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Cutest video clip EVER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1vwdaYRCiQ

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...-my-family.html Tiger: I let down my family By PETE SAMSON US Editor Published: Today CHEATING Tiger Woods said sorry yesterday for what he bizarrely described as his "transgressions" - as The Sun uncovered another lover. The world's No1 golfer offered a "profound apology" in a 300-word statement as he braced himself for revelations of even more affairs. The Sun can today disclose Woods has been two-timing his wife Elin Nordegren with Las Vegas nightclub beauty Kalika Moquin, 27. The billionaire superstar, 33, has already been linked to New York socialite Rachel Uchitel, 34. And yesterday The Sun told of claims by cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, 24, that she enjoyed around 20 romps with the dad of two during a 31-month fling. Woods has been holed up at his £1.7million mansion in Windermere, Florida, since crashing his car in the early hours of Friday following a row with former model Elin. But in his statement, he said: "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart." He added: "I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves. "I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect." Woods, who projects a squeaky-clean image on the fairways and in TV ads, also denied he hit a fire hydrant and tree while being attacked by 29-year-old Swede Elin. The Sun can reveal Woods met sexy brunette Kalika in 2007 when she was a bar hostess at the Mirage hotel in Las Vegas. Sources in the gambling mecca claimed the pair last met in October when Kalika visited the golfer in his suite at the MGM hotel. One insider claimed the fling began when Elin was pregnant with daughter Sam, now two. Another said: "They have definitely been hooking up for a while. It has been a very badly kept secret on the Vegas club scene, but everyone is talking about it now." Kalika in now an executive at Vegas club The Bank and was recently named the 31st most influential person in the city's nightlife circles. She refused to deny the relationship when approached by The Sun. She said: "It is difficult for me because I now work as the marketing director for a high profile hotel in Las Vegas. "I am not interested in fame and am very worried anything I might say could affect my career." Locals in Las Vegas claim Woods is a regular in adult bars and VIP strip clubs. Pictures of him cosying up to a brunette beauty at the Tao nightclub in October also surfaced yesterday. Woods' alleged relationship with party planner Rachel emerged last week in a US magazine, which said they last met on a secret date in Melbourne, Australia. Rachel denies any affair and insists it was a coincidence they were both in Melbourne at the same time. But yesterday an American website insisted Woods' firm booked and paid for her trip. And a US magazine claimed the golfer once sent Rachel an email about a dream he had in which they were married. But he dreamt that he caught her having sex with baseball star Derek Jeter and actor David Boreanaz, two other celebs she is reported to have dated. Woods allegedly wrote: "Some part of me thinks you would like that." Reality TV contestant Jaimee said she first had sex with Woods at his hotel in her home town, San Diego. And they last met two months ago. She told how the golfer asked her to delete her name from her voicemail, adding: "My wife has been through my phone and may be calling you." Yesterday Jaimee's ex-boyfriend Bradley Berman, 22, said he split with her after finding a text from Woods on her phone, asking for a rendezvous in Vegas. Another revelation came from the former editor-in-chief of Men's Fitness magazine, Neal Boulton. He claimed sister mag National Enquirer "knew about Tiger Woods' infidelity a long time ago". But they "traded silence" for a rare photoshoot with the golfer for the cover of Men's Fitness. Police yesterday released 105 images of Woods' crash and a diagram of the route he took in his black Cadillac Escalade 4x4. He turned out of his drive and mounted a kerb at 30mph before hitting a hedge. He then swerved around a bend, shot up another kerb and crashed into the hydrant, before veering across the road into a tree on a neighbour's front lawn. A report said there was £4,800-worth of damage to the car and £2,000-worth to property. Woods has already paid his £98 fine for careless driving, it was revealed last night. p.samson@the-sun.co.uk

