here are pics of Lohan at California Pizza Kitchen. California Pizza Kitchen? I guess L.A. isn't known for it's dining. Ugh. You would think with all this creative types and rich people that someone would open a quality restaurant so celebs don't have to frequent the chains. I saw Jessica Alba at Chili's yesterday.

 

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Pamela Anderson Dances Nude for Hugh Hefner's Birthday

 

What do you give the man who has everything, including three girlfriends?

 

Well, if you're Pamela Anderson and the man in question is Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, you give a birthday dance in your birthday suit.

 

The Las Vegas Review-Journal reports the "Baywatch" babe, who's graced the cover of Playboy 12 times, stripped down at the Palms Fantasy Towers late Saturday at Hefner's 82nd birthday to nothing but a pair of high heels.

 

"He was stunned," Palms owner George Maloof told the paper. "He had the biggest smile I've ever seen."

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Hugh Hefner: Miley Cyrus Can Pose in Playboy When Legal

 

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Playboy editor Hugh Hefner says Miley Cyrus will be "welcomed in the magazine" when she's of legal age.

 

Hefner, 82, told Extra that the 15-year-old Hannah Montana star is a "very pretty lady."

 

Last week Cyrus said she was "embarrassed" by a racy semi-topless portrait shot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair.

 

"I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality," Hefner told Extra.

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Holly Heartbroken: Hef Reveals Why She’ll Never Be His Wife

 

 

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Since she first laid eyes on the Playboy mogul in 2001, Hugh Hefner's "lead" girlfriend Holly Madison has made it no secret that she wants to get hitched to the 82-year-old. But it seems the busty blonde is starting to give up on her dream.

 

“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

 

While the 28-year-old glamour girl may still be holding out for a miraculous jump-start, she found it difficult to deal with her boyfriend’s thoughts on the situation as she sadly turned away while he spoke.

 

 

“I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

 

But not only is the men’s magazine mogul refusing to commit to just one woman, he’s refusing to give up his passion of perusing pictures of beautiful (yet bare) bodies.

 

“I have no plans to retire,” Hefner added. “It’s the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young. If I quit work it would be the beginning of the end for me.”

 

Speaking of endings, could his other two “Girls Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, also be getting ready to move on?

 

“My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately,” Bridget said.

 

Kendra added that her future plans also involve motherhood and marriage while at the same time she aspires to build up her brand name, so with her own label Kdub clothing ready to launch, it seems she’s well on the way to independence.

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LIlo might as well kiss whatever career she has left goodbye if she poses !! But then shes not really taken serious as an actress anyway so maybe it would be the push she needs to get her into the porn world !!! I bet she could have a career again if she went for porn !!!

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This is really gross!

 

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend gave him a chocolate mold of her butt for his

birthday.

 

The 82-year-old Playboy magazine mogul, who has three live-in lovers, was

thrilled to receive the elaborate "chocolate starfish" from girlfriend

Kendra Wilkinson.

 

She said: "We gave him chocolate body parts. We mouded our body parts and

gave it to him, and he ate them all.

 

"I molded my a**, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish'. It was white

chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle."

 

 

Source: Hollywood Rag

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HEF WANTED FAMILY FOURSOME

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June 22, 2008 -- HUGH Hefner has gleefully enjoyed a sexually liberated life, but few know it all started with a little erotic dabbling within the Playboy czar's own family.

 

In his upcoming book, "Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream," Steven Watts writes how after Hefner wed his first wife, Millie, in 1949, he enlisted his friend Eldon Sellers, who would later help him co-found Playboy, into a staging a foursome.

 

The book relates: "One night after [Hugh] and Millie watched a stag film with Janie and Eldon Sellers, he suggested that the four of them make love on the same bed, each husband to his own wife. They did and in Sellers' words, 'It was different and exciting.' According to Millie, Hugh began to hint at switching partners, apparently suggesting it with the Sellerses, although the swap never materialized."

 

Hef then went further, trying a foursome out on his own family. "It did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening," Watts writes. "[but] while Millie ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law."

