leaivory
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OT: Thank you, Hoya. My books are due tomorrow and you just reminded me that I have to renew online.Another great thing about our library is that I can renew stuff online (or by phone) if I need more time.
(I also just want to say thanks to everyone for all the great reading ideas in these threads. I mostly just lurk in this forum because by the time I get to reading your suggestions, they're old news here.)
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Chloe Sevigny Or Chrissy Crocker?
Chloe Sevigny dressed as Joan of Arc for V Magazine's Halloween party at the Rose Bar in NYC yesterday.
I'd like to think she dressed as Chrissy Crocker in 3 months. You know, when his 15 are up, he gets kicked out of his house in Los Angeles and is begging on the streets of West Hollywood. He'll eventually find a job as a dirty extra in a porn movie called "Joan of Cock."
Seriously, they really look alike. Below is Chrissy at the Vagina Megastore in Hollywood buying BS' CD the other night.
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ITA, tyler. That was never gonna happen - did she even keep a straight face when she said it? *puts on pouty face and puppy dog eyes* "If you say that, I'll walk away with nothing..."In an emotional interview with the NBC programme, the former model said: "All I can say is when we first split, I said to Paul 'I'm going to be crucified. You know why we split. You know the truth. They don't need to know the details, but you need to stand up and say "I'm responsible for the breakdown of this marriage"'.
"'If you say that, I'll walk away with nothing, and we'll do a very gentle and quick divorce.' And he promised he'd do that. I have evidence of that. And he did nothing."
BULLSHIT
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Heather Mills Continues Her "Woe Is Me" Media Tour
Heather Mills has brought her bitching and moaning to the States! Heather appeared on both "Today" and "Good Morning America" to talk about how the media is so mean to her.
She also used this time to bash Paul McCartney again. Heather said that Paul doesn't care that the media attack on her is driving her to consider suicide.
She also said she records all conversations with Paul and that he didn't want a quick and pleasant divorce. She said the reason they split up was due to money and Paul didn't want to give to charity.
Heather also said she told Paul if he admits to the public that he's the reason why their marriage failed, she'd walk away clean and without a cent.
She said, “He promised he'd do that and I have evidence of that. He did nothing. “Why do you think I had to record every single conversation? Because nobody will believe me. I have pleaded, I have begged, he knows I was at suicide point and still, nothing has been done.”
She wants to move to America, but Paul doesn't want his daughter to have an American accent. I don't blame him!
Heather! Please! It's not that serious. Go be with the animals and shit. They are your friends and you love them. You're like the one-legged Snow White.
She is driving herself mad. She is beyond needing a joint to calm her ass down. Bitch needs an exorcism!
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Heather... STFU ...please. Your 15 minutes are over and everybody hates you. You blew it. Nobody wants to hear your crap anymore. End of story.
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I think if we know - and the rest of the gossip world knows - that Tracey knows. They probably have an "arrangement".Does Tracey know Eddie is gay?
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Heather Mills Needs A Joint
Calm down Heather! You still have that enormous diamond ring.
Heather Mills went on GMTV this morning to cry...cry....cry.....about how awful her life is. Heather is currently embroiled in a messy divorce from Paul McCartney. Here's what Heather has to boo-hoo about:
$3 Million in debt
18 Months of media abuse with 4,400 abusive articles (she counted?)
She compared herself to Kate McCann (mother of Madeline)
She compared herself to Princess Diana
She's hated more than paedophiles
She went on and on about how the media is portraying her as a whore and gold digger and making her go crazy. Heather said all the dollar figures have basically been made up and how do we even know she's asking for anything?
She said, "These figures are made up, £100 million, £50 million, £20 million. How do you know if I even want any money? I am £1.5 million in debt in lawyers' fees. That's as much as I can say or I go to jail, for telling the truth."
She denied she's trying to sell her story, but said she's on a gag order form the courts.
She's getting death threats from some underground movement and she's even considered killing herself. “I considered killing myself because I thought if I am dead, she [my daughter] can be safe with her father.” Heather said that if anything happens to her she has a box of evidence that will go to a "certain person."
DRAMA!!! I need a drink and I think Heather needs one too.
