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Who's The Bigger Baby?
A mother from PA is fighting back after a video featuring her 18-month old baby was pulled off YouTube. The video featured the baby dancing to Prince's "Let's Go Crazy." It was mostly seen by the mother's family, about 23 people. YouTube pulled the video after Univeral Music cried copyright infringement. The woman filed a complaint with YouTube and the video was put back up. She didn't stop there. She's suing Universal claiming they were abusing the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.
Prince has previously said he was going to actively take down anybody who was using his music without authorization. Sources tell ABC News that Prince himself was directly involved in taking down the baby's video. He is serious.
The source said, "This guy scours the Internet. He's really intense about this stuff." He apparently came across the video and demanded it be taken down.
The article goes on and on and gets into how this lawsuit is important, because it involves a regular, everyday person. You can read it here .
Come on now Prince! If you spent as much time scouring the internet for videos of babies dancing to your music on making new music for yourself, you'd probably have a hit on your hands. Yes you gotta protect your shit, but a video of a baby dancing that is seen by like 23 people?! Pick your battles.
Isn't "Let's Go Crazy" about having sex, anyway? Damn, that baby is edgy.
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Dakota Better Watch It
Dakota Fanning and her little sister, Elle Fanning, will star as Cameron Diaz's daughters in the film adaptation of the novel "My Sister's Keeper." Nick Cassavates will direct the movie this March in Los Angeles.
Elle will play a girl that sues her parents for emancipation when she finds out that they only had her to be a genetic match for her sister who is dying from cancer. The girls in the book are older, but the decision to cast younger actresses was made, because Cammy was playing the mother.
An Oscar for Elle and you know Dakota is pissed! I always knew Elle was the star of the family. Ugh and why do people keep casting Cameron in serious roles? Bitch can't act!
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LOL, golden*girl.Dang--my husband had a cyst removed from his neck last month, right before our wedding anniversary. I bet that thing would've looked hot dipped in gold.
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Thanks for bumping - I
historicals and didn't realise there was a separate thread. 
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Why Couldn't We Have Done This To Paris Hilton?
19-year-old Vietnamese TV star, Hoang Thuy-Linh, has lost her career after a sex tape featuring her hit the internet. Her TV show was cancelled and she went on National TV to apologize and bid farewell! Dramatic.
Four college students were arrested and face charges for posting the tape on the internet.
One 49-year-old Vietnamese woman said, "Thuy Linh should be condemned. If I ever see her again on TV, I will turn it off, for sure."
Why couldn't we do this to Paris Hilton? When a celebrity's sex tape gets leaked we should vote on if they get condemned from society or not. Think about it. No Paris Hilton. No Fred Durst. No R. Kelly. No Kim Kardashian. Oh what a beautiful world.
Homegirl should come to America. Your sex tape hits the Internet and you automatically get a reality show. Like automatically.
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Sue! Sue! Sue! Sue!
The Borat movie came out ages ago and bitches are still filing lawsuits. The diners during that Alabama dinner party have filed a lawsuit claiming they were depicted "racially intolerant" in the mockumentary. These people were told they were part of a documentary for Belarus TV when in fact they were making the Borat movie.
The Smoking Gun reports:
In the movie, the quintet is seen dining with comedian Sacha Baron Cohen in an Alabama home in October 2005. During the meal, Cohen, in his guise as the clueless Borat, refers to one man as a "retard," wonders whether his hosts own slaves, and, following a bathroom trip, returns to the dinner table with a plastic bag containing what appears to be feces.
According to a complaint filed Friday in U.S. District Court in Birmingham, Cohen and his co-defendants sought to portray the Alabamans as "racially intolerant" and distributed a film "memorializing the mockery, humiliation, and degradation of unsuspecting participants." The plaintiffs charge that Cohen's film, which has grossed hundreds of million of dollars, caused them emotional distress, placed them in a false light, and resulted in an invasion of privacy. The lawsuit, which does not specify monetary damages, seeks an injunction barring further use of the embarrassing "dinner scene" from "Borat."
The truth hurts! That was the funniest scene in the movie though. Sacha Baron Cohen should counter-sue them for being dumb ass whores! -
Beyonce might want to consider another stage costume...
http://icydk.com/2007/10/23/beyonce-might-...-stage-costume/
Man - that’s not flattering at all!
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TIMBERLAKE'S FORMER BANDMATES DIDN'T KNOW HE'D GONE SOLO
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/timberla...-solo-1724.html
Space cadet Lance Bass recently admitted he was waiting for Justin Timberlake to return to 'N Sync for months, not realizing that Justin's ballad 'Gone' was a SUBTLE hint he was never coming back.
Lance 'Columbo' Bass said, "When you really look back at it, with the song 'Gone', it was just him, no one else had any leads... it was just his solo record."
Bergerac Bass, who used his boyband cash to train with NASA so he could do a civilian space flight, continued: "Never did we think that it was grooming him to become a solo artist so that he wouldn't go back to 'N Sync."
So then, Lance, when Justin had The Neptunes on the phone talking to him about recording some Jacko rip off tracks, wasn't that a bit of a clue? Did Hercule Bass think Justin was just going to pop out for a pint of milk?
Rumpole Of The Bass seems quite upset with megastar Justin for leaving, accusing Timberlake of costing him "so many opportunities" as he forlornly stood in an overpriced LA recording studio looking at the empty fifth chair and crying onto his NASA brochures. Lance Bauer reckons he had "some television projects" that he wanted to do, but knew couldn't because of the band. Like what, CSI Pluto?
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Damn Kelly!
When did Kelly LeBrock join the 49ers as their new quarterback? She was my straight wet dream girl in "Weird Science." I know she was on Celebrity Fit Club, but she didn't need that crap! Now she looks like she can bench press Anthony Michael Hall and Bill Paxton together.
I'm gonna blame it on that hideous slutty Mrs. Claus dress.
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Halle Berry's "Jewish" Nose
Halle Berry was on Jay Leno last night (taped last Friday) and she brought out pictures of herself that were distorted with Mac's Photo Booth program. She showed a picture of herself with a big nose and said:
"'Here's where I look like my Jewish cousin!"
Page Six reports that nobody laughed and Jay responded with, "I'm glad you said that and not me." They cut her Jewish comment when the show aired.
Halle told Page Six that when she was backstage looking at the pictures with some of the girls who work for her (3 are Jewish) one said that it looked like her Jewish cousin. She said, "I so didn't mean to offend anybody - and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did."
Fire her! Take away her unborn baby! Take away her man! Take away her house, cars and everything else she's worked for! She is a despicable and offensive human being and should be punished! It's a joke.
That picture probably wasn't even distorted. It was what Halle looked like before she had a nose job.
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Headlines (Make This Song End)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVgydt55IBM
The Spice Girls have a new single out. It's called Headlines (Friendship Never Ends) and it's boring. I'm sure it will be successful in elevators around the world. Actually, what did it sound like again? I totally forgot about it. That boring.
Excuse me while I go listen to "Spice Up Your Life!" Now that's some good shit.
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Jessica Alba Can't Dance And Mike Myers Is An Eccentric Jackass
http://socialitelife.com/2007/10/22/jessic...ric_jackass.php
Jessica Alba is lucky. Normally, I'd be all up and down her seeing as I find her to be kind of a dickhead, what with the not liking being Latina and always bitching about how her beauty is a curse. But Mike Myers has proven himself to be the bigger dickhead in this story! You're free to go, Jessica. They're filming "The Love Guru" (probably one of those godawful movies that will result in four sequels and way too many catchphrases) in Canada and Mike's being a real dickus on the set.
We're told Mike has two male assistants follow him constantly, one to shield his fair skin with a personal umbrella and another to hold a fresh bottle of water with a straw for sipping.
"And Mike gets easily distracted by the sun hitting any reflective surfaces, so he makes people run around the movie with black tape to cover each one," says our snitch.
"When filming is outside, the sun moves and before you know it, there's black tape covering everything and people running around with rolls of it."
My beautiful friend and co-worker has coined the term "douche-dar". Mike is setting mine off right now. Keep reading for details on both he and Alba are doing the fullbody dry heave on the dance floor."He's a terrible dancer, and he had so much trouble getting the moves down that he changed the Bollywood scene until it was actually flamenco dance moves," laughs our source. (The scenery, however, is still Indian.)
And Alba was so bad, "Every shot cuts the feet out of the screen so no one can compare her missteps to the backup dancers! She's actually very nice and quiet, just so bad at dancing."
