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Michael Lohan Charged

After Double Whammy Arrests

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Michael Lohan has just been charged in connection with his 2 most recent arrests -- involving his ex Kate Major -- and now, faces up to 4 years behind bars.

 

As we previously reported, Lohan was arrested twice in 2 days 2 weeks ago -- first, for allegedly bruising Major up in her Florida apartment ... second, for allegedly violating a protective order a day later, by trying to contact Major over the phone.

 

MiLo was charged today with 2 misdemeanors for the first arrest -- domestic violence and violation of a domestic injunction. And 2 for the second -- resisting arrest without violence (after allegedly trying to flee from police and falling into a tree) and violating a condition of pretrial release.

 

If convicted on all charges, Michael faces a max of 4 years in jail.

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Maybe structure is exactly what Lindsay Lohan needed -- because TMZ has learned she's not only on pace to complete her court-ordered stints at the morgue ... she's WAY ahead of schedule.

 

Law enforcement sources tell us ... Lohan has already completed 10 of her 12 required morgue duty shifts -- impressive considering she still has another THREE WEEKS to spare.

 

In fact, we're told Lindsay doesn't just plan to knock out the remaining two shifts by the Dec. 14 deadline -- but she also wants to get a head start on the hours she has to complete by her 2nd status hearing.

 

Law enforcement tell us ... Lindsay has a pretty damn good reputation at the morgue -- polite, hard-working and never complains about the work.

 

Judge Sautner had said her sentence essentially put the keys to Lindsay's freedom in her own hands -- and at this point, it looks like she's making the most of her opportunity to stay out of the clink.

 

 

Wow, did someone finally get the crap scared out of them?!?!

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Lindsay Lohan Stands Up Ellen DeGenere

 

LiLo's not making any friends in daytime

 

Posted by TVDeeva Deanna Barnert Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:15:13 PM

 

After leaving Matt Lauer hanging this summer, Lindsay Lohan has done it again. She didn't show up for her much-hyped appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," which was set to tape Tuesday and air Thursday. Since LiLo didn't make it back from Hawaii in time, Michael Jackson's daughter Paris Jackson tapped in to talk about life as a Jackson and also promote her first movie, "Lundon’s Bridge and the Three Keys."

 

LiLo was set to debut her Playboy issue and discuss her recent legal and personal battles on "Ellen," but after the Playboy spread was leaked last week, Lohan got conveniently held up in Hawaii and never showed up for taping in Los Angeles yesterday.

 

“Not a call or an apology from Lindsay,” a show insider told Gossip Cop.

 

Ouch! Back when Lohan stood up Matt Lauer, she had no contractual obligation to talk to "Today." Lohan's appearance to promote the Playboy spread, however, was reportedly contractual and scheduled two months ago, but that obligation may have become moot once her pages were leaked.

 

Neither Playboy nor Lohan is talking, yet, and DeGeneres has remained mum, as well, aside from updating her show website to reflect the guest swap. Perhaps she'll speak to it in tomorrow's air show, just as Lauer did after Lohan stood him up.

 

While Lohan is apparently OK with leaving DeGeneres and daytime fans hanging, she's not going to miss her court date tomorrow morning -- especially after that infamous Cannes Film Festival passport debacle!

 

"Lindsay had a travel-related issue arise that took a few hours to sort out," rep Steve Honig told E! "It has been resolved and she will be back in Los Angeles in time for her court appearance."

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Interesting...

 

http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/18/lindsay-lohan-playboy/

 

Lohan Playboy Sales are on Fire

Article talks about how many reorders have been made, how they are sold out all over the place.

 

at the bottom of the TMZ homepage is a link to THIS article (lumped in with dozens of other links)

 

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Debut Falls Flat With Consumers, Retailers Say

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/...9#ixzz1gzE5fSva

 

 

Hmmmmm.........................

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Interesting...

 

http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/18/lindsay-lohan-playboy/

 

Lohan Playboy Sales are on Fire

Article talks about how many reorders have been made, how they are sold out all over the place.

 

at the bottom of the TMZ homepage is a link to THIS article (lumped in with dozens of other links)

 

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Debut Falls Flat With Consumers, Retailers Say

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/...9#ixzz1gzE5fSva

 

 

Hmmmmm.........................

 

Completely believe the Foxnews.com article in this case. No way are the sales out of control. She just doesn't command that kind of attention. Probably would have once upon a time....but not now.