Heather is suffering from Britneyitis. She claims she wants to be left alone yet she goes out into the media to create more stories. She shouldn't have done this interview (she did another one later in the morning) if she wanted the media to leave her alone.
Heather stay inside and please smoke a bowl. You need to calm the hell down!
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Not What He Needs
Owen Wilson is barely getting over a traumatic experience and he's already getting into another horrendous nightmare.
Star Magazine reports that Owen Wilson is dating Jessica Simpson. The two were seen having dinner at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica this past weekend. After dinner they went to Owen's Malibu home.
A witness said, "He couldn't keep his hands off her." He was probably trying to cover up her gaping mouth!
The two hung out on October 16th in Austin. Both were there to shoot Willie Nelson's video.
This is not what Owen needs. Dating that annoying slag would send the sanest person over the edge.
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Grease Is Not The Word
This has got to be a joke. Michelle Pfeiffer is quoted as saying that she's been offered a role in a remake of "Grease" and that Jessica Simpson has been asked to play Sandy. Did hell freeze over and I didn't get the memo?
She said, "It's a great idea and I hear they would like to get Jessica Simpson for the role of Sandy, she would be good. I would love to play the school principal. She is fun and has some great put-down lines. I think I would like the part now that I have been asked."
Jessica Simpson?! Bitch is too old! Michelle Pfeiffer NOW would make a better Sandy.
Michelle also starred in Grease 2 and says she regrets making it. "I hated that film with a vengeance and could not believe how bad it was. At the time I was young and didn't know any better."
Grease 2 is the greatest movie she ever made and she shouldn't have any regrets. Grease 2 is a masterpiece! " I want a cool rider, a cool cool cool cool rider. I want a cool rider, a cool cool cool cool rider. I want a c-oo-l r-i-d-e-r."
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Keep The Crimp Away!
Crimping was never hot (OK, maybe just a little) but Fergie needs to leave that shit alone! It does nothing for her face, but what does? Yeah, that's a good question.
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Amy Fisher Has A Sex Tape
Amy Fisher's hubby, Lou Bellara, said he regrets selling off a sex tape he made with her. Lou sold the tape after Amy dumped him to start dating Joey Buttafuoco again.
Lou told The New York Post, "We were estranged. She was seeing Joey. I was seething about the whole thing. It just came to a point where I was hurt and embarrassed by it . . . and it pressed the wrong button. I just used that as a vehicle to strike back at her."
The couple got back together this past Summer and that's when Lou told Amy he sold the tape. She said, "It's all fun and games. I never thought that ... anything like this would ever happen. I mean that's my husband, not some guy down the road."
The tape called "Amy Fisher Caught On Tape" is available from Red Light District.
This was bound to happen. At least it's not a sex tape with Joey? That's not something my eyeballs could take, but I'd be too curious to not look. He probably has squirrel nuts.
And this time around Amy's the one that gets a load in the face. I know, I know. You can spank me later.
He's an old photo of Amy with Lou. Sexy times.
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Heather Mills Killed A Dog!
Sandra Rowbury claims Heather Mills basically killed her 5-year-old Weimaraner bitch, Glow. Sandra lives near Heather and said a fireworks show given by Heather scared her poor pooch to death.
Heather didn't warn her neighbors of the 20-minute fireworks display that went up at her mansion.
Sandra said, "As far as I'm concerned she has hurt my animals. I am distraught Glow died.
"It was a huge display - the size of a town's celebrations. Everyone else lets people know if they are planning fireworks, so they can move their animals or give them sedatives. She calls herself an animal lover, but she showed no respect for the animals around here."
Call PETA!
Glow will have her revenge! Sir Paul will receive an anonymous fax with damaging info on Heather and she won't get a dime. Glow will make sure this happens.
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Where Has The Love Gone?
Eva Mendes' stupid ass said in an interview that working with Joaquin Phoenix on "We Own The Night" was "kind of like working with a puppy dog or a 2-year-old." Don't mess with a man on the sauce.
And of course Joaquin had to fire back. He said, "Had I known I was supposed to be a puppy dog, I would have been much more cute and more consistently attentive. My apologies, Eva, but I had a few other scenes that you weren't in. This puppy dog had a lot of work to do."