From Dlisted: Wednesday, November 4th 2009 This Is Getting Good Eddie Cibrian cheated on his wife with LeAnn Rimes, and now Life & Style is saying that he's cheating on her too. Cheating cheat cheats on cheatee. Are your windows rattling? That's from Eddie's wife jumping for joy while quoting Justin Timberlake. According to Life & Style, Eddie has been doing down low sexy times with aspiring famewhore Scheana Marie Jancan. You may remember Scheana as her most famous role: John Mayer's rebound chick after Aniston. A source said that Eddie has been secretly boning Scheana on-and-off for the past three years. Right after he started up with LeAnn, Eddie pink-slipped Schaena. But recently Eddie's peen has summoned Schaena back. The source went on to say, "Eddie has recently started seeing Scheana again. He told her he's only with LeAnn for the publicity and that he plans to end things with her soon." If only LeAnn would stop with the damn squinting, she would've seen this coming a mile away. And I've had my suspicions, but now I know for a fact that Eddie Cibrian's adult life is produced by Joey Greco. Posted by: Michael K

I'm convinced it's Hartnett. I tried to find a pic of Elron that might persuade me otherwise but this is the closest I got: Bet I know who's already got one of those!

He was sitting four seats in front of me at the Canucks game last night. During the two intermissions there was a constant stream of girls trying to get through the two security men posted next to him. Not to mention the young skaters who clear the ice during TV timeouts giving him the googly eyes when they got to his side of the rink. I'm thinking there aren't a lot of FCC readers in Vancouver! ETA: http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20...0.html#20687941 See, we're all wrong - Zac likes the laydees just as much as the next guy! Credit: LJP/FLYNET Published: Monday Oct 12, 2009 | 05:00 PM EDT ICE BREAKER Zac Efron and pint-sized costar Charlie Tahan enjoy the view during a Vancouver Canucks hockey game in Canada on Sunday. The pair – currently filming The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud up north – watched their Canucks beat the Dallas Stars 4-3.

http://www.stylelist.com/blog/2009/10/02/g...t-johansson%2F# Glamour's Naked 'Plus-Sized' Models Posted Oct 2nd 2009 at 7:00AM by Katie Hintz-Zambrano (RSS feed) Filed under: Style in the News Plus-sized beauties go au naturel for Glamour's November issue. Photo: Matthias Vriens-McGrath for Glamour A month ago, we reported on Glamour's efforts to push the boundaries of accepted beauty norms with a photo shoot for its November issue featuring all plus-sized models -- in the buff. And now, the picture we've all been waiting for: seven plus-size knockouts -- Crystal Renn, Lizzie Miller, Amy Lemons, Ashley Graham, Kate Dillon, Anansa Sims and Jennie Runk -- all showing off what their mamas gave them. In the article accompanying the photograph (and yes, all the models actually ate the catered food at the shoot!), Glamour writer Genevieve Field discusses the fashion industry's obsession with weight, explaining that any model over a size 6 is often considered plus-size because she's too big for the designer samples that typically run from a size 0-4. Field also talks about the stigma associated with high-end designers producing garments over size 12, giving kudos to Michael by Michael Kors, Baby Phat and Isaac Mizrahi for Liz Clairborne -- all brands that embrace size 14 and above. As Glamour editor-in-chief Cindi Leive writes on her blog, the staff is completely behind the push for a "body image revolution," which will include a commitment "to featuring a greater range of body types in our pages," she writes, "including in fashion and beauty stories (traditionally the toughest areas for even the top 'plus-size' models to crack)." It seems even the stunning Scarlett Johansson, who appears on Glamour's November cover, has been slightly upstaged by the bevy of beauties wearing even less than the sans pants actress/singer. And that takes a lot! Pick up the November issue to get your Johansson fix. Glamour's readers were torn between this new agenda to see more women like themselves in magazines versus the more idealized skinny versions. Where do you stand? Weigh in, no pun intended, with a comment below. Plus, read about Glamour model Crystal Renn's struggle with an eating disorder before becoming a plus-size model in our StyleList exclusive. I wouldn't say any of these girls are plus size. Normal size maybe. I really don't get why the majority of the male species seems to prefer looking at stick insects when all these curves are out there! :4biggrin: (No offence meant to the slimmer ChitChatters amongst us - I'm referring to the models.)

http://www.celebitchy.com/72945/us_weekly_...el_a_month_ago/ Sep 29 '09 Us Weekly: Justin Timberlake dumped Jessica Biel a month ago Last Friday, we talked about a report from Star Magazine claiming that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were having big problems, and were probably close to a split. The reasons given were anything from Justin’s flirtation with Rihanna, to Jessica’s work schedule, to the idea that they’d just grown apart. I tended to believe parts of the report - after all, we’ve been hearing some of the same stuff over and over. Stuff like Justin’s friends find Jessica clingy, needy and annoying, and Justin simply isn’t invested in the relationship whatsoever. Now it looks like this week’s print edition of Us Weekly is coming close to confirming Justin and Jessica’s split…last month! This is according to LaineyGossip - Lainey got an advanced copy of this week’s Us Weekly, and here’s her summation: The new issue of Us Magazine comes out tomorrow but etalk received an advance copy and their report is putting Shelfy in the sh-ts. I just read my voice over for our piece about 15 minutes ago. According to the publication, they say Pip ditched her. LIKE A MONTH AGO. And that the reason she flew back to LA was to try to get him back. He however apparently won’t have it and has been living it up on the single circuit. We’ll have more details on the show for you tonight and of course in the magazine Wednesday. This isn’t the first time they’re been reported to have split. But consider the ramifications. Jessica Biel without Justin Timberlake? IF true…Dancing With The Stars. [From LaineyGossip] Yes, of course this could just be some tabloid shenanigans. It’s perfectly possible that Jessica and Justin have just been really low-key for the past month, and that’s why they haven’t been photographed out together. Or maybe they’re busy with separate projects. Or… it could be true. I tend to believe it. I think that if they’re not already broken up, they’re just about to be. So… will Justin’s next girlfriend be Rihanna? Justin and Jessica are shown at the Costume Institute Gala on 5/4/09. Credit: Fame Pictures

I did a search and came up with this: http://community.guinnessworldrecords.com/...13495/7691.html DANIEL RADCLIFFE AND EMMA WATSON HIGHEST EARNING MOVIE STARS Radcliffe secures his place as the “Highest-Grossing Actor of the Decade” Watson sets new record as “Highest Average Box-Office Gross for an Actress” Keira Knightly scores “Highest Box-office Gross for an Actress in Multiple Roles” Angelina Jolie retains her world record title as “Most Powerful Actress” Jolie’s husband Brad Pitt knocked off top spot by Johnny Depp as “Most Powerful Actor” Harry Potter has cast a spell on millions of fans and now its stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are getting the red carpet treatment from the record-breaking world – Guinness World Records – after securing their places in the new 2010 edition of the book which launches globally on Thursday, 17 September 2009. Radcliffe enters the new edition as the “Highest-Grossing Actor of the Decade”, raking in an average of $558 million (£383 million) per film. Watson, on the other hand, earned the record for “Highest Average Box-Office Gross for an Actress”. She has been in six movies that have grossed an average of $753.7 million (£554.88 million) each. So according to this article his figure would be correct but the figure quoted by PH for her is the box office gross, not her income.

Wow, someone has the hots for her: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/09/16/tr...ends-megan-fox/ Wed, 16 September 2009 at 12:51 pm ‘Transformers’ Production Assistant Defends Megan Fox The Transformers letter war continues! From Megan Fox comparing Transformers director Michael Bay to Napoleon to crew members insinuating that Megan may have been a diva on set and the director’s insisting he still loves working with her, it can be hard to keep up with the latest! This time, production assistant Anthony Steinhart gives his opinion on the accusations made against Megan. Here’s Anthony’s letter: “First of all, I would like people to know (for those who are interested) the reason why I am writing this letter is to clear my name in any of this Ms. Fox bashing. As someone pointed out in one of the responses, you could narrow down the list of potential writers of the letter by looking on IMDB. I have received a few phone calls from people who have read the letter and they know that I have worked closely with the actors/actresses on the film, so I felt I should at least clear my name. “My name is Anthony Steinhart and I have worked on both Transformers movies and have had the pleasure of working with Ms. Fox. “I read the letter by the three unnamed crew people and was blown away by their description of Ms. Fox. Especially, since I am the one usually getting Ms. Fox at her trailer. I have personally never been nor ever witnessed Ms. Fox being rude or inconsiderate of people’s feelings or the work to be done. Everyone is entitled to their good days and bad. Contrary to popular belief, she is like us (human) and has both good and bad days as well. Working on the Transformers movies can be intense at times and sometimes intense situations cause intense moments. “Some of the examples the three unnamed writers give as evidence of Ms. Fox and her horrible attitude are so ridiculous. “It’s unfortunate the grip didn’t want to bring his daughter to set because Megan Fox wasn’t nice and not the fact that we had a closed to set. No visitors unless approved by the UPM [unit production manager]. That is what the call sheets have always said. By the way, Ms. Fox wished my 12-year-old brother a happy birthday over the phone while we were shooting in New Mexico. Not so heartless… “It’s also unfortunate that she didn’t attend any of the ‘15′ parties, but I clearly remember her hanging out in New Mexico with some of the crew and watching her get hounded by passers-by as she walked through the hotel lobby and being nothing but gracious to her fans. Also isn’t it refreshing to hear that she doesn’t need to be a part of the party machine that sometimes swallows people whole, only to spit them out on the front page of every magazine. And incidentally, if these crew members were at the wrap party, I only saw 2 cast members there. Granted I wasn’t there the whole night, but I was there long enough to know that the others probably weren’t going to show. “I also remember walking with her through the hordes of people lined up, while we shot at Princeton and she signed autograph after autograph. She signed many publicity photos, magazines, pieces of white paper for crew members and their families. Now I know that isn’t the same as curing a disease, but if we are to take anything an actor/actress says or does to personally, then I fear we have far greater problems on our hands. “Unfortunately, I don’t always keep up with or hang on to quotes and/or quips ‘actresses’ say, so I wasn’t familiar with the incident that incited the tasteless letter, but none-the-less leave the war of words to those involved. No need to drag her name through the mud and at the same time, unknowingly, bring others down.” Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/09/16/tr.../#ixzz0RIfhuQSW

