You think? I have had a crush on him since high school, but I'd have to say at least since the late 90s, I've seen him as a pretentious prick - in interviews, doing press for movies etc. To quote Lainey talking about Daniel Craig, he's a crusty bitch ;-)

His sister Joan - she still comes across as totally normal....Clearly a very talented family.

Hate the way she has to drop in those comments. Brad found her in the shower (nekkid) They talk best when they are in the bathtub together (nekkid) The kids know when mommy and daddy have to go back to the bedroom (and get nekkid). We get it, Angie. You have sex. I don't find the idea titillating as you wish I did, I'm sorry.

I guess they are happy like Klum and Seal.

From Lainey yesterday - bold emphasis mine:

Those last three sentences really sound like a recent BV from somewhere, but I can't put my finger on where......

OMG! Johnny Depp snapped in Las Vegas with bi-sexual co-star Amber Heard
While Vanessa Paradis is at home, Johnny’s snapped jetting off
NOW Magazine.com

Johnny Depp's sparked fresh fears about his relationship - after being snapped boarding a private jet with a gorgeous blonde.

The 48-year-old actor was pictured on 25 April crossing the Tarmac at Las Vegas airport, followed by actress Amber Heard, his co-star from 2011 movie The Rum Diary.

The pictures came after Johnny had been spotted with the bisexual blonde in the gambling city, while he was there promoting his new film Dark Shadows.

As Now went to press, no one would comment on why 26-year-old Amber - who isn't connected with the movie - was with him.

All eyes are now on his long-term girlfriend Vanessa Paradis, 39, Vanessa - mum to Lily-Rose Depp, 12, and Jack Depp, 10 - to see how she responds.

She denied reports that her and Johnny's 14-year relationship was on the rocks in January, but the pair have still not been pictured together since.

There were rumours that Johnny had grown close to Amber, who'd split from her girlfriend of three years Tasya Van Ree a month earlier.

All parties denied the allegations, but Amber accidentally fanned the flames by openly talking about the dad of two, cooing: 'He's charming, he's a wonderful artist and such a talented person.'

Neither Amber or Johnny's reps gave a comment.

Vanessa Paradis - Happy days in ooh-la-la land
Vanessa Paradis' passion is making music but the French star is still making an impact on the big screen.
independent

It seems peculiar to find Vanessa Paradis in LA. She's so quintessentially French in appearance and mannerisms, it would be far more appropriate if we were downing espressos under a Gauloises haze in Paris's Café de Flore, the 6th arrondissement coffee house once frequented by Simone de Beauvoir and Jean-Paul Sartre.

Even more so because the Café de Flore happens to be the name of her new French-language film. But LA's where it's been at for Paradis thus far in 2012. She and Johnny Depp have decamped to one of the couple's many homes (they also have residences in France, New York and the Bahamas) with their children, 12-year-old Lily-Rose and 10-year-old Jack, while he shoots his role as Native American scout Tonto in Disney's $215m tentpole, The Lone Ranger. While he's on location in New Mexico, she's spending her days writing songs for her new album, which she plans to record in the autumn, release in early 2013 and support with a tour. "It's my favourite thing, touring," she says in a surprisingly husky voice. "I love it so much."

Paradis' passion has always been music before acting, which she has only done sporadically and possibly half-heartedly at times. She's made several albums in a music career that began before she'd broached adolescence, even if for a vast majority outside France it still begins and ends with her 1987 helium-toned single, "Joe Le Taxi". And she'd love nothing more than to discuss music now (she's currently beguiled by a pair of Canadian artists, singer-songwriter Feist and the folk collective Timber Timbre), even though our reason for meeting is director Jean-Marc Vallée's Café de Flore. It was Vallée who brought Timber Timbre to her attention, and his own musical fervour made him Paradis' ideal collaborator. The French-Canadian film-maker fought to score his previous film, The Young Victoria, entirely to the music of Sigur Rós. The producers wouldn't allow it, but he gets to indulge his whims in Café de Flore, in which the Icelandic group's ethereal sounds play a haunting role. "He is so much about music, playing music on the set, writing the script around certain songs, editing the film to a musical rhythm," buzzes Paradis. "He somehow is a musician and that was a big, big plus for me."

Read the full story [url=http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/vanessa-paradis--happy-days-in-oohlala-land-7682216.html]here[.url].


So they're both living in the LA house, but Johnny is doing press for the vamp movie.....

And one more story to fuel the fire....

Source

Johnny Depp is suspicious and jealous about his wife, Vanessa Paradis, and one Benjamin Biolay, according to Star mag.

Ben, a French musician, was once married to Chiara Mastroianni, the daughter of Catherine Deneuve and Marcello Mastroianni.

Depp has been mainly in L.A. lately, while Vanessa has been in France. Right now she’s in California, but he’s in New Mexico shooting this Lone Ranger movie.

The usual unnamed source says Depp “isn’t sure” what’s happening between him and Vanessa, and “certainly does not like the amount of time she’s spending with Benjamin.”

All three of them are 39.

Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/entertainme...l#ixzz1uJ89V9kX

All three are 39? Not unless Tim Burton is actually the fountain of youth Johnny Depp was in search of in that last "Pirates" movie .

Johnny Depp Denies Split with Vanessa Paradis
By Tim Nuddand Stephen M. Silverman
Thursday May 10, 2012 11:10 AM EDT
people.com

Four months after PEOPLE reported that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis's relationship was all but finished, Depp on Wednesday denied that he and his partner of 14 years had split.

"The rumors are not true. They are absolutely not true," the actor, 48, said on the red carpet for the London premiere of Dark Shadows, according to U.K.'s Sun.

Still, conspicuously absent from the premiere was Paradis, who has not been seen publicly with Depp since reports about trouble between them. She also has not shared a red carpet with him in at least a year and a half.

In January, Paradis was alone at the premiere of her own movie, Café de Flore. At the time, Paradis, 39 – a French singer, model and actress, and mother of two children with Depp – was evasive when asked about a split.

In an interview with Stylist magazine, excerpted in Thursday's Sydney Morning Herald, in Australia, Paradis says, "I believe in love, and I want to believe that it lasts forever. But I'm like everyone else, you have to take things a day at a time and you can never know what comes next. All you can do is hope and love and live."

Depp's comments at his movie premiere Monday mark the first time he has publicly addressed the issue.

"No matter what I say about this, people believe the opposite," Depp said Wednesday. "I can't say enough about it not being over."

Also quoted by the Mirror, Depp reportedly said of the rumors, "There's no truth anymore. It doesn't matter what I say to you right now, it doesn't make any difference."