Dreamofjeannie

Overheard at the Spirit Awards Someone has her number.

And that pap who was "run over" by La Lohan (who should never get behind the wheel of a car again, but that's beside the point). Lohan's car just nudges him and he falls to the ground screaming in a performance that would have had Lawrence Olivier calling for the mustard and two slices of bread. There's pictures of the papparazzo on one of the news sites and he's build like a brick outhouse. There's no way skinny little Jude could have 'punched him to the ground' if the guy hadn't been deliberately taking a dive.

This girl is steadily working her way through my Freebie Five. I don't know whether to be livid or nurse a growing sense of grudging admiration.

Gosh, is Holy Moly trying to imply Sienna is a FAMEWHORE?!!! No way, not our shy, retiring, shuns-the-limelight Sienna!

Lainey's hilarious first hand account of a Sienna spotting here: Sienna Miller: Attention Whore at Burger King. I almost feel sorry for the girl as she clearly has issues.

She really is a silly little girl, isn't she?

I don't like Sienna much; she's a brittle drama queen and comes across as a spoiled little rich girl who took up acting to get attention because she didn't get enough from Daddy. But... well, she's trying to mount a horse, astride, in a dress, with paps trying to get a look up her skirt... no wonder you get a flash of her panties.

Hey, the Nanny Strikes Back. She still loves him and wants him back, apparently. Because girlfriends who give career-threatening kiss-and-tells to the tabloids are just what every movie star needs.

Everyone's got their "One time, when I was drunk..." stories. Thing is, Sienna's still young enough to think it's cute.

This guy's got to have something going for him...Sadie wants him backSienna wants him backThe Nanny would have him back in a shot. She only spilled the beans because he finished with her.