Boy, am I in the wrong profession! http://perezhilton.com/2009-09-15-harry-po...ell-compensated Harry Potter Is Well Compensated! We wouldn't let the Twilight gang get wind of this. Chances are they're not making anywhere near what these kids wrangle in. Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson have entered the Guinness World Records book as the highest grossing lead actors of the decade. Thanks to the wild success of the Harry Potter films, the young stars were able to rake in a hefty sum in the last 10 years. And it'll probably suprise you to learn though that it's actually Emma who came ahead in the bank, bringing in $753.7 million last year while Daniel only brought in $558 million. Somehow, she edged ahead another $200 million doing the kid's flick The Tale of Despereaux. She didn't even have to really do much. Just talk into a microphone. Hope the kids at Brown don't get wind of this. Emma will be footing the bill every time they go out. Or maybe she is a cheap muggle! [image via WENN.] Posted: September 15, 2009 at 7:45 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showb...ew-members.html Megan’s foxy ‘but a dimwit’ Published: Today MEGAN FOX has beauty but NO brains, crew who worked with her on the Transformers films scoffed yesterday. They accused the "dumb as a rock" movie babe, 23 - who was plucked from obscurity by director MICHAEL BAY - of having no class. She is also an "unfriendly b**ch", according to three of Bay's loyal staff who hit back in an open letter on the internet after she called him "like Hitler". They said she probably had no idea who Hitler even was. Bay insisted: "I don't condone the crew letter to Megan."

Classy! http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebri...-cibrian-004934 Thursday, 10 September, 2009 LeAnn Rimes Bikinis Up to Eddie Cibrian I really don't know anything about celebrity relationship scandals, which given my job, I probably should, but apparently LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian got together while they were both seeing other people. Why does this matter? It doesn't. Just to say that the guy rubbing up against her in these LeAnn Rimes bikini pictures is that same Eddie Cibrian. I don't know what his wife looks like, but I'm going to assume he's trading up. Or is he? Sorry, BobbyD, still not seeing the hotness.

Am I the only one who doesn't think he's in the least bit hot? (And not just because he's supposedly replacing my gorgeous hunk on CSI: Miami! )

