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  1. "OK" should change it's name to "Fertile Freddie's Foto Magazine of Celeb Spawn."

     

    If Jessica Alba incorporated a Zen-like silence during labor, one can only hope she'll carry it thru to real life so inane words don't continue to spill out of her yap whenever she opens it.

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  2. She needs to be wearing a bra

     

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    I agree. The dress is too low and too clingy. Her "girls" are a little too exposed, and if she reaches too far, a nipple might pop out. Not a big fan of the underside of the breast being exposed in broad daylight either. It is a miss, in my opinion.

     

    (It doesn't help that I hate, loathe, and despise all things Simpson.)


  3. I rarely walk out on a movie in the cinema. The last one was The English Patient. Maybe if it hadn't been so hyped as a Great Film, I wouldn't have been so pissed off at how much it sucked. And then it went on to win Best Picture, which sort of figured.

     

    I walk away from/turn off rented movies all the time, though ... too many to list.

    Oh, I loved The English Patient, but I am admittedly a bit of a Ralph Fiennes fanatic. I don't even care that he boffed a Quantas flight attendant in an airplane lavatory, he is still on my freebie list. First got my crazy crush when he did Shindler's List. Those eyes! Sigh.


  4. Has she had butt implants or is she just sticking her ass out in an unattractive way? I can't tell.

     

    Maybe she always looked like that and I never noticed. :huh:

    She always cocks her hips when she poses, to make it look like she is curvier than she really is. That dress is doing her breasts no favors - they look squashed down.


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    I routinely bitch about the copy editing/writing in my local twice a week newspaper, but I realize I live in a very small town in the rural south and their labor pool probably isn't all that deep or wide. But companies that make as much money as OK! and other national tabloidy places should at least be able to pay an English major or two for proper spelling & grammar, right??

     

    Youngsters today rely too heavily on spell check, but that doesn't help with stupidity (or homonyms....) -_- [yeah, I know, I sound like a crotchety old woman....so be it :unsure: ]

    No, I'm the same way. It irks me no end to see the obvious spelling and grammar skills that make it into print. And don't get me started on news anchors who cannot speak properly. :rolleyes:

     

    I saw a clip somewhere on television last week about a guy who is crossing the country and politely changing grammar and spelling mistakes on people's signs (he asks first). He carries white-out and a lot of markers. One of my least favorite signs is one that sometimes is outside of Macy's. It says, "Macy's let's you (something about saving money and earning points).....". Pisses me off that stuff like that gets through such a huge retail chain's marketing and printing departments. :angry:

     

    Grammatical errors drive me absolutely crazy. The misuse of pronouns has become rampant in society and on television! I teach science, but I continually correct grammar in my classroom. My students sometimes actually stop and correct themselves in order to avoid my pesky corrections. I can't help myself - my grandmother taught English for over 40 years!


  6. ^^they can keep making press releases about their engagement but it's not going to change the fact that no one cares!!! :rolleyes:

    You took the words out of my mouth. Somebody PLEASE make the Simpson sisters go away. How long can the celebrity continue for two dumb, talentless girls? Never mind, it can probably go on forever. <_<


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    The Dirt on Ashley

    Posted Mar 12th 2008 5:32PM by TMZ Staff

     

    The 24-year-old former child star resurfaced at a Hollywood premiere recently, looking older.

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    For it's final season, Leonardo DiCaprio was also added to the cast of "Growing Pains." He became a huge star.

    She looks great!

     

    Check out this picture from her stint on Dirt. It doesn't look anything like her. Ashley Johnson

     

    Must learn how to post a pic. <grumble grumble>

     

    It is not her. It is the actress who plays Milan Carlton. Ashley plays another character (the Britney-based one, I think.)


  8. Jessica Alba basically puts her foot in her mouth when she said the below in a recent interview:

     

    "In Albuquerque there’s really only one restaurant that’s pretty good. You can only take Applebee’s and Chili’s so much. Our big day was hanging out at Wal-Mart for five hours. It was like, ‘Yea Wal-Mart!'"

     

    - Jessica Alba

     

    When my friends over at the Buck & Dex Show called me yesterday morning to tell me she had said such, I had to post in hopes of protecting them. They and their viewers are miffed and are boycotting her new movie.

     

    Now should you???

     

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    That quote just shows how ignorant she is of the MANY good restaurants in ABQ. My mouth starts watering every time I know we are going to New Mexico, because I LOVE green chile.


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    So, back to what realllly matters: sexy bitch Gabriel Aubry!!!

     

    Do we know if they're truly still together and just living on different coasts, or was that merely a eupemism for broken up? Any inside scoop on this?

    Have we seen them together since the news of the pregnancy broke?

