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Oscar Post-Party Fug: Jenna Jameson

 

I know Jenna Jameson is a famed porn star, and therefore we shouldn't anticipate that she would abide by the standards of normalcy applied to much of the rest of the sentient world. But, something's gone awry there. Consider Ms. Jameson at the Big in '06 awards late last year:

 

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Boobalicious, and certainly not all-natural by any stretch of the imagination, but she's still a pretty girl and you can see why she's had such a long and, er, active career.

 

So we were rather alarmed to see the condition of her face at an Oscar afterparty this past Sunday night.

 

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Whatever doctor did her lip injections gives new meaning to the slam, "Quack." Unless she was actually mauled by a particularly contrary duck that wanted nothing more than to clamp down on her freshly fluffed lips until they froze that way. She also, generally speaking, looks like a particularly large pothole on a ten-mile stretch of rough road, but we can probably attribute that to the rigors of her profession. The most disastrous turn of events seems to be her mouth; apparently she learned nothing from the Jessica Simpson Restylane Debacle, nor the parade of Us Weekly covers that followed (their hobby of late is printing photos of J.Simp looking like an especial quackhead). Come on, Jenna -- hop off the sex-swing, unhook the leg cuffs, put your hip back into joint, pull the mask off your face and at least try leafing through something shallow at a newstand. Or, better, at yourself. It's not good.

 

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:ph34r: yikes, stuff that nightmares are made off and to imagine that she's supposed to be only a year older than me...she really messed up her face with bad PS and her skin is terribly sun damaged

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I let the close-up of jenna in the yellow dress stay on my screen until my fiance came across it and scared him.

 

I love to show him how the chicks he finds hot don't look too good when not airbrushed and fixed up. hehehehe :P

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Has anyone seen Arrested Development? You know that one part where Maeby is trying to find something horrifying to show her movie audience, and she decides to use her grandmother's post-plastic surgery face - well this is as close to that as I've ever seen.

 

Her boobs looks as bolted on as ever. Hallelujah!

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NY DAILY NEWS

 

Jameson film talks stall over rough cut

 

X-rated flick chick Jenna Jameson has annoyed Hollywood heavyweights who want to turn her best-selling book, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," into a movie. "She hasn't been showing up for meetings" with a major production company interested in "Porn Star," a source claims.

 

But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done "down there" - and is not pleased with it.

 

"She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy," said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, "she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie," which would be a mainstream production.

 

Jameson became famous for work in more than 100 X-rated flicks, including the classics "Camera Sutra" and "Udderly Ridiculous."

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^You know, a movie about porn could be highly enjoyable (Boogie Nights), unfortunately I haven't kept up on Jenna Jameson's career for obvious reasons. I don't think this could be one of those highly enjoyable events, more like a 2-hour cock-tease with some no-name Scarlett Johansson look-alike. I just hope all the actresses in it have to wear fake shirts so that all their boobs look bolted on. Now, THAT would be hot shit.

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NYPOST.COM

 

April 9, 2007 --

 

PORN queen Jenna Jameson is so stressed out over her bitter divorce that for the first time in her long career, she's behaving unprofessionally and letting her fans down, sources said.

 

Jameson, who reportedly underwent a botched and career-threatening vaginoplasty operation, has lost so much weight that she's almost unrecognizable and was a disappointment to fans at last weekend's Exxxotica convention in Miami Beach.

 

According to one insider, "She was contractually supposed to show up for a total of six hours in two days yet arrived late both days and blew off the event 45 minutes early on the second day of her appearance."

 

The source continued, "When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn't be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she's about 40 pounds skinnier than she was."

 

Jameson has said her dramatic weight loss is due to stress from her ongoing divorce from estranged husband Jay Grdina.

 

The buxom blonde also refused interviews with the media - including CNN's Anderson Cooper, The Miami Herald and adult supersite XBiz.com.

 

She left the event early with her martial-artist boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, when she saw that rival porn star Tera Patrick had a longer line of waiting fans than she did.

 

Meanwhile, add Spike TV and Ortiz's organization, the Ultimate Fighting Championship, to Jameson's list of detractors.

 

The UFC star backed out of a bout with UFC President Dana White two Saturdays ago after Jameson "berated him for not negotiating a lucrative deal for the fight." Ortiz had signed a contract to fight White for no extra compensation, another source added.

 

Ortiz's no-show left the Nevada State Athletic Commission, the UFC and Spike TV reps steaming mad. One fight fan suggested that Jameson was damaging his career and predicted that she'd be to Ortiz what Robin Givens was to Mike Tyson.

 

Jameson's lawyer told Page Six, "Jenna fulfilled every obligation as set forth from Jay Handy [the Exxxotica organizer], and he is pleased with her participation and invited her to come back."

 

Handy said, "Jenna fulfilled her contract, and Jenna had a classic Jenna fan line - the biggest line, [one] that wrapped around the Convention Hall."

