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  1. Lea

    Ashlee Simpson

    Papa Joe Probably Approved This Asshole Simpson's new album cover is definitely a major contender for the fugliest of the year. The label probably sat around and said, "How the hell can we distract from this annoying slag's fugly face? I have an idea! Let's find the ugliest font we can find. Maybe two fugs can make a right." That font should only be allowed on the cover of a Schoolhouse Rock album and nowhere else. It looks like an avatar one of her two fans would make using MSPaint while on a NyQuil high. Seriously, her fans probably think a NyQuil high is hardcore. I shouldn't say Papa Joe approved, because if he had his way she would be in a bikini, sucking on a lollipop and clutching her "My Heart Belongs To Papa Joe" pillow. http://www.dlisted.com/
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    Rosie O'Donnell

    Danny Noriega: Princess Of The High Seas Rosie O'Donnell has offered a job to our favorite faux chola, Danny Noriega, on her R Family Cruise to Mexico next week. Rosie said on her blog that she would love him to come out with a friend or his family and perform "Tainted Love." She also said that Cyndi Lauper was also set to perform on the cruise and Danny could duet with her. Rosie went on to say, “I think you’re fantastic. And I think you’re a bold and brave and beautiful young man. And I admire you, Danny Noriega. You have an amazing voice. And your hair looks good straight.” That's the only thing that's straight on him. Anyway, Danny should only it if he gets to headline. Danny is going to be a big shining star.......on the drag circuit. http://www.dlisted.com/
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    Jenna Jameson

    Holy Hell! I don't believe my eyes! For once Jenna Jameson does not look like a greasy ass chicken bone. She actualy looks...gulp.....decent. I still want to attack with a hundred blotting papers but she's cleaned up. Here's Jenna and Baby Huey at the premiere of "Sleepwalking" last night. Baby Huey alway has this "duh" look on his face. If I ever run into his ass, I'm going to yell "What's two plus two?" His dumbass head would spontaneously combust. http://www.dlisted.com/
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    Mario Lopez and Ali Landry

    I'm Telling Tony Mario Lopez took his friend, Eva LongWHORIA, out to lunch yesterday and presented her with a Cartier necklace for her 55th Birthday. That bitch isn't worth it! I hope Mario pulled a fast one on her and bought that necklace at Claire's, but put it in a Cartier box. She wouldn't know the difference. I also can't stand Eva's laugh. I can hear it through the pictures. It sounds like one of those cackling witch dolls. I bet she snorts out mocos when she cackles. She's just doing this shit in public, because she wants Tony to get jealous. Methinks he's too busy screwing other hos! http://www.dlisted.com/
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    What Ever Happened to.....?

    Taylor Dane http://www.dlisted.com/
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    Matthew McConaughey

    Amstel Light McConaughey Matthew McConaughey really wants to name his baby boy after a beer. Matthew claims that his brother, Rooster McConaughey, named his second son Miller Lyte after his favorite beer. Star Magazine reports that Matthew loves the name so much, but Camilla Alves isn't having any of it. Camilla is 5-months pregnant with his son and wants a more traditional name. Leave it to that bitch to kill all the fun. A source said, "She's pretty old-fashioned. She won't let Matthew push her into this." I need to have a talk with Camilla, because Matthew must get his wish. This would be the most awesome celebrity baby name ever! But what's Matthew's beer of choice? Pabst Blue Ribbon? Beast Ice? Bud? Genny? The Possibilities are endless and any of those names will do. http://www.dlisted.com/
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    Robert Downey Jr.