 

The book also claims Hef once tried a gay tryst. "Hefner's thirst for sexual experience became so strong that he even had a one-time homosexual experience," Watts writes. "One evening in downtown Chicago he was propositioned and, according to Sellers, he 'thought, what the hell. Found it an interesting experience. As far as I know, the guy just gave him [oral sex].' "

 

Hefner also once shot a porno starring himself called "After the Masquerade." Watts writes: "It was shot at a friend's apartment where Hefner and a female acquaintance had sex while wearing masks."

 

Hefner told Page Six he cooperated with Watts and gave him access to his personal papers. "This is the most authoritative book ever written about me . . . It's all essentially true," he said.

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HEFNER'S CRUMBLING HAREM

 

JUST as Page Six predicted a month ago, Hugh Hefner's sham-like world is falling apart. His youngest "girlfriend," Kendra Wilkinson, has been hooking up with Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett. Now, it seems his "No. 1" gal pal is looking for an out, too. Tongues wagged when Holly Madison was pictured with notorious ladies' man Criss Angel, and now she tells Us magazine her relationship with Hef will end. "I want to be with somebody who I can be married to, and have kids," she says, noting that Hefner, 82 - who is still legally married to Kimberley Conrad, 45, mother of two of his four children - nixed nuptials. In fact, he told Us, "That's not much in the cards for me." As for Madison's fling with Angel, Hefner smirked, "One hopes . . . that when she starts dating, she'll have better taste." Only Bridget Marquardt, who is married to a man in Ohio, has stayed loyal while developing a show for the Travel Channel.

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HEFNER'S CRUMBLING HAREM

 

JUST as Page Six predicted a month ago, Hugh Hefner's sham-like world is falling apart. His youngest "girlfriend," Kendra Wilkinson, has been hooking up with Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett. Now, it seems his "No. 1" gal pal is looking for an out, too. Tongues wagged when Holly Madison was pictured with notorious ladies' man Criss Angel, and now she tells Us magazine her relationship with Hef will end. "I want to be with somebody who I can be married to, and have kids," she says, noting that Hefner, 82 - who is still legally married to Kimberley Conrad, 45, mother of two of his four children - nixed nuptials. In fact, he told Us, "That's not much in the cards for me." As for Madison's fling with Angel, Hefner smirked, "One hopes . . . that when she starts dating, she'll have better taste." Only Bridget Marquardt, who is married to a man in Ohio, has stayed loyal while developing a show for the Travel Channel.

 

Bridget's married??? I watch that show all the time, how did I miss that tidbit?

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LOYAL NO MORE

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September 25, 2008 --

 

MORE bad news for Hugh Hefner - his one "loyal" girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, who's still married to a man in her hometown, may be stepping out on him, too. Just a day after we reported his other girlfriends weren't paying attention to house rules - Kendra Wilkinson is seeing Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett and Holly Madison is said to be hooking up with Criss Angel - word comes that Marquardt also has a man on the side. Our tipster says, "Bridget's been getting quite close with Nick Carpenter, Marisa Tomei's ex-boyfriend. He directed her in a movie recently and apparently they 'hang out' whenever she can escape the mansion."

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HEFNER'S CRUMBLING HAREM

 

JUST as Page Six predicted a month ago, Hugh Hefner's sham-like world is falling apart. His youngest "girlfriend," Kendra Wilkinson, has been hooking up with Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett. Now, it seems his "No. 1" gal pal is looking for an out, too. Tongues wagged when Holly Madison was pictured with notorious ladies' man Criss Angel, and now she tells Us magazine her relationship with Hef will end. "I want to be with somebody who I can be married to, and have kids," she says, noting that Hefner, 82 - who is still legally married to Kimberley Conrad, 45, mother of two of his four children - nixed nuptials. In fact, he told Us, "That's not much in the cards for me." As for Madison's fling with Angel, Hefner smirked, "One hopes . . . that when she starts dating, she'll have better taste." Only Bridget Marquardt, who is married to a man in Ohio, has stayed loyal while developing a show for the Travel Channel.

 

Bridget's married??? I watch that show all the time, how did I miss that tidbit?

 

I think she used to be married but has been divorced for a few years. Bad reporting I think.

