Serendipity

No wonder she's so skinny! Her insides have packed up and moved away!

How come she doesn't get raked over the same coals that Britney does for being a wretched mum? It's so infrequent that Kate is ever photographed w/ her child I keep forgetting she even has a kid.

First of all, I can't even believe I'm commenting on this, BUT, if she peed herself, wouldn't there be pee on the floor? The fly area of her shorts wouldn't be wet if she peed unless she was hanging upside down like a bat. She's wearing a white t-shirt so sweat stains might not show in photos. Oh, and the Rolling Stone cover has some weird photo retouching - her right lower abs look like a wrinkled t-shirt that's been tucked into her bikini bottoms. Ok... that's enough Fergie to last me awhile now.

I'd say it's more like PEE-va behavior! Urinating in public is punishable as a public nuisance under CA Penal Codes 370 and 372, but I doubt he'll get cited for it. No one in Hollywood gets cited for underage drinking, public urination, dui, etc., etc.

Beautiful pictures in Vanity Fair (which has turned a bit into a celeb arse-kissing read lately), but geesh, her mug is all over that rag! Ads on every other page, the main layout... Kate might not have OD'd on coke, but I'm OD'd on her. Time out, please.

WTF happened to her face?! She's morphed into a mix of Kate Hudson/Jessica Simpson/Any Olson Twin.Boring!

Good for him for being sober and best wishes for many years of clean living. Bad to her for opening her smiley, beach splashing, magazine-cover-faced mouth on it. <_<But the burning issue is.... was Chad Lowe the answer to any past BIs???

After the split, Jessica has become depressed and let herself go. IckyPapaJoe is even turned off and has begun to cultivate a new flower in his Garden of Girlz.

So, you're saying when I bump into you on the streeet and begin talking about animal rights I should leave my baby seal fur coat and mink ear muffs at home??? Once I was in traffic behind a car plastered with a bunch of Earth First! bumper stickers (they're a rather radical group that do PETA-equivalent stunts to stop logging, etc. ) and saw the driver toss out a cigarette butt on the street. Some animal rights people are hypocritical like that too and it seems like they're less about animal rights and more about power-tripping and putting other people down.

Often, PETA's actions don't leave public opinion swaying in PETA's favor. But for some people, the treatment of animals is a "real" issue for them and I don't judge them on that. There are enough people and enough problems in the world that everyone can be passionate about something - poverty, better education, peace, great designer clothing at bargain prices... ok, maybe not so much on that last one, but you get the idea.

Do the math Jemima: Kate Moss' lips + Pete Doherty's penis + Sadie Frost's nethers = (charity or no charity) $108K that would be better spent on antibiotics!!!!!!!

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ITA Bittermuch? - Vanity Fair's covers are like that more and more. The Terry Hatcher cover is really similar to the one that Jennifer Anniston was on. Graydon Carter thinks he sells more mags that way.I hate to admit it, but I can totally relate to Terry's feelings about thinking a relationship is one way, and getting dumped on by a guy who knew it was another way all along. Terry was fun to snark on, but I'm imposing a snark moratorium (just on myself) 'cause now I feel a tad guilty. Only a tad, though. Should wear off in a few days...

I live on the West Coast by Terry's childhood home in Sunnyvale, CA and here is an excerpt from a columnist in the local (San Jose Mercury) paper. It's more of a snark on Vanity Fair than Terry, but I totally agree with the writer about the sexy/vulnerable cover: