pinkdiamondgrl 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 I have to wonder whether it's anorexia or drugs like meth or cocaine abuse. Gotta be one or the other, no? I say its a combo, heavier on the drug use though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Anthropic 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 JENNA JAMESON IS GETTIN ME ALL HOT I thought we did away with scurvy like 400 years ago but I guess not, because Jenna Jameson was seen in Malibu doing ... whatever the hell this all is. I do give her points for confidence though because if I was a girl and I was built like a back scratcher, I would spend less time prancing around in bikinis and more time eating cookie dough until I gained enough weight to look mostly human. As it is now she looks like a duck. Don't get me wrong, I like ducks as much as the next little girl does, but I can count on one hand the times I've rented pornos about them. http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2708 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freckles 79 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 She's startin' to look like Lara Flynn Boyle back in the day. And that's not a good thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
So Jaded 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 ^ I was just gonna say that - they even have matching lips.. ICK.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leaivory 2 Report post Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) I believe porn mega star Jenna Jameson has retired. That said, I guess with her new found free time she's decided to turn herself into a duck. Her upper lip is now four times larger than Lisa Rinnas. I didn't think that was possible. Pair that duck bill with her new super stick thin frame and ... well... I hope she plans on staying retired. Edited August 22, 2007 by leaivory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYCat 1 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Jenna Jameson: Why I Removed My Breast Implants US Magazine Adult film star Jenna Jameson has decided to retire from adult filmmaking, and that’s not all she’s left behind. On August 1, Jameson visited Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Garth Fisher to have her breast implants removed. Though she continues to run her $30 million-a-year ClubJenna empire, the 33-year-old is focusing on a Hollywood biopic, a comic book and a clothing line, due out next year. Nearly two weeks after the three-hour surgery that took the 5-foot-6 star from a D-cup to a C-up, she sat down with Us Weekly to discuss her new body, her boyfriend (ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz, 33) and the future. On why she had her implants removed: “When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?” On how removing the implants changed her: “Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!” On how she felt postsurgery: “Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.” On whether she’s done with porn forever: “Yes. A hundred percent.” On who will play her in a movie about her life: “I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.” On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito: “I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I’m coming home to brand new boobies.’” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hedda_louella 1 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Jenna Jameson: Why I Removed My Breast Implants US Magazine Though she continues to run her $30 million-a-year ClubJenna empire, the 33-year-old is focusing on a Hollywood biopic, a comic book and a clothing line, due out next year. On who will play her in a movie about her life: “I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.” On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito: “I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I’m coming home to brand new boobies.’” Liar. No way is she only 33 - just no way. Sienna Miller's her best bet - when she needs the work she'd go for it. Scarlett's way out of her league and I think Rachel may be as well. The only person I've ever heard of named Tito is Tito Jackson. Is she dating a JACKSON? Oh my god. No wonder it looks as if she's been attacked by a gang of wild plastic surgeons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoyaheel 1,874 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 her boyfriend (ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz, 33) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TubaGirl 7 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 Liar. No way is she only 33 - just no way. She's 33. She's just aged horribly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antianeirai 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 Wow, I never would have guessed that she was only 33. But it's statistics..... like how every cigarette causes a smoker to lose 5-7 minutes of their life..... and every dick sucked causes you to age 3 months, bukaki scenes up it to 6 months.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fykeylicious 1,099 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 Wow, I never would have guessed that she was only 33. But it's statistics..... like how every cigarette causes a smoker to lose 5-7 minutes of their life..... and every dick sucked causes you to age 3 months, bukaki scenes up it to 6 months.... yeah, and I hear gang banging anal causes you to age THREE YEARS at a time. whew! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GovMarley 90 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 Wow, I never would have guessed that she was only 33. But it's statistics..... like how every cigarette causes a smoker to lose 5-7 minutes of their life..... and every dick sucked causes you to age 3 months, bukaki scenes up it to 6 months.... yeah, and I hear gang banging anal causes you to age THREE YEARS at a time. whew! Then she looks good for someone 286 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC 1 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 I saw her on some entertainment show the other day, talking about having her breast implants removed. I thought at the time that since she's gone the anorexic way, having the boobs makes her weigh more and that's why she wanted them out. But I also realized that she's had lots of facial work done and it's obvious that she went to the same butcher that others go to. He must be a real smooth talker. It appears that