    Yes, That's Robert Downey Jr. Oh no. It's Robert Downey Jr. in black face for the spoof comedy "Tropic Thunder." In the movie, Robert portrays Kirk Lazarus, an Oscar-winning actor who dyes his skin in order to play a black character in the the most expensive Vietnam War film ever made. Basically, Robert is playing a white man playing a black man. Robert doesn't think it will be offensive, because it will be done right. He told Entertainment Weekly, ''If it's done right, it could be the type of role you called Peter Sellers to do 35 years ago. If you don't do it right, we're going to hell. If I didn't feel it was morally sound or that it would be easily misinterpreted then I'm just C. Thomas Howell in ("Soul Man"), I would've stayed home." Soul Man was shit! Ben Stiller wrote, directed and also stars in the film. He said that at a recent screening black audiences thought it was funny. "I had no idea how people would respond to it." The film hits theaters this August and also stars Jack Black, Nick Nolte, Tom Cruise, Matthew McConaughey and Tobey Maguire. I guess this is sort of the same thing as Eddie Murphy playing an Asian character in "Norbit." That shit was semi-offensive though. I got flashbacks of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast At Tiffany's. I haven't seen this Tropic Thunder shit, so I can't really judge. The only reason I want to see Tropic Thunder is to see Tommy Girl in a fat suit. http://www.dlisted.com/
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    Sheryl Crow

    Sheryl Crow Must Be Lonely Sheryl Crow must be mighty lonely, because she's using Jennifer Aniston's name to get a little attention. Sheryl reportedly said that Jen was the one to dump Brad Pitt, it wasn't the other way around. Sheryl said, "For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships. Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don't say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven't had." A friend of Jen's (I'm guessing Courteney Cox or Sheryl, because those are her only friends) told The National Enquirer, "Once Jen saw the writing on the wall, she dumped Brad. She took a cold, hard look at her marriage and realised it was irretrievably broken. She and Brad had vastly different personal agendas and feelings about love, career and having a family." That's lovely Sheryl, but it still doesn't change the fact that he's with Angelina Jolie and has like 10,000 kids. Jen has shit! Sheryl Suzanne Crow needs to go sing about winding roads and soaking up the sun instead of spilling Jen's business. Maybe the music thing didn't work out for Sheryl, so now she's working as Jen's spokeswhore. http://www.dlisted.com/
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    Courteney Cox & David Arquette

    Courteney Cox's Coco Cusses Constantly The ever-so-genteel-looking Courteney Cox in her stylish scarf and sunglasses seems unlikely to have given birth to a three-year-old who likes to "cuss like a sailor." But it's true, says a source that dished to Star magazine. According to the insider, "Coco thinks it's funny and goes right on swearing. Courteney's just hoping she'll outgrow it." Or, maybe she can write for this blog, finishing off half-baked thoughts with an inane interjection of profanity, DAMMIT. By the way, I'm loving the purple. http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/
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    Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta-Jones

    Catherine Zeta-Jones Works The Mustard And Ketchup Look at this condiment art direction. Contrast! Catherine Zeta-Jones left her old husband for the day to snip the red ribbon at the brandy new Elizabeth Arden retail store on Fifth Avenue. Zeta-Jones was also scheduled to have breakfast with beauty editors and discuss Arden's new lipstick line. What these people will do for a check. Well, she's padding the nest. If hubby strokes out like his Dads, they might have to sell some of their holdings if he can't work anymore. So Catherine's just being wily. I credit her. I credit her with choosing the wrong shade of jacket as well. She looks like Ronald McDonald's successful older sister who left the family business to go into marketing. http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/
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    Robert Downey Jr.

    Robert Downey Jr. Goes Black, May Never Come Back In Ben Stiller's latest film, "Tropic Thunder," Robert Downey Jr. busts out the prosthetic hair and make-up to portray a self-indulgent actor, whose penchant for getting "into character" has him walking around looking like a black man. In the film, Downey's character, Kirk Lazarus is an Academy Award-winning actor, who stars alongside Ben Stiller's character in "the most expensive Vietnam War film ever," reports Entertainment Weekly. The character being played by Lazarus is Sgt. Osiris, originally written as a person of color and Lazarus takes this detail to heart, determined to immerse himself in his character as much as possible by dyeing his skin. According to Downey, "If it's done right, it could be the type of role you called Peter Sellers to do 35 years ago." He adds, "If you don't do it right, we're going to hell." The movie's premise is as follows: a group of narcissistic actors filming a big-budget, modern-day "Apocalypse Now"--lead by Ben Stiller's action hero character--are abandoned by the director and writer of their film when their antics prove too much and they're forced to fend for themselves. However, it seems they never realize that the cameras have stopped rolling. http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/
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    Tina Fey

