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 Oct 22 2004, 08:54 AM
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Jack Nicholson's Love Machine Fueled By Apple Pie
defamer.com Everyone knows that legendary womanizer Jack Nicholson has slept with more women than can be counted on the clasped fingers of every Hands Across America participant, but now the litany of his conquests has been catalogued in the new biography, Jack: The Great Seducer. Sure, the book names names (Gia Carangi, Christina Onassis, Lara Flynn Boyle, Mamie Eisenhower, a particularly seductive keyhole in his Hills manse), but it's real draw are the revelations about the secrets of Nicholson's cocksmitherymanship, like this one naming the fuel for his love machine : A woman Jack brought up to his Mulholland Drive pleasure dome recalls: "He could make love all night long. I stopped counting at seven." Afterward, the book reports, Jack ate an entire apple pie before returning to lovemaking. While this "I stopped counting at seven" business (Defamer personal record: 1.5, same night!!) is certainly impressive, we're pretty sure we could down an entire apple pie after snorting a punchbowl full of blow, too. |
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Apr 22 2005, 08:30 AM
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 Gotcha: Jack Nicholson makes off Wednesday with his notorious pose from The Shining while on the New York set of the Martin Scorsese crime drama The Departed. |
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Jun 22 2005, 12:01 PM
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Jack Nicholson helped re-write the script for his new movie with legendary director Martin Scorsese, because he felt the sex scenes needed spicing up. Nicholson stars alongside Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio in thriller The Departed, a remake of Hong Kong movie Infernal Affairs, due for release next year. According to reports, the actor wanted to make his character - an Irish-American gangster - a little more like himself, and more of an animal in the bedroom. A source tells the New York Daily News, "Jack didn't feel there was enough Jack in his character. Jack actually did some of the writing himself." The insider adds of the sex scenes, "Jack suggested using a (prosthetic appendage). He also wanted to dust the a** of one of the actresses with cocaine. Marty said, 'Go for it!'" A Warner Bros spokesman adds, "It's not at all uncommon for dialogue to be fine-tuned during production. Everyone is extremely pleased with the way this shoot is proceeding."
-------------------- "Please stop feeding the dog with the food from the table with the plate on top of it. " - Karen Hill from Goodfellas.
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Jun 25 2005, 01:02 PM
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There was recently an article on the imdb saying that Jack Nicholson wanted to "spice up" his character in Martin Scorsese' remake of the Hong Kong crime thriller INFERNAL AFFAIRS, titled THE DEPARTED and co-starring Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio. In fact, he supposedly re-wrote some lines and added a scene where he'd be sniffing coke off a stripper's ass. Apparently, doing a little creative recreational snorting wasn't all Nicholson did to "spice up" his character. His character also seems to have a penchant for walking around with big black dildo strap-ons. Either that or Jacko has gone absoutely nutty and decided to leave the hardware on after leaving his silicone-enhanced friend's house.
You'll have to wait until next year to see Jack and his newfound dildo friend in THE DEPARTED.  dutch translation: QUOTE Jack Nicholson really is a dirty old man. Proof: these pictures!
Pay attention to the brown giant Wacko Jacko is carrying with him without any embarrasment. Well, it's all part of his new film The Departed, with Leonardo DiCaprio. Can't wait! -------------------- hola senorita cosa
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Jun 26 2005, 09:50 AM
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This is the best thread ever.
(ps - with the "equipment," is he pulling a Brando, above, to make sure they don't shoot him from the waist down? genius.) -------------------- “Fashion is not about utility. An accessory is merely a piece of iconography used to express individual identity.”
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 Jun 26 2005, 10:31 AM
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QUOTE While this "I stopped counting at seven" business (Defamer personal record: 1.5, same night!!) is certainly impressive, we're pretty sure we could down an entire apple pie after snorting a punchbowl full of blow, too. Wouldn't some of us just love to try. 
-------------------- "Some men aren't looking for anything logical, some men just want to watch the world burn."
