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Some sex stuff huh?

I thought it was a typo and should have read, "same sex stuff"

 

Ummm

 

 

that's how I read it at first, too! I should say I feel slightly guilty discussing this after his suicide attempt. I'll get over it though.

 

New York Minute

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/

Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson were spotted in business class together on a flight from Miami to Turks and Caicos for a romantic getaway. The couple went through customs together and were whisked off by a private driver.

She's a lying, psychotic bitch. He will burn his farm to the ground before he takes her back. He's just trying to smooth things over for the child's sake. He adores that little girl. Leave it to the Queen of Skank to interpret mature, reasonable, divorced parenting as "he wants me back." God knows it's beyond her capabilities to see anything as for the child and NOT for her.

 

I seriously hate this woman. I'm glad Stella's pal Chrissie Hynde put out a cigarette in her fake leg. I'd like to trip her myself.

The Real Story About Kate And Owen

Last night I had a discussion with a woman who spoke to Owen several times over the past few weeks, was at his home this past week and has been in touch with Owen's brother Andrew over the past few days. This is what she had to say, almost word for word. Some of it is in the tabloids, but much of it isn't. This is a woman who has worked on several Wilson brother films and is very close to all three of them.

Owen did indeed try to commit suicide over Kate, but its not totally her fault. They WERE in love. Because of Kate's divorce, she was the one insisting that everything stay very down-low and approached the situation like "will my big strong boyfriend protect me from the gossips?", which is why he went way overboard and threatened to sue anyone that talked about their relationship breaking up her marriage to Chris Robinson. Owen was pestering Kate to marry him. She was VERY committed to Owen and their relationship, but had no intention of agreeing to marriage seeing as how she married so young and wasn't even divorced yet . This made Owen very frustrated and he acted out by leaving her every so often and messing with other girls. She eventually got tired of the yo-yoing and broke up with him for real.

Like most volatile type relationships, they were still messing around even though they never really got back together. One of those "they love each other so much they can't stay away, but neither is willing to do what it takes to make the relationship really work" type of things. So this was going on until Kate went crazy for Dax Shepard. Its killing Owen because Kate is obviously head over heels for Dax. She is even putting Dax ahead of her own son, which she wouldn't do for Owen (remember she insisted the relationship be kept quiet for her son's sake). She's even whispering to friends that Dax is "the one" and she might marry him f he asked and it got back to Owen. She stopped taking Owen's calls and no more booty calls, so Owen went into a pretty bad depression.

Contrary to popular opinion, Owen is as moody and dark as his brother Luke, he's just not dramatic with it. He just gets very quiet and withdrawn when he's low and is not an asshole about it. Also contrary to opinion, Owen is not a doper. He'll take a toke or snort a line to be sociable, but he's not a regular user and he does not offer it in his home when he has parties and stuff. So the whole drug thing isn't really true. He did take some pills and mix it with alcohol (maybe more stuff, not sure) to try to "go to sleep", which is what he told his brother Andrew. My contact says as far as she knows it was just pills, but its possible that he may have slit his wrists as well, but she doesn't believe he did.

She's going to try and find out today and let me know tonight. Owen has been drunk and hiding in his house for a week or more and his brother was there just to kinda keep an eye on him. She also said that Andrew had called several friends including her to come by to try to cheer him up or talk sense into him, which is how she knows this has been going on for at least a week, but Owen refused to see anyone, and just stayed locked up in his room.

So in summary of what I've been told, Owen went into a depression over losing Kate for real, even though its his fault as well. His suicide attempt was more of an immature "you won't come back to me so I'm going to kill myself" thing. Not that attempted suicide for that reason is not serious, but the loss of the relationship is more than half his fault and Kate probably shouldn't be totally blamed for it.

Oh yeah, as an addition. Luke really did have a thing for Kate as well, though nothing happened between him and Kate. Just some sibling rivalry BS really.

I wonder how old she is. She looks really old.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacey_Ferguson

She's 32... ...in dog years, maybe.

Blowing Chunks With Fergie

Fergie Fug performed at the Minnesota State Fair on Saturday night and a Dlisted reader caught FF blowing chunks all over the Big Slide. Glamorous.

Here's what my reader said:

Fergie was at the MN State Fair on Saturday night. She had a concert at the main stage. My daughter and I were at the fair walking around, not realizing that she was there until we walked by one of the Radio stations broadcast booth and she was in the booth doing an interview. My daughter was geeked by the thought that she would be able to see Fergie in real life. We tried to see her, but there were too many people. Anyways, a while later my daughter decided that she wanted to go down the "giant slide". We made our way over there and while we were waiting in line on the steps going up to the top of the slide, we look up at the top and there is Fergie with 3-4 big body guard types about to go down the slide. Me and my daughter stood there and watched as the Fug went down the slide...then Fergie gets to the bottom and blows chunks!!!!! EVERYWHERE!!!! They had to close the slide down for about 20-30 minutes to get it cleaned up. She didn't even say sorry or anything, she just got up and her and the bodygaurds left. 2 year olds ride this slide over and over again and have no problem, but the bitch couldnt handle it. Sorry, didnt have my camera on me to get a pic of her blowing chunks.

