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^Not to beat a dead horse (it's on its way) - That's not really a smart quote in the least bit. Avril is clearly saying stupid shit (like she usually does) in order to get publicity for her new album. I mean, let's be honest - Avril and Britney are on two different levels, while one is a pseudo-punk rock chick that makes lame pop songs, Britney...is yeah. I think the majority of people agree with me. Just because she's bashing Britney doesn't make her the automatic genius, she's a holier-than-thou, self-righteous jackass who needs to cool it with the black nail polish and take her has-been boyfriend back to Canada. Dammit, "Girlfriend" is such an annoyingly catchy song though...

^You know, a movie about porn could be highly enjoyable (Boogie Nights), unfortunately I haven't kept up on Jenna Jameson's career for obvious reasons. I don't think this could be one of those highly enjoyable events, more like a 2-hour cock-tease with some no-name Scarlett Johansson look-alike. I just hope all the actresses in it have to wear fake shirts so that all their boobs look bolted on. Now, THAT would be hot shit.

Sounds like she's making a cameo playing herself based on all this latest information. Seriously, sometimes these people tell way too much about themselves. Josh ~ Get your brain back and make a run for it! What brain? He doesn't really strike me as the smartest of the bunch - more like the rotten pear in a basket full of mangoes. Anyways, he did ditch his fiancee for Fergie, so he knows what's up. Plus, her album is quite an enjoyable listen. Some songs are pretty f-ing terrible, like "London Bridges" after the 6000th time you hear it on the radio, but others that haven't received radio play are nice. I like Fergie, but she was a meth-abusing, plastic surgery-loving, skank with a hot boyfriend -- kind of sounds like Britney circa 2002. Heh. I kid, I kid.

It's kind of obvious they were going for an old-Hollywood type feel (look at the style of the bathing suit, etc) for Ms. ScarJo. She looks best when not globbing on the make-up and acting like she stepped out of a time-portal from the 50s. But she's hot, so I forgive.

When you have an Oscar, a Golden Globe, a SAG and you sing like a Diva - well, by all means go for it. Diva's make the world go round, so why not have a selfish little girl around making unnecessary demands. At least she's not shooting up heroin and getting knocked up my Tom Brady or Kevin Federline - she's just a very..."demanding" person.

I'm in. I don't think we really need a campaign, though. McCartney is as beloved here as he is in England, and everyone knows what a huge loser this idiot is. I just hope that Babloo is right and her leg flies off filled with termites. (Much as I love that whole mental picture, I do not think these artificial legs are made of wood anymore, however.) Dance in HELL, Heather. They aren't made of wood? Dammit! Well, we can all hope a joint comes loose and she goes flying. I'm still hoping for a kind of Showgirls reenactment with Ian Ziering throwing some beads on the floor to trip that bitch up. I'm still not going to watch this show. I just can't bring myself to possibly view something as inane as Dancing with the Stars (no offense to those who do). It's just - well, I'd rather just watch the YouTube clips. Plus, since everyone wants to see an amputee dance, you just KNOW the producers aren't going to get Heather kicked off immediately.

Ugh, I hate this bitch so much I just want to throw some termites on her leg. I especially LOVE how she makes herself out to be the victim in everything when we all know she's conniving money-grubbing whore who got knocked up to swindle more money out of Paul. I need only read headlines to fuel my hatred further: I need 10,000 pounds a day to survive? Grow the fuck up, tramp.

^Oh lord, she's going the Hillary Swank route. That's just what this world needs. As much as I enjoyed Halle in Monster's Ball, her recent film choices are all quite terrible. Not to mention, her recent hopes of reclaiming that Ball glory is (and should) be going unnoticed since she's just playing sad, poor African-American women. Why not go another route? But I doubt she'll ever be nominated for an Oscar in a long time (or ever).

^I think she's slowly becoming my favorite person to read about. Everything she does is pure trash and I love it. I still don't see what the big deal about calling Pittsburgh Shitsburgh was? People hate certain places and people love them. It's a freaking city! What happened when people can say whatever the hell they wanted to? I live in Atlanta but the majority of the time I hate this place. It's too spread out, at times too Southern, too much like a small town than a major city, the subway system sucks, the public transportation is terrible, the "urban areas" are terrifying, the suburbs are worse and Republican. All in all, Atlanta is Shit-lanta. It doesn't change anyone else's opinion. Sorry for that rant. Yay for Sienna. Smokers (I'm trying to quit) unite!

