Charlie Sheen Steps Out With His New Girlfriend
Wednesday Jun 14, 2006 3:55pm EST
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Sheen and Mueller on June 10
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Denise Richards isn't the only one enjoying a new relationship. Now her ex, Charlie Sheen, has a new squeeze.

Single since January, Sheen, 40, hit the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles on Saturday with 28-year-old actress and real estate investor Brooke Mueller (a.k.a Brooke Allen, star of 1999's direct-to-video Witchouse).

Sheen's rep tells PEOPLE, "She's his girlfriend."

During the event, Sheen showed his gentlemanly side, putting his suit jacket around Mueller's shoulders when the evening turned chilly.

The couple's public outing comes on the heels of Richards's European vacation with her new beau, Richie Sambora.

Richards recently told Entertainment Tonight that her relationship with Sambora, 46, was "the last thing I was looking for," adding, "It's true when they say things happen when you least expect it."

he looks so rough!!!

Charlie Sheen is in step with his new girlfriend, real-estate investor Brooke Mueller, as they leave a Hollywood movie theater on Wednesday.

The Gullible-Woman's Man

Best Feature: His huge...smoking gun (exposé).

Talent: Convincing a girl she's the one who can make him give up porn--and porn stars and porn sites.

Pickup Line: "Can I buy you a drink, or do you have a restraining order against me?"

Signature Move: Logs off before court appearance with Denise.

Sheen May Become TV's Highest Paid Comic
'Two and a Half Men' star may get $350,000 per episode

There aren't many traditional sitcoms doing as well as "Two and a Half Man," which is why soon there won't be too many TV comedy actors doing as well as Charlie Sheen.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Sheen is on the verge of reaching a new contract with Warner Bros. TV that would make him the highest paid comic actor on television.

The trade paper says that under the fresh deal, Sheen would make roughly $350,000 per episode this season, up from somewhere in the low six figures under the previous pact. CBS is reportedly sweetening the pot to make the deal happen.

No indication was made of which stars, if any, were being paid more than Sheen before this renegotiation.

"Two and a Half Men" has averaged more than 15 million viewers through its first two airings this season, making it TV's most watched straight-forward comedy by a fairly wide margin. Still, Sheen's salary is dwarfed by the genre's high-water mark of $2 million per-episode received by Ray Romano for the final season of CBS' "Everybody Loves Raymond."

Through the first three seasons of "Two and a Half Men," the comedy has earned Sheen an Emmy nomination, two Golden Globe nods and a Screen Actors Guild nomination.

Just what he needs - more money to put up his nose. J/k

A Defamer operative passing by the Two and a Half Men set sent over this photo of Charlie Sheen's trailer door, where the actor was taking a break from the crushing demands of a sitcom actor's schedule, marshaling his strength for a tour-de-force table read performance that would convincingly prove that he's worth every penny of the $350,000 per episode he's reportedly going to be paid this season. Sheen is obviously already taking his responsibilities more seriously now that he's going to be the best-remunerated comedy star on TV, as only a week ago the magnetic sign on his door frequently read "HOOKERS," a downtime activity that definitely didn't help to focus his professional energies.

Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper [CBS.com]
Previously: Charlie Sheen Paid More Than Any Sitcom Actor To Not Make You Laugh [Defamer]
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/charlie-s...sode-204066.php

And for hookers too.

ALL IN THE FAMILY

With their divorce behind them, Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards take the next step – spending a day together with their daughters Sam, 2, and Lola, 1, in Los Angeles on Sunday, where the actor's girlfriend Brooke Mueller joined in on the family outing.

Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards Free to Wed Again
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Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' status as a married couple is over, and they are now legally able to wed other people, according to legal documents obtained by PEOPLE.

However, the couple's divorce is not yet complete: Still at issue is the final division of assets and custody arrangements over their two daughters, Lola, 1, and Sam, 2.

The couple wed in June 2002. Richards, 35, originally filed for divorce from Sheen, 41, in March 2005, when she was six months pregnant with their second child.

