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Rihanna Backs Britney http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/ Rihanna is telling media to leave Britney Spears alone. She says that Britney has a lot going on in her family life right now and hasn’t performed much the past few years. Rihanna says, “You can’t judge her performance without knowing what was going on with her personally. She had so much pressure for that one performance. I’m telling you, it’s not easy being on that stage. I performed for a minute and a half, and I was extremely nervous. To have the amount of pressure that Britney had? I don’t know what I would’ve done. She did her best, so leave her alone.” Of course Rihanna is going to support Britney. She hit the jackpot after Britney turned down ‘Umbrella’. Heh.

This Can't Be Comfortable http://www.dlisted.com/ I don't have titties and I can tell you that this bra is not comfortable. It's squeezing her luscious breasts! That's breast abuse. So, this scientist named Joanne Morgan invented this special new bra for women with large breasts. She calls it the Faveo Freedom Bra. I call it retarded. She came up with the idea when she bought a backless dress and couldn't find a bra that went with it. She said, "I tried the dress on at home. I didn't want to take it back to the shop and so started to experiment with new ways to invent a bra. I had my Eureka moment after a couple of glasses of wine. "I wanted to test it straight away so I cut up lots of pieces of clothing to create a prototype. I worked well into the night, but realized pretty quickly that even my own crude attempt was a comfortable and supportive backless, strapless bra." The bra will set you back $50 and unfortunately it's only available in the UK and Australia. You big tittied American women are out of luck. Actually, just make one using duct tape and Elmer's glue. It will probably be more comfortable. Again, I don't have large breasts, so maybe this Joanne character is on to something! You tell me. Michael K

• Driving Mr. Chintzy http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp Even though stars have megamoney, amazing houses and tons of green, some aren't the most generous tippers...This is a surprise? Hardly. Indeed, some celebs don't tip at all. Take Kelsey Grammer, for ince. The dude's got two Golden Globes, too many Emmys and a new show about newspeeps called Back to You, but he still failed to tip a driver recently. I know I'm disappointed, you? The hired hand was way mad that even after helping Kelsey with his bags and waiting outside for a very long time, Frasier himself didn't even deign to give a dollar to his driver. The Beckhams also allegedly don't tip, according to this same fancy-butt carrier, but maybe it's because they're British? Nice to know there are some celebrated hons, on the other manicured hand, who are mucho generous to service peeps: “Clint Eastwood is the best,” dishes one liveried worker bee. “Total class act and never has an entourage.” Come to think of it, Eastwood's one of the few Oscar collectors we've seen backstage at the Academy Awards who actually likes to stay and dish awhile. Knew he was different.

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Is This J-Hud’s New Look? http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/ I know you thought Jennifer Hudson couldn’t find a stranger outfit than that Oscars get-up, but you hadn’t yet considered the Sex and the City stylists. J-Hud showed up on the set of the SATC movie, in Greenwich Village, to film her role as Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant on Tuesday. Her hair and make-up are really, really pretty, but I just don’t think there’s anyone but Carrie Bradshaw who can pull off those boots with that top and purse.

I'm Sure You Were "There" For Her http://www.dlisted.com/ Joe Simpson talked to FoxNews about why his little plastic dumplings, Chestica and Asshole, aren't like Britney, Lindsay and the others. He said, "We have a real family. You can’t just put these kids out in the world and they’re on their own. I can remember a time when Jessica was singing at Madison Square Garden and her outfit ripped before she went on. We were there for her." Um....Papa Joe probably weakened the thread so her dress would rip. I'm sure he was there for her. By "we" he means his fingers. He also confirmed that Chestica's next album will be country music. "Willie Nelson really likes her," he said. "We’re going to go down there and really get into it." Get into it?! A threesome?! OH HELL NO. I gotta go wash out my eyes with bleach. I just didn't read that.

Don't Make Me Laugh! HA! http://www.dlisted.com/ Kate Moss is pissed off that Sienna Miller is trying to steal her swagger. Kate reportedly accused Sienna of stealing her look and friends. Sienna is currently sort-of fucking Rhys Ifans, one of Kate's closest friends. Kate isn't happy about it and let the bitch know at a wedding this past weekend. Brawl at a wedding? You can take the trash out of the trash can..... A witness said, "Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too. It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them." "A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got." Eventually someone reminded these two trash cans that they were at a wedding and they stopped. Yeah, they probably stopped to get drunk instead. Please! These two rat faces don't know how to fight. Someone should've just put a moldy piece of cheese in front of them and whoever got to the center first won the fight. My money would've been on Kate. That snaggle tooth looks turboized.

Don't Make Me Laugh! HA! http://www.dlisted.com/ Kate Moss is pissed off that Sienna Miller is trying to steal her swagger. Kate reportedly accused Sienna of stealing her look and friends. Sienna is currently sort-of fucking Rhys Ifans, one of Kate's closest friends. Kate isn't happy about it and let the bitch know at a wedding this past weekend. Brawl at a wedding? You can take the trash out of the trash can..... A witness said, "Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too. It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them." "A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got." Eventually someone reminded these two trash cans that they were at a wedding and they stopped. Yeah, they probably stopped to get drunk instead. Please! These two rat faces don't know how to fight. Someone should've just put a moldy piece of cheese in front of them and whoever got to the center first won the fight. My money would've been on Kate. That snaggle tooth looks turboized.

Jen Keaton Had A Baby! http://www.dlisted.com/ Fuck, we're all getting so old. Little Jen Keaton had a baby. People reports that Tina Yothers, 34, gave birth to a little boy today. This is her 4th brat with husband Robert. Jake Kaiser was born at 6am this morning in Orange County, CA. He weighed in at 8.8lbs. Tina recently was a part of Celebrity Fit Club where she lost a bunch of weight. All these child stars I grew up with have families and shit and it's depressing. Jen Keaton is a 4-time mother, Stephanie Tanner is knocked up! Who else? OMG, even Margeaux from Punky Brewster has a baby! Damn....l

Best Friends For....The Week http://www.dlisted.com/ Courtney Love was blamed for ruining Kate Moss' $8,000 dress at a charity event this past week. Kate bought the vintage Dior gown at some shop, wore it and some bitches tore it up by standing on it. Well, that's what you get for spending so much dough on a dress. Next time get your shit at Forever 21 and you won't cry when someone rips it up. Kate was said to be pissed at Courtney Love and blamed her crack ass for standing on her dress. It looks like they kissed and made up. The two were pals again at Thursday night's Adidas by Stella McCartney show. Wait, and I thought Courtney Love and Dreamboat Doherty shared a kiss? Kate doesn't care about that? A cleaned up Court is still fug. I'm sorry. She looks like a drag queen doing a bad impersonation of Donatella Versace.

Me too.

FWIW, tmn9761, I agree with you wholeheartedly. I wasn't saying that KG's comment wasn't inappropriate or that I think that anything's OK for a bit of publicity. Not at all. But while I did take offense to her words, I am more offended by the celebrities and other public figures who have made a continual mockery of my faith with their hypocrisy, lies and self-righteous judgement of others. How many more "Christian family men" are going to be exposed as adulterers, perverts and paedophiles? How many more of "God's faithful servants" are going to preach hate and judgement on their brothers because they are different from themselves? How many more celebrities are going to "find Jesus" the minute their life goes down the toilet and then forget about their so-called faith the second they are OK? Those are the people that are the most offensive to me.

Because even a prick like Charlie Sheen looks good compared to skanky Denise "Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger" Richards? I don't know, but I agree with tyler. They both knew what the other was about when they got together.

I didn't take offense at KG saying that her award had nothing to do with Jesus. I agree - Jesus has bigger things to think about than a loud-mouthed comedienne winning an award. If she'd stopped there, no problem. But to say "Suck it Jesus" is extremely offensive. She'd be a social pariah if she'd said "Suck it Mohammed," and I don't think many people here would be defending her. I actually like KG; she is loud and hilarious, sometimes offensive but not usually mean-spirited. I think she'd have been better served to say "I was excited about the win and made an unthinking joke in the spur of the moment" instead of "am I the only Catholic left with a sense of humor?" No Kathy, you aren't, but you are one of the few who thinks "Suck it Jesus" is a cool statement to make. VERY well said! Thank you! I never really "liked" or "dis-liked" KG - she's okay - not the best, not the worst, but personally, AS A CATHOLIC WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR I found that three word statement pretty vulgar and offensive. I wonder how offended those who consider me an "idiot" would be if she expressed the same sentiment toward something/someone they love and hold close to their heart... Anyway, Kathy Griffin (and Barry Manilow for that matter!!) just need to grow up and realize that THEY (and those with like-minded sentiments and beliefs) are not the ONLY ones, and if someone happens to DISAGREE with their opinions, it doesn't make them an "idiot". It's called having an individual thought process and not going along with whatever happens to be the "popular" opinion of the day!! Maybe I'm wrong, but I didn't take it that daq was calling me personally (or any other Christians here) idiots because of our faith, just the ones spending thousands of dollars on taking out the full page ads. Come on, KG said it for the shock value and media attention and look... those people are giving her even more publicity. She is loving it! I applauded the original post, not because I'm a KG fan (which I'm not particularly) but just because the original intent of the whole thing seems to have been lost. KG was mocking shallow hypocritical celebrities, not Christians. The same celebrities who have no qualms about sleeping around, using illegal drugs, dressing like prostitutes, and treating people like garbage in their day-to-day life will then accept an award with a speech thanking Jesus for their talent and for giving them a blessed life. However, I do agree with stilllovewestley and tmn9761 that there are less offensive ways to get your point across. As far as Barry Manilow goes, he's only doing it for the same reasons. Would we even be talking about him now if he didn't make a big deal about refusing to appear on The View? Exactly.

