Fug The Cheerleader, Fug The World

Continuing on the theme of people we love to like and hate to fug, Hayden Panettiere is delightful on Heroes. Her hair always looks very healthy and pretty, she's a very talented actress, and she's been doing this since she was a single-digit age and still somehow manages not to be headed down Cokehead Alley. Maybe she's just better at hiding it than many of her Young Hollywood brethren, but regardless, she doesn't give us a reason to worry that we will have to petition for her to go to rehab after she, say, leaves a club with some human dumptruck like Brandon Davis and falls vulva-over-teakettle into the gutter, giving all of us a vulgar window into her private cavern. Thanks for that, Hayden.



And at first, I thought, "Well, everything seems to be in order with this outfit -- move along; nothing to see here." I mean, yeah, it's a tad beachy for New York in winter, but we certainly saw barer outfits during Fashion Week (to the girl who wore short-shorts with bare legs and a tank top: There is nothing about you that we understand). So we were prepared to give a cursory scroll through the other photos and then move along.

Sigh. We should've guessed it wouldn't be that simple.



Pants. PANTS. She just had to pair it with pants.

Our general pro-pants stance is well documented, but so is our powerful aversion to putting them under dresses. This whole outfit perfectly captures the vicious cycle of the whole dress-over-pants debate: If it's balmy enough to wear that on top, why do you need the trousers? And if it's cold enough to need the trousers -- which it WAS, by the way, because as it turns out an "arctic blast" is both arctic and a blast of bone-chilling wind -- then WHY are you sporting them with a dress that belongs out on the sunny lanai with a pitcher of iced tea and Blanche Devereaux? Wool coats be damned -- you need arm coverage in that kind of weather. I don't care if you have a car waiting for you downstairs; you have to layer, and we don't just mean by throwing a poor helpless pair of pants under a sundress. Have you ever investigated sleeves, my dear girl? Remember, Hayden: Sweaters aren't just for Bill Cosby any more.

Go Fug Yourself

Don't be surprised to see Hayden Panettiere and Lucas Dick out and about. Seems the two really hit it off last night at the Gibson guitars party. Hayden's mom and Andy Dick were both there and both thought they made a really cute couple. Obviously the couple agrees as they spent some time alone during and after the event. Andy Dick was even on his very best behavior and made Hayden and her mom laugh constantly. I like this couple and it has nothing to do with the fact that I like Hayden. OK, maybe a little.

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/03/...d-items_21.html

'Heroes' Cheerleader Catches 'Fireflies'
March 29, 2007


Hayden Panettiere is joining yet another large ensemble cast for her latest film project.

The "Heroes" actress and four other actors -- Willem Dafoe ("Spider-Man"), Ioan Gruffudd ("Fantastic Four"), Shannon Lucio ("The O.C.") and George Newbern ("Father of the Bride") -- have signed on for Senator Entertainment's "Fireflies in the Garden."

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the story is based on Dennis Lee's screenplay that's based loosely on his life and examines love and commitment in a family tested by an unexpected tragedy. There's no indication of who will play what role.

"We are quite fortunate to have secured an ensemble with such talent and global boxoffice track record," says Senator's Marco Weber, who is producing with Vanessa Coifman and Sukee Chew. "Their desire to be involved with this film clearly shows the quality of the script."

The fivesome joins the already cast Julia Roberts, Carrie Anne Moss, Ryan Reynolds and Emily Watson.

Lee will also make his directorial debut on the project. Production is scheduled to begin April 3 in Austin.

Panettiere is best known as the indestructible teenager on NBC's "Heroes." Her film credits include "The Affair of the Necklace," "Raising Helen," "Racing Stripes," "Ice Princess" and the straight-to-DVD release of "Bring It On: All or Nothing."

I guess the guy from Laguna Beach is out?

Hayden Panettiere is Not Lindsay Lohan



TMZ has a video of someone mistaking Heroes star, Hayden Panettiere, for Lindsay Lohan. You can tell Hayden respects Lindsay a lot and that she and Lindsay are best friends because she replies "Don't ever call me that again!" Wait, maybe that's not what that means. Maybe it means that everybody in Hollywood knows Lindsay Lohan is a used up tramp. Man, I totally read that all wrong. Oops! Oh, well!

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/...dsay-lohan.html

Hayden Panettiere: Don't Call Me Lindsay!

"Heroes" cheerleader Hayden Panettiere was mistaken for Lindsay Lohan last night -- and was she ever pissed!

