I weep for the future when half the women on the planet are impregnated by Tom Brady. It's like a far more horrifying version of Children of Men. I wonder if he'll ditch her for someone else? Ladies, get your chastity belts ready - Brady is ON THE LOOSE.

This comment sealed the deal for me at the absolute ludicrous nature of his whole situation: I hope both Bundchen and Moynahan are having girls -- because 18 years from now, that's going to be the best season of "The Simple Life" ever.

From ohnotheydidnt:

A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Brady's girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant and, if so, the Pats QB is the father. According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br , Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family. The brief item was written by Joyce Pascowitch , who's the Brazilian equivalent of the New York Post's Richard Johnson . Brady's agent Don Yee did not return a phone call yesterday, and Bundchen's rep at IMG denied the report. Two weeks ago, Brady's ex-girlfriend actress Bridget Moynahan revealed she's pregnant, and Brady is the father. ( Moynahan's rep had no comment yesterday on the possibility of a Bundchen baby.) Brady, 29, and Moynahan, 36, dated for nearly three years before breaking up in mid - December. Soon after, the two-time Super Bowl MVP began dating the Brazilian supermodel. The pretty pair recently enjoyed five-star stays in Paris, Milan, and Rome, and Life & Style Weekly is reporting that Bundchen also took Brady to meet her parents in Porto Alegre , Brazil. Bundchen, who's dated Leonardo Di Caprio and surfer Kelly Slater , recently told Vanity Fair that she'd like to have children, but she's in no hurry. "I'd be lying if I said [I didn't want a family] -- my parents have been married for 35 years and have six children," she said. "Thing is, I'm just 26 years old, so I have plenty of time."



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Indeed, he's a fast mover. Faster than O. J. rushing to claim he's now the father of little Anniesuebobbylynnettekerrykatona.

Forget the chastity belts ladies, get your brains in gear instead and stop having unprotected sex!

Sorry, as much as I dislike Tom Brady (and since I originally come from Boston, that's a hard admission) I gotta say GB is the asshat of the week if this is true. It takes two people to get preggers.

If Gisele is really pregnant, I don't think it was an accident on her behalf. It doesn't take a genius to work out that this is the best way to get the attention/spotlight back on her.

The unprotected sex thing goes for him too. "Yes honey, I'm on the pill." Did he not learn the first time?

usmagazine.com:

Gisele Denies Pregnancy
Wednesday March 21, 2007


Gisele Bundchen has finally spoken out, denying reports that she's pregnant with boyfriend Tom Brady's child.

"It's crazy how people can make up these stories," the Victoria's Secret model complained on the Spanish TV show Corazon de Primavera.

"I'm not pregnant and I'm not planning to be pregnant anytime soon. I have so many contracts to do, so many projects."

Two weeks ago, the popular Brazilian celebrity website Glamurama.com.br reported that Bundchen was expecting a child with the Patriots Quarterback, who is also expecting a baby with his ex-girlfriend, actress Bridget Moynahan.

Bundchen added that she feels she's too young to have a child.

"It's just something I don't want now - it's something for the future," she said. "I'm 26 years old, for Christ's sake! Why would I have a baby now?"

Yes, because 26 is like... 17 or something. She's not too young to have a baby. A better reason would be "I've only just hooked up with my boyfriend and he's already gonna be a daddy with his ex. The only reason to get knocked up at this point would be to steal her thunder."

Maybe it's "crazy" because she's a transexual? Well, somebody had to say it!

That is SO funny...I just saw a photo of her selling shoes and I thought, GOD, that's a man. Maybe the real story about the studly QB is that he swings both ways!!

I thought that's what all the rumors were about before the latest pr leaks?!

I read stuff like this and it makes me think the tv show DIRT is so right on! This threesome could so be one of their story lines! Woman calls in tip that a model is pregnant by athlete. Model then has a great chance for a headline merely by calling in to deny said rumor which was originally planted by herself. Oh wait - I think DIRT already did this storyline just in the last few weeks!

GISELE CRACKS THE CODE

GISELE BUNDCHEN is moving her film career up a notch with a part in The Da Vinci Code sequel, Angels and Demons. The Brazilian supermodel, who played a small part alongside Anne Hathaway in last year's The Devil Wears Prada and also starred in 2004's Taxi with Queen Latifah, is allegedly joining Tom Hanks to play a fairly prominent role in the screen adaptation of the novel by Dan Brown. "Regard it as a solid rumour until Sony Pictures comes out with an official confirmation, but it looks like filming on Angels and Demons should start in July, with Hanks and Gisele Bundchen both on the set," says Cinemablend. (Thursday 12 2007, AM)

Louise Roe


Well...can hardly wait now.

