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Holy Moly daily mailout http://www.holymoly.com/news/scarlett-joha...mango19381.html Scarlett Johansson unveils sexy campaign and photos for Mango Tue, 14/07/2009 - 11:40 By Mr. Holy Moly Scarlett Johansson used to be an actress I think. Wasn't she in that film with Bill Murray that everyone pretended to like? Anyway, here she is unveiling her photo campaign for Spanish fashion chain Mango. When did these kind of thing warrant an actual press launch? First we had David Beckham and Armani pretending they'd invented the cure for cancer, when instead they'd taken a photograph of a man in a pair of thirty(30) pound pants and now Scarlett standing in front of a backdrop as if she has just returned from Africa after singlehandedly saving dying babies from dysentery. At least the old school cash hungry whores used to tootle off to Japan to do overpaid commercial work. And look! Scarlett has ripped her stockings! What does that say about the quality of goods you can buy in Mango?! When I buy stockings for lovemaking purposes I fully expect them to be able to cope with something more rigorous than sitting on the floor of a pub. Shame on you Mango.

Judging by that pic he won't have to work very hard at getting the requisite six pack!

Nice haiku! :4biggrin:

Like I said, it's gossip. But sometimes gossip turns into fact! :4biggrin:

I know the majority of ChitChatterers (myself included) have no interest in him - but gossip is gossip! My friend was working on New Moon recently and talk around the set is that Kristen Stewart is with child, her last known paramour being the pasty Englishman himself.

I was very surprised at how well he played to beat Murray but he raised his game to another level today. I felt so sorry for him at the end. But I agree with Hoya - I would've been happy whichever one of them won. It's so unusual these days to watch any kind of sport where there's no fighting, swearing, diving, nasty tackles, etc. Fantastic game.

Since when??

http://www.popeater.com/movies/article/mat...egnant%2F536481 It was an exciting Father's Day for Matthew McConaughey. Some special time with his girlfriend Camila Alves and their 11-month-old son, and a little Internet browsing. In fact, McConaughey took to his official website... to reveal the exciting news that Alves is pregnant with their second child. The actor wrote: "Happy Father's Day. It's my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father's Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother... Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows.... just keep livin, Matthew and Camila." In a May interview, McConaughey told PEOPLE that being a dad "is a wild, wonderful adventure. It's a great new chapter in life, for sure."

From Dlisted: Megan Fox is not only one of the most prolific thinkers of our time, but she also knows how to show up to premiere looking like a Downtown Las Vegas stripper on the prowl for a dollar, a dick and a dream! An elegant dress like this could take you from a dinner at a fancy restaurant to getting quick dicked in the back of an '89 Chrysler LeBaron. This dress has it all. Megan Fox made the right choice and by the looks of it, her nippies also approve. I know this might be giving you flavors of St. Angie's freakum dress from Cannes, but Megan does it better. Megan has the "I will lick yo taint for a Diet Rite" attitude to pull it off with grace and class. And Megan would totally win against St. Angie in a debate on philosophy and stuff like that. Here's more of Megan with Shia LaDouche at the Berlin premiere of Trannyformers tonight. In some of the pictures, it looks like she's trying to steal Shia's wallet. Once a shady ho, always a shady ho!!

O/T I know, but whenever I see names like this I always think they're made up. Sounds like something Bugs Bunny would say!

http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?...818&count=0 Megan Fox Wants Middle America to Die 06-10-2009 (13:00:32) I hate to keep mentioning Megan Fox, but she refuses to keep her mouth shut. And her new comments are by far the most disturbing and unnecessary. TotalFilm recently interviewed the actress and asked her how she would stop the villainous Megatron from demolishing the planet. Fox first said that she would "make a deal with him," adding: "and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?" I guess Fox is not too worried about losing acting gigs due to her comments. She previously stated that she will keep getting cast in movies and doesn't need to be a good actress, because Hollywood is superficial and she happens to be good-looking.

Well, what woman doesn't?? I know I do. Dark chocolate is especially yummy! Nothing to do with Cammie but I saw this Lynx commercial for the first time yesterday. Seems to me like the perfect man! Well, as long as his bits grow back, of course. :4biggrin:

Actually, I really was expecting the Wings to finish things off last night. I'm glad it's going to game 7 though. Should be a great game.