TMZ spotted Hayden leaving Hollywood hotspot L Scorpion last night with co-stars Milo Ventimiglia and Leonard Roberts, when a confused onlooker shouted out, "Give 'em hell Lindsay!" When one of the paps reiterated the fan's mistake, a huffy Hayden yelled back, "Don't ever call me that again!"

Somehow, the Lilo fan didn't hear Hayden clearly and called her Lindsay again! Before Hayden could fire up her vocal chords to respond a second time, a paparazzo screamed a string of choice obscenities to the confused Lilo fan.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/04/hayden-panet...all-me-lindsay/

Call me old and crusty, but if Hayden's that concerned about being mistaken for Lindsay then maybe she needs to keep her 17 year old ass out of the nightclubs.

Are You On The Fugs?



Hayden Panettiere is learning the hard way just how penetrating a photographer's flash can be. Although, as lingerie goes, hers is relatively unrevealing; maybe she knew this thing would be transparent and was trying to be modest about it, as contradictory as that would seem. But I prefer to think Hayden is smart enough to read blogs and gossip magazines and say to herself, "Where crusty Lindsay Lohan goes, I am loath to tread."

Except, translated into 17-year old. So maybe more like, "Dude, Lindsay is f'ed. I know we have the same hair now, but seriously, slap me if you start seeing my boobs all the time." I want to trust the cute, clean, sensible image she generally projects, and therefore, I want to believe this was an accident, and she'll go to kind Steven Carrington -- aka Horned-Rim -- for advice one day on the set of Heroes, and he'll tell her that it's all just part of growing up and that she should stay strong (he will have just watched The Tyra Banks Show, see, and will have that advice at his fingertips) and not let this break her, but also, she should carefully protect her woman spaces since she's just a teenager still; then they will hug and she'll think, "Wow, my TV dad is, like, totally hot and wise; I should fix him up with Lauren Graham or something," and everything will be okay. Because there's nothing Steven Carrington can't fix. Nothing.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yo...ou_on_the_.html

Looking at that picture, I'm surprised she wasn't mistaken for Britney!.

I agree with Maximom ~ get your "17 year old ass out of the nightclubs" AND put clothes on! Then again, I didn't know who she was before this so maybe it's all a publicity stunt to begin with?

Yep...soon she'll have her cute little mugshot...pop record, two kids, and stint in rehab...not necessarily in that order.

http://www.wwtdd.com/

HAYDEN DOES THIS ALL THE TIME

I only barely know who Hayden Panettiere is, so I must admit that it was a brilliant piece of strategy for her to lick everything in sight for about two years and eventually earn a spot in my heart. Well played Miss Panettiere. You are truly a worthy adversary. Alas, my obsession lies with another. I speak of course of the Black Cat Diamond. Oh madness, must you bewitch me with your siren song!

Teen Hayden on Sexiest List -- Hot or Creepy?
Posted Apr 26th 2007 12:47PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird

British readers of FHM voted Hayden Panettiere #6 on their Sexiest Women Alive list -- but hey, mate: Hayden's only 17!

Sure, she's cute, and her "Heroes" cheerleader uniform just begs for attention, but placing the underage starlet in the top ten of a 'who-do-you-want-to-bang?' list is cause for minor concern. Then again, the age of consent in the UK is 16. Smashing?!

Though still a bit icky, here's one thing that might make Hayden happy -- arch-enemy Lindsay Lohan didn't crack the Top 10. Time for a nice plate of bangers n' mash!

Hayden Sucks Face with Her Hero
Posted May 1st 2007 2:51PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo

Underage hottie Hayden Panettiere, 17, used some of her superhuman powers to woo her 21-year-old "Laguna Beach" boyfriend Stephen Colletti out for a snack n' smooch.

The young Hollywood lovebirds landed at Urth Caffe on Melrose Avenue, and canoodled their way through a lunch on the patio, ignoring photogs and gawking diners.

Ah, young love. *sounds of birdies*

Boring
Filed under: Hayden Panettiere , Rumer Willis



Well I guess in the press, until you're caught boozing it up or snorting cocaine, you'll be labeled as boring.

Panettiere is a rising star in the US thanks to her role as a superhero cheerleader in the sci-fi show, and has just been snapped up by a record label to release a debut album. But she won't be snapped getting up to mischief now she's famous. She explains, "I had them on my street for a while but I think I bored them to tears. I'm no fun to watch."

Although, something is bound to happen sooner or later if you keep hanging around Rumer Willis.