Kathy Griffin's new apple ice http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/ I'm about to totally gush. Here goes.... I love Kathy Griffin! I love, lovE, loVE, lOVE, LOVE her! I've seen every episode of My Life On The D-list, have seen all her concert specials, and actually saw her in concert at The Laugh Factory years ago. Once in a while as I'm channel surfing, I'll come across her on some talk show and it is like finding treasure. She always makes me laugh. I loved her Emmy acceptance speech, I love that she's a friend of the gays, I love how she pokes fun at the crazies, and I love how she says such unexpected things. Did I mention I love her? Allegedly she's engaged to Apple co-founder Steve Wosniak. She was allegedly spotted wearing an engagement ring on the Emmy red carpet this past sunday. Mr Wosniak is a billionaire. Yes, a billionaire. I imagine he could give her quite a lovely apple engagement ring. As far as I'm concerned, if she's on the D list then D is the new A. And I'm done gushing.

Thank you!

(Diplomatic) Quote Of The Day! http://www.welovecelebs.com/wp/?p=8375 “What do you think is going on with Britney?” Oprah Winfrey asks Justin Timberlake. “I don’t know, to be honest with you,” he responds. “I haven’t spoken to her in years. I mean, there’s no ill will – I have nothing but love for her. It’s funny because we dated each other at a time … wow, I haven’t talked about this in a long time. It’s interesting. We were teenagers, you know?” “Yes,” Winfrey affirms, “famous teenagers.” “I think that’s basically the best way to describe what happened to us. I think she’s a great person, and I don’t know her as well as I did,” he says. “What I do know about her is she has a huge heart, and she is a great person.”

The Beauty Within http://www.dlisted.com/ Besides the yellow yarn wig, Courtney Love actually cleaned up quite nicely for a fashion event in London last night. It's all in the make-up and she probably even bathed. Kate Moss looks busted only because she doesn't have Dreamboat Doherty by her side.

MUTE http://www.dlisted.com/ Snatchers just because you look like Michael Jackson doesn't mean you have the same talents as he does. Snatchers performed with the "Band from TV" at the TV Guide Emmy after party last night. The band consists of a bunch of TV actors. Thankfully, I just have pictures and not video. It's too early to hear that crow call. Bitch also forgot her dress. If you're going to wear a negligee, make sure it doesn't look like you fished it out of the bottom of the clearance bin at TJ Maxx.

Where The Hell Is Doherty?! http://www.dlisted.com/ Kate Moss was seen leaving a pub in London with her new dude, Jamie Hince. I guess this means Moss and the Doherty really are done. But where the hell is he? Everyday I look for him and nothing! Did he kick the bucket and nobody told me! I'm about to attach an 8-ball to a pigeon and send it off. I'm getting worried. Oh and those sunglasses should be reason enough not to date that fug.

Did You Know? http://blinditems.typepad.com/dish/ Christina Applegate attended the 1989 MTV Movie Awards with Brad Pitt, but dumped him at the event and left with someone else. "We were really good friends when I was about 16. We went to the awards and I ditched him! I left him there and I feel really bad about it...I really really do. I left with somebody else."

That's A New One http://www.dlisted.com/ In her new book "Celebrity Detox" Rosie O'Donnell admits to hurting herself as a child. I've heard of cutting, but I've never heard of "batting." Crazy bitch. The Insider reports: She writes that as a child, she used to break her own limbs with "a baseball bat" or a "wooden hanger." On page 186, it reads: "My hands and fingers usually. No one knew. My secret." Why? "Proof," she writes, "that I had some value, enough to be fixed." And later, Rosie cryptically adds, "There were many benefits to having a cast. In the middle of the night, it was a weapon." I'm guessing she needed a "weapon" because she abused? I could be wrong. She has determination. I tried to break my nose once so I could stay home from school. I couldn't go through with it, so I drank half a bottle of Palmolive to make myself vom. It tasted so nasty. They didn't have delicious scents like grapefruit and hibiscus back then. I know, Rosie and I need the crazy house.

Here We Go with this Freak Show http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/index.php CW’s favorite freak show, aka Jenna Jameson, walked the runway last night for the Heatherette show. It was fab–u–lous… and little bit scary.

Justin Timberlake’s Voice Was Strained from “Performing” http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/ Justin Timberlake Cancels Tour Dates after Getting Shitfaced at the VMAs JT postponed two tour dates in Northern California — one on Monday and one on Wednesday — after a doctor ordered him to rest his voice after his VMA performance. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. The performance was so, so stressful on the voice of a guy who puts on a full two-hour show every other night. But the three bits he did at the VMAs just put that poor little voice right over the edge. So, so stressful. DEEEEEEEERUNK!!!!

I Want To Be A Sober Companion! http://www.dlisted.com/ InTouch Weekly reports that Owen Wilson has refused rehab and is instead paying $750 a day for a sober companion. This sober companion lives with Owen and follows him everywhere he goes to make sure he doesn't fall off the wagon. Owen has been in rehab twice before and believes a sober companion is the way to go. Friends and family are urging him to go back into rehab, but he has refused. So all I gotta do is follow him around all day and all night? Sign me up! I'd be the shittiest sober companion though. I'd be like "Owen I'm bored. Aww fuck it, get your drinking dress on! It's time to get wet!"