Wasn't she in a movie called "Honey" in which she played the world's prettiest hip-hop dancer? Was that all faked? Imagine you're a director/crew member/choreographer/producer/someone who has to work with assholes in Hollywood and some egotistical movie star changes the entire scene because he's too lame-ass to rehearse something and get it right? Must be nice. The Bollywood choreographer is out of a job because dumbass is too busy thinking he's Count Dracula to rehearse. Thanks, Mike. Just use your "Austin Powers" money to have the sun turned off, Precious. -
Hart Breaks Pink’s Heart
http://www.mollygood.com/pink/hart-breaks-...heart-20071022/
Pop musician Pink and her husband, extreme-sport-something-or-other Carey Hart, are encountering difficult times in their marriage. Sources say the troubles are due in large part to the agreement the couple made that allows Hart to have sex with other women while Pink is away at work, and apparently things like that can sour.
Apparently…she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blonde in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!”
Though we’ve almost no experience with the subject, we’re inclined to think that if one ever has to tell one’s wife, “You knew what you were getting into,” chances are she probably didn’t.
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Jenny Deserves It!
Celebrity Babylon caught Kirstie Alley getting a delivery from Costco's which included a huge box of weight loss shakes that weren't the Jenny Craig brand.
The Jenny Craig spokeswhore had 24 cans of Kirkland brand weight loss shakes brought to her Los Feliz home.
Cheating on Jenny! Jenny deserves it, because she's already having an affair with Valerie Bertinelli!
God I miss Costco's. Where else can you taste test a shitty new brand of chilli in one aisle and then buy 48 rolls of toilet paper in the next?
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On Your Knees
Don't act like your knees look any better! OK, maybe they do. Mine don't look THAT bad, but dumb sluts have knees like that. Why? Because they are always on them! Sometimes there's not a soft pillow in the room and you have to make do! I love it when a dude gives you his jacket to kneel on. That's a gentleman for you!
I love a drunk Kate Moss! She needs to dump Count Von Count already! I'm sick of seeing his fug ass. Here they are leaving Fashion Rocks in London last night.
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MELANIE C HITS OUT AS LESBIAN RUMOUR-MONGERS
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/melanie-...ngers-1702.html
Spice Girl Melanie 'Never a big fan of' Chisholm has hit out at the constant rumours of lesbianism that have (ahem) dogged her career. She can rightly point out that she has been dating the same man for five years (and surely marriage is just around the corner), young Thomas Starr, who is variously described as a 'property developer' and a 'semi-professional beard'.
The fact she was pictured playing in the sea with her female assistant didn't help, and neither did the huge set of muscles and the cropped hair. Melanie shared her ever so girly thoughts with Cosmopolitan magazine.
"At first that made me laugh because it wasn't something that ever crossed my mind," she roared, hoisting up her dungarees and tightening her tool belt, "And then it kind of pissed me off when I thought, 'Because I have short hair and am quite muscular with a few tattoos, am I the stereotypical lesbian?'"
Erm, yes, pretty much. Luckily, it's all worked out well for the spinster.
"I don't think it did me any harm. I've always had a huge lesbian and gay following."
It's always good to have a huge lesbian following, Mel. She can watch your back.
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Don't Do That
Do people think they look sexy when they blow kisses on the red carpet? It's worse than the peace sign! You aren't Marilyn Monroe! Not only do you look stupid, but the photogs don't want a whiff of your stank breath!
Jennifer Hudson looks lovely when she just stands there and fake smiles. No other action is required. Here's JHud at the Project ALS 10th Anniversary last night.
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The Grand Dame of Golddiggery
http://www.laineygossip.com/Paul_McCartney...reak_down_.aspx
Time and again, she pushes the limits of her craft, redefining and perfecting Golddiggery at every turn. KFed and his Junior (the one who married Tori Spelling) should be watching and learning. Heather Mills is a genius.
So she and Paul were expected to nail down their divorce agreement yesterday with an offer from him for a reported 60 million pounds – over $120 million – and a commitment from both sides not to publicly discuss their private affairs.
Unfortunately for Sir Paul, this became the sticking point. Heather was supposedly willing to go with £15 million less for the right to yap as often and as loudly as possible about their marriage, knowing full well that publishing deals and speaking engagements and eventual movie offers about “her remarkable life” will yield far more than that in the long run.