After splitting from Sheen, Richards began dating Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, 47. The two were first spotted together publicly in April.

Earlier this month, Sheen said he's glad that Richards is with Sambora. "To know that it's somebody decent and smart and a good parent to be around your children, that's a good thing," he told Ellen DeGeneres on her daytime talk show.

Sheen's new girlfriend is actress/real estate investor Brooke Mueller, 29. Richards has similarly extended an olive branch to Mueller.

"Denise wants her to feel comfortable," a Richards pal told PEOPLE last month. "She put together a bag with toys for her and the girls (Lola and Sam) along with a card telling her she's glad (Brooke) makes their father so happy."

Those little girls look miserable.

Extra Comedy

CHRIS Tucker showed off his Michael Jackson impressions and sang for the cast and extras waiting each night between takes for "Rush Hour 3" at L.A.'s Galaxy Theater. One recent evening during his spiel, Tucker's cellphone rang and he yelled out, "Everybody say hi to Charlie Sheen," and passed the phone around so they could do just that. Meanwhile, director Brett Ratner asked around to find the No. 1 Jackie Chan fan among the 300 extras and took the young girl who volunteered up to meet Tucker's co-star and pose for photos.

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A cross-dressing-down for Sheen

Former Hollywood madam Fleiss is helping transvestite Kayla Coxx hawk a tape that shows Coxx and Sheen palling around at his mansion.

Brace yourself, Charlie Sheen. Two of your least-favorite people - former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss and drag diva Kayla Coxx - have teamed up to sell a video. And it's all about you!
The good news for Sheen is that you don't see him on the tape. The bad news is that Coxx spends most of 20 minutes winking and hinting about how friendly "she" is with the star of TV's "Two and a Half Men."

Sheen has insisted that the Nevada-based transvestite's claims about him are embellished, if not entirely fabricated. Attempting to defend her good name, Coxx has now produced a tape that chronicles, she claims, "the very first time I went to see Charlie at his house in Malibu."

Among the "very incriminating things" it shows, the cross-dressing porn star tells us, "is me riding around in [Charlie's] limo," proclaiming herself "Kayla Coxx, trannie-at-large." Fleiss, who used to count Sheen as one of her johns, tells us the tape also shows Coxx posing next to a limited-edition BMW in front of a mansion - both of which supposedly belong to Sheen.

"Kayla says that she asked Charlie if she could drive it, but he would only let her back it up in his driveway - 'to hide the address of his residence,' " says Fleiss.

According to Fleiss, Coxx also alleges on the tape that Sheen asked Coxx to sashay down to the nearby beach and "see how many straight guys would try to hit on her." Fleiss claims Sheen got off on "watching her from the window of his house."

Coxx is also seen changing into a cheerleading costume - the kind of outfit Sheen used to like her working girls to wear, according to Fleiss.

Coxx, who lives near Fleiss outside Vegas, says Heidi came upon the tape when Kayla loaned her a camcorder. Fleiss saw it as a great way to pay back Sheen for crossing her. Her gripe? She says that not only did Sheen go out of his way to cooperate with prosecutors who sent her to jail, but he later "stood up for" her old boyfriend, actor Tom Sizemore, when he was charged with beating her.


The tape is due go on sale next week for $9.95 on HollywoodBabylon.com; Sheen's rep wasn't available for comment.

^^^^^^^^^^ Interesting!

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H'wood's 9/11 Idiot Brigade

March 22, 2007 -- SOME celebrities don't know when to keep their traps shut - like Charlie Sheen and Rosie O'Donnell, who are throwing their weight behind the twisted theory that the United States government was behind the 9/11 terror attacks.

Page Six has learned that Sheen, the hooker-loving Hollywood hunk, has agreed to narrate a new version of the loopy YouTube documentary "Loose Change," which claims that a corrupt faction within the federal government orchestrated the mass murder at the World Trade Center.