That was actually kind of nice of Joaquin! I mean he's known for blowing his top, so I'm proud of him. He should've said, "Well, working with Eva was like working with puppy shit! Except puppy shit has more personality and talent."
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Where is that story from? There's no link.
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CJZ Does Not Have An Eating Disorder
38-year-old Catherine Zeta-Jones swears she's not anorexic. People reports that CZJ's granddaddy, Michael Douglas, told her about media reports that she had an eating disorder.
CZJ said, "Michael was laughing at me. He told me what [people had] said – that stories say I'm anorexic. Do I look anorexic?. How could I ever, ever be anorexic?"
She claims she's just been eating right and working out. BLAH.
Who ever said this chick was anorexic? Age-liar maybe, but anorexic? Naw. She looks perfectly fine for a 45-year-old woman.
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Mid-Life Crisis
I sooo miss fat, long-haired, geeky Marc Jacobs. This new, buff, gay blueberry thing is not hot! Marc, why couldn't you have just bought a red sportscar instead of getting blueberry bukkake all over your hair. Mid-life crisis. Not a hot look on a 40-something man.
Here's Marc with botoxed Linda Evangelista at a Louis Vuitton party in Los Angeles last night.
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Hugh & Liz: Together Again!
The Daily Mail has pictures of Hugh Grant on vacation with his ex-fiancee, Liz Hurley and her husband Arun Nayer in the Seychelles. Hugh cheats on Liz with a hooker and they remain friends. That's love!
I don't see the big deal. People get over shit and they move on. Liz's husband must be packing large, because he's pretty confident to let Hugh come along for the ride.
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The Queen Of Farts
I'm going to give Teri Snatcher an A for effort! I like her costume, but it's on the wrong slag. Teri really should've went as The Joker or Michael Jackson. No costume required and she would've won top prize for sure. You know Michael Jackson wears that Queen of Hearts costume for his slumber parties. The boys dress as bunnies...I better stop.
Here's Teri bringin' on the fug with her daughter at the Dream Halloweenie thing yesterday.
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Australia Hates Justin Timberlake
Timbersnake is back to his c*nty ways!
This was just printed in the local Brisbane newspaper.
Get over yourself, princess!
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Owen Speaks! Too Bad It Was Boring As Hell!
Owen Wilson gave his first interview to Wes Anderson on MySpace last night. Owen didn't talk about the suicide thing or his recent troubles at all. He spoke about monkeys and the movie and boring things like that.
Poor Owen looks beat! I'm getting tired just looking at him. He needs a long vacation. He should take his twin-brother, Ellen Degeneres, with him and just go away. Both have been under a lot of stress lately.
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Yeah, I would take it as a compliment and a bit of exposure for his old music. Guess not.Guess I better not post all the videos of my kiddo dancing. Her dad was Prince obsessed when she was little. I love Prince too but pulling the video is a bit overkill. It's not like anyone was sampling his stuff, it's just a video of a kid and the music is his original recording. If anything he should be flattered anyone still listens to his music.
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It sorta kills the storyline too. As if children that age are really going to sue for emancipation and understand the whole "having another baby just for a genetic match" thing.The girls in the book are older, but the decision to cast younger actresses was made, because Cammy was playing the mother.
You have to be fucking kidding me -- someone's ego must be in overdrive. Didn't it occur that if you play older and ugly yourself up you are Oscar material.
Jamie Foxx
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More tales from the limo drivers of LA:
One driver picked up this movie star from the film studio and was asked to stop at the gates so that a young, female and very eager fan could climb into the back den and make the terrible hour long journey to the airport pass a little quicker.
To the driver's surprise, our star elected not to raise the screen between them, so he drove to LAX with one eye on the road and the other on the heaving buttocks of the young vixen in the back of the car.
Arriving at the airport, our verminous idiot dumped her at arrivals without even so much as a lift back.
He did leave the driver a tip, though. A small shot glass filled with...essence of Foxx, which he had carefully collected at the moment of passion, probably to save on any extra cleaning bill.
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