electricmayhem

I can't wait for her excuse this time. I'm placing my bet on "my Dad spiked the punch!"

Shelby Lynne is a country singer, isn't she? I thought she was openly gay. Wake me up when Travolta comes out.

I am in the minority who think that Suri is actually Tom and Katie's kid, but I think that they did it through IUI or IVF. I don't think Tom and Katie have ever seen each other naked. In fact, I don't think Tom Cruise is ever naked. I think he wears his giant elevator sneakers in the shower.

Depends on the family relationship I guess. For a lot of women, having "grandma" on hand every day would lead to a lot of tension - in which case, having a nanny with no family history could be better for family harmony. Boy, you said it...

I don't think I've ever walked out on a movie but I've turned off a few at home. One that comes to mind is A Night at the Roxbury, which wasn't even stupid funny. I took it back to the video store late and when I went to pay the overdue fee the guy behind the desk cleared my charges because, as he said, "Nobody should have to pay twice to see that." As for an excellent movie I'd never watch again, I would say Requiem for A Dream. Great performances but so disturbing.

Hey, you know what I always enjoyed? Antianeirai blind items! Anyone else with me?

I mentioned this in another thread but a friend of mine knows his sister and has hung out with him a couple of times. She tells me that he's actually a really nice guy, but almost dorky, in an endearing way. This was a while ago (before Twilight) so who knows if he's still like that but that's what she said. She also doesn't think he's gay but to be fair, she didn't think her ex was either...

You just broke my heart.

"Also, we added some new options, like Jada's girlfriend can come over whenever she wants and I can bring my personal trainer on vacations. So you see it really is that simple!"

I'm sorry, but does he think his prom date dumped him after he bought the corsage and everything? His WIFE and the MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN has filed for divorce and he wears a fucking t-shirt with a dagger through the heart image on it? Fuck OFF Robin Williams, you giant, hairy infant. You would think he would have learned from the Julia Roberts "A Low Vera" incident. Communicating via t-shirt just never works as well as you think it will.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this. The thought of Matt Damon breastfeeding his daughter "airplane style" is just way too creepy to contemplate.