Posted by: Jessica Marx
http://socialitelife.com/2007/05/07/hayden...shes_boring.php

Hayden Panettiere Pals Around With Rumer Willis



Heroes star Hayden Panettiere is spotted out with celeb hanger-on Rumer Willis in West Hollywood, CA.

http://www.flynetonline.com/

NBC Upfronts Host Hot Stars
Filed under: Hayden Panettiere , NBC



Thankfully, the eyesore known as Donald Trump was nowhere in sight at the NBC "upfronts," the entertainment industry's trade event at which the upcoming programming schedule is announced--well, at least he's nowhere in these pictures. "The Apprentice" was not announced as an addition to next year's NBC line-up, but a cancellation isn't necessarily a sure thing.

Asked whether "Apprentice" was now effectively dead, NBC Entertainment President Kevin Reilly insisted, "Not yet."

He said NBC would wait until after the other major networks have unveiled their new programming lineups before rendering a final judgment on the fate of Trump's show.

Dang, this is an attractive array of celebrities! Hayden Panettiere and Ali Larter are looking downright radiant in their simple sheath dresses and making me feel like my lazy butt needs to hit the gym. More likely though, I'll just put on some workout clothes and sit on the TV, while I flip through the latest issue of SHAPE magazine. Maybe if I do some butt-clenches whilst watching Netflixed episodes of "Six Feet Under," it can count as my cardio. Right?



More photos (Hayden Panettiere, Adrian Pasdar, Sendhil Ramamurthy, Leonard Roberts, Jack Coleman, Ali Larter) of the "Heroes" cast from the NBC Upfronts after the jump.



(Hayden Panettiere, Adrian Pasdar)



(Sendhil Ramamurthy, Leonard Roberts, Jack Coleman, Hayden Panettiere, Adrian Pasdar, Ali Larter)

Posted by: Lisa Timmons
http://socialitelife.com/2007/05/15/nbc_up...t_hot_stars.php

Oh Rumer!



What happens when Demi Moore and Bruce Willis mate? That's what happens! You'd think that one of the Willis chicks would come out hot with those genes. I will say that Rumer looks like one of those hot, Japanese anime dudes. She really does.

Hayden Panettiere and Rumer Willis have been spotted everywhere together. They couldn't be more opposite. Uggs in May make no sense. Her feet are cold, but her shoulders aren't?

http://www.dlisted.com/

Ugh - Rumer - a hideous and evidently stupid girl who does a lot of drugs and just dropped out of school. So little Miss Hayden is looking for the party life? We connect the lines (of coke): Lindsay hangs with Rumor, Rumer hangs with Hayden, Hayden's on drugs.

The first photo is a really nice one.

I think that she looks really healthy and pretty..... is it wrong that I want to reach through my screen and pluck her brows?

Give it time, we'll get those drunken stupor, stoned afterparty photos yet. Especially if she Hangs with Rumor

No.

(Pagesix.com)

Lessons For Young Stars

LINDSAY Lohan's and Britney Spears' bad behavior has badly damaged their careers, and some teen stars are taking note. "Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus, 14, worked over-12-hour days when she came to town last week, doing meet-and-greets every day and a concert for "Good Morning America." Her rep said, "She would see people being turned away and get her bodyguards to go get them. One family was staying in a car because they had nowhere to stay, and she brought them all up to her hotel room." But not everyone has learned the lesson. "Heroes" starlet Hayden Panettiere, 17, hasn't been able to go home for weeks now. She showed up for almost every event in L.A. and New York, including the Electronic Arts "Harry Potter" video-game launch party where she narrowly avoided a Tara Reid moment on the red carpet when the back of her dress popped open. "Oh, well, this is the life of Hayden," the actress, referring to herself in the third person, sighed as three of her handlers put her dress back together.

Oh my God...they drive me crazy too! Now at least I know I'm not the only one!!

Trizzie doesn't understand why celebrites talk about themselves in the third person.

LOL.

Just In! Hayden Panettiere Licks A Statue’s Ass



You know it’s a slow day when I’m writing about Hayden Panetierre licking a statue’s ass but dammit, there’s not much else out there. From the looks of it though, little Hayden is well on her way to being the next Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, and there’s not much we can do about it. That said, I’ll try to offer some advice all the same: if you’re a 17-year-old actress, maybe it’s best not to do foolish things in front of a camera…then again, I’d be out of business. On second thought, keep it coming.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=3213

Hayden Panettiere is Gonna Be Trouble
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If you stop and think about it, there aren't really that many scandalous girls in Hollywood. You've got Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Nicole, and a few others, but most actresses are actually pretty low key, and don't cause much fuss. From the looks of it, though, I don't think Hayden Panettiere will be one of those quiet girls.