Now, now, Bobby... Maybe Gisele plays a nun that took a vow of silence.





(queen of the typo strike again)

Good grief. She's going to try to become a serious movie actress??

Wha.you missed the cinematic gem that was Taxi?? giselle is an ACTress!!! OMG who is casting A&D??

Owww....nice one!

If she's a transsexual, sign me up! (although I guess I'd have to go from female to male, to female again? Still, it would be worth it to be that hot. )

It's been a long time, but the only female I remember in that whole book was the murdered guy's daughter (Victoria/Vittoria/something like that). I don't think it's spoiling the plot to reveal that the daughter is a love interest for Langdon / Hanks' character.

Please tell me Tom Hanks and Gisele are not going to be doing the nasty in this flick. That could turn me off sex for good (to my spouse's chagrin).

Maybe she plays a monk... One who has taken the vow of silence as TubaGirl suggested.

So what happened to her assertion that if she was a bad actress she would just stop acting? She said that BEFORE 'Taxi' came out, did she not read any of the reviews after? Did she think she was good?

ROTFL! Awwww, that was good!!

Maybe she told Hanks she thought he was cute and wanted to have his babies?

Nothing in the whole movie was good. There should be at least 1 good thing so she has a frame of reference to show her how bad she is.

Gisele Bundchen Hangs Up Her Wings
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It looks as though Gisele is parting way with Vicky's Secret . She's going to be too busy sending anonymous death threats to Tom Brady's babymomma which refer to her as "fat peeg" despite the fact that she's pregnant. Gisele's hard like that.

Gisele Bundchen is longer wearing Victoria's Secret. The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn't up her $5 million-a-year salary. Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off. "Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic," said a source. "Victoria's Secret doesn't care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won't have to deal with any craziness." Reps for Bundchen didn't return e-mails. A rep for Victoria's Secret declined comment.

I don't know what I'm gonna do without Gisele in those Victoria's Secret catalogs. I don't want to wank to "five new hotter, younger girls". I want the real thing. I want a tough model bitch from some Eastern Bloc or South American country. Tom Brady's a lucky, lucky man. *sigh*



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Gisele Might Have Been Making Unruly Demands, Vicky's Secret Might Not Have Loved The Fact That She Was Digesting Food
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Victoria's Secret and Gisele Bundchen might have parted ways due to a combination of some insane demands on her part, coupled with her having gained some weight .

According to the Brazilian media, among Gisele's long list of dealbreaking requests in contract talks were that she never be on the runway at the same time as ex BF Leo DiCaprio's current GF, Bar Refaeli! Get offa my runway, world!

Miss Bundchen also wanted to travel less and make more money. Fashionista gossipistas are saying that Victoria's Secret was not happy that Gisele packed on 15 lbs. after giving up cigarettes. "When you stop smoking you gain weight, because food tastes better than when it tasted like ashtray," quipped Miss B, whose weight gain and health kick sparked rumors that she might be pregnant with footballer Tom Brady's li'l pigskin.

The not sharing the runway thing is mentally challenged if it's true. But god forbid the chick eat anything. Guys don't want bonerack bitches in thongs. They want an ass. An ass that can back up on them! Am I right, ladies? Let's all have some blueberry muffins and share a pint of Ben & Jerry's and stop punishing ourselves.



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Thongs R Her

GISELE Bundchen is counting down the seconds until her contract with Victoria's Secret runs out so she can cash in on her new deal with H&M. Page Six sources tell us the bronzed beauty - who is always on the arm of boyfriend Tom Brady - is "negotiating a lingerie line" with the label. "Gisele has been in talks with H&M for a long time, but for legal issues she has to wait for her Victoria's Secret contract to end to start the project." Reps for Bundchen did not comment.

Gisele's Rump is in High Demand While Wang is at War
Filed under: Clothing , Designers , Fads , Fashion , Fashion Fix , Gisele Bundchen , Style



Lady Bundchen is one hot commodity. After bidding a fond "peace out" to Vicky's Secret, the arm candy of Tom Brady is keeping busy. She has signed a new deal with H&M. Detail are limited, but the word is that she "negotiating a lingerie line with the label." Gisele is also being tapped for her talents by YSL. She will be the vixen to star in the Fall/Winter 2007 ads.

The battle of the Vera's has also begun. Vera Wang, maker of dresses that brides dream about, is in the in the final stages of unleashing her "Simply Vera" line. The line whose original name was "Very Vera" is under fire from Vera Neumann. Page Six reports that a war is brewing.

