Freckles 79 Report post Posted May 4, 2017 Marry: Trump. Use of AirForce1! Screw: JayZ He's slept with so many women, he's probably picked up a few skills along the way! Kill: Kanye. Anything that has been so close to the K-Klan can only be disinfected through incineration! Okay... The John Version! John Mayer/ John Cusack/ John Goodman? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freckles 79 Report post Posted May 4, 2017 Sorry... don't know how I missed that this had already been answered. So: Marry: Mike Pence. He's devoted to his wife. Screw: Bill O'Reilly. Only bc know Anderson couldn't (I'm female). Kill: Anderson. He would neither marry nor screw me, so I guess he has to die. Okay, now the John version: John Cusack/ John Goodman/ John Mayer 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tyler 408 Report post Posted May 4, 2017 Kill: Anderson. He would neither marry nor screw me, so I guess he has to die. Best.twisted.answer.ever. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoyaheel 1,874 Report post Posted May 4, 2017 I'd like to keep Anderson around just to look at him - he's pretty! But his nervous giggles when he's with Kathy Griffin on NYE make me nuts. And this past year he's been almost unwatchable on news, so.....Maybe I could keep him around if I also kept Andy Cohen? They seem ok together - their friendship is watchable.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoyaheel 1,874 Report post Posted June 15, 2017 http://www.laineygossip.com/orlando-bloom-with-leonardo-dicaprio-tobey-maguire-wolf-pack-in-new-york/47252 Inspired by this post of Lainey's on the Wolf Pack - of the three here, Leo, Toby or Orlando? Gotta say - I would probably kill them all (Lainey's post is pretty funny about the impact of Orlando being #2 for Katy Perry ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
witchkitten 309 Report post Posted June 15, 2017 http://www.laineygossip.com/orlando-bloom-with-leonardo-dicaprio-tobey-maguire-wolf-pack-in-new-york/47252 Inspired by this post of Lainey's on the Wolf Pack - of the three here, Leo, Toby or Orlando? Gotta say - I would probably kill them all (Lainey's post is pretty funny about the impact of Orlando being #2 for Katy Perry ;-) Marry: Orlando Screw: Leo Kill: Toby Toby Maguire just gets on my nerves and he's short so I'm getting rid of him. Between Leo and Orlando, Leo is a bigger playboy so I think he'd make a worse husband. I just watched the HBO documentary Going Clear so let's do a Scientology edition: Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Will Smith 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kath 153 Report post Posted June 19, 2017 Well, hard to pick one to screw since I don't believe any of them sleep with women but... Screw: Will Smith. He strikes me as a freak in bed. Marry: John. I've heard that he & Kelly actually really do care about each other and have a deep friendship, and she's been "allowed" to have a long-term partner. Kill: Tommy. For obvious reasons. Just saw an old preview for the movie, That Awkward Moment, a 2014 film that got panned by the critics. So, let's do the Awkward Moment Edition: Miles Teller? Michael B. Jordan? Zach Ephron? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princess 1,711 Report post Posted July 13, 2017 Just saw an old preview for the movie, That Awkward Moment, a 2014 film that got panned by the critics. So, let's do the Awkward Moment Edition: Miles Teller? Michael B. Jordan? Zach Ephron? I only know one of these people by name - does that make me old? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theempress 80 Report post Posted July 13, 2017 Just saw an old preview for the movie, That Awkward Moment, a 2014 film that got panned by the critics. So, let's do the Awkward Moment Edition: Miles Teller? Michael B. Jordan? Zach Ephron? I only know one of these people by name - does that make me old? Michael B Jordan was Wallace on season 1 of The Wire. That's how I know him. Miles Teller I know thanks to the Divergent movies, which seem to follow me everywhere. I know all of these guys by name, athough I don't think I've seen Ephron in anything. I'm too old to even contemplate screwing any of them. :-( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princess 1,711 Report post Posted July 13, 2017 Hey, I'm reading the Divergent books now - on the last one. Who does Miles Teller play?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theempress 80 Report post Posted July 13, 2017 Hey, I'm reading the Divergent books now - on the last one. Who does Miles Teller play?? Peter? He was in Candor before joining Dauntless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princess 1,711 Report post Posted July 14, 2017 Hey, I'm reading the Divergent books now - on the last one. Who does Miles Teller play?? Peter? He was in Candor before joining Dauntless. Ah yes, Peter. Little shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kath 153 Report post Posted July 16, 2017 Miles Teller was in Whiplash, which is a very good movie. Michael B. Jordan was in Friday night Lights, which is damn fine tv. And Zach Ephron? I only know him from celebrity gossip... and lots of it Still, I think if you even watch the trailer, you can get enough impressions to figure out who you'd like to nail and who you'd want to kill... then just marry the one left over 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princess 1,711 Report post Posted June 15, 2019 Different game, but saw this online today and thought it was funny: Keanu Reeves as a hemophiliac: Keanu Bleeds Keanu as a homeless man: Keanu Needs Keanu recently got a lung transplant: Keanu Breathes Keanu as your favorite librarian: Keanu Reads Keanu as a kleptomaniac: Keanu Thieves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoyaheel 1,874 Report post Posted June 16, 2019 Yeah, I saw that on Twitter a few days back....I won't watch John Wick but I need to watch Always Be My Maybe.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tyler 408 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 On 6/15/2019 at 1:31 PM, princess said: Different game, but saw this online today and thought it was funny: Keanu Reeves as a hemophiliac: Keanu Bleeds Keanu as a homeless man: Keanu Needs Keanu recently got a lung transplant: Keanu Breathes Keanu as your favorite librarian: Keanu Reads Keanu as a kleptomaniac: Keanu Thieves Keanu as a gardener - Keanu Leaves 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites