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I finally caught an episode of the new Two and a Half Men. Ashton's character is definitely NOT a clone of Charlie, and is, in fact, really boring. I saw the episode where he is eating at Soup Plantation with his wife, and he gets in the food fight with the kid. It didn't work. I suspect they WILL turn him into a Charlie clone because this character is awkward to say the least.

I finally caught an episode of the new Two and a Half Men. Ashton's character is definitely NOT a clone of Charlie, and is, in fact, really boring. I saw the episode where he is eating at Soup Plantation with his wife, and he gets in the food fight with the kid. It didn't work. I suspect they WILL turn him into a Charlie clone because this character is awkward to say the least.

I think he probably does schlep around on the side, but I really have nothing but contempt for the girls he beds who then go after pay-off.

 

Really though, these two need to step away from the Twitter, the photos of they take of themselves in the mirror and just live their lives.

^^^^THAT!

the superficial has pictures of lindsay doing what appears to be drugs and hanging with a seedy rich dude:

 

http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-loha...al-coke-09-2011

Whoa. Quite a story there. Almost sad, if she wasn't so obnoxious.

This weekend Sam P took some sort of fall and incurred head trauma. He is in the ICU in serious condition. I guess he is responding to Stephanie's and his mom's voices, and is moving his feet, but "has a long way to go."

Update for my Chit Chat friends: Andrea became officially engaged this month to the production assistant she met on the show, Daniel.

We are going to the wedding! (Even cancelling our own anniversary trip to Catalina to go to Michigan instead). I'll give you the scoop on who I see there. I suspect at least Ashley will be there.

I don't get the feeds, but I read Jokers Updates. I was pretty surprised last night that they did not show that Shelly was the mastermind behind the plan to keep Rachel in the house. At all.

Probably because the producers don't want any of the newbies to win so they don't want the audience knowing who's playing well. I think it's pretty obvious they want the final four to be the 2 'love' couples pitted against each other. I'm so glad I have not watched since the first episode.

 

Oh puke. Such a rigged show. Brendon's back. What a surprise.

I don't get the feeds, but I read Jokers Updates. I was pretty surprised last night that they did not show that Shelly was the mastermind behind the plan to keep Rachel in the house. At all.

I can't take another week of that psycho as HOH!!!

I just saw that on Joker's Updates. I don't even think I'm going to watch the show now. I'm thinking Jeff and Jordan are toast. They should have axed that bitch when they had a chance.

Charlene crying through the ceremony....Lainey reporting she tried to run away/get out of the wedding 3 times last week? Ugh.

 

http://www.laineygossip.com/Charlene_Witts...D=0&CelID=0

Yeah, she sure doesn't look like a happy bride.

 

OMG! It looks like he wants to hit her!

she ought to play the lottery - she's on a roll

Can we at least hope her legit career is over? I think that doing an infomercial for an ebay rip-off is pretty much the dregs. Shawn Holley deserves what she is going to get: all her invoices to Hohan sent to collections for lack of payment. Maybe that is why she looked so PISSED at the press conference afterward.

Son of a bitch.

 

Son of a bitch.

 

Unbelievable.

 

I take it she got off again?

 

Yup.

Son of a bitch.

Unbelievable.

Dumber than a box of rocks.

Lohan Flunks Booze Test -- Ordered to Court

6/22/2011 6:11 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol earlier this month ... and has been ordered to appear in front of an L.A. County Superior Court judge tomorrow morning ... and the Probation Dept. wants her in jail.

Here's what we know. Lindsay was tested twice last week. Sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay tested positive for alcohol on one of the tests and negative on the other. In both tests, she tested negative for drugs. One of the tests was administered just after Lindsay had a rooftop barbecue party.

Sources tell TMZ ... the L.A. County Probation Department will ask Judge Stephanie Sautner to yank her out of house arrest and throw her in L.A. County Jail.

And, we're told, members of the D.A.'s office -- will make an appearance as well, to lower the boom on Lindsay. The D.A. is still handling the DUI probation part of Lindsay's criminal saga. The L.A. City Attorney is handling the necklace case.

The Probation Department is pissed off because they tried to force Lindsay to take two tests in May but Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, refused to make Lindsay submit, claiming it wasn't part of her probation. Turns out it was, so Lindsay subsequently took the two tests, one of which she failed.

The Probation Dept. is also ticked that Lindsay is having parties while under house arrest.

Judge Sautner will hold a hearing tomorrow at 10 AM. Of course, we'll be there.

I'm pissed, but enjoyed knowing that all the suspicions about her drinking and drugging while she was "in recovery" are true true true. Still on probation.... she'll be in jail yet.

She's so normal that she never talks about her husband??

You're right!

I can't put a finger on why, but I'm getting the faint whiff of desperation from this girl.

Young bridesmaids & pages so cute - never thought they'd be so well-behaved. But they're adorable!

 

Love love LOVE the wedding dress. My goodness! The waist is fabulous and looks SO GOOD on her.

I was impressed with the dress too. Flattering, yet demure. Well done.

I'm still watching ..... I like redemption island.

 

you should have watched! I'm finally starting to enjoy Phillip. I though he was dumb and lying about being an agent but on the last show it seemed that he's been acting all along, lol.

I'm glad someone is enjoying it! I had hopes for Phillip earlier but they're long gone. I had hopes for Matt coming back in from RI but that lasted all of 10 seconds. I like players who can think for themselves but that isn't happening this season thanks to Rob.

 

I'm still holding out hope for Matt. And I can't stand Phillip. I couldn't before, but playing the race card for NO REASON put me right over the edge on him. And I agree: lemmings this time around. I don't like Rob, but I gotta hand it to him: he's making a nice living being a complete asshole.

TMZ

 

UPDATE 4:30 PM PT: You know things are bad when ... Michael Lohan runs by all the cameras without talking and then takes off in his car ... which he just did.

 

Am I wrong for loving this?

 

So, can she appeal the community service too? That sure is a loooonnnnggg time to be spending scrubbing toilets and ladeling soup. I think she'll be a no-show after a couple days, and THAT will land her back in jail. (Why should it be any different than alcohol education? And when exactly is the next Cannes film festival.....?)

 

Bwahahahahah!

Thank you for posting this! I needed the laugh tonight!

 

That was awesome.

Hand-picked by Victoria Gotti, eh? Now there's some KLASS.

She may not have any choice but to put up with the Scienos given all the questions surrounding Suri's true parentage.

I think there's always a choice. If Katie wanted to leave Cruise, she might not get custody. She might not get money. But I bet she would (Nicole did!) As for parentage, I'm not sure what you mean by that - would TC continue child support if it's not his? If his name is on the birth certificate, yes, right? Whatever happens, I really don't think katie would ever say that Suri isn't hers & Tom's, biologically.....

 

TC would definitely be required to pay child support, regardless of anything else. At least, in California. But I hadn't thought about the fact that Katie would have to fight for custody. I'm sure it is in the contract somewhere. I suspect they will divorce when TOM is good and ready and she may have few options. Which would explain why she is basically content: the alternatives are daunting.

in which he’ll star as the murderer himself.

Hmm. Has the Ark Music factory started churning out vanity films as well as vanity pop star careers?

Lindsay Lohan 'in talks' to play Sharon Tate

 

Lindsay Lohan playing the victim? Celebrity photographer Tyler Shields is hoping to make it happen.

 

Shields has confirmed to CNN that he’s directing a film about Charles Manson called “Eyes of a Dreamer,” in which he’ll star as the murderer himself.

 

According to Shields, he’s currently “in talks” with Lohan to play the role of Sharon Tate. Although no deal has been made, Shields added that he thinks Lohan is the right actress for the job, telling CNN that "she would be great" in the role.

 

 

He explained to Entertainment Weekly that her very public ups and downs are part of the appeal. "Sharon Tate was a movie star,” he told EW. “So I want [an actress who] you already have a backstory with. People have a backstory with someone like Lindsay. And I think it’s very relatable.”

 

Well, she did say she was ready to get back to work again, but no word yet if Lohan will take the job.

Lindsay Lohan is to movie stars as a big mac is to Filet Mignon.

 

LOL! But it is sad that everyone, EVERYONE, is exploiting her. All you have to do is tell the press you are considering Hohan for a role in your film-school movie and you get tons of free press.