    Funny Ladies Being Sexy For Vanity Fair Oh yes, that's Amy Poehler totally copping a feel off Tina Fey's boob, while Sarah Silverman gazes wistfully off into the distance. These funny ladies of television are gracing the cover of Vanity Fair's latest issue, hoping to debunk the myth that women can't possibly be as funny as their male counterparts. Accompanying the photos shoot is an piece by Alessandra Stanley, and chatted with each of the ladies for the piece. When talking with Tina Fey, the former head writer of Saturday Night Live said that the idea that women are genetically incapable of being amusing still persists, "You still hear it," she says. "It's just a lot easier to ignore." But what can't be ignored is how great these pictures are. Down below is a group shot featuring (from left to right) Sandra Bernhard, Chelsea Handler, Jenna Fischer, Sarah Silverman and Wanda Sykes looking like the kind of ladies I'm used to writing about on a regular basis and who consistently make me laugh...but not on purpose necessarily. http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/
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    Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

    Funny Ladies Being Sexy For Vanity Fair Oh yes, that's Amy Poehler totally copping a feel off Tina Fey's boob, while Sarah Silverman gazes wistfully off into the distance. These funny ladies of television are gracing the cover of Vanity Fair's latest issue, hoping to debunk the myth that women can't possibly be as funny as their male counterparts. Accompanying the photos shoot is an piece by Alessandra Stanley, and chatted with each of the ladies for the piece. When talking with Tina Fey, the former head writer of Saturday Night Live said that the idea that women are genetically incapable of being amusing still persists, "You still hear it," she says. "It's just a lot easier to ignore." But what can't be ignored is how great these pictures are. Down below is a group shot featuring (from left to right) Sandra Bernhard, Chelsea Handler, Jenna Fischer, Sarah Silverman and Wanda Sykes looking like the kind of ladies I'm used to writing about on a regular basis and who consistently make me laugh...but not on purpose necessarily. http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/
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    Colin Farrell

    Colin Farrell On The Cover Of GQ, Loves His Chocolate Colin Farrell is so clearly undressing us with his eyes at this moment. And I'd put up a fight except that I don't really want to. I just wish I were wearing more alluring undergarments. The Irish actor recently posed for GQ magazine and is featured on the cover of the British version of the magazine, looking intense in a suit. Somehow, Colin's all fuzzy and stuff, but there's something about his fuzziness that I find ultimately way more attractive than Adrian Grenier's. Not sure why. Whatever. In any case, Colin had a recent interview about his latest film, "In Bruges," in which he reiterated how he had left his bad-boy past behind him. "That's the irony of working in Belgium. The beer, we had to strike that off the list. No beer for me at this stage in my career, after hundreds of them, but, yeah, the chocolate was grand." A man who confesses to preferring chocolate over beer is a man after my own heart. Or a man who's going to fight me for the last piece of chocolate. Dammit. We'll just have to remain star-crossed lovers. http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/
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    Miley Cyrus

    Miley Cyrus's Relationship With Her Dad And His Pajamas Miley Cyrus wants to give her Pops a makeover. She says that he has a "Clint Eastwood Pajamas" look that has to go. I have no idea what that means. Like, old man pajamas? Grizzled film director pajamas? Do they have guns on them? She says that "there's a certain time where dad's got, we call it the 'Clint Eastwood Pajama look'. It's so horrible, it's the worst. And a really ugly hat with a bow. Oh, it's so bad." OK, what is this bitch wearing to bed that's scaring the children so much? As for Dad, he wants to be Miley's friend. That never works out. Dad first, friend later. He called into Ryan Seacrest's show and explained that he feels that if he "invades her space, he won't be that guy." Translation: don't piss her off so the checks keep coming. "Achy-Breaky Heart" was a long time ago. He also denied reports saying that he deleted Lindsay Lohan's number from Hannah Montana's cell phone. He said that "we love Lindsay. We love her." Seriously, you need to Dad that situation. That freckled UV-baked trollop is no kind of role model for your kid, dude. http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/
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