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i am surprised nobody said thew first thing that popped into my mind.......................AIDS? :huh:

I'd be more likely to say coke/meth; I would hope Tito would stay away from a girl with an infectious disease, considering how bloody those UFC fights get. But that's just me. :huh:

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This is a quote from Jenna's soon to be ex husbands myspace page. She had written that she lost weight because she was so stressed out from the divorce proceedings:

 

I recently read a blog from someone blaming their physical appearance on circumstances and situations.. all of which are completely self perpetuated, on a victim or stress and circumstances. At some point you just have to be honest with yourself… as much as it might hurt and say.. I need help, my life and what I am doing is wrong! At which poijnt you need to become proactive in the rectification of the situation. The saddest point about all of this is that most people have to hit rock bottom b4 they realize this simple truth….this is heart breaking to everyone that loves and supports that person. I always ask myself …why does it have to get this??? For the people that love and try to help.. well… we have an inherent flaw that is in most of us.. we want to help… we always want to come to the rescue; and the person in need has no control; abuses and consumes .. consumes like a psychic vampire!

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i am surprised nobody said thew first thing that popped into my mind.......................AIDS? :huh:

I'd be more likely to say coke/meth; I would hope Tito would stay away from a girl with an infectious disease, considering how bloody those UFC fights get. But that's just me. :huh:

 

Still sounds like this blind item to me...

 

http://www.fanchitchat.com/chatboard/index...c=8806&st=0

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Jenna Jameson, This Is Your Life!

Posted May 25th 2007 2:20PM by TMZ Staff

Filed under: Train Wrecks

 

If adult film star Jenna Jameson wants to know what she'll look like in 20 years, she need look no further than "Ocean's 13" star Ellen Barkin.

 

It's like looking in a (funhouse) mirror!

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This is a quote from Jenna's soon to be ex husbands myspace page. She had written that she lost weight because she was so stressed out from the divorce proceedings:

 

I recently read a blog from someone blaming their physical appearance on circumstances and situations.. all of which are completely self perpetuated, on a victim or stress and circumstances. At some point you just have to be honest with yourself… as much as it might hurt and say.. I need help, my life and what I am doing is wrong! At which poijnt you need to become proactive in the rectification of the situation. The saddest point about all of this is that most people have to hit rock bottom b4 they realize this simple truth….this is heart breaking to everyone that loves and supports that person. I always ask myself …why does it have to get this??? For the people that love and try to help.. well… we have an inherent flaw that is in most of us.. we want to help… we always want to come to the rescue; and the person in need has no control; abuses and consumes .. consumes like a psychic vampire!

It is a shame. After all she had been through in her life, she once trusted this guy enough to not only marry him but to not have him sign a pre-nup. He's right about not being able to help someone until they want to help themselves.

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Erotica LA Gets Its Groove On

Filed under: Dave Navarro , Events , Jenna Jameson

 

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Jenna Jameson and Dave Navarro made it out to Erotica L.A., where there were plenty of toys, adult film stars and even a brief Cirque du Soleil show going on. Jenna's looking skinny as usual, but her boobies and lips are plenty plump. Do we know why she's so thin? I can't remember if she's told us, or if she has, I keep forgetting. In any case, if she's sick, I hope she feels better cause it's getting so her bangs look like they're almost too heavy for her to carry around. Dave Navarro just kind of annoys me. He's never crossed me or anything, but there's just something about him I don't trust. I think it's the eyeliner. I don't trust "straight" men who wear that much make-up. It just ain't right.

 

Also, I love how you can see the signs for the restrooms in the background of the picture of the stripper dancing on the pole.

 

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Booby Prize

 

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Jessica Levine of Florida was the proud winner of a new pair of tits thanks to MyFreeImplants.com . Jessica was the lucky girl out of hundreds of women who entered a random drawing. The check was given to Jessica on the last day of the Erotica-LA convention and presented by Jenna Jameson.

 

The 28-year-old will use the money to take her size B cup to a size D.

 

She said, "Thank you MyFreeImplants.com, I can't believe I'm getting a new set of boobs, I am so excited. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."

 

MyFreeImplants.com is doing good things for the women of this world. They said, "We're trying to do big things and no one is bigger than Jenna. Having her on board with our cause gives us that much more energy to keep fighting for small breasted women all around the world."

 

The site is like MySpace for chicks who want free tits.

 

$5k for tits?! Every chick I've known that has gotten a new pair paid a minimum of $9k. Bootleg boob job!

 

http://www.dlisted.com/

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Out of curiosity I went and checked out the freeimplants website and all I can say is WOW! Women put sexy picts up and men donate money. Men can request sexier picts for more money.

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The sad thing is, she thinks she looks good. She even thinks she looks sexy.

 

She looks like death warmed over.

I seriously hope she is not back on Meth. Everything went downhill for her when she left Jay.

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The sad thing is, she thinks she looks good. She even thinks she looks sexy.

 

She looks like death warmed over.

I seriously hope she is not back on Meth. Everything went downhill for her when she left Jay.

 

I have no idea what she gets up to, other than being a porn star and shopping her book. I thought, at one time, she was supposed to be funny and self-deprecating. From the self-love and self-delusion oozing out of those photos, I'd say not.

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