Serendipity

I'm guessing Australian reality TV will beckon.. A take off of "Dancing With the Stars," "SLEEPING With the Stars!" And I couldn't let this little goody go by without some snark: But not too proud to yank some guy off for money!

I kept picturing a team of PR spinners sitting around a table, thinking of how Heather should describe her "best known for" and obviously tossing out "golddigger," "estranged wife of Beatle Paul," and settling on "Charity Fundraiser" or whatever title they crowned her with.

Forget the chastity belts ladies, get your brains in gear instead and stop having unprotected sex!

They mean well, but their over the top tactics put off so many people that it seems PETA is less about the welfare of animals and more about the publicity of a grand performance.

You mean to tell me that when Rosie booked THE ENTIRE SHIP for a cruise, she had NO IDEA she'd be displacing pre-arranged vacationers??? It's not like she's booking a tiny yacht. Here's the little ship that sails that NY/Bermuda/Bahamas itinerary: I feel sorry for those people who got booted because of this. They'd had this planned and arranged for a long time. Guess with Rosie's big fat ego, she really would need the entire vessel.

Compelling story! I do take exception to Lisa's statement "'I was a bit shocked that he didn't wear a condom. Looking back, I think of it as dangerous behaviour and hypocritical given that he was going to India to talk about AIDS." - she should be just as shocked at her own behaviour for continuing the sex when her partner wasn't wearing a condom. Also, her original statement denying the whole thing - she says he followed her in the bathroom, uninvited, and she had to convince him to leave. Nothing like making the guy sound like an aggressive perv. She had a brief, totally fun encounter and it's too bad it turned out rather cruel for her.

Don't worry dad, she's been airbrushed and photoshopped to within an inch of her life, so the woman in the magazine isn't even her anymore. Oh Beyonce, just shut your pie hole with that whole "I'm so shy" crap! It might have been true at one time, but now it's just an entertainment legend, along the lines of a TomKat sexual encounter that resulted in a baby and "I'm so happy that Jennifer was nominated for an Oscar."

Beyonce probably phoned in this little tidbit herself!!

From Dlisted.com: "Unfairly targeting her?" She caused someone's death, for hevvinfreakinsakes! And I might turn the tables on Najee Ali and ask if he's rushing to defend her *because of her celebrity.* Cutielb99, In CA, the rule for filing wrongful death suits is that the surviving family (not just legal next of kin) is entitled to recover both economic and non-economic damages, which are suffered as a result of the loss of a loved one. So, even though the decedent was married, her parents can file suit also. I would guess the crazy $50-million does indeed have to do with Brandy's economic status, but most suits are filed high, with the expectation that they'll be awarded less than the asking amount.

Beyonce overlooked because she's black?! She's painfully white with that straightened and blondish hair/weave/thing! Bitter grapes, Mr. Knowles. Bitter grapes. Her skin color has nothing to do with why I think she's over hyped, over rated and just plain over.

Actually, I think you coined the perfect words!!!

America just shined in that awkward moment when Maria Menounos ignored America standing alongside her while she did her standup. And when Maria made that dumb ass comment about "people who didn't want you to play Ugly Betty" America's sweet and unassuming reply just highlighted what so many people already knew: MM is an incompetent moron.

Step aside Wendy Malick, Michael Jackson is up to bat in the Teri Hatcher Look Alike contest:

Hey Teri, Angelina phoned and she wants her bulging forehead vein back...

Oh good lord almighty! That post should come with a radioactive warning. I haven't even had my breakfast yet and may not eat for the rest of the day now. Thankfully my corneas haven't burned thru completely. Scary!!

Ah, the EuroFederlines! Instead of the traditional rice, guests tossed small tabs of vicodin, valium and oxycontin. (Am I bad if I giggle at "Phuket?")

I wonder if Daisy needed as many tequila shots as Taye did in order to find Ashlee appealing?

Trump's aggressive, vocal rantings about Rosie's homosexuality bring to mind two words: Hidden Tendencies.

The things that fly out of Donald Trump's mouth are beginning to make Brandon Davis' "firecrotch" comments sound like profund and intelligent thoughts.

Here's a ballsy proposal from a California town: No smoking anywhere except detached, single family homes.

I agree, except my description of the combatants is that I find Rosie "a tad less despicable." She can dish it, but doesn't take it. His response was over the top rude and juvenile, once again proving that money doesn't buy class.

Ever since Jennifer Hudson got rave reviews in Dreamgirls, it seems like all these silly bits about Beyonce being so down to earth, shy when not performing, etc. is really being shoved down our throats. I, for one, intend to barf it back up.

Sensing her place in the spotlight is about to be usurped by Jennifer Hudson, Beyonce is now desperately tossing out any little tidbits to keep the attention on herself. Personally, I'd love to see Jennifer Hudson get an Oscar nomination for her role.

Actually, you just mentioned 3 or 4 dogs! I guess it really boils down to who you dislike the least in this one.

Exactly which makes the whole thing rather humorous because how could anyone take that as homophobic unless they were assuming the person was gay to begin with. MC could be on to something or maybe it's a quiet campaign to out people while making it look like someone else's fault. Either way, Rosie will be providing lots and lots of snark before her contract is over! Rosie's an ass -she basically calls Clay an ugly gay guy when she refers to him as homosexual and implies he's not attractive ("if he were someone cute..."), and then sums it up by saying, "TO ME it's homophobic." That's right, Rosie, TO YOU, not to most of the people in the world with common sense. She's starting to sound like Elton John - cranky, self righteous, a tad batty.