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middle age knocked on the door and handed him the check.

I can't believe they published this one. The color she's wearing is all wrong

and she looks wrinkled and tired. Weird.

I was thinking the same thing.

When it comes to films that have put me to sleep, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" with Mos Def and Sam Rockwell (?) totally put me into a DEEP DROOLING SLEEP. I woke up while the end credits were on and felt like a million bucks. So I guess that was money well spent?

Thanks for the chuckle, Honey!

50 Cent to Ex: G-G-G-Get Yo S**t and Get Out!

Posted Apr 5th 2008 3:15PM by TMZ Staff

 

Victory is in the air for Fiddy once again as he wins another battle, but this time it ain't on the mic -- it's in court.

 

50 has won in his eviction case against his ex-girlfriend/baby mama. Even though they split up years ago, Shaniqua Tompkins, thought she had the "right" to stay in a house that 50 Cent purchased -- without consent! Reports revealed the judge presiding over the case ruled in favor of 50, denying Tompkins motion to stay in the house and granting Fiddy 9,000 bucks in court fees -- which Tompkins has to pay.

 

Also being kicked to the curb along with his ex is 50 Cent's 10-year-old son. Don't feel too bad for Shaniqua -- she gets a whopping $6,700 a month in child support payments. 50's ex is gonna get rich -- or die tryin'!

He had won the house back, why would he set it on fire?

 

I assumed she did.

Indiana Jones and the great marriage proposal

 

Indiana Jones star Harrison Ford has proposed to long-term girlfriend Calista Flockhart of Ally McBeal fame.

 

Twice divorced Ford popped the question on April Fool's Day leaving Calista, 43, in some doubt as to its seriousness.Ford

 

But it seems the 64-year-old actor, whose other credits include Star Wars and Air Force One, was not jesting and the pair, who have been dating for five years, will get hitched as soon as the promotional work for the fourth installment of the Indiana Jones series is complete.

 

Ford already has two sons from his first wife Mary Marquardt as well as two from his second marriage to screenwriter Melissa Mathison.

 

He has been raising Calista's seven-year-old son as his own since the pair met in 2002.

 

The news comes as Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull made back more than half its entire production budget - around £75 million - in its first weekend at the box office.

 

It is the third biggest opening of all time.

Is anyone buying this?

I loved those books when I was young. I hope they do them justice.

 

"I do think about [running for office] sometimes," Smith admitted. "Right up until that Monday after the movie opens and I have a 100-percent approval rating. No politician is ever going to have that!"

Freaking hilarious!

 

The only thing that makes me think that Will Smith isn't a Scientologist is: WHY? He's on top of the Hollywood heap; does he really need the patronizing Scienos to tell him he is the next Jesus? Oh, wait. GMD is the new Jesus. Maybe the office of John the Baptist is open.

 

Tough ending for that job.

 

I think it has to do with hiding the gay. Will Smith cannot afford to be outed and I figure that the $cienos have something on him or they have something on Jada. Either way, Mr. Box Office wants it to stay hidden. $cienos are masters of blackmail.

 

Dang! Add Scieno blackmail to the list of cons of being famous. There really should be a list like that handed out to every aspiring actor/entertainer.

She looks like she is in drag !! The dog is the cutest thing about the whole picture !! Jessica looks like she is getting screwed from behind !!! lol If thats the pic of Jessica and Tony People pd a million $$ for to be on the cover they lost money !!

On the contrary, a BAD picture of Jessica is worth way more than a good one. My theory: this is the only photo in which they could capture Tony smiling.

"I do think about [running for office] sometimes," Smith admitted. "Right up until that Monday after the movie opens and I have a 100-percent approval rating. No politician is ever going to have that!"

Freaking hilarious!

The only thing that makes me think that Will Smith isn't a Scientologist is: WHY? He's on top of the Hollywood heap; does he really need the patronizing Scienos to tell him he is the next Jesus? Oh, wait. GMD is the new Jesus. Maybe the office of John the Baptist is open.

Hotel New Hamshire (not a good movie for a first date) and Borat (vile and disgusting).

 

 

Parton "shocked" at Howard Stern radio segmet

 

By Jonathan Cohen

 

NEW YORK (Billboard) - Country music star Dolly Parton has hit back against Howard Stern's satellite radio show, which last week manipulated recordings from one of her audio books into seemingly racist and sexually graphic sound bites.

 

Pretty uncool Howard.

 

Go Dolly.

 

Team Dolly here. Once something like that is out there, it can't be taken back.

 

Seriously. If you're going to pick on someone - why choose her? She's fucking awesome.

 

I hope she sues him for a fortune over this. Howard Stern proves once again that he's an idiot. I've defended him in the past over that obscenity crap and the fines, but that doesn't blind me to the major case of stunted development and bad taste he's carting around. What an asshole.

 

TEAM DOLLY.

 

Crap. Every time his thread pops up I expect it to be the "split" announcement.

 

Instead, it's nothing but all this happy horseshit about Indiana Jones.