she's had a face lift, brow lift, nose whittle, lips, teeth, and maybe cheek implants. I swear that so many women in the business are ending up looking alike these days! They do everything because one doctor talks them into it. It must be easy to do with all of these stars who have such low self esteem. I think she ruined her looks. Also- the lower abdomen on women usually has a little pooch. She has no pooch. That tells me that she most likely had some fat removal in that area. IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fykeylicious 1,099 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 Wow, I never would have guessed that she was only 33. But it's statistics..... like how every cigarette causes a smoker to lose 5-7 minutes of their life..... and every dick sucked causes you to age 3 months, bukaki scenes up it to 6 months.... yeah, and I hear gang banging anal causes you to age THREE YEARS at a time. whew! Then she looks good for someone 286 years old. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzin2Fold 1 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 Wow, I never would have guessed that she was only 33. But it's statistics..... like how every cigarette causes a smoker to lose 5-7 minutes of their life..... and every dick sucked causes you to age 3 months, bukaki scenes up it to 6 months.... yeah, and I hear gang banging anal causes you to age THREE YEARS at a time. whew! Then she looks good for someone 286 years old. lolol But that last group were midgets so shouldn't it be 284 and a half? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanlee 49 Report post Posted August 27, 2007 Former adult superstar Jenna Jameson had the following to say about the following men (Damon Wayons, Prince, Quincy Jones and Wesley Snipes) in her book, "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star." Jenna Jameson and a bi-sexual girlfriend (Nikki) were in Las Vegas when they decided to attend a hip-hop club. "We were the only white people in the place and we were so fucked up we didn't care and because we didn't care, no one else seemed to mind either. Not long after we arrived, I spotted actor/comedian Damon Wayans sitting on a couch looking fine as hell. Nikki and I walked over to him and sat down on each side of him. We started blathering nonsensical drunk talk. When we started dancing for him, he was remarkably laid-back considering how out of control we were. "Damn, he said to me. "Look at that body." "But I don't have a butt," I protested. "You've got enough ass for me, he said. We ended up jumping in his limo and going to his suite at the Bellagio. Nikki and I flopped down on his bed and started making out while he sat there coolly and watched. I'm rarely forward but I had been mixing alcohol with pills so I was feeling frisky. I looked up and him and demanded, "Kiss me." "I can't," he said. "That's just not me. "You know you want to," I persisted. "You have no idea how much I want to." "Then kiss me." I crawled to the edge of the bed and his face met mine halfway. All we did was kiss. Immediately afterward, Nikki and I got up, left the room and stumbled out of the hotel. Jenna Jameson said: "Rocker Marilyn Manson and I made an odd/bizarre couple. I looked like a cartoonish exaggeration of the all-American California blonde and he was an exaggeration of the anti-American bogeyman. We decided to attend an industry event. When we got out of the limo, paparazzi were everywhere, blinding us with flashbulbs." "The first person we saw when we made it through the door was Prince. Somehow Manson knew him, and he introduced us. Prince said "hi" and reached to shake my hand. I'd never been so tongue-tied in the presence of anyone else before. He was hot and beautiful like a girl." "Five minutes later we bumped into Lenny Kravitz then we met the girls from TLC." "When I was introduced to Quincy Jones, he squeezed my hand so hard that I thought he was going to break it. It was all too much." The night of the Bangkok Planet Hollywood opening, I walked past a table full of beautiful girls, with Wesley Snipes sitting smack in the middle of them all. He waved me over. "Why don't you join us?" Hesitantly, I sat down next to him and all the other girls at the table shot me dagger looks. He was trying to get in their pants and they were trying to get in his pants. "So," he leaned over and whispered in my ear, "do you take it up the ass?" Being a porn star, I was used to such questions but Wesley at that moment, did not know I was a porn star. Either way, I was offended. I looked at him blankly, stood up, and walked away. That was the first and last time I ever saw him. When I was walking away from Wesley's table I bumped into Bruce Willis, he pushed me up against the wall and kissed me. After thirty seconds of passionate tongue kissing, he just walked away without a word. Source: Panachereport Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jerrica Benton 60 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 Former adult superstar Jenna Jameson had the following to say about the following men (Damon Wayons, Prince, Quincy Jones and Wesley Snipes) in her book, "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star." Jenna Jameson and a bi-sexual girlfriend (Nikki) were in Las Vegas when they decided to attend a hip-hop club. "We were the only white people in the place and we were so fucked up we didn't care and because we didn't care, no one else seemed to mind either. Not long after we arrived, I spotted actor/comedian Damon Wayans sitting on a couch looking fine as hell. Nikki and I walked over to him and sat down on each side of him. We started blathering nonsensical drunk talk. When we started dancing for him, he was remarkably laid-back considering how out of control we were. "Damn, he said to me. "Look at that body." "But I don't have a butt," I protested. "You've got enough ass for me, he said. We ended up jumping in his limo and going to his suite at the Bellagio. Nikki and I flopped down on his bed and started making out while he sat there coolly and watched. I'm rarely forward but I had been mixing alcohol with pills so I was feeling frisky. I looked up and him and demanded, "Kiss me." "I can't," he said. "That's just not me. "You know you want to," I persisted. "You have no idea how much I want to." "Then kiss me." I crawled to the edge of the bed and his face met mine halfway. All we did was kiss. Immediately afterward, Nikki and I got up, left the room and stumbled out