Sources say Sheen - whose father, Martin Sheen, has been arrested 63 times protesting on behalf of various leftist causes - is in talks with Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban's Magnolia Pictures to distribute "Loose Change." Sheen has called for a new independent probe of the attack, telling Alex Jones' radio show: "It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75 percent of their targets, that feels like a conspiracy theory. It raises a lot of questions."

Sheen's rep confirmed his participation. Cuban e-mailed us: "We are having discussions about distributing the existing video with Charlie's involvement as a narrator, not in making a new feature. We are also looking for productions with an opposing viewpoint. We like controversial subjects, but we are agnostic to which side the controversy comes from."

Meanwhile, on her blog, O'Donnell has pasted in a widely debunked rundown of the collapse of 7 World Trade Center from the whatreallyhappened.com Web site, created by conspiracy theorist Matt Rivero.

O'Donnell repeats his discredited theories, which include the notion that because the fires were not evenly distributed, it made the building's perfect collapse into its footprint "impossible that landlord Larry Silverstein told the FDNY that "the smartest thing to do is pull it," a phrase conspiracy theorists take to mean that he ordered the skyscraper's destruction; and that firefighters withdrawing from the building feared it was going to "blow up."

O'Donnell's rep declined comment.

The Bottom Of Our Photographic Barrel
Filed under: Charlie Sheen



Uh, yeah - here's Charlie Sheen picking up some pizza. And smoking. And walking with his pizza. It's a slow day for candids. Obviously. I wonder what kind of pizza it is. Do you think it has fresh mozarella on it? I love that pizza you can get at Bertucci's with the fresh mozarella and tomatoes on it. God, when's lunch? I'm really hungry.



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Sheen Rethinks Nutty 9/11 Film

May 27, 2007 -- SUPPORT for the loopy 9/11 documentary "Loose Change" - which argues that the World Trade Center terror attack was part of a secret U.S. government conspiracy - is quickly losing steam.

A source tells us Charlie Sheen "is having second thoughts" about being involved in an updated version of the flick, which has a huge following on YouTube. As Page Six reported in March, Sheen had agreed to narrate the ridiculous flick, presumably to give it some needed Hollywood sizzle.

The conspiracy documentary got a further boost earlier this month when Virgin Atlantic announced it would offer the current, narration-free version as an in-flight movie choice. But just days later, it scrapped the idea. "After Virgin announced it, bloggers went nuts and there was so much negative feedback that [the airline] a few days later nixed it," the source said.

After we revealed Sheen's participation, the "Two and a Half Men" star told Extra: "It's a story that needs to be told. It's a story about the truth, and the truth needs to be exposed. It's not just me, not just the Hollywood community [that] is standing up saying what you have given us doesn't make sense. We just want better answers." As for Sheen now pulling his support, the star's flack, Stan Rosenfield, did not return calls over two days.

Another proponent of the "Loose Change" theory is Rosie O'Donnell, who trumpeted her feelings about it on "The View" and her blog, making ABC brass nervous and infuriating some viewers.

O'Donnell reportedly had booked the film's producers, Korey Rowe and Dylan Avery, on Thursday's show. But after getting into a fight with Elisabeth Hasselbeck Wednesday, and after her chief writer was caught defacing Hasselbeck's photos with mustaches, O'Donnell left the show.

"Loose Change" pushes the widely debunked "controlled demolition" theory, which claims the Twin Towers and 7 World Trade Center were blown up from within. It alleges the jet-fuel fires inside the towers weren't hot enough to melt the buildings' steel beams.

Those claims were soundly refuted by Popular Mechanics magazine, which meticulously shot down every single one.

Who was it (WC Fields? Groucho Marx?) who said that he is suspect of anyone who would want to be his friend? I think this applies to Charlie Sheen: any documentary looking for CHARLIE SHEEN as its spokesperson... red flags should be flying.

Charlie Sheen Engaged to Girlfriend Brooke Muelle



After more than a year of dating, Charlie Sheen and girlfriend Brooke Mueller are engaged, PEOPLE confirms.

Sheen, 41, first stepped out with Mueller, a real estate investor, at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles in June 2006.