If she gets her way, she publicly exploits their marriage for profit AND gets to spew her lies. On the other hand, by insisting – for now – on doing away with the confidentiality cause, she forces Paul’s hand into giving her more money. £60 million of course was never the original goal. The original goal was probably close to £150 million. Remember – McCartney is a billionaire. And she knows it.
Cunning little bitch, non?
Here they are at the hearing yesterday which ended at an impasse. UK gossips are now predicting a settlement will not be reached amicably and that the two will scrap it out in court where she will likely eat him alive.
He’s no match for her. There really is NO match for this kind of manipulative brilliance. Heather Mills could probably wither even Madonna.
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JILLIAN MICHAELS IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON TYRA BANKS SHOW
http://www.janetcharltonshollywood.com/
The other day Tyra Banks taped a show featuring several personal trainers who had previously been assigned an ordinary person to shape up. The trainer whose client lost the most weight over a certain time period was to be declared winner. One competitor was Jillian Michaels from The Biggest Loser and she was VERY disappointed when her client weighed in and had lost the LEAST weight. According to our source, Jillian became hostile and viciously attacked the client, blaming her for everything. The client burst into tears and Tyra tried to comfort her. Jillian turned her rage on Tyra and insulted HER! The audience started BOOING Jillian and she turned on THEM, snarling "F--- YOU!" and stormed off the show! How Tyra's editors cut her tirade out of the show will prove to be interesting, and we can't help but wonder of there was some roid rage happening here.
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LAUREN BACALL HAS BEEN KNOWN TO FORGET HER MANNERS
http://www.janetcharltonshollywood.com/
Some of the clerks at Number One Beauty Supply on Montana in Santa Monica reacted strangely when Lauren Bacall walked in. They ran and hid! Apparently, the actress can be terrifying. Ms Bacall was nicely dressed in slacks and a sweater and she carried a $5000 brown Birkin bag and her 14 year old dog Sophie. She spent an hour examining and picking out hair clips and there were no pleases or thank-yous when she brusquely asked clerks to show her things. When she had accumulated a pile of merchandise she handed over her credit card and said "Don't tell me how much it is - I must have 200 clips at home - why am I buying more?"
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Say It Ain't So!
Why do hot chicks keeping smacking lips with that potato face?!
Rihanna and Josh Hartnett were spotted making out at the Pink Elephant in NYC last night according to UsWeekly.
The two were also on TRL together yesterday. Apparently they were drinking Dom Perignon and Pink vodka throughout the night. Fancy and yet kind of sickening. She probably ralphed all over his mouth by the end of the night.
He's 29 and she's 19. I hope that this was just a suck 'em and leave 'em kind of thing. Ri Ri can do much...much...much better than Josh Harnett. I mean, it's Josh Hartnett!!!
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Killing The 80s
Ashlee Simpson had a birthday party a couple of weeks ago and it was 80s themed. You know it actually looks semi-cute and semi-fun, but coming from these twats it looks like a house of annoying. Pete Wentz looks stoned as hell! He's looking at me like I'm a french fry pie!
I will say that Jessica Simpson looks hot. Bitch should keep that looks. 80s hair is definitely the way to go. The higher, the better.
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Don't Ever Marry Heather Mills
Heather Mills and Paul McCartney's divorce battle will head to trial next February. The two spent all day yesterday trying to settle this mess behind closed doors. Heather reportedly refused to agree to a gag order as part of the settlement. Bitch wants to write a tell-all!
She also reportedly turned down a $60 Million deal. It's been reported that she will get anywhere from $40 Million to $140 Million. The divorce settlement could become Britain's biggest. They were married in 2002.
Heather is a gold-digging, blood sucking, heartless, hip hopping witch and I think I love her. Get that cash! That's what Paul gets for not signing a damn pre-nup. You have to deal with greedy witches like Heather!
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I thought so too.BRITTANY MURPHY AND HER TROPHY HUSBAND
Okay, now, I don't like Janet Charlton but THAT is funny.
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Double Take
http://www.dlisted.com/
I don't think Jessica Alba has a sister, but she may have a decoy. It's probably her cousin or something. Maybe her daddy did it with her mommy's sister. Ugh, why do I even care? Anyway, I thought it was funny for like a second. Now I can go back to watching Tyra Banks.