From Dlisted Friday, September 4th 2009 NOOOOOOO: The World's Smallest Dog Has Passed Away Can we all get in a time machine and fast forward to September 22nd, so that the summer of death can officially come to an end? This summer has swallowed up another beautiful soul! Scooter, a contender for the title of world's smallest dog, closed his tiny eyes for the final time earlier this week. WHY?!!!!!!!!! Scooter's owner said he broke his leg after jumping out of her arms. The vet put Scooter's leg in a cast and gave him some medicine to take at home. Sadly, the medicine gave him a stomach ulcer and Scooter flew off to heaven. Just the thought of Scooter's tiny leg in a cast the size of a thimble is making my insides melt. And prepare to melt some more... Scooter's owner added, "I put him in the box with flowers and a little dove picture to take him to heaven – he looked wonderful." 6-month-old Scooter, who was 8cm tall, 20cm long and weighed 400 grams, was going to try for the title of the smallest dog in the world when he turned 1. The hole left in my no-heart is bigger than Scooter and it can never be filled. Although, I will try to fill it this weekend with massive amounts of the sweet nectar and Hostess products. Heaven just got a lot more adorable thanks to Scooter. Insert a zillion and one sad faces here. And no, it's not too early to start bonging and boozing. Source: Metro (Thanks Dylan) Posted by: Michael K

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...ctic-melts.html Tears in my ice over Arctic By BEN JACKSON Environment Editor Published: Today THIS sad face, eerily etched into melting Arctic ice, has been dubbed Mother Nature in Tears by astonished environment experts. The weeping image was "sculpted" by water pouring from a glacier retreating under the effects of global warming. Lecturer Michael Nolan captured the photo at Norway's Austfonna ice-shelf. The glacier has been vanishing at the rate of 160ft a year for 12 years. Michael, from Arizona, US, regularly visits the area. He said: "Every summer there is less ice. I was struck by this image of a face - a saddened, motherly face, crying about our inability to reduce global warming." b.jackson@the-sun.co.uk

Here you go: She looks a bit like like Mrs. Robinson!

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/meg...atman-film27970 Megan Fox set to play Catwoman in next Batman film Wed, 26/08/2009 - 17:39 By Mr. Holy Moly We're calling this as bullshit, but the rumour doing "the rounds" at the moment is that Megan Fox has signed up to play Catwoman in the next installment of Christopher Nolan's Batman franchise. Something about this just doesn't sit right - she's too fluffy, not to mention pretty shit at acting. No word has come from either Christopher Nolan or Christian Bale that there is even going to BE another Batman film, let alone who is going to co-star. This just looks like a slow news day kind of story dreamt up by some guy hunched over a laptop in a wife-beater vest with a mouthful of Doritos. Much more believable was the rumour that Johnny Depp was set to play The Riddler - much more interesting. This - this just reeks of bullshit. Having said that, this is a celebrity gossip website - so I'm not going to pass on the opportunity to put a bunch of Megan photos up. Why does she do that thing with her tongue do you think..?

This is just plain wrong! http://www.showbizspy.com/article/190401/h...rella-role.html Heigl, Miller & Alba ‘Eye Barbarella Role’ Aug 11 2009. Posted by Adam Katherine Heigl, Sienna Miller and Jessica Alba are all reportedly vying for a role as the new Barbarella. Casting for the remake of the 1968 sci-fi classic starring Jane Fonda as a scantily-clad intergalactic world saver is soon to get underway with a bevy of beauties already on the hot list to follow in Fonda’s footsteps. “The script is underway and John Carpenter is set to direct so it’s all about finding the new Barbarella,” reports a movie insider. “This will be a huge movie and with Barbarella such a strong female character, half the leading ladies in Hollywood will want this role. “Sienna, Jessica and Katherine are probably top of the list but others have not been ruled out. Whoever gets it is going to have to look super-hot in not very much clothing!” However, Factory Girl star Miller likely won’t get the role — she doesn’t consider herself particularly credible when it comes to success at the box office. “I was having to pay people to see my movies!… certain really great directors have wanted to do films with me, but unless you’ve had a film that’s opened with a certain amount of money, you’re not bankable to studios… if you want to make amazing, artistic films, you’ve got to have some sort of box office credibility, which I don’t have,” Sienna recently told Nylon magazine.