The couple's engagement was first reported by Extra and was confirmed by a Sheen family friend. According to Extra, Sheen proposed to Mueller on a Costa Rican beach with a $500,000 engagement ring.

Sheen became free to wed last November when his marital status to Denise Richards legally ended. The pair have two daughters, Lola, 2, and Sam, 3.

Richards, 36, has extended an olive branch to Mueller and the women were recently spotted together.

"Denise wants her to feel comfortable," a Richards pal told PEOPLE last year. "She put together a bag with toys for her and the girls (Lola and Sam) along with a card telling her she's glad (Brooke) makes their father so happy."

Good Lord. (From ETonline):

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Charlie: Denise Asked Me For My Sperm
Monday August 6, 2007

Charlie Sheen is taking his battle with Denise Richards to the airwaves, telling Entertainment Tonight that his ex-wife asked him for a sperm donation.

In an interview set to air on Tuesday, the Two and a Half Men star says that reports that Richards wants more children fathered by him "are true. There is documentation that I'll show in court revealing the request for my 'donation.'"
On Monday, the New York Post's Page Six reported that Sheen is seeking to amend his custody agreement with Richards in a Los Angeles Family Court. According to the Post, he'd like a looser agreement that would allow him to visit with daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, without the supervision of Richards' nanny. The actor tells ET Online of the current custody situation, "I can't be monitored anymore. The type of household that [fiancee Brooke Mueller] and I provide, we should be able to decide if we need help or not."

In addition to unsupervised visits, Sheen tells ET he'd like, "an extra weekend per month, the ability to hire my own nanny or child care provider and no phone calls to the house unless there is a medical emergency...I don't want to interrupt my time with the girls to run to the phone."

Of his ex-wife's seemingly contradictory actions, Sheen pointedly asks ET, "I'm good enough to provide DNA but I'm not good enough to hire my own child care provider?"

As for whether he'll grant Richards' request, Sheen adds, "I would sooner walk on the surface of the moon in exactly what I'm wearing."

Before Sheen gets prepped for a moonwalk, however, he should note that Richards has denied the claims made in the Page Six column, including the sperm donation rumor. "I don't want another child right now," Richards has reportedly said. "I have my hands full and am focusing on my children, my mother and my career. I thought I was past all this stuff."

B-Listers Are Crazy
Filed under: Denise Richards



So everyone knows the saga of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards. Both seem nuts, and sorta the king and queen of the b-list universe in that they get a lot of ink and haven't done much to deserve it. Anyway, they're divorced from each other and everything seemed fine. But sources are saying Denise is pissed because Charlie has a new girl and Denise might have to kidnap somebody's daughter and take her on a roller coaster.

Sheen is trying to haul Richards into L.A. Family Court to get looser visitation rights with his daughters, Lola and Sam, that won't require him to be supervised. Richards is opposed to leniency.

"She's doing everything she can to keep his visits supervised by her nanny, because her nanny spies for her," one Sheen pal said.

Part of the problem, the friend says, is that Richards "wants another child - she even asked Charlie to be the father. Denise is very jealous of [Sheen's new fiancée] Brooke [Mueller] and craves the spotlight."

Ewww. Charlie Sheen needed to hang onto that aura of hotness when he talked to Jennifer Grey in the police station in "Ferris Bueller". Of course, he was like 18 then but he had it going on. There's also some wacky bullshit about Denise basically stalking Charlie's chick and arranging a photo op of them together. Denise denies all this. What's not being asked is who gives a shit about these people and why does Charlie have a hit sitcom? With Ducky?

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Charlie Sheen Said Denise Asked for a Pretty Personal Memento of His
Filed under: Charlie Sheen , Denise Richards



Even though Charlie Sheen was apparently not good enough of a husband for Denise Richards, she does have to admit that he knows how to make some cute babies. At least, that's what it sounds like. According to Charlie, the rumors that his ex-wife requested a sperm donation from him in order to have more of his children "are true." He spoke with Entertainment Tonight on the subject, as well as his desire to change the couple's custody agreement.

