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Jesus Christ, big fucking deal. Have we become so puritanical as a nation that you can't say anything as mild as this with having to scurry and apologize and claim that you "blacked out"?

But that's the beauty of the photo--all the pleasure (of his naked well-sculpted torso, upper arms & dimples) none of the pain (of his unshowered smell or stupid utterings that come from his mouth.) I do think he'd be great fun to get stoned and play bongos with, though McConaughey would be *totally* fun to get stoned and play bongos with.

Hedda, do you know anything about Christina's gay wedding in the early 90s? Was is all for show/a joke (I know she explains it away as being sick of men, like that drives most straight women to marry other women ) or was it for real, and she's just trying to cover it up?

I'm kind of fascinated by the dynamics at work here, and the timing - it seems to be written to suggest that Oprah was "apologizing" to her girlfriend for publicly crushing on Tom (a la Rosie).

"Oh well, at least he doesn't beard." Yeah. Or say he's straight. He's at the Anderson Cooper level of closetry, I'd say, not the Jake Gyllenhaal (major bearding obfuscation, but no direct lies) or, below that, the Kevin Spacey level (out and out lies + bearding).

If he were out, that would be freaking great.

I can kinda see McBongo with a hot twink like Leonardo, actually, even if Leo's getting a little long in the tooth for twink status.

Wow, even though I'm not even a vegetarian, I have to say that I'm with PETA on this one. Killing animals/insects for fun is just proto-serial killer behaviour, IMO. Killing animals for subsistence, that's a different issue (I hail from probably the only susbsistence-based state where that could even be an issue, so no prizes for guessing my origin). It reminds me of putting goldfish in bowls for event dinners, and then throwing them away. Also wrong.

That's interesting, as Hello Magazine printed pictures two years ago of Mel aka Scary snogging her girlfriend in Hollywood. Double beard/merkin arrangement, I'd say.