http://www.celebitchy.com/64724/michael_do...h_salts_pastry/ Aug 10 09 Cameron Douglas sent meth through FedEx, called it ‘bath salts,’ ‘pastry’ Last week, we heard that Michael Douglas’ son Cameron, 30, was arrested in late July for selling methamphetamine at a NY hotel. Cameron was busted in a sting by the DEA after dealing about a pound and a half of meth, valued at $18,000. This wasn’t Cameron’s first arrest and he was last popped in 2007 for possession of liquid cocaine. It’s clear that the guy is a serious drug dealer despite coming from a life of wealth and privilege and allegedly having access to an $80 million trust fund. More details are emerging of Cameron’s drug operation, and it sounds like he had a whole system worked out where he was dealing across the country and shipping drugs to people through FedEx for years. He called them “bath salts” and “pastry” and was apparently under surveillance by the DEA for some time before his arrest: "Michael Douglas’ son traveled coast to coast dealing large quantities of methamphetamine before his arrest last month, according to a criminal complaint made public Thursday. The complaint in federal court in Manhattan alleges that Cameron Douglas was paid tens of thousands of dollars trafficking the drug – referred to in transactions by the code words “pastry” or “bath salts” – since 2006. Cash and drugs were routinely exchanged through shippers like FedEx, the court papers said. The 30-year-old son of the Oscar-winning actor was arrested July 28 at the trendy Hotel Gansevoort in Manhattan. His attorney, Nicholas DeFeis, declined to comment Thursday. Federal authorities have refused to discuss whether Cameron Douglas remains behind bars or any other aspect of the case. The complaint drawn up by a Drug Enforcement Administration agent details allegations based on information provided by three unnamed crystal meth users and dealers. The users – including someone who once worked for Cameron Douglas – have pleaded guilty and agreed to cooperate with the investigation. The complaint said that in one deal in 2006, a cooperator shipped cash under a fake name to Douglas at a California hotel. A few days later, it said, Douglas delivered a pound of methamphetamine to the cooperator at a Manhattan hotel. In 2007, according to another cooperator, Douglas was paid $48,000 at a Manhattan apartment. The cooperator later received a pound of crystal meth through FedEx from Santa Barbara, Calif., the complaint said. In June and July, negotiations for more drugs were secretly recorded on wiretaps of cell phones and a cooperator’s hotel room in Manhattan, the complaint said. Cameron Douglas, in one recording at the hotel, “acknowledged his prior history selling crystal meth” and “indicated that he continued to sell crystal meth.” In a seperate recorded phone conversation, investigators said he spoke of “sending out a pastry” to a cooperator, and also asked, “Did you get a chance to … smell any of the salts or anything like that?” Cameron Douglas has acted in movies including 2003’s “It Runs in the Family,” starring his father and grandfather Kirk Douglas." [From AP via Huffington Post] TMZ reports that Cameron was just dropped from a movie he was set to film with Corey Feldman and Shannen Doherty called The Beautiful Outsiders. According to IMDB, Cameron would have starred opposite Doherty in a kind of “Bonnie and Clyde” type fugitive film. Instead, he’s been busted himself. Cameron faces “a mandatory minimum of 10 years in prison and a maximum period of life” for his crimes. Are we going to learn more about Cameron’s celebrity clientele when he goes to trial? I wonder which well-recognized names are scared of being exposed as customers.

Maybe it's a plant by the cult in an attempt to get their grubby little paws on Simon's $gazillions. In which case I'd say there's more chance of TC donning a blond wig, wrestling singlet and false boobs and miming to "YMCA" on Oprah!

Or did they? http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/44249...-sends-fax.html Olivia's ex: Stop looking for me Missing lover sends fax RIDDLE: Olivia & McDermott weeks before 2005 disappearance BOLTHOLE: Mexican hideaway From James Desborough, US Editor & Dylan Howard, 09/08/2009 GREASE star Olivia Newton-John's vanished ex-lover Pat McDermott - presumed dead since 2005 - has come out of hiding to beg investigators: LEAVE ME ALONE! The bankrupt cameraman made headlines around the globe when he went missing on a fishing trip, leaving cancer survivor Olivia heartbroken after a nine-year romance. McDermott was widely assumed to have fallen overboard and drowned. But investigators hired to solve the mystery have long suspected McDermott STAGED his death to escape debts and cash in on a life insurance scam. Proof And now in a major breakthrough they have received a letter faxed on his behalf, insisting he is ALIVE, WELL, INNOCENT and begging: "Stop this search immediately!" Singer Olivia, 60 - once romantically linked to Cliff Richard - found new love with herb tycoon John Easterling a year ago. But the hunt for McDermott went on. And, as well as the fax, the probe team led by private eye Philip Klein have had three phone calls from his representatives since February. After demanding further proof Texas-based Klein has now received a photograph of his 52-year-old quarry, with hair dyed black in a bid to change his appearance. Dramatic new evidence discovered by detectives and the US Coast Guard also reveals how McDermott PLANNED his disappearance for at least six months - clinching a second passport in his birth name Patrick Kim - and WITHDREW life savings from two bank accounts before vanishing. The fax dated February 10 insists McDermott fled the California spotlight for a life with less hassle. It adds: "Pat asked that I portray to you his innocence in the crimes you have accused him of. Pat has committed no crime. . . Pat simply wishes to be left alone. . . "Let him live his life in peace and harmony. He is safe and has started anew again in a new place both mentally and physically." In fact the dectectives' dossier shows McDermott now works as a deckhand in the small Mexican fishing town of Sayulita - a magnet for surfers and drifters and those wishing to escape their past. When not on the move he stays at a £20-a-night beachside motel, always in the same room, No 10. Investigator Klein believes the McDermott middleman - identified simply as 'Cacma D' - is "100 per cent credible". He added: "This case is now 94 per cent solved. The remaining six per cent is to actually see McDermott sitting in front of my face."