"I'm good enough to provide DNA but I'm not good enough to hire my own child care provider?"

Oh snap! I love it! Charlie's fighting back and has no problem doing it publicly, which we here at ASL fully condone. Meanwhile, however, Denise is saying that it's a bunch of BS and she wouldn't want his stupid sperms even if they bought her eggs dinner. Richards has reportedly responded to the reports by stating:

"I don't want another child right now."

I wouldn't piss her off too much, though, Charlie. As much fun as it looks, that woman has devil eyebrows and probably likes to use sex as a weapon. And I've never really understood what the expression "use sex as a weapon" meant exactly, but I bet in Denise's case it means her vagina bites.

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No More Mr. Nice Twat



Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are no longer playing nice when it comes to custody and visitation rights of their daughters. Charlie wants to see Denise's call-girl ass in a court to try and get his visitation rights loosened. He no longer wants supervised visits. Denise has demanded that her nanny is at all the visits and friends of Charlie said this is so she can spy on him.

Another source said that Denise is jealous of Charlie's new fiancee and that Denise has even asked Charlie to father another child for her. They also claim that Denise loves the spotlight and claimed she sent flowers to Charlie's fiancee after learning about their engagement, but never did.

"Denise set it up. Brooke never got the flowers, but she did get a call from Denise saying, 'It's an emergency, come meet me now.' When Brooke met her, there were four paparazzi waiting to take their picture. After the pictures were done, Denise told Brooke, 'It's been taken care of.' "

Denise told Page Six that the problem is Charlie and he's trying to mess up the custody agreement. "My mom is going through chemotherapy and I asked Charlie if my mom could see the kids before she got really sick. That's a valid request. He doesn't stick to the schedule he has with the kids - that's not my fault."

"I don't want another child right now. I have my hands full and am focusing on my children, my mother and my career. I thought I was past all this stuff."

Who do I trust?! I'll go with Denise. Her performance in "Wild Things" moves me to tears every time.

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Charlie & Denise Custody Battle Over Daughters Heats Up

The custody dispute between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards intensified Wednesday after the actress asked a judge to protect their children from her ex-husband.

Sheen angrily responded, saying that Richards "behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching."

The latest scuffle in the battle between Sheen and Richards over daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, began with the actress's Superior Court filing.

The document was not yet released, but her attorney said that Richards is seeking "the assistance of the court to obtain orders to protect her children" from Sheen.

"She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children," says lawyer Neal Raymond Hersh. "This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise's shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children."

Her lawyer didn't state what those "issues" were.

But in papers obtained by Access Hollywood, Richards accuses Sheen of "inappropriate behavior ... and conduct," including "his attraction to underage women and his sexual explicitness on the Internet, including revealing his private parts." Richards seeks to stop Sheen's overnight privileges with their daughters.

Sheen countered by releasing a statement: "Clearly the mother of my children has no interest in responsible co-parenting when it comes to my relationship with our girls. "

He added: "The truth will prevail. It always does."

Sheen, 41, and Richards, 36, exchanged legal blows last month, when Sheen filed a request to family court asking that he be allowed to select his own child care providers, and that Richards cease her "unnecessary phone calls."

Richards filed for divorce from Sheen in March 2005, when she was six months pregnant with their second child.

In November of last year, a court legally ended their status as a married couple; however, their divorce is not yet complete. Still at issue is the final division of assets and custody arrangements over their daughters.

Charlie & Denise Custody Battle Over Daughters Heats Up

The custody dispute between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards intensified Wednesday after the actress asked a judge to protect their children from her ex-husband.

Sheen angrily responded, saying that Richards "behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching."

The latest scuffle in the battle between Sheen and Richards over daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, began with the actress's Superior Court filing.

The document was not yet released, but her attorney said that Richards is seeking "the assistance of the court to obtain orders to protect her children" from Sheen.