"Vera Neumann began designing textiles in 1946, and the 'Vera' trademark was first used in 1947. So Vera Wang is a little late to the party - the name is taken," The rep said Wang had even gone as far as using her high-powered, stockbroker hubby as an attack dog. "Her husband, Arthur Becker, called our company and said, 'I have $5 billion with Kohl's behind me, and we're going to take on any opposition. I'm putting The Vera Company on notice," the rep said. The case is now in court, with Vera Wang insisting it's not infringing on Vera's trademark because her fashions will be sold exclusively at Kohl's.

We all need to bow down before the all powerful Wang.

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Posted by: Cara Harrington
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Gisele Bundchen Says She Once Shaved Her Head

Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen shaved off all her hair during a low point in her rocky relationship with actor Leonardo Dicaprio. The sexy star - who dated the Blood Diamond actor on/off for five years - has lent her support to troubled superstar Britney Spears, who shaved off her long locks earlier this year.

Bundchen says, "It was not a fun time in my life - but I know the shame and torment Britney went through, when she cut all her hair off... I immediately regretted my hasty decision and flew to Brazil to hide out with my family till it grew back. I'll never cut it again - I think my success as a model is down to my boobs and my hair."

Gisele Bundchen Was Once a Head Shaver Too
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Maybe Britney Spears can find comfort in this story. Model Gisele Bundchen has revealed that she once shaved her head as well. This was during an extremely low point during her five year relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Bundchen says, "It was not a fun time in my life - but I know the shame and torment Britney went through, when she cut all her hair off... I immediately regretted my hasty decision and flew to Brazil to hide out with my family till it grew back. I'll never cut it again - I think my success as a model is down to my boobs and my hair."

Now if someone else would just step forward and reveal how they assaulted a car with an umbrella, she's almost have a full support group ready to go.



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Surfers In Shock

HOLLYWOOD is hitting the Costa Rican coastline, and the surfers are nervous. Vince Vaughn was seen partying at the red-hot Mal Pais Surf Camp and tooling around nearby Mar Azul a few days ago. Kate Moss and Matthew McConaughey have also visited. In addition, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Sting, Giselle Bundchen and Leo DiCaprio have supposedly looked at property in the area. Residents fear the infestation could destroy the area's natural beauty with new construction. "The roads are all dirt and there's not a lot here except great surf," said one nature lover.

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Surfers In Shock

HOLLYWOOD is hitting the Costa Rican coastline, and the surfers are nervous. Vince Vaughn was seen partying at the red-hot Mal Pais Surf Camp and tooling around nearby Mar Azul a few days ago. Kate Moss and Matthew McConaughey have also visited. In addition, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Sting, Giselle Bundchen and Leo DiCaprio have supposedly looked at property in the area. Residents fear the infestation could destroy the area's natural beauty with new construction. "The roads are all dirt and there's not a lot here except great surf," said one nature lover.

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Mystery Man

JAMES Blunt received some rather blunt news the other night - Gisele Bundchen, the stunning Brazilian model he's said to be dying to meet, isn't attracted to British men. "I don't like them. I just don't - and I wouldn't even be able to tell you why not," she told the London Telegraph at the Mappin & Webb flagship store launch. To make things worse, Bundchen didn't seem to have any idea who the singer was. "Who is that?" she asked. "No, I'm sorry, I have no idea who you're talking about."

I actually know of quite a few people who would say the same thing about her. This is yet another person I don't quite get the fuss about.

I know people here seem to dislike her but I just wanted to share that Gisele B. takes dance classes at the West side, NYC branch of my dance studio when she is in town. Unlike other celebrities, who only take private lessons there so as to avoid the little people such as moi, she actually takes classes with the group and is very nice and friendly to everyone and has made some friends at the studio.

This is pretty unusual for a celebrity, esp a supermodel, so I just wanted to contribute that she is pretty cool. (Though I personally have not been in a class with her, which is good, because I would probably be terrified to have to dance along with someone so gorgeous. Although, as my teacher says, "Maybe she's awkward!" Somehow I doubt it.)

Thanks, Soho, for the inside info. I don't know that I dislike her . . . I just don't get the fuss over her ~ especially when she tries to "act" ~ ayeeeee!

Good Timing



Tom Brady started dating Gisele Bundchen shortly after he split from Bridget Moynahan. Well, Bridge turned out to be pregnant with his baby. Tom and Gis seem to be happy and he's even flying his family out to spend time with her at her Italian villa. There looks to be trouble in paradise though and the reason is Bridge's due date.

Bridge is due to pop out Tom's baby on Friday. Friday is Gis' Birfday! AHAHAHAH! Best timing ever! Bridge better hold those legs together until Friday. If Gis and Tom stay together that will eff up that day for them forever! Celebrate with your only child or celebrate with the skank you left your knocked up girlfriend for?