I thiiiiiiiiink ... NOT!

http://dlisted.com/node/32435 This Has Given Me A Tuesday Afternoon Headache Has Simon Cowell been drinking from Paula Abdul's sippy cup, because that's the only way to explain why he's planning to remake Saturday Night Fever. It gets worse. Simon wants Zac Efron to play Tony Manero. It gets worserer (yes, I wrote worserer). Simon wants Timbaland to rework the Bee Gees' soundtrack. This news gives you permission to get out of your chair, walk over to your office enemy, slap them and explain, "Simon Cowell is remaking Saturday Night Fever with Zac Efron as Tony." They will understand, because you have to take your anger out on someone. The Sun says that Simon has been working on the deal for years with producer Robert Stigwood, who owns the rights. During the last few weeks talks have gotten more intense and it looks like they are going to make a deal. And Satan laughs. If Zac is the star, they are going to completely cover this shit with rainbows and sparklies. No rape scene. No racial tension. No drugs. No fuck words. No nekkidness. No hood rat stuff. And No DONNA PESCOW! This should be illegal. Illegal I tell you. What's next? Is Simon going to remake Gone with the Wind with Susan Boyle and her cat Pebbles. Actually, that would be kind of hot. Posted by: Michael K

For once, I would have been happy if either player had won the tennis. Soderling seems very much in the Federer mould personality-wise. I am glad that Fed finally got the French after so many disappointments, however. Although I was in the netball and rounders teams at school I can't get interested in basketball or baseball. On the other hand, I used to really hate playing field hockey. Yet since I moved to Canada, hockey (of the ice variety) is the love of my life as far as sports go. (Only watching, unfortunately; I look like a new born giraffe if I venture onto a skating rink!!) Oh, and, despite being in the minority, go Pens.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/daniel_cra...celebrity/66763 007 DANIEL CRAIG LICKED NOT STIRRED Photo by: Splash News Online Daniel Craig is unavoidably licensed to chill - now that he's ice! The hunky thesp beat out Jude Law and Hugh Grant to be named the U.K's coolest guy in a poll of 1,000 women. And to commemorate Craig's lofty victory and garner some cool PR on a summer day Del Monte has issued a "License to Chill" POPsicle modeled on 007 Daniel Craig's toned physique. Artists "worked tirelessly" to recreate a sculpture of 41-year-old Craig in the scene where he emerges from the sea in Casino Royale, claims the food manufacturer. Perhaps a whole line of Bond lick-ables is in the works with Dr. No, Goldfinger and Pussy Galore to follow?

Yep, that's the one.

Just how much plastic surgery has she had? I only recognised her because of the ugly wart on her right hand.

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/...igger-butt.html Cameron Diaz wants a bigger butt. The 'My Sister's Keeper' star is not a fan of plastic surgery, but often contemplates getting buttock implants to make her derriere rounder. She said: "I'd love a bigger butt, more meat on my bones. I'd love to be more voluptuous. It's just not my body type." But for now the 36-year-old actress is far more interested in giving the world a makeover. She added: "The planet needs a publicist. It's the planet, you know what I mean? She should be a star. How do we make this little planet of ours a big star? I want everybody to know who she is."

Got in this time! It all looks a bit James Bond-ish. I was slightly worried about clicking on the links in case somebody is monitoring them! Although "CIA screws female NOC" turned out to be nowhere near as interesting as the title would have you believe. :4biggrin:

Ooooh, is it some sort of secret site? I just got an "Access Forbidden" notice.

Well, what woman doesn't??

Couldn't find a "celebs without facepaint" thread but I thought this one was closest. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman...ticleId=2453405 There's way too many to copy but here are a few of the more interesting ones: Helena Christensen: JLo: Kate Hudson: Calista Flockhart: Kate Moss: Sharon Stone: She Who Is Too Pretty To Get Movie Parts (aka Jessica Biel): BobbyD's #1 girl: Heidi Klum: There were the odd ones (Gwynnie, Cindy Crawford and maybe one or two more) who didn't actually look scary without the make up but with the majority of them I had to look at the name to see who they were!

Now I'm having the same problem. I changed mine last night and although on my control page it showed the new one, the old one was still showing in the forums. I checked a couple of hours later and it had changed to the new one but now it's reverted back!! It's driving me nuts!