What is wrong with that girl?! Can't she keep her insides to herself. Damn, dispose of that crap in public. First, the pee and now the vom. Please don't tell me she's going to caca in public next. I just couldn't handle that. Meth turns your insides out.

Passing Fluids

Just a few seconda ago, Cameron Diaz was dating John Mayer. Just a few seconds before that it was Criss Angel and then before that was Kelly Slater. Well, this week she's apparently dating Bradley Cooper.

E! Online says they've been dating for the past couple of weeks which is weird, because wasn't Cam boinking John Mayer last week? SLUT!

Sources say the two have been sending each other "flirty" text messages for the past couple of weeks. Flirty text messages? Amateurs. Get on the clam and do it like it should be done.

Seriously, all these skanks date each other. Hollywood is full of sluts. It's a den of SIN! Everything's ungodly! Marguerite Perrin was right!

Does anyone know anything about these two? I just love her in The Closer and they seem to have a great relationship...but you never know.

 

Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick?

One of the nicest, most genuine and non-Hollywoodish couples I've ever met. Seriously, the sweetest peeps around and very close as a couple. Granted, it's been a couple of years since I've had a chance to observe them up close and personal and you never know. But I'd be incredibly shocked if this BI had anything to do with them.

 

 

I've always heard great things about them--key among them that they're definitely the more normal of the Hollywood stars/couples.

I really like them. Aside from professional adult stuff, a college friend went to high school with Kyra and just adored her. It's got to be someone else on this BI.

 

Mills says McCartney wants her back

Sir Paul McCartney has reportedly changed his tune on ex-wife Heather Mills.

Just seven months after the couple's acrimonious — and expensive — divorce was settled, sources have told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper the couple's daughter Beatrice is bringing them closer.

Mills reportedly went so far as to tell a friend: "I think Paul wants me back."

"The bond which has brought them back together is their little girl," the source said.

"In the heat of the moment, a lot of hurtful things were said and done, but one thing Paul can't ignore is that Heather's a fantastic mum and Bea completely adores her.

"That has changed Paul's thinking more than anything else."

The turning point for the rumoured reconciliation came when McCartney offered an olive branch and apologised to Mills for his behaviour.

"He changed very suddenly," the source was quoted as saying.

"Heather was blown away. So much so that she told me: 'I know it sounds incredible, but I think he wants me back.'"

But the infamous divorce settlement still looms on the horizon.

Mills looks set to get a whopping $37 million lump sum pay out, followed by $8.6 million for every year until Beatrice turns 18.

DMX's House Raided--12 Dying Pit Bulls Seized

The Maricopa County Sheriff's Department conducted a raid this morning at the Cave Creek, Arizona home of rapper/actor DMX.

Relying on a tip, deputies entered the home and grounds and seized 12 pit bulls who were all sick and many close to death. DMX -- real name Earl Simmons was not at home at the time of the raid.

This is not the first time DMX has had a problem taking care of his "pets." In 2002, DMX plead guilty to animal cruelty for neglecting 13 pit bulls. As part of that sentence he was required to film public service announcements speaking out against animal abuse.

Guess he should have watched his own PSA's.

Dumbass II (Jamie Foxx Edition)

So Jamie Foxx opened his stupid mouth and defended Michael Vick. Why are people acting like the O.J. jury? I always though Jamie Foxx was a dumbass but now I find him to be THE dumbass. Shut up and continue thinking you're Ray Charles, you pompous wackjob.

"It's a cultural thing, I think," Jamie said. "Most brothers didn't know that, you know. I used to see dogs fighting in the neighborhood all the time. I didn't know that was Fed time. So, mike probably just didn't read his handbook on what not to do as a black star."

"I know that cruelty to animals is bad, but sometimes people shoot people and kill people and don't get time," Jamie continued. "I think in this situation, he really didn't know the extent of it, so I always give him the benefit of the doubt."

What not to do? We're not talking cave paintings here. An adult male should know better than to torture animals. If your friggin' backyard is looking like doggie Dachau, there's an issue. Someone please send Ving Rhames' dogs to Jamie's house, too. Pinhead.

Miller's cross

24/08/2007

She's regularly pictured moving from one gorgeous bloke to the next, but Sienna Miller hotly rejects her "sleeparound" image.

