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Marry: Trump. Use of AirForce1!

Screw: JayZ He's slept with so many women, he's probably picked up a few skills along the way!

Kill: Kanye. Anything that has been so close to the K-Klan can only be disinfected through incineration!

 

Okay... The John Version!

 

John Mayer/ John Cusack/ John Goodman?

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Sorry... don't know how I missed that this had already been answered. So:

 

Marry: Mike Pence. He's devoted to his wife.

Screw: Bill O'Reilly. Only bc know Anderson couldn't (I'm female).

Kill: Anderson. He would neither marry nor screw me, so I guess he has to die.

 

Okay, now the John version:

 

John Cusack/ John Goodman/ John Mayer

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Kill: Anderson. He would neither marry nor screw me, so I guess he has to die.

 

 

 

 

Best.twisted.answer.ever.

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I'd like to keep Anderson around just to look at him - he's pretty! But his nervous giggles when he's with Kathy Griffin on NYE make me nuts. And this past year he's been almost unwatchable on news, so.....Maybe I could keep him around if I also kept Andy Cohen? They seem ok together - their friendship is watchable....

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http://www.laineygossip.com/orlando-bloom-with-leonardo-dicaprio-tobey-maguire-wolf-pack-in-new-york/47252

 

Inspired by this post of Lainey's on the Wolf Pack - of the three here, Leo, Toby or Orlando? Gotta say - I would probably kill them all (Lainey's post is pretty funny about the impact of Orlando being #2 for Katy Perry ;-)

 

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http://www.laineygossip.com/orlando-bloom-with-leonardo-dicaprio-tobey-maguire-wolf-pack-in-new-york/47252

 

Inspired by this post of Lainey's on the Wolf Pack - of the three here, Leo, Toby or Orlando? Gotta say - I would probably kill them all (Lainey's post is pretty funny about the impact of Orlando being #2 for Katy Perry ;-)

 

wolf-pack-orly-15jun17-04.jpg

Marry: Orlando

Screw: Leo

Kill: Toby

 

Toby Maguire just gets on my nerves and he's short so I'm getting rid of him. Between Leo and Orlando, Leo is a bigger playboy so I think he'd make a worse husband.

 

I just watched the HBO documentary Going Clear so let's do a Scientology edition:

Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Will Smith

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Well, hard to pick one to screw since I don't believe any of them sleep with women but...

 

Screw: Will Smith. He strikes me as a freak in bed.

Marry: John. I've heard that he & Kelly actually really do care about each other and have a deep friendship, and she's been "allowed" to have a long-term partner.

Kill: Tommy. For obvious reasons.

 

Just saw an old preview for the movie, That Awkward Moment, a 2014 film that got panned by the critics.

So, let's do the Awkward Moment Edition:
  • Miles Teller?
  • Michael B. Jordan?
  • Zach Ephron?
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Just saw an old preview for the movie, That Awkward Moment, a 2014 film that got panned by the critics.
So, let's do the Awkward Moment Edition:

  • Miles Teller?
  • Michael B. Jordan?
  • Zach Ephron?

 

 

I only know one of these people by name - does that make me old?

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Just saw an old preview for the movie, That Awkward Moment, a 2014 film that got panned by the critics.
So, let's do the Awkward Moment Edition:

  • Miles Teller?
  • Michael B. Jordan?
  • Zach Ephron?

 

 

I only know one of these people by name - does that make me old?

 

Michael B Jordan was Wallace on season 1 of The Wire. That's how I know him.

 

Miles Teller I know thanks to the Divergent movies, which seem to follow me everywhere.

 

I know all of these guys by name, athough I don't think I've seen Ephron in anything.

 

I'm too old to even contemplate screwing any of them. :-(

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Hey, I'm reading the Divergent books now - on the last one. Who does Miles Teller play??

Peter? He was in Candor before joining Dauntless.

 

Ah yes, Peter. Little shit :D

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Miles Teller was in Whiplash, which is a very good movie. Michael B. Jordan was in Friday night Lights, which is damn fine tv. And Zach Ephron? I only know him from celebrity gossip... and lots of it :alien_dance: Still, I think if you even watch the trailer, you can get enough impressions to figure out who you'd like to nail and who you'd want to kill... then just marry the one left over :P

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Different game, but saw this online today and thought it was funny:

Keanu Reeves as a hemophiliac: Keanu Bleeds

Keanu as a homeless man:  Keanu Needs

Keanu recently got a lung transplant:  Keanu Breathes

Keanu as your favorite librarian:  Keanu Reads

Keanu as a kleptomaniac:  Keanu Thieves

:banana:

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Yeah, I saw that on Twitter a few days back....I won't watch John Wick but I need to watch Always Be My Maybe....

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On ‎6‎/‎15‎/‎2019 at 1:31 PM, princess said:

Different game, but saw this online today and thought it was funny:

Keanu Reeves as a hemophiliac: Keanu Bleeds

Keanu as a homeless man:  Keanu Needs

Keanu recently got a lung transplant:  Keanu Breathes

Keanu as your favorite librarian:  Keanu Reads

Keanu as a kleptomaniac:  Keanu Thieves

:banana:

Keanu as a gardener - Keanu Leaves

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