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2 things:

 

static guard and those don't look like DD's to me

I think Creepy Joe was referring to Jessica's DDs, not Ashlee's...

from People...

 

 

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Get Married!

 

By Ulrica Wihlborg

 

 

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married Saturday evening in an intimate ceremony, their spokesperson tells PEOPLE exclusively.

 

"We're delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends," said the spokesperson.

 

Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier accessorized with a diamond necklace and earrings by Neil Lane as she and Wentz, 28, exchanged vows in front of 150 guests at her parents' Los Angeles area home.

 

Dad Joe Simpson performed the non-denominational ceremony, while sister Jessica served as maid of honor. Wentz's English bulldog, Hemingway, was the ring-bearer. Guests included Jessica's boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, as well as actor Donald Faison with girlfriend CaCee Cobb.

 

Simpson told PEOPLE on Friday that she was never the type to dream about her wedding when she was growing up, but changed her tune once she got engaged. "Now that I'm doing it, I definitely have that big dream. It kind of went more fairytale than I thought. I got really into it." Added Wentz, "She has this amazing imagination and to watch it take place is an awesome thing."

 

With the help of wedding planner Mindy Weiss, Simpson got her dream nuptials: The Alice in Wonderland themed reception featured a wedding cake by Sam Godfrey of Perfect Endings with a top hat, tea pot, stop watch and a pot of flowers on top. The elaborate centerpieces of black beauty roses were by Mark's Garden. Guests were served Rose Veuve Clicquot champagne followed by a sit-down dinner and dancing to a deejay.

 

Simpson, who is pregnant with the couple's first child, and Wentz, the bassist for Fall Out Boy, have been linked since the fall of 2006, when they were spotted kissing at a New York nightclub. They announced their engagement last month.

 

"He's a cutie," Simpson told PEOPLE last year. "He has an awesome personality and kind of brings out the best of me and I knew that even before we were dating. There was just like an awesome connection we had."

 

After they'd been dating almost a year, Wentz told PEOPLE, "We're past the honeymoon period. The truth is, it's crazy to be able to kiss your best friend. It's just a really awesome thing."

 

This is the first marriage for both.

I think she looks like Lil' Kim here...

 

This is pretty hideous...

 

 

Costume Insitiute May 5

 

Wasn't there a recent BI with the subject some aging comedian who was cheating on his wife with someone considerably younger? Robin Williams was the subject of many guesses if I recall. I'm too lazy to look... maybe I'll check and edit later if I find anything.

I was wondering the same thing...and I am also too lazy to look it up

Now from the comments section of the Real Estalker (not that we didn't already know this...)

 

 

Anonymous said...

 

I know for a fact that MMcC is into guys. Maybe he's not G-A-Y, but he likes to have trists with random men.

 

He was in NYC at a club (Bungalow 8 or Butter, I forget which) a year or 2 ago and brought a guy back to his hotel room, did some stuff, then RUDELY kicked the guy out promptly thereafter.

 

I have a friend who was with the group of coworkers who originally went out that night, only to watch the guy from their group leave with MMcC.

 

Not a snuggler or spooner, that one.

From the Real Estalker...

 

 

 

Matthew McConnaughey Moves To a Malibu Mobile Home

 

 

RENTER: Matthew McConnaughey

LOCATION: Paradise Cove Road, Malibu, CA

 

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Did y'all know it is difficult to look up property records for mobile homes? Neither did Your Mama until we tried to locate some details on the Malee-boo mobile home that Matthew McConnaughey recently leased and came up empty handed in terms of how many square feet and the number of bedrooms and bathrooms.

 

Your Mama does not know if this man who has the over-developed and baby smooth body of a gay porn star is just a rich and famous dude who's keeping it real and does not require the trappings of wealth and fame, or if he's just plum outta his mind.

 

Ever since selling his trio of houses up in Nichols Canyon earlier this year, the curly headed exhibitionist has been living in a Malee-boo RV park in his gorgeous and sleek Airstream trailer. Now children, try to imagine driving the family in from Temecula or some other forsaken place, maneuvering the massive motor home into place only to find the rarely and barely dressed Mister McConnaughey stretching, arching, and otherwise making a spectacle of his obscenely hot body in the next camp site. Sure that's good if you're a coupla Queens from West Hollywood, but not so good if you've got suburban teenage daughters with braces who will go berserk at the site of Mister McConnaughey's pert nipples and rock hard thighs.

 

Rumor had it that his girlyfriend, Brazilian swim suit model Camilia Alves, was not interested in showering with the other campers in the public bathroom, and "insisted" Chesty to put down some more stable housing roots by suggesting they move into the Polaroid Beach House or some other place that's actually a house.

 

So what does the brainiac with the bad hair and body of death do? He leases a petite mobile home on the ocean side of Pacific Coast Highway that is just a few minutes walk from the surf. We're sure this place is nice as far as mobile homes go, but it is perhaps not exactly what Miz Alves had in mind. Your Mama imagines the ack-tor, who makes upwards of $8,000,000 (plus perks) per movie, is searching for more suitable ocean front digs to plant his bubble booty, but until then, Your Mama's sources say he'll be rubbing elbows with all the other mobile home dwellers in the park and no doubt getting them all hot and bothered with his nearly naked ways.