"She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children," says lawyer Neal Raymond Hersh. "This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise's shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children."

Her lawyer didn't state what those "issues" were.

But in papers obtained by Access Hollywood, Richards accuses Sheen of "inappropriate behavior ... and conduct," including "his attraction to underage women and his sexual explicitness on the Internet, including revealing his private parts." Richards seeks to stop Sheen's overnight privileges with their daughters.

Sheen countered by releasing a statement: "Clearly the mother of my children has no interest in responsible co-parenting when it comes to my relationship with our girls. "

He added: "The truth will prevail. It always does."

Sheen, 41, and Richards, 36, exchanged legal blows last month, when Sheen filed a request to family court asking that he be allowed to select his own child care providers, and that Richards cease her "unnecessary phone calls."

Richards filed for divorce from Sheen in March 2005, when she was six months pregnant with their second child.

In November of last year, a court legally ended their status as a married couple; however, their divorce is not yet complete. Still at issue is the final division of assets and custody arrangements over their daughters.

Why do I feel bad for him...He plays it well.

I don't feel bad for either one of them.

They know what they are about.

Its the girls in the cross fire I feel bad about.

Because even a prick like Charlie Sheen looks good compared to skanky Denise "Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger" Richards?

I don't know, but I agree with tyler. They both knew what the other was about when they got together.

Charlie Sheen Fires Back at Denise Richards

Charlie Sheen says the FBI was "aware of" ex-wife Denise Richards's allegations that he viewed child pornography, and has taken no action.

Responding to Richards's most recent court filing in their custody battle, Sheen, 41, says in a statement released Monday that for 18 months Richards herself filed "not a single complaint" about the welfare of their daughters – and that her attacks only began after he asked to pick his own nannies.

"I have asked that the court eliminate Ms. Richards's ability to abuse and harass us any longer," said Sheen, who has accused Richards of using the nannies as spies on his personal life. "One can only imagine what we've withstood thus far."

In her filing, Richards accuses Sheen of "an attraction to underage women," an allegation she made earlier, providing numerous printouts of porn Web sites he allegedly visited during their marriage. The filing has not been released publicly, but a copy has been reviewed by PEOPLE.

"The FBI was aware of these issues," Sheen states. "I provided them with every computer I owned. The computers were returned two weeks later. Haven't heard from them since. Period. The end."

As of now, a childcare provider must accompany Sheen and fiancée Brooke Mueller whenever they're with daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2.

Richards, 36, also alleged in her filing that Sheen's engagement to Mueller is fake and a media stunt, based on what Mueller told her.

Mueller, denying Richards's claims, responded alongside Sheen's statement Monday, saying: "There are huge concerns about how Denise's emotions are impacting her judgment."

Richards had no comment to Sheen's latest statement.

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Charlie Sheen's Angry Emails to Denise Richards Leaked
Thursday October 4, 2007

In emails allegedly sent to Denise Richards in the aftermath of their split, Charlie Sheen tells his ex, "Go cry to your bald mom, you [bleep]ing loser." Richards' mother is currently receiving chemotherapy treatment for kidney cancer.

The New York Daily News reports that an anonymous source who claims to have worked with Sheen on his hit CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men sent them a packet including Sheen's emails, as well as pictures of genitals that the star allegedly emailed to women (and per Richards' assertion -- underage boys) he met online.

In another one of the leaked emails, Sheen attacks Richards and her parenting ability. "You are a pig,” he writes. “A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and evil and a bad mom, so go [expletive] yourself, you sad jobless pig."

Prior to the angry emails, Sheen tried to apologize for his behavior in the couple's divorce, Page Six reports. Then, he wrote, "I have been responsible for some of the worst dialogue and venom-spewing behavior in the past few weeks that I can possibly recall, ever. The anger and frustration that our situation has generated is beginning to manifest itself in physical forms and cellular regression."

But now, Sheen's pals tell the Daily News that the leak is just another part of Richards' campaign to tarnish Sheen's reputation, and that she is responsible for the court documents getting out.