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Holly Madison: "Hef and I Aren't Together"

Tuesday October 7, 2008

 

 

So much for that transition.

 

Girls Next Door star Holly Madison has confirmed that she and Hugh Hefner are officially over.

 

When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: "I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together."

 

Still, she said she, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are "still filming stuff together. We're having fun."

 

Of their upcoming sixth season, she added, "It's going to be even better. We love season five, but I think every season gets better."

 

Madison's new comments come days after Hef denied reports of a split.

 

"It's all rumors without question. We have just completed our fifth season, and we're all still together and have just signed on to a sixth season, which we start filming in the new year," Hefner said at last week's FOX REALLY Awards Show taping in Hollywood, according to Fox News. "There may be some transitions to the relationships though, we'll see."

 

Last month, Hefner confirmed to Usmagazine.com that he and Madison's relationship was "in transition."

 

"She is still my girlfriend," he said. "Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.

 

"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there."

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Holly Madison: "Hef and I Aren't Together"

Tuesday October 7, 2008

 

 

So much for that transition.

 

Girls Next Door star Holly Madison has confirmed that she and Hugh Hefner are officially over.

 

When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: "I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together."

 

Still, she said she, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are "still filming stuff together. We're having fun."

 

Of their upcoming sixth season, she added, "It's going to be even better. We love season five, but I think every season gets better."

 

Madison's new comments come days after Hef denied reports of a split.

 

"It's all rumors without question. We have just completed our fifth season, and we're all still together and have just signed on to a sixth season, which we start filming in the new year," Hefner said at last week's FOX REALLY Awards Show taping in Hollywood, according to Fox News. "There may be some transitions to the relationships though, we'll see."

 

Last month, Hefner confirmed to Usmagazine.com that he and Madison's relationship was "in transition."

 

"She is still my girlfriend," he said. "Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.

 

"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there."

Too bad, I was really counting on those two lasting forever. :rolleyes:

Oh well, Holly will have to find a new love. Maybe Martin Landau, Ed McMahon or Larry King? She obviously likes more mature men.

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Hugh Hefner on Holly: "It's Over!"

 

Marc Malkin Wed Oct 8, 11:48 AM ET

 

Los Angeles (E! Online) - It's really over.

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Hugh Hefner confirms he and Holly Madison are no longer.

 

"If she says it's over, it's over," Hefner tells me. "But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."

 

The Playboy mogul says the relationship started to crumble about six months ago when they learned he was unable to father a child with Holly.

 

"With my sperm count, it's not possible," Hefner explained. "I was willing but it was not possible…She'd like to be married and have children, but it's not in the cards here for me."

 

Where does that leave the other two Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt?

 

Hefner says they're still romantically involved, but admitted, "the relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year."

 

Hef ain't wasting anytime getting back in the saddle though.

 

In the last week, he's been spotted with 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon (pictured above). "They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends," Hefner says.

 

And they're not all he has to look forward to.

 

A college senior from Georgia whom Hefner identifies as Amy Leigh Andrews is also waiting in the wings. "She was testing here this past weekend," Hef says of the centerfold wannabe, "and she said she'd like to be a girlfriend, too."

 

The 82-year-old Hefner laughed, "I'm dancing as fast as I can."

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All I can think of is "Dirty Old Man". And how much viagara is he taking?

And all I can think is: when did becoming a gold-digging whore become so acceptable?

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Hefner Uncovers His Skinflint Side

By BRETT SPORICH - 10/6/2008

Los Angeles Business Journal

 

Legendary playboy Hugh Hefner is pinching pennies and looking for extra cash under the pillows at his Holmby Hills mansion.

 

The Playboy magazine editor-in-chief has been eyeing his household staff and other asistants for possible cutbacks, sources said.

 

More surprising: In the last few months he’s resorted to selling tickets to his private parties at the Gothic Tudor estate, according to a person close to Hefner.

 

The mansion’s hedonistic grounds have long been rented out for corporate events, but Hefner’s private parties have been free to those invited. Now, John and Jane Q. Public can buy their way in to some of those events – albeit for a hefty price. Tickets to parties hosted by Hefner sell for $5,000 to $25,000, depending on the event and celebrity guest list.