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Mar 22 2006, 09:32 AM
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NY Daily News
Jack Nicholson says that his adoring "Something's Gotta Give" co-star Diane Keaton isn't kinky enough for him. But the two looked cozy having breakfast yesterday at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont … |
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Jul 5 2006, 12:11 PM
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E! Online: Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman are on the List. The Oscar-winning duo is set to star in The Bucket List, a drama centering on two terminally ill men who devise a list of goals to complete before they kick the bucket and then break out of their cancer ward to do so. Rob Reiner directs, with cameras rolling in October.
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Jul 19 2006, 03:15 PM
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 Jack Nicholson gets ready to go cruising with former flame Lara Flynn Boyle on Tuesday during a Saint-Tropez getaway. The former couple, who dated for two years, split up in 2001. |
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Jul 19 2006, 03:31 PM
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I just finished reading this book last week. It was not an easy read for me. Parts were boring, parts were ultra boring, and parts were pure, unadulerated bulls hit IMO. If the book is true, he is a prevert and young/dirty old man. His refusal to wear condoms is mind boggling. Especially in the AIDS era. Jack might not have AIDS, but bet he is loaded with STD. His refusal to use condoms has resulted in many children fathered. Jack has so less morals, this is not a problem to him nor does he even seems to have a lot of compassion for the "bastards" he has fathered. Angelica Huston comes off as a mystery in this book. Altho she seems smart enough to know Nicholson for what he is, she stays with him for many years, but wisely does not marry him. I didn't mean to make this sound like a book review, but Nicholson is some kind of man. And, I do not mean that in a complimentary way.
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Jul 19 2006, 03:36 PM
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I know he has a long list of starlettes he's slept with, I didn't know about Angelica Huston
 You remember off hand some of his list??
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Jul 19 2006, 03:58 PM
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Chit Chatter Group: Members Posts: 54 Joined: 20-April 06 From: Spring Hill, Florida Member No.: 1335 |
QUOTE (princess @ Jul 19 2006, 07:36 PM)  I know he has a long list of starlettes he's slept with, I didn't know about Angelica Huston You remember off hand some of his list??Nicholson did have a long, long list of conquests. He and Marlon Brando traded women like a kid does marbles. I cannot remember off hand all the women - this list is endless and almost unbelieveable. Lara Flynn Boyle, Rebecca Broussard who had their legitimate child, Lorraine. Michelle Phillips of Mamas and Papas. Also, Jack was very much into drugs, according to this book. Not just pot, but having large amounts of coke, etc in crystal bowls in his house for guests use. At one point, Jack, again according to book, liked to walk around his house and property nude. There is just too much crapolla to wade thru to get anything juicy. Huston was supposedly his big time love, and Jack grieved as much as possible for him, when she left for good. |
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Jul 19 2006, 04:19 PM
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That man creeps me out!
-------------------- My body is so important to me... my face, my arms, my legs, my hands, my eyes, everything. I use everything I have.
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Jul 19 2006, 04:59 PM
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QUOTE (desperatelyseekingthetruth @ Jul 19 2006, 04:19 PM) That man creeps me out! No kidding! I love him in movies but in real life? Ewwwww, is all I can think of! As for the dildo, I assume these photos were taken during filming? Or maybe the guy doesn't want to harm his body by taking viagra? 
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Jul 20 2006, 08:54 AM
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Jack with his daughter Lorraine in St. Tropaz. She's a cutie, I keep her away from Lara.
-------------------- My body is so important to me... my face, my arms, my legs, my hands, my eyes, everything. I use everything I have.
Monica Bellucci |
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Jul 20 2006, 10:30 AM
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Chit Chatter Group: Members Posts: 54 Joined: 20-April 06 From: Spring Hill, Florida Member No.: 1335 |
Jack with his daughter Lorraine in St. Tropaz. She's a cutie, I keep her away from Lara.
Never mind keeping daughter away from Lara, don't let her me alone with Dad and his letcherous friends. |
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