Sheen himself has gone on the offensive in response to Richards' claims, releasing in a statement:

"I will not dignify the majority of these allegations set forth by Denise Richards with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane...Brooke [Mueller, Sheen's fiancee] and I remain committed to the task at hand. These unlawful and diabolical accusations will not distract us from the focus of our resolve...I am making every possible effort to assure that the courts focus on my children and their welfare. My refusal to dignify garbage needs to be understood in the context of the history of this case and Denise's need and desire to make it about issues that do not involve anything other than her emotions.”

Sheen's fiancee Brooke Mueller adds remarks of her own, explaining the bizarre moment or two where it seemed she and Richards were getting chummy. "Denise urged me to be open to having a friendship with her. After our relationship was established, she tried to get Charlie to father another child and to reconcile with her. Even though her efforts failed, it was disconcerting to be part of the sequel to the Heather and Richie story."

Charlie Sheen is a total asshole.

I agree. However, hasn't she accused him of molestation? The one I find the most offense to is the one about her mother.

But honestly, isn't the pig part maybe a little true?

I would be interesting to know if these were unwarranted or a response. Somehow, Ia m thinking a response....

um...cellular regression?

No joke! My response to that statement was:

But really, he sounds kind of like an abuser to me, the whole "look what you made me do" kind of rhetoric. I.e., "You got emotional and made my cells regress, so I had to hit you."

she isn't much better.

They both suck.

Sadly, I think they should have stayed married because they effing deserve each other.

But for me he gets more of a pass because I like him as an actor. I don't have to live with him, sue me

[I retain the right to both like him as an actor AND think he's an asshole, ok?]

I would imagine the emails were a response to something, but who knows if it was an email that we'll see leaked or a phone call there's no record of, etc. For the longest time, she was the one doing the "leaking" and I had some respect for Charlie for keeping his mouth shut in public. Guess something just pushed the buttons too far.....

According to Lainey:

"And Charlie didn’t spare Denise’s mother either, writing that Denise should go cry to her “bald mother” who is being treated for cancer."

I think they're both idiots. They deserve a long, expensive, horrid divorce. Sadly, their little girls don't deserve it, and those are the 2 who will be most hurt by all of this.

I don't actually take as much offense to Charlie calling Denise a pig as, say, Alec Baldwin calling his daughter that; in this case, they're both grown-ups and they're both playing dirty. She does seem to be a pig. And so does he.

Charlie Sheen mines own scandalous past for humor

Give this to Charlie Sheen: He's not afraid to mine his personal scandals for laughs.

The other night on his hit TV show, "Two and a Half Men," Holland Taylor, who plays his mother, Evelyn, was griping that she had no date for the opera. "Why don't you try one of those escort services?" asked Sheen's character, Charlie Harper.

It was brave line, considering that Sheen admitted in 1995 to spending more than $53,500 on 27 "dates" with employees of Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss. But the sitcom got even closer to the bone when mother and son began to banter about an inflatable sex doll.

"I tried it once," said Charlie Harper. "But I prefer a real woman."

Sheen also knows something about this subject. A few years back, we're told, he bought a $6,000 anatomically correct latex girl dressed in a cheerleader's outfit. According to an insider, Sheen was quite open about the doll — even bringing it to the set of his old show "Spin City."

But then came the night when, according to our source, Sheen tried to get two female party companions interested in a foursome with the bouncy cheerleader.

"They couldn't stop laughing at him," says the snitch. "Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll's hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster."

Before the doll's demise, Sheen's friend used to tease him about the mannequin's resemblance to his future wife, Denise Richards, who later claimed she, too, saw Sheen's rough side. Richards talked about getting a restraining order against Sheen after she alleged that he'd pushed her during an argument, according to a Richards pal.

CBS chief Les Moonves, whose network airs "Two and a Half Men," is said to have implored her to not do so, lest the public filing trigger the morality clause in Sheen's contract. According to the friend, Richards agreed to work out the issue with a private judge the couple hired.

One Sheen ally blamed Richards for "dredging up all this [recent] ugliness in a pathetic attempt to garner attention for herself." A rep for Moonves declined to comment. Sheen's rep said, "Anything we have to say, we'll say to a judge" in the couple's custody case.

He needs therapy! Medication!

Aaaaand this is what happens when a histrionic byotch and a narcissistic ass pair up. Urg.

Hollywood Stylists Tell All:



CHARLIE SHEEN: YOU'VE GOT NAIL!
Perhaps Charlie Sheen has been a little too preoccupied by his nasty custody battle with his ex-wife Denise Richards — because his personal hygiene is seriously being neglected! A writer on his hit show, Two and a Half Men, tells Star he once caught a glimpse of the actor barefoot on the set, and his toenails looked like they hadn't been cut in months! "They were almost an inch long," says the source. "I couldn't believe it! They looked like eagle's talons! I thought about saying something, but you never know how he may react."

^^ Can you imagine the poor schmuck who is thinking "I majored in journalism for this?"

Sheen and Richards Send Kids to Therapy

Divorced couple Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen have ended their public custody feud after agreeing to put their young daughters into therapy.

The former couple have spent months fighting over custody arrangements for daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, but have now resolved all matters during a six-hour mediation on October 23.

An insider tells Life and Style magazine that Richards will continue to provide a nanny for her ex's monitored visits with the girls, while Sheen has agreed to allow his former wife to take them to therapy sessions.

The source claims the actress is worried about the impact of the divorce and her mother's ongoing cancer battle on the girls.

The insider tells the publication, "This was a big victory for Denise. ... She said all she wanted was what's best for the girls. And Charlie was pleased about settling things."

Richards' publicist was unavailable for comment when WENN to press.

Denied: Sheen-Richards Custody Battle Not Over

Contrary to published reports, the custody battle between Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards is not over, the actor's rep confirms to OK!.

“The parties are still working towards a mutually acceptable confidential agreement," Lance Spiegel, Charlie's attorney tells OK!.

Recent reports have stated that the exes have ended their drawn-out feud over their daughters, Sam, 2, and Lola, 1, with Denise, 36, continuing to provide a nanny to monitor the 42-year-old's time with the girls and the couple placing the two girls in therapy. But these reports are "inaccurate," Lance says.

"These discussions have included the issue of whether Charlie will select his own child-care providers," he says. "Recently published reports regarding how that issue has been resolved are inaccurate.”

Charlie Won't Let Denise Whore Their Kids Out



PageSix.com reports that Denise Richards is taking Charlie Sheen to court this morning after he refused to allow his kids star in her reality show. Denise is in talks for her own show and wants her two young daughters to co-star in it. Charlie is opposed to this, so they are taking it to Family Court.

Poor Denise. Shouldn't she be allowed to whore out her kids for a quick buck? Denise needs to leave her kids alone and fast forward to where her career is really heading...late night Skinemax flicks! Shannon Tweed isn't getting any younger and she needs a successor. Denise is that bitch.

http://www.dlisted.com/

Denise Is Victorious!



Denise Richards is allowed to whore her kids out despite the fact that their father disagrees with it. Denise took Charlie Sheen to family court yesterday after he refused to give permission for his two little girls, Sam & Lola, to participate in a reality show with Denise.

Denise somehow convinced the judge to let her do the show with her girl, but he set certain restrictions. It's unknown what those restrictions are, but Denise is apparently happy with it.

Oh and I know how she "convinced" him. The same way she "convinced" Charlie to rescue her from Heidi Fleiss' harem!

I want to know the premise of this reality show, because Denise is about as exciting as a warm plate of diarrhoea.

http://www.dlisted.com/

I want to know the premise of this reality show, because Denise is about as exciting as a warm plate of diarrhoea.

Wonderful quote. Can I use that one?

Memo to charlie:

You might have shot yourself in the foot on this one.

Consider: the more money Denise makes the less you may have to pay in support, child or otherwise.

Thank the judge that he ruled against you.