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    Gisele Bundchen

    Has she had butt implants or is she just sticking her ass out in an unattractive way? I can't tell. Maybe she always looked like that and I never noticed.
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    Anna Wintour

    Yep. I was looking at it yesterday, trying to figure out how to make it work. The sparkly silver I get because it's supposed to be a Superheroes theme. If she lost the nautilus pocket things on her hips and toned down the collar/shoulder nonsense, it might be okay. And lose the sheer panels at the bottom as well, just take it straight to the floor with the same silver fabric. Okay, nevermind. If it takes that much to fix it, it's just a fucking disaster.
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    Dolly Parton

    Well yeah, Dolly, you're a lesbian so why would you care? Anyway, it doesn't matter because Dolly Parton is a fabulous singer-songwriter with incredible longevity. She's paid her dues and then some.
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    Simon Cowell

    Which is decidedly unhappy. He's wanted out from under his beard for a while now. Not that he wouldn't pick up another one, but he's been trying to get rid of Terry Seymour for a couple of years. She must have something on him if it's taking this long. Is Simon Bi or Gay? Gay.
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    Robert Downey Jr.

    Well he succeeded. Iron Man is good because of his performance. I hate comic book superhero movies but I really liked this one and it was all due to Downey. And the minimal amount of screentime for Fishstick. It's a fun movie and he's very, very good in it.
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    Anne Hathaway

    That's too bad. I hope she didn't have to cough that up to save his ass from the wrath of Ron, but I suspect that she did. Riiiight. It's some kind of mistake at the bank! It's a computer glitch! It's.... um..... anything other than this asshole being a con-artist. It's past time she dumped this loser. Let's hope that the $1.3 mil was a payoff and she got the negatives or whatever the hell he's holding over her.
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    Sienna Miller

    I thought she had an abortion when Jude fucked the nanny. Stole? Her elder sister stole these things from her? Is this girl completely incapable of being gracious on ANY occasion? Nevermind. It's Sienna Miller, of course she's incapable of being gracious. I really like Rhys Ifans, I'm so sorry to see him hooked up with this mess.
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    Miley Cyrus

    Oh yeah, because Britney Spears is the person you'd go to for advice about life - if at all possible. Her parents need to batten down the hatches and protect their daughter from all of this nonsense. And if they had any sense they wouldn't have let her pose for the photographs in the first place. No, they aren't Mapplethorpe but if you're not in control of your image then you are roadkill in this town.
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    Miley Cyrus

    Naah. Male photographers take sexed-up and age-inappropriate pictures of teenaged girls all the time and they've been doing it for years. It's called fashion photography. If he put it in Playboy, he might have a problem (as would any female photographer) but in Vanity Fair or Vogue and other fashion mags, it's accepted. Usually, we don't have any idea how old the girls are so it doesn't cause much of a stir. With this Miley Cyrus chick, everyone knows she's only 15 so it's hard to ignore.
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    Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart

    Crap. Every time his thread pops up I expect it to be the "split" announcement. Instead, it's nothing but all this happy horseshit about Indiana Jones. WE ARE ALL GOING TO SEE IT - you can shut up already, Harrison.
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    John Cusack

    True. He had perfect manners, as does his sister. Jackie did all right by her kids but then she always said that if you mess up with your children you've really got nothing to show for your life. As vapid and pointless as I sometimes found her, I always admired her for the way she protected and raised those children.
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    Kathy Griffin

    Damn. I had visions of her becoming a diva-billionairess-wife and taking over the world. *sigh* I'll bet that she had those very same visions but now it's all ruined! Damn billionaires. Still love her.
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    Robert Downey Jr.

    Oh for fuck's sake - he knows better than that. He became an addict because he's a fucking addict. The End. And my bad on repeatedly insisting that he's married to Jennifer Meyer, he's not. Downey married Susan Levin who is a producer in her own right. I have no idea what her father does. Tobey Maguire is married to Jennifer Meyer daughter of Ron Meyer, President/COO of Universal and regular visitor to Anthony Pellicano in jail. Mr. Meyer and Mr. Pellicano are long-time buddies and we know what that means. Anyway, sorry for any confusion, Downey doesn't have anything to fear from his father-in-law. All these beards sometimes confuse me.
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    Elizabeth Hurley

    The dress in question: A bit much for anyone her age, but it's almost a change from her 'plunge down to there and slit up to there' Versace uniform. Almost.
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    Miley Cyrus

    It's the overt sexuality in both shots that I find disturbing, as I found it disturbing with Brooke Shields back in the day. Of course with Shields there was a clearly defined villain. Her mother Teri was always the stage-parent from hell. With Miley Cyrus' father making his comeback on his daughter's back - I suspect he's the one to watch. Teenagers are sexual, there's no question about that and there's nothing unhealthy about it. I just dislike it when the sexuality of children is used to sell products, movies, magazines, music, whatever. Let them grope each other in cars and be slightly embarrassed about it later. We don't have to see their simulated nudity and their parents shouldn't want us to, imo. ETA: My "she's headed for a breakdown" comment wasn't based solely on her skeevy VF shots. It's the whole teen phenom, Next Britney, recording work, television work, movie work, touring work, publicity work, etc., when she's only 15 years old. I'm suspicious of the normalcy factor in the life she's living. Kids tend to pay a high price for that shit later on, usually in some form of breakdown/drug addiction/whatever. But I'm a total fogey, so that's just the way I see it.
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    Miley Cyrus

    Yeah, the shot with Pops is creepy enough but put it together with this one and it's just inappropriate for a 15 year old girl. (I know, my fogeyness is showing but seriously, there's no need for a kid to do these shots.) This Miley kid is headed for a breakdown.
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    Gerard Butler

    We saw it in the theatre and my (very hard to entertain) hubby even liked it. So you may want to reconsider. Not a GREAT movie, but not a bad one either. Neither of us cares for Swank and since it doesn't require much actual acting from Swank, she was okay in it. But Gerard is always a pleasure. Well, I gave it a shot. Sadly, despite the charm and attractiveness of Gerard Butler and the Javier Bardem lookalike, my hatred for Hilary Swank completely overwhelmed the film. Seriously, she needs to sue her cosmetic dentist and her plastic surgeon. She's oh-so-very Bugs Bunny looking and those huge lips don't help. The most I can say about her is that she was aggressively fashion conscious. Sorry, but I just didn't go for the "I buy everything on Ebay!" excuse as to why a struggling, unemployed character would end up in all that high-end gear. Gee, it was almost as if she insisted on dressing outrageously well in order to make up for some other deficiencies. I wonder what they might be? Interesting that Kudrow and Gershon were the sidekicks. They almost made Swank look younger. So, although I couldn't get into it I do appreciate the recommendation. The Ireland scenes were beautiful. Gerard and faux-Javier were gorgeous. Even whatshisname, the singer-pianist had some good moments but the Swankness of the whole thing was too much for me. Mr. Hedda said that the best looking woman in the entire thing was Kathy Bates.
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    Whoopi Goldberg

    Please pass it over my way when you're finished using it. If there's any left! I'm surprised that Lewis actually fucked anyone, usually he's into phone sex. A lot of phone sex.
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    Julianne Moore

    To me it just looks European. They allow women over 40 to be sexy there. I think she looks pretty good, the photoshopping helped. I did do a double-take when I first saw them. It was kind of, "Whaaa?" but I like the pics.
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    Kate Hudson

    Hmm.... let's see now, he's a long-term drug abuser but so is Chris Robinson so maybe it's not a big deal. He's a notorious slut - which may not bother her either. The thing that makes this a big ol' NO is the recent suicide attempt. You don't marry and have a kid with anyone who just tried to off themselves a few months ago. Well, she should wait to have more, or at least wait to have Owen Wilson father them. He's obviously looking for a way out of the crazy that doesn't involve long, painful, intense therapy and internal work. Good luck to him with the shortcuts, they always go so well. I'd like to see him on his own, working on his head for a couple of years. Then he might be ready to have a serious relationship and a family. I don't think he has the balls for it, he's looking for a quick fix. Her mother's had her share of bad relationships, can't she speak to the girl?
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    Brittany Murphy

    That photo looks like an accurate representation of what she looks like on the inside. Batshit crazy.
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    Carmen Electra

    Yep, she looks pregnant to me. She's about the size of a ragdoll, with gigantic tits. In those recent pics she's awfully thick through the middle.
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    Ashlee Simpson

    I agree with everything you wrote except I think she's pregnant. Whether or not he's the natural father is another issue.
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    Courteney Cox & David Arquette

    Hmmm.... well judging from the pics above, at the American Idol thing, Coco seems to be fine with it. Why, she hardly looks terrified at all! Courtney Cox is such a pain in the ass piece of work. The last time I liked her she was in Bruce Springsteen video.
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    Fergie/Stacy Ferguson

    She should try a bag over her head. If I see her fucking methface one more time, I'll vomit.
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