She's not even 18 years old yet, but already she's creating quite the commotion, and if you're the betting sort, I'd say the odds on a stint in rehab aren't that long. Need proof? Well here it is. In this collection of Hayden Panettiere we've got her partying with Paris Hilton (and smoking), grabbing her own ass, wearing a bikini and body paint, licking another girl's breast, licking the Stanley Cup, licking candy wrappers, licking a mirror, licking the ass of a bronze sculpture, and generally doing odd things with her tongue.

So, is she the next Hollywood hottie headed for a meltdown? I don't know, but she's definitely off to a good start. Welcome to the club, Hayden. You better hold on tight.

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http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebri...-trouble-002583

A Night Without Fug

So, here's what I'm wondering. Should Jewel be worried that cute little Hayden Panettiere is about to swoop in and Single White Female her whole life without anyone noticing, or should Hayden be concerned that Jewel, at 33, looks young and fresh enough that she might start stealing her parts?



I just need to know how to feel.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/

Tastes Like Chicken



TMZ posted these two pictures of Hayden Panettiere picking her ass and licking her fingers. I'm sure these pictures were taken minutes apart. I doubt this chick was giving herself a salad tossing. Wait....that isn't a bad idea. Lick em and stick em or stick em and lick em! Either works.

http://www.dlisted.com/

^EW!!!!!!!!!

That should be in the "caption it" area!

people.com:

Hayden Panettiere: Turning 18 Means Cigarettes & Porn
TUESDAY AUGUST 21, 2007 02:55 PM EDT

By Marla Lehner



Hayden Panettiere plans to celebrate turning 18 with a big party – and notes that the milestone also allows her to indulge in a few previously forbidden vices.

Asked by David Letterman on his Late Show Monday what the big birthday means to her, the Heroes star answered: "I don't think much changes when you're 18 – maybe the way people treat you. But I think the only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and, if I get in trouble with the law, I'm kind of screwed."

After a momentary thought, she added that one additional bonus of being 18 is being able to tell her parents during a fight, "You can't talk to me like that, I'm an adult."

When Letterman expressed some disappointment in her response, saying that he was "hoping for something a little more inspirational," and asked about the ability to vote, Panettiere said she planned to register on Tuesday.

The actress is getting involved with Norman Lear's "Declare Yourself" campaign. As Panettiere explained, "It's stressing how important it is to vote and to be part of your election, so I'll be registering to vote."

As for how she plans to celebrate her natal day, she said, "We're going to have a big party. I think it will be me biggest party yet – except for when I was 2, my mom used to get the big [inflatable] Moon Bounces and we had a hell of a party."

“I find it funny to watch people patronise me or think I’m dumb because I’m blonde and young. “I know I have a higher IQ than 99% of the brunettes out there. It gives me more of a sense of accomplishment when I achieve things after people have underestimated me.”

- Hayden Panettiere

Oh my . . . . I wonder if Gwynneth Paltrow is her idol?

I understand the part about acheiving things after people have underestimated you but stating you're smarter then 99% of brunettes? Ten bucks says she's drinking in VIP rooms within the next year along side of Paris.

I think it was a couple of years ago she was along side Paris smoking dancing on a pole

Dear Hayden,

Honey, you ARE dumb. No one really thinks it's because you're blonde and young - that's Paris-talk and you really don't want to go there. I know it looks fun now, but when your humiliating sex tape gets out you'll feel differently. Trust us on this one. Now get your cute little blonde ass out there and achieve things. Things that have nothing to do with sex, drugs, rock and roll, phoning the paparazzi, bangin' older married guys you work with or shooting your mouth off.

Love,
Everyone

Should we start the countdown to rehab clock now?

Thank you! What was I thinking - she's already there!

Absolutely!

It's already ticking.

Hayden Panettiere FHM Magazine Pictures - UK (October 2007)

I just thought this photo from The NY Post of her walking IN with a drink in hand is pretty funny. Considering it looks like coke, I'd say her drink of choice is either rum or whiskey

Okay, this is gross but are you guys aware that hardcore coke users sometimes put it up their anus if they don't want to screw up their nose? She might have been licking residue lol.

Why do I get the feeling we may get a combo of Lohan and Britney in one person? So when will she be at her peak and when will she hit brit/LL lows?

Give her a couple of years. Probably when Heroes is over.

According to Perez she wants to be a singer. I have no idea what her voice sounds like but she is really starting to seem like Lohan. I've never heard of an actor/actress who had a voice successfully cross over into the music world.

What about JLo?













haha... Just kidding!