So cute! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...e-champion.html Published: Today TENNIS hero Roger Federer plays doubles as he lovingly poses with his new twin daughters. The Swiss player, 27, and wife Mirka, 31, cradled two-week-old tots Charlene Riva and Myla Rose in a photo he posted on Facebook. It comes after Federer clinched his sixth Wimbledon singles title last month. The girls, born in Zurich, are already tipped to become tennis champs, with bookies quoting them at 100/1 to win Wimbledon.

Michael K: http://www.meekermuseum.com/schoeff2.jpg Thursday, August 6th 2009 The Opposite Of Sans Fards This is 51-year-old Sharon Stone with her chichis out on the cover of Paris Match. In case you couldn't tell, they used a whole lot of fards for these pictures. Fards everywhere! Fards on her face! Fards on her hair! Fards on her teefs! Fards on her elbows! Fards on her titty sacks! Fards on her nipples! Fards on her pussy bone! Fards! Fards! Fards! They also used a whole lot of le Photoshop. They really brought the Pshop fuckery American-style! I'm surprised her nipples aren't pixelated. Now, I'm not doubting that Sharon Stone has a hot body, but she does not have skin like a brand new mannequin out of the factory. Warning: Clicking on some of the thumbnails below may result in a cougar nipple hitting you in the face. Posted by: Michael K Judging by the fourth pic they didn't just airbrush her, they swept her out of the studio and took photos of someone else!

http://dlisted.com/node/33265 Tuesday, August 4th 2009 Quote Of The Day OK! Magazine asked the keeper of the unicorn forest what he looks for in a lady friend: "I like people being forward. Gosh, I don’t know. I like strong people, chiseled abs… I don’t know, I take what I can get!" And with that, every Ab Roller and wet vac (for DIY lipo) on this planet just sold out! Just picture thousands of crazed Twitards burping out their lungs after doing a dozen crunches with a cardboard cutout of Edward in front of them for motivation. The most exercise they do on a daily basis is a few vagina bounces while watching Twilight in slow motion. RPattz is single-handedly curing teenage fopa! Posted by: Michael K

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/07/...ie_bond_23.html On the Scene: Megan Fox says no thanks to role in upcoming 007 movie, 'Bond 23' Thursday, July 23rd 2009, 4:00 AM Devaney/WireImage Megan Fox in June, 2009 in NYC. She's reportedly not interested in a role in the upcoming James Bond film. Not for Megan Fox! The “Transformers” actress has reportedly said no to being either shaken or stirred, and turned down a role in the upcoming 007 flick, known at the moment simply as “Bond 23.” The U.K.’s Daily Star claims the Fox-y one would “rather be a more central part of a movie” and not just a pretty face (or body). She’s all about being the leading lady, not just an accessory. The brunette stunner isn’t the only actress to turn down playing Bond’s plaything: “Slumdog Millionaire” star Freida Pinto also nixed a role in the latest film, while Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron and Rachel McAdams shrugged off the role of Vesper Lynd that ultimately went to Eva Green in 2006’s “Casino Royale.” Come on, ladies. Surely Daniel Craig doesn’t bite?