Wandering around in floppy, shapeless clothes, the 25-year-old was glum as she walked her dog near her home in Maida Vale in West London.

Having dated lots of actors including Jude Law and Daniel Craig, and been linked to P Diddy, the actress was seen with Rhys Ifans this week.

But Sienna strops: "I always hear things about me and different men. Is my nickname Sleeparound Sienna? I can assure you I'm not. And Rhys is crashing on my couch - we're not sleeping together."

Who rattled her cage?

Desperate Housefugs

Let's get one thing straight. Teri Hatcher looks great in this dress:

But there's on thing that doesn't look good on even the dishiest man or woman, and that's a cloak of desperation, a fact that T Hatch kindly illustrated for us, using director Rod Lurie as her object of needy desire. To wit: Please Let Me Nuzzle You, a drama in four acts:

TERI: I'm so happy to be here! I might have drank -- drunk? drinked? dranken? Whatever -- an entire bottle of Chambord this afternoon while watching season one of The Closer and crying.

ROD: Teri smells like Kir Royales. I'm just going to pose for this picture and then make my escape.

TERI: Rod, wasn't I AMAZZZZING on Commander in Chief?

ROD: That was Geena Da -- never mind. Yes. You were great.

TERI: I'M GONNA KISS YOU NOW. Just a leeeeetle kissy-poo.

ROD: Oh, god. She's going to kiss me. How I am supposed to get out of this? Let's try denial.

TERI: Almost there! ALMOST KISSY-TIME! KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY TIME!

ROD: Okay, I'm going to pretend this isn't happening. Look, the side of that building is just fascinating.

TERI: BINGO!

ROD: Oh, fine. My wife is going to kill me.

Why Can't You Just Keep Your Mouth Shut?

Here's the problem with a lot of celebrities. They feel that their opinion matters. Just because you're asked the question doesn't mean you have to answer it. Sometimes not answering will save your ass. Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson asked Jamie Foxx what he thinks about this whole Michael Vick thing. Instead of Jamie saying "It is what it is" or something like that, he said:

“It’s a cultural thing, I think. Most brothers didn’t know that, you know. I used to see dogs fighting in the neighborhood all the time. I didn’t know that was Fed time. So, Mike probably just didn’t read his handbook on what not to do as a black star. I know that cruelty to animals is bad, but sometimes people shoot people and kill people and don’t get time. I think in this situation, he really didn’t know the extent of it, so I always give him the benefit of the doubt.”

The thing is Michael Vick is a wealthy, educated man. He went to Virginia Tech. It's not like he stayed in the neighborhood. He went out in the world and got perspective and you would think that along the way he would've learned that hurting animals isn't such a good thing. Michael knew exactly what he was doing. It wasn't him being "naive."

And just because people get away with crimes doesn't mean someone should get a slap on the wrist, because they didn't know the laws. But he'll get away with it. All those celebrities do!

Does anyone else think Richard Greico could fit the "80s star trying to sell the trashed drugs house" BI? Or any other BIs about an 80s star on drugs?

Fugary Duff

When did Hilary Duff turn into Beyonce?

Sure, there are worse things you could turn into -- like a newt, or Britney -- but it's a tad incongruous to see the Duffster strutting around on stage like she's just risen from the ashes of the Knowles Family Goodwill pile.

Lost In Your Fug

So, here's the thing. I kind of can't decide if Debbie -- excuse me, DEBORAH -- Gibson here looks sort of cute in an updated version of what Carrie Bradshaw called The Naked Dress (you know, the one she wears on the side of the bus, and which she wears on her first date with Mr Big and then they have sex and she worries if she was too slutty etc etc etc and don't judge me for remembering that so well, I just saw that episode on KTLA while I was getting ready for bed the other night), or if she looks completely washed out in what is essentially a nude-colored towel:

I do know that I hate her shoes with it. But we have another, more pressing, question, and that is the following:

Is she dating former New Kid on the Block Jonathan Knight?!?!?!?!?!!?!?1111?!? (Ahem. Sorry.)

And if so, does his former girlfriend and her former rival, Tiffany, care? And also if so, is that sort of secretly awesome, or what? And wouldn't it make a really good Lifetime movie? You know, two former teen sensations find love after fifteen years? It could be called At Long Last: A Love Song. I've just decided that it's true.

I believe porn mega star Jenna Jameson has retired. That said, I guess with her new found free time she's decided to turn herself into a duck. Her upper lip is now four times larger than Lisa Rinnas. I didn't think that was possible. Pair that duck bill with her new super stick thin frame and ... well... I hope she plans on staying retired.