     

    Oh, sure, they have been photographed MANY times. I love her hair, but still do not understand why women wear skin-tight pregnant clothes. The one time in your life when you can get away with wearing a baggy shirt or comfy dress and people tell you that you are beautiful and glowing, and they wear things like this....I just do not get it. She is beautiful.

     

    I agree about the tight pregnancy clothes. Of course, I may just be jealous because I looked like a beluga whale during both my pregnancies. My "you're pregnant" tip-off was always the 5 lb. gained in the interim between conception and that first pregnancy test (in spite of no change in eating habits!) :D


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    ALBA MOCKS MADE-UP EFRON

     

     

    JESSICA ALBA is heading for a run in with teen girls' favourite ZAC EFRON, after dubbing him a "child with make-up". The sexy star claims she was stunned when she first met the High School Musical actor. Alba says, "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, 'My God, you're just a little kid.

    Jessica is just jealous because he's prettier than her.

     

    LOL. :D Maybe she realized that the color of that dress wasn't doing her any favors and it made her bitchy.


  11. Keep Them Away From Any Open Flames

     

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    It's Solange Knowles and that other Knowles sister underneath all that wigness. How many Barbie heads had to be scalped in order to dress the heads of these women? Thousands at least! This must stop. The senseless scalping of poor, innocent Barbies must end!

     

    I hope these lovely wig heads stayed away from any open flames or else that joint would've lit up like the look on Tommy Cruise's face when he gets a couple of fingers in his poop shoot.

     

    These two messes came out for the opening of Jay-Z's 40/40 club in Las Vegas last night. I am so sick of Beyonce! Solange really needs to take the spotlight away from her. Solange is a breath of fresh fug and Beyonce is just a bore. She even tried to not be soooo boring by painting one nail dark blue. Didn't work!

     

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    http://www.dlisted.com/

    Solange would look better if she wore a dress that covered the stretch marks on her breasts.


  12. I think JT's ability to be a tool is certainly a strong likelihood. I have it from a very reliable source that on a private flight about 18 months ago, Justin's list of "notes" for the flight included one minor thing..... that he be called "You da man".

     

    Not Mr. Timberlake, but "You da man." The flight crew was not amused, and to my understanding avoided any situation in which his name would have to be used. Stupid egotistical prick. <_<

     

    Having said that about him, damn it, I do like some of his songs. However, I have refused to purchase a CD because that story just makes it impossible for me to do so.


  13. Don't Pose With Demi

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    Hilary Swank made the mistake of posing next to Demi Moore at the Miss Sixty show today in NYC. Beauty and the Beast! Seriously. I don't know what's going on with Demi Moore, but bitch is glowing. She can't act worth shit, but who cares when you look that hot. She made a pact with the devil, I swear.

     

    Below are Maggie GyllenHAG, Hilary and Demi. You know Demi's telling Hilary, "Did you see GyllenHAG's lingerie photos? She's even fuglier than you! IMAGINE THAT!"

     

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    Hillary and Mr. Ed - Separated at Birth?

     

    She is fugly. I do think she is a good actress, but she is no beauty.


  14. Now it makes sense. Last night, Entertainment Tonight (or the Insider) had a little blurb about America's size. They said she's a six or an eight. Now I get it - it was designed to make people think she has slimmed down so the fictional cover won't be such a huge surprise.

    I think she looks great, but unless she is 4'10" there is NO WAY she is a 6 or 8. Let the truth be told about her size, because she is much more attractive than any Tinseltown Lollipop!


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    Miller's cross

    24/08/2007

     

    She's regularly pictured moving from one gorgeous bloke to the next, but Sienna Miller hotly rejects her "sleeparound" image.

     

    Wandering around in floppy, shapeless clothes, the 25-year-old was glum as she walked her dog near her home in Maida Vale in West London.

     

    Having dated lots of actors including Jude Law and Daniel Craig, and been linked to P Diddy, the actress was seen with Rhys Ifans this week.

     

    But Sienna strops: "I always hear things about me and different men. Is my nickname Sleeparound Sienna? I can assure you I'm not. And Rhys is crashing on my couch - we're not sleeping together."

     

    Who rattled her cage?

    Umm... so, he's just crashing on her couch. Okay. And did she take her couch to Ibiza on vacation with the two of them last week?

     

    Oh, and to answer her question.... Yes! Yes your nickname is Sleeparound Sienna - sort of. It's actually more like "That slutty cokewhore" or "Sluttienna" or "Just another whore who blew Harvey for work" basically.

     

    What dumb-dumb also fails to realize is that her "career" started in sex scandal. I mean Jude Law(remember him) cheated on her with a real woman with curves(the nanny). And she returned the favor with a fling with Daniel Craig, and God knows who else....so she will always be linked as a ho, same as Jude Law. She also has a fast career rise...I mean Colin Farrell did as well...and that's not based on talent...well maybe "talent" in another department.

     

    Well said BobbyD!

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