...to the Lord Voldermort of this board, I would really appreciate it if you would let some things die, but of course, what can I expect from a closeted queen like yourself? Ohhh...Once again, we are on the name calling? First an Asshole, now I'm Lord Voldemort and a closeted queen? Well...sorry you feel that way and have to express yourself that way(it shows you clearly have some issues and some growing up to do like the other defender here). I will put you on ignore and I suggest you do the same to me...because Britney's now my number 1 favorite target of snark...replacing Gaggie...so I'm just getting started. I love it when superfans resort to personal attacks to defend a celebrity that could give a rat's ass about my snarking...or their fans. I find it really amusing that you must put me on ignore since you seem to love attacking superfans. Isn't the name of this website FANChitChat? Frankly, you can say what you want about me (indirectly obviously) and since I was a good enough sport about it for the past few weeks, I let the majority of it slide. But when you go around from thread to thread attacking me CONSTANTLY, you're pretty much asking me to call you a self-centered son of a bitch, which you clearly are. So you can kiss my ass and I will say whatever the hell I want to say. It is also really offensive that you think I have issues. Is it because you found one person who doesn't give a rat's ass what the hell you have to say? You're so freaking annoying and self-righteous that I'm surprised people read your posts let alone mine. There are plenty of people who feel the same way I do. You throw your weight around this board like there's no tomorrow. And while the majority of people are bigger people than I am, I'm not. I refuse to agree with you because you try to make this board like high school. People can assume what they want about me, but frankly, you're just a stupid prick who needs to bitch slapped and have a wake-up call. You're certainly not the boss (or queen) of anyone, so why should you act like it? You're just obnoxious. Sorry to those who have to read these messages, but when I'm attacked for two weeks non-stop - I'll have to eventually defend myself. I'm sure the majority of you understand.

Frankly, I don't see what the damn deal is. I've gone on a plane numerous times drunk and the majority of the time I just end up passing out or giggling uncontrollably. Maybe the incompetent flight attendants were jealous? She is pounding that sweet piece of man flesh. Whatever, I like Fergie. On a side note, mf, do you like any celebrity? No offense, but it really seems like you wish death upon everyone that is famous. And to the Lord Voldermort of this board, I would really appreciate it if you would let some things die, but of course, what can I expect from a closeted queen like yourself?

Watch out Israel and Palestine. He might start yelling at you about environmental-friendly bombs and weaponry. I don't know why I just wrote that. I actually like what he's doing for the environment...sometimes, he's just so...can't quite put my finger in it. On it. On it, is what I meant.

from http://www.celebritywit.com: Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can't wait until I never have to see your face again! Heather Mills: You'll never get rid of me! I'm pretty sure this site is fake, it's from the people that brought Overheard in NY - but I love that site (hence the city) so I'll read this.

Has anyone read Dark Alliance? It's basically about how the CIA was involved with the Contras in flooding America with cocaine and crack. It became really famous 10 years ago, but I must have been distracted when this happened (I was in 7th grade) . Besides, in 7th grade I totally had a crush on the hottest girl. We dated for about a week. So bittersweet, because she's married now and I'm gayer than GMD. But I digress... Anyone read it?

The waste of skin apparently inexpliciblily become one of the greatest acctrsses of our time. She has 2 best actress oscars the same as Meryl Streep! Go Figure! Now, there's a lot of hate going against Ms. Swank and for the most part it's deserved. I adored her in Boy's Don't Cry and found her to be competent in Million Dollar Baby. But, to ignore four other more deserving performances to reward a woman who basically uglied herself up to win an award (and started the trend for Best Actress) is egregious. Perhaps it's more the Academy's fault than hers. Her winning acceptance speeches don't help her case for me: "I'm just a little girl from a trailer park." It's similar to the nonsense Reese Witherspoon babbled about: "I'm just a little girl from Tennessee." Is it any wonder I hate both of them?

Damn, he's got some potent sperm. Oh come on! How expensive are condoms? If this is true, this is - I'm just freaking speechless. Let's just hope the women he'll cheat on Gisele with take birth control seriously. I weep for the future when half the women on the planet are impregnated by Tom Brady. It's like a far more horrifying version of Children of Men. I wonder if he'll ditch her for someone else? Ladies, get your chastity belts ready - Brady is ON THE LOOSE. This comment sealed the deal for me at the absolute ludicrous nature of his whole situation: I hope both Bundchen and Moynahan are having girls -- because 18 years from now, that's going to be the best season of "The Simple Life" ever.

Damn, he's got some potent sperm. Oh come on! How expensive are condoms? If this is true, this is - I'm just freaking speechless.

Whoa! This kind of came out of nowhere. I hope she's okay. Serious illnesses as a child? It's all pretty sad - I hope she bounces back okay. Maybe she's having her tonsils or appendix removed and the media is hyping it up out of proportion? I don't think a serious illness usually comes out of nowhere...but I'm not a doctor (as is evident).

Oh God DAMMIT!

Awww...geez. I totally agree... If you are an