of the hotel. Jenna Jameson said: "Rocker Marilyn Manson and I made an odd/bizarre couple. I looked like a cartoonish exaggeration of the all-American California blonde and he was an exaggeration of the anti-American bogeyman. We decided to attend an industry event. When we got out of the limo, paparazzi were everywhere, blinding us with flashbulbs." "The first person we saw when we made it through the door was Prince. Somehow Manson knew him, and he introduced us. Prince said "hi" and reached to shake my hand. I'd never been so tongue-tied in the presence of anyone else before. He was hot and beautiful like a girl." "Five minutes later we bumped into Lenny Kravitz then we met the girls from TLC." "When I was introduced to Quincy Jones, he squeezed my hand so hard that I thought he was going to break it. It was all too much." The night of the Bangkok Planet Hollywood opening, I walked past a table full of beautiful girls, with Wesley Snipes sitting smack in the middle of them all. He waved me over. "Why don't you join us?" Hesitantly, I sat down next to him and all the other girls at the table shot me dagger looks. He was trying to get in their pants and they were trying to get in his pants. "So," he leaned over and whispered in my ear, "do you take it up the ass?" Being a porn star, I was used to such questions but Wesley at that moment, did not know I was a porn star. Either way, I was offended. I looked at him blankly, stood up, and walked away. That was the first and last time I ever saw him. When I was walking away from Wesley's table I bumped into Bruce Willis, he pushed me up against the wall and kissed me. After thirty seconds of passionate tongue kissing, he just walked away without a word. Source: Panachereport o_O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haleah75 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2007 Wow, I never would have guessed that she was only 33. But it's statistics..... like how every cigarette causes a smoker to lose 5-7 minutes of their life..... and every dick sucked causes you to age 3 months, bukaki scenes up it to 6 months.... I am dying...absolutely dying...lmao!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leaivory 2 Report post Posted September 12, 2007 Here We Go with this Freak Show http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/index.php CW’s favorite freak show, aka Jenna Jameson, walked the runway last night for the Heatherette show. It was fab–u–lous… and little bit scary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYCat 1 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 Jenna leg-lock GET out your handkerchiefs, guys — Jenna Jameson says she's through performing in front of the camera. "I will never ever spread my legs again in this industry, ever," the buxom blonde, who will now focus on her Web business, announced to the AVN Adult Movie Awards in Las Vegas over the weekend. Stormy Daniels, who was tapped as porn's Crossover Star of the Year, quipped to her idol, "I love you Jenna, but I'm going to spread my legs a little longer." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElleDriver 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2008 Quote of the Day Perez "We’re going to Fiji. We’re gonna get naked and just run in the surf and try to have a baby." - Jenna Jameson tells Life & Style about her Valentine's Day plans with her boyfriend, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fykeylicious 1,099 Report post Posted February 6, 2008 Quote of the Day Perez "We’re going to Fiji. We’re gonna get naked and just run in the surf and try to have a baby." - Jenna Jameson tells Life & Style about her Valentine's Day plans with her boyfriend, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz run for the hills!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lea 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2008 She Dressed Up The Shoes! Shauna Sand attended the "100 Stars" Oscar party last night and wore her signature lucite heels. Since it was a special night, Shauna dressed them up a little bit using $2 ribbon from the craft supply store. Now a pair of $5 shoes look $7! Instant expensive glamour! Her shoes look fantastic, pity about the dress. It looks like it got caught in the elevator. It's funny for a party called "100 Stars" there were about 0 stars there. This shit was also attended by Jeff Conaway with his girlfriend Vicki, Jenna Jameson, Baby Huey, Kelly LeBrock, Sally Kirkland and Traci Bingham. All the major names in Hollywood. What the hell is Jeff still doing with Vicki! Vicki is the Sam Lutfi of D-list celebrities! She is totally making Vicodin cocktails for Jeff. Jenna and Kelly should totally team up and do a remake of Howard the Duck. They both have the lips to play the title role. And that's where Sally Kirkland was?! Shit, that was the real party to be at. http://www.dlisted.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebelgirl 1 Report post Posted February 26, 2008 Jennas leg tattoos are so classy and whats up with all that vitiligo on her back!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hedda_louella 1 Report post Posted February 26, 2008 Oh my god - the horror... the HORROR! Poor Jeff Conaway, he's obviously wound so tight that he's going to crack any moment. That awful girlfriend is just waiting to pick his corpse clean and it shows. Horrible dress, hair, accessories, everything was a cheap-looking disaster. She is, however, the only woman there with normal lips. To be fair, Sally Kirkland's lips looked pretty normal but all you really want to do is beg her to use that purse as an actual mask. Jenna Jameson.... god what can you say? The girl is a mess and getting more hideous by the day. The story is that Ortiz was bounced from the Gonzo Fighting League (or whatever it is) because she's HIV+. I don't know if she is or not but that's been the rumor for a while now. Shauna Sand - is that Lorenzo Lamas' ex with the stupid Lucite shoes? Well, stupid everything, really. That ho needs to nab herself another husband, pronto. She won't have those blow-up doll looks forever you know. Speaking of blow-up dolls it's Kelly LeBrock! Ex of the horrendous Steven Seagal, grouper lipped but otherwise doesn't look too bad. She's actually *gasp* allowing a few age lines to appear on her face. Good for her. Tracy Bingham, B-list fixture. Her look is so...uh... strong that I'm surprised Eddie Murphy hasn't married her yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