 

WE ARE ALL GOING TO SEE IT - you can shut up already, Harrison.

GMTA

That's thick????

<glad you can't see the beastie>

Enormous jaw, beady eyes that are two close together, annoying laugh. She must have banged some pretty powerful men, because her appeal is completely lost on me.

 

Cameron Diaz:"I'm Boy Crazy!"

Monday March 31, 2008

Us Weekly

Hideous, just completely hideous. I don't understand the "Beautiful Cameron Diaz" publicity because she has always been seriously FUGLY and she has the worst skin I've seen in decades (RIP Richard Burton).

 

FUUUUUUGGG! Fug fug fug fug fug fugfugfugfugfugfugfugfug. She always has been.

 

 

Robin Williams Wears Dagger-in-Heart T-Shirt

Thursday March 27, 2008

Us Weekly

 

Robin Williams isn't taking the end of his 19-year marriage so well.

 

The day that news broke of his divorce, the comedian, 56, wore a T-shirt that featured a dagger piercing a heart at JFK airport in NYC.

I'm sorry, but does he think his prom date dumped him after he bought the corsage and everything?

 

His WIFE and the MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN has filed for divorce and he wears a fucking t-shirt with a dagger through the heart image on it?

 

Fuck OFF Robin Williams, you giant, hairy infant.

 

Doesn't he have a very young girlfriend?

 

Probably a bunch of them. I know someone who slept with him the night before his first wedding, having NO idea it was the night before his first wedding. She was not happy. And this was before Mork (barely).

By the way, just want to give Ivanka ups for bidding on the dinner with Trace Adkins on the final Celebrity Apprentice. I'm heartbroken he lost, but I have a feeling his charity is getting hit with donations big time from people who feel like I do (I gave a donation).

I'm breaking my own rule here, but she's one of the people in this forum that everytime I see her category bumped, I think, "No. REally?"

I am stunned that Heather has so many problems with self esteem,drug dependency and other addictions. I never knew. I hope her daughter Ava doesn't become messed up from this.

I've come to the conclusion that all American women have major self-esteem issues. The irony here is that it is the glorification of beauty such as Heather's that messes the rest of us up.

The Dirt on Ashley

Posted Mar 12th 2008 5:32PM by TMZ Staff

 

The 24-year-old former child star resurfaced at a Hollywood premiere recently, looking older.

For it's final season, Leonardo DiCaprio was also added to the cast of "Growing Pains." He became a huge star.

She looks great!

 

I wish her well. I'm tripped out because she's my age, and she always represented the perfect life (in fact, we were at UCLA our freshman year at the same time... of course, I did not know her, big campus and all). I can't imagine doing coke at my age, and feeling like I have to wear hoochie hairstyles and short skirts in order to feel okay and validated. In fact, in the real world, women who do these things at age 45 are a joke. Hollywood really messes with your mind, but you know there are many actresses in history who "retired" graciously as they aged and worked on philanthropic activites, concentrated on their families, etc. Does she really need money????

No, she doesn't need the money but she wants to work. She needs to lay off the self-pity-party and embrace her inner Joan Collins. If she does that, she'll work for another 15-20 years.

 

I think she'll work if she wants, but she should choose her roles carefully and be patient. And it is definitely time to say goodbye to the juniors clothing styles.

I wish her well. I'm tripped out because she's my age, and she always represented the perfect life (in fact, we were at UCLA our freshman year at the same time... of course, I did not know her, big campus and all). I can't imagine doing coke at my age, and feeling like I have to wear hoochie hairstyles and short skirts in order to feel okay and validated. In fact, in the real world, women who do these things at age 45 are a joke. Hollywood really messes with your mind, but you know there are many actresses in history who "retired" graciously as they aged and worked on philanthropic activites, concentrated on their families, etc. Does she really need money????

 

As much as I like boobs , I love the fact that Kate hudson is proudly flat as a board. She struts her tiny titties like their the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I agree! And her ass is the most perfect I've seen in a long time. I'm a hetero female and I want to grab it!

 

I don't think my ass looked that good even when I was a little kid, pre-cellulite. No fair.

Brooke Shields Patches Things Up With Her Mother

 

Brooke ShieldsBrooke Shields ended her rift with her mother during a heartfelt telephone call. Teri Shields recently complained to a tabloid that the actress had shut her out of her and her grandchildren's lives, accusing the star's husband Chris Henchy of having a svengali-like influence over her.

 

After reading the article, Shields reached out to the 74-year-old to repair their fractured relationship. Teri says, "After Brooke read what I had to say in The National Enquirer, she called me to remind me to watch the second episode of her show. In a somewhat sarcastic tone, Brooke then said, 'Thanks a lot for the things I've been reading about you and me.' I responded by saying, 'Well, you know it's all true Brooke.'

 

"Then she dropped it, but she didn't scream or yell at me or carry on. It's her way of saying she wants to move on. I know she doesn't want this bitterness to continue."

Ewww. All of it. Every phony word.

Don't really like this girl, but I've got to admit she looks great in that dress, and her hair looks awesome!