Love Duds

Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen have been voted the worst screen couple of all-time in a recent poll. The poll rated screen couples who had the worst on-screen chemistry. Nat and Hayden led the pact for their lack of romantic chemistry in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones.

Here's the list:

1. Natalie Portman & Hayden Christensen - Stars Wars: Episode II

2. Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck - Gigli

3. Keira Knightley & Orlando Bloom - Pirates of the Caribbean

4. Madonna & Adriano Giannini - Swept Away

5. Catherine Zeta-Jones & Sean Connery - Entrapment

6. Andie MacDowell & Hugh Grant - Four Weddings and a Funeral

7. Kate Beckinsale & Ben Affleck - Pearl Harbor

8. Nicole Kidman & Tom Cruise - Eyes Wide Shut

9. Jake Gyllenhaal & Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain

10. Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio - Titanic

Hot Meat Washing His Car

I'm sorry, Zach Barf has to be one of the most unsexiest things on the planet. I'm the whore of whores and I don't even think I'd let that in. Ok, if I was really drunk, the bar was dark and my contacts dried up and fell out of my eyes, he would probably look semi-decent. He just looks like a bird. Bird mouths make the worst kissers. They kiss like they are sucking on a lemon.

I know you would get with that though. Here's Zach washing his Porsche.

What's That Justin?!

You look like you just saw Britney Spears without her busted hair extensions?! HAHAHA!

Can you say "38-year-old mom starting a new life as a lesbian?!" Personally, I'm not loving it and I'm surprised her hair isn't fried to the scalp!

Here is Justin outside his NYC restaurant last night.

Matt Damon Calls Out BFF Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon might be good friends, but Matt has no problem pointing out that his good friend might have been his own worst enemy when it came to his career. Damon, who is riding high on the success of his "Bourne" trilogy, talked about how he believes that his buddy went through a time in his life when he was so overexposed, he was having trouble getting moviegoers into seats.

"He picked things that in hindsight weren't a good choice.

"I also think that if you end up on the cover of gossip magazines you're f**ked.

"When people see you all the time there's no mystery about you any more and no-one's going to want to go and see your movies."

Now, on the surface, it seems like Matt might be talking some smack about his old friend, but I'm guessing from those LOADS of pictures from their double-date vacation in Hawaii recently, he's just being honest. At the same time, I bet Ben just looks at Matt and says, "Yeah, I made bad choices. But then again, I got to bang JLO during the Latin Explosion. I'm a part of history."

Sometimes Dykes And Bikes Don't Mix

Not all dykes like bikes! Rosie O'Donnell wrote on her blog about her weekend encounter in Florida with a dude on his Harley. Rosie and her girlfriend, Kelly, were leaving a restaurant and while Kelly was backing the car out, the dude apparently flipped out.

Here's what Rosie wrote. This shit is like art:

along

came a bald screaming infuriated man

it's always a man

i tell ya …

as i buckled my belt

he ran towards r car

angry

"MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!"

"chill dude -

we didn't touch it"

he got madder

pupils big - snorting like a dragon

FUCK LESBIANS

he screamed

the trump card

always

and we r supposed to cower

to fall 2 r knees ashamed

not good enough

unworthy

not tonight

mr bald muscle man

with a pimped out hog

not tonight

i stood up in the front seat

hands above my head

smiled and yelled

CORRECT SIR - FUCKING LESBIAN!!!

he stormed back to his table

right there in the lincoln mall

Rosie is all bark, no bite.

The Happy Ex

Kate Hudson's ex and the father of her son, Chris Robinson, is apparently extremely happy that her boyfriend, Dax Shepard, has basically moved into her house. Sources have told Page Six that other family members aren't pleased, but Chris is into it.

A source said, "Chris is thrilled because now he can have [their 3-year-old son] Ryder whenever he wants... Kate gets a little more distracted when new men come into her life."

Kate's rep said it wasn't true.

Chris is probably happy that someone else finally took that annoying slag off his hands. Dax also probably moved in, because he can't afford rent!

Ashlee Simpson is Jealous

Pete Wentz and his fag hag girlfriend, Ashlee Simpson, celebrated Crobar Chicago co-owner Mike Matushcka's 40th birthday at Chicago's Hard Rock Hotel, and let's just say that the bottomless pit of need and insecurity must run in the Simpson family. Page Six reports:

Simpson refused to let any girl come between herself and her man. When female fans tried to take their pictures with Wentz, Simpson "got whiny and dragged him away," a spy said."

Please keep in mind that Pete Wentz is this guy. Yeah. Ashlee could've bought a room for Pete and any three of those female fans, locked the door, come back two hours later, and at worst found them painting each others toenails and talking about Zac Efron. OMG, he's sooo dreamy!