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Interesting...

 

http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/18/lindsay-lohan-playboy/

 

Lohan Playboy Sales are on Fire

Article talks about how many reorders have been made, how they are sold out all over the place.

 

at the bottom of the TMZ homepage is a link to THIS article (lumped in with dozens of other links)

 

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Debut Falls Flat With Consumers, Retailers Say

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/...9#ixzz1gzE5fSva

 

 

Hmmmmm.........................

 

Completely believe the Foxnews.com article in this case. No way are the sales out of control. She just doesn't command that kind of attention. Probably would have once upon a time....but not now.

 

Yeah, I believe the Fox News story too. Makes more sense than when I read the OTHER version earlier and thought "WHY??".

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Maxim Australia - January 2012

 

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Maxim Australia - January 2012

 

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Maxim Australia - January 2012

 

^^^ check out the bad "airbrush" on the lower stomach :lol:

 

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Maxim Australia - January 2012

 

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Maxim Australia - January 2012

 

source: Lindsay Lohan Covers Maxim Australia January 2012 | Celebrity-gossip.net

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^^ Rather fitting that they trot out Lindsay for an issue with a cover article called "Get Rich Without Working", isn't it?

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Can someone on her PR team PLEASE tell her that not only is that a horrible hair color for her skin tone, but that it looks dried out, lots of split ends, cheap extensions and dirty?!?! -_-

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Can someone on her PR team PLEASE tell her that not only is that a horrible hair color for her skin tone, but that it looks dried out, lots of split ends, cheap extensions and dirty?!?! -_-

 

No kidding Princess! How she doesn't know or her people don't know that her best look ever was with her red hair is beyond me. She was stunning. No other hair color worked the way the red did.

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Can someone on her PR team PLEASE tell her that not only is that a horrible hair color for her skin tone, but that it looks dried out, lots of split ends, cheap extensions and dirty?!?! -_-

 

No kidding Princess! How she doesn't know or her people don't know that her best look ever was with her red hair is beyond me. She was stunning. No other hair color worked the way the red did.

 

 

I suspect one of two things is happening here. Either White Oprah is handling the PR and is oblivious to the fact that Lindsay looks anything but mah-velous....or someone other than WO is handling the PR and is being summarily ignored and/or fired when telling Lindsay that the bleach fried blonde is a big fat no.

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FWIW, I think her boobs are real. They're too saggy to be fake.

I think she had largeish implants young, and she NEVER wears a bra - so the implants sag the way real ones would....

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From ok magazine online. Clearly this is going to be one A+ flick.

 

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LINDSAY LOHAN is facing tough competition to play Hollywood legend DAME ELIZABETH TAYLOR on U.S. TV - MEGAN FOX is also in the running for the role.

 

Fans of the Cat On A Hot Tin Roof icon were surprised when the troubled Mean Girls star was named as one of the frontrunners to play her in the Lifetime network biopic, which will focus on Taylor's love affair with Richard Burton. 

 

Now executive producer Larry Thompson has revealed he has also been in talks with Fox about the sought-after part. 

 

He tells E! News, "I've been talking to Lindsay Lohan directly, and with her reps, and have been in conversations with other actresses, including Megan Fox. 

 

"It's a very serious selection. It's like casting for Hollywood royalty."

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From ok magazine online. Clearly this is going to be one A+ flick.

 

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LINDSAY LOHAN is facing tough competition to play Hollywood legend DAME ELIZABETH TAYLOR on U.S. TV - MEGAN FOX is also in the running for the role.

 

Fans of the Cat On A Hot Tin Roof icon were surprised when the troubled Mean Girls star was named as one of the frontrunners to play her in the Lifetime network biopic, which will focus on Taylor's love affair with Richard Burton. 

 

Now executive producer Larry Thompson has revealed he has also been in talks with Fox about the sought-after part. 

 

He tells E! News, "I've been talking to Lindsay Lohan directly, and with her reps, and have been in conversations with other actresses, including Megan Fox. 

 

"It's a very serious selection. It's like casting for Hollywood royalty."

Yup, a Lifetime movie. I guess Melissa Gilbert wasn't available.

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You know, I can't make too much fun of Lifetime or Hallmark Channel movies as I seem to end up watching a lot of them. But are they really taking Furious Love as the basis for this biopic? That book was amazing and deserves so much more than Lifetime and, gasp, Lohan :3huh:

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