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Gisele's Baby Blunder
Posted Sep 3rd 2007 8:14AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen may know what do to in front of the camera, but off camera, not so much.

This past week, the Brazilian bombshell's boyfriend, Tom Brady, allegedly phoned Petit Tresor, an upscale children's boutique in L.A., and had them ship several gifts to his estranged ex/baby mama Bridget Moynahan. Brady ditched a pregnant Moynahan to date Bundchen.

Bundchen also called in an order for Moynahan, reports Gatecrasher. The luxe $1,000 gift basket included a teeny tiny onesie with the word "supermodel' written across it -- a small, tacky reminder of her ex's current flame.

ugh, what a bitch.

or just really stupid

Probably totally made up by tabloids. It gives them something to write about. We all know that if there's no news, they'll make something up.

She appears to be dumber than dirt.

I don't know if the supermodel onesie thing is true but it's certainly true that she's as dumb as a box of rocks. Not unpleasant, really, but difficult to have a normal conversation with because she doesn't know anything about anything.

now, now, no need to insult dirt and boxes of rocks

That's why she and Brady are perfect for each other. Two gorgeous and hopelessly dumb and shallow people. I bet if you put their IQs together, you'll still get a sum total that's in the double digits.

Gisele Bundchen Is A Good Shopper
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Gisele Bundchen could end up being little John Moynahan's stepmother. Gisele is currently dating Tom Brady who is the father of Bridget Moynahan's son. Tom left Bridge when she was knocked up for Gis. Well, Gis decided to do a little shopping for the new bundle of joyness. She stopped into Petit Tresor and dropped $1,000 on a special gift basket. Included in the basket was a onesie with the word SUPERMODEL splattered across it.

That will make a lovely dust rag for Bridge and just what a little boy needs to broadcast to the world. GAY!

Here is Gis and Tom being gross in NYC the other day.

Gisele baby boo-boo
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/index.html

Anybody who needs some posh presents for a new baby might want to check the trash outside Bridget Moynahan 's house. I have a feeling there's some great stuff in there.

A rep for Petit Tresor, an upscale children's store in Los Angeles, confirmed that her estranged baby-daddy, Tom Brady, had phoned in an order.

His new girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, paid for a separate order in the same phone call. Included in Gisele's $1,000 gift basket was a onesie with the word "supermodel" written across it.

Which is exactly what you want when your boyfriend leaves you for a Brazilian supermodel just after you get pregnant. Tactful!

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Side Dish

It's like being taken to meet the parents — Gisele Bundchen partied with about 40 New England Patriots' wives at Opium Garden in Miami Saturday night. The supermodel shook her booty on the dance floor with the ladies while boyfriend Tom Brady and the rest of the team stayed home and rested for their game with the Dolphins. It worked: The Pats won, and Brady and Bundchen hit up SkyBar at The Shore Club, where they kissed so much the duo barely came up for air. "It was almost embarrassing to watch," said an onlooker. "She was holding his face, and they kept kissing all night. They ignored everyone. But they wore matching outfits, jeans and white tops, and looked cute together."

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Witchy Beauty

SUPERMODEL Gisele Bundchen doesn't need her quarterback boyfriend to protect her. The leggy looker showed up to the spooky Suffolk Street "Nightmare" haunted house Tuesday night without her flame, Tom Brady. "She showed up with three friends and bought tickets around 9:45," said our spy, who added that Bunchen, although not in costume, was acting like a bit of a witch - "She cut the entire line of people still waiting for their 9:30 entry."

Correction - she was allowed to cut the entire line of people still waiting for their 9:30 entry.

Tom Brady's Perfect Score
Posted Dec 31st 2007 12:10PM by TMZ Staff

Who cares about making football history -- when off the field you're scoring with Gisele Bundchen?!

Cameras caught Patriots quarterback-turned-New England hero Tom Brady out with his super hot, supermodel girlfriend for a victory dinner in New York last night.

Brady was in the Apple this weekend for the Patriots' final game of the year -- ending the season with a perfect 16-0 record.

Gis Has Never Looked Better



Gis Bundchen is always fucking hiding behind Tom Brady. Bitch you're a damn model! Act like it. Pose! Work the sidewalk. Damn. Give us some glamour. Show off that Greyhound dog face! I'm not hating, because I love Greyhounds.

Here's Tom and Gis walking around in NYC yesterday. Hopefully they were on their way to the beauty salon. Tom is a hot piece of boring meat, but he has hair like a 5-year-old.



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