 

Tickets to this year’s Halloween party, for example, which in the past has drawn celebrities such as Paris Hilton, are starting at $10,000.

 

Little known beyond the walls of his estate, the man who founded Playboy in 1953 has never owned the 26,000-square-foot mansion. His company, Playboy Enterprises Inc., purchased it in 1971 for an estimated $1.05 million and leased it to Hefner. He pays $700,000 annual rent.

 

Now with his company losing money and its stock trading at under $3.50 a share late last week – one-third of its value compared with a year ago – Hefner has had to cut back in his golden years. The swinger turned 82 in April.

 

London’s Telegram reported last week that Hef was teetering on bankruptcy and that he is being forced to send some of his resident bunnies packing. Those reports have been swirling around Hollywood for the past several months, but Playboy executives shrug them off as unfounded.

 

Martha Lindeman, Playboy Enterprises’ senior vice president, said that reports about Hef possibly filing for bankruptcy were “absolutely untrue and absurd.”

 

Others close to Hefner said that while there have been cutbacks at the mansion, the bunnies were staying.

 

“They’re not even on the payroll. So, they would be the last to go,” said a person close to Hefner. “The mansion, Hefner and the bunnies are a world-famous brand that could never be duplicated. Nobody’s going anywhere.”

 

However, some support staff, including maids, gardeners and the like, have been laid off or may be soon, although it is unclear how many are imperiled.

 

Lindeman would not comment on the matter.

 

Flagging sales

 

Still, Playboy Enterprises has been struggling. The Chicago-based company, run by Hefner’s daughter Christie, has reported losses totaling $6.3 million in three out of the last four quarters. That’s due to the poor performance of its DVD, cable TV and print publication divisions.

 

The company’s flagship U.S. magazine has lost millions of readers and now has a monthly circulation of only 2.6 million. At the same time, its Playboy.com Web site has hardly been a smashing success, drawing just 1.3 million unique visitors who stay for fewer than five minutes, according to Forbes.

 

In a cost-cutting move, the company shuttered its Glendale-based film and television studios last year, laying off 28 employees and saving the company about $1 million in annual operating costs.

 

And while the company is not in any danger of going under – as of June it had $26.5 million in cash on hand – times have been tough for old-line adult entertainment companies as brash hardcore Web sites make millions.

 

Hefner’s longtime rival and Penthouse magazine founder Bob Guccione lost control of his company, as well as his lavish Manhattan mansion a few years ago. Penthouse, which had a circulation of 5 million at its peak, was down to 320,000 readers at the time.

 

In an effort to reduce costs and boost revenues, Playboy has outsourced its e-commerce operations and invested in additional online revenue generators such as PlayboyGaming.com, a Playboy-branded online casino and poker site, among other ventures.

 

“Similar to many other companies in the entertainment and publishing industries, we have witnessed the migration of advertising to other forms of media such as online or to sponsorship of sports franchises like NASCAR,” Lindeman said.

 

The Playboy name generated roughly $800,000 last year in clothing and other licensing deals, and the company is likely to open a casino or license its name to a casino in booming Macau.

 

Still, several Wall Street analysts are placing their bets on Playboy as a value stock.

 

“I’ve place a ‘buy’ on Playboy because I believe that the stock price has hit rock bottom,” said Anderson & Strudwick analyst Steven Marascia. “I’m suggesting that investors get in and ride it out until the economy turns around and men open up their wallets again.”

 

Meanwhile, Hef, despite any financial troubles and his advanced age, has seen his pop culture star rise.

 

The first peek into the private goings-on at the mansion came with E! cable television series “The Girls Next Door,” featuring Hef’s handpicked group of gals.

 

The hit series focuses on the lives of Hefner’s three girlfriends, who live with him at the Playboy Mansion: Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson. Hefner is often on the show along with various Playmates and other celebrities.

 

And now that the cameras have intruded into the private lives of Hef and his girlfriends, selling tickets to the pajama parties is a natural extension of the media circus that the mansion has become.

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