So what's the deal with Tracey Edmonds? Is she a beard? Is Babyface gay/bi also? Does she just like to be with high-profile men? Someone fill me in!

From TMZ...

 

Eddie Murphy Pops the Question

"Dreamgirls" star Eddie Murphy proved that girlfriend Tracey Edmonds is his favorite girl of all presenting her with a ginormous yellow diamond engagement ring this past week.

 

The ring was massive, but don't expect a huge blow out wedding. Murphy's first wedding to Nicole Mitchell in 1993 (they split in 2005), was a lavish $1.5 million affair, and is ranked in the top ten most expensive celeb weddings of all time by Forbes. This one, a friend told OK! magazine, "will be a private wedding. Something low key and very romantic."

 

Murphy's currently embroiled in a bitter battle with former girlfriend/baby mama Scary Spice Melanie Brown, with whom he has a child. He and Mel split right before meeting Edmonds.

 

Ugh, I hate that man more than ever!

 

I saw a clip on the Today show earlier this week as I was on my way out the door--mothers today actually spend more time with their kids than mothers 20-30 years ago did. Back when I was a kid (30 years ago) we actually had to be able to entertain ourselves--our moms had their OWN lives and weren't our toys or our playmates (except on special occasions)....Geez.....

 

Can you tell I don't have kids?

Well, I do (parent) and I agree. I don't work outside of the house and as much as I cried when my son started kindergarten this year... I also relish the alone time. Maybe I'll feel different when he's in school full time next year.

 

I agree too. I have a 3 year old who I am with all the time. Yes, sometimes I am completely worn out, but I would never want to hand over caretaking of her for one second, except I am lucky enough to have my parents nearby to watch during doctors app'ts, etc. But I do enjoy the 2 days a week she is in preschool. I does give me a couple of hours to get some stuff done on my own

The Dark Angel star is dating long-term boyfriend (and former co-star) Michael Weatherly.

Did she and Cash Warren break up?

Strictly Work

 

ASHLEE Simpson is taking her breakup with Pete Wentz in stride. The younger Simpson sister went to Les Deux in L.A. Saturday night and picked up Chad Hugo from the Neptunes, spies said. "She tried to pick up Ryan Phillipe, but he wasn't interested. So then she hung out with Chad all night and left with him." Simpson's rep fumed, "That is not true. She is working with Chad on her new album. There is nothing romantic going on."

Yuck!

From Faded Youth...

 

USHER TO MARRY HIS BEARD?

Here's a headline shocker: Usher is getting married. To a woman!

'Sources say the R&B icon is engaged to his longtime girlfriend and stylist Tameka Foster. "It's 100 percent official," said an insider. The couple began dating more than a year ago, but tried to keep it quiet - going so far as denying their relationship - but they recently became more open with their love. "She is wearing a beautiful ring," said a friend of Usher, "and he's been introducing her as his fiance."'

Awww....isn't it cute when gay celebs marry their fag hags? From Merv Griffin and Zsa Zsa Gabor to John Travolta and Kelly Preston, marrying your one and only beard is a true Hollywood institution. Congratulations, y'all!

and to be honest she seemed like the only honest sincere person to have recieved that golden globe... like she truly appreciated it as opposed to the others...

I think Jennifer Hudson appreciated it as well...of course, it's the relative newcomers!

 

By the way, I LOVE America Ferrera!!!

 

On Thursday, Walters released a statement saying: "Donald Trump is a personal friend of mine and has been a good friend to The View for many years. I'm sorry there is friction between Donald and Rosie."

 

She added: "That said, I do not regret for one moment my choice to hire Rosie O'Donnell as the moderator of The View. I certainly hope and expect that this tempest will pass quickly."

 

In response to Walters's words, Trump told Larry King: "I can tell you for a fact that is not what Barbara told me. ... Trust me, that's not what Barbara told me over the phone."

Some friend! Barbara tried to smooth things over so everyone could move on and Donald basically called Barbara a liar for all to see.

 

Team Rosie here.

I agree! And if Donald uses the word LOSER one more time, I am going to throw up!!

From Perez Hilton...

 

Oprah may be an Oreo cookie, but 50 Cent is a big fan of Barbra Streisand's, if you catch our drift.

 

The overly macho gangsta rapper goes on a verbal assault against the queen of daytime in the January issue of Elle.

 

He says:

 

"[Oprah] started out with black women's views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she's become one herself. I think the idea of being publicly noted that she's a billionaire makes [black women] interested in seeing her views. But it's even more exciting to the demographic of white American women she's been aiming at to see that she has the exact same views that they have."

 

Oh Fiddy. Fiddy. Fiddy.

 

If it weren't for the white boys, like Kevin Federline, that buy your records, you'd be busy giving massages at the West Hollywood spa for a living!

 

Interesting comments (also considering the one by Mya from above)!

Did anyone see the beginning of Saturday Night Live last night?? He was TOO funny!!

On the E! Message Boards they are saying it is very possible that she had gained weight because she was pregnant, then had a secret baby, and that is how/why she lost it so fast (probably with some surgery too!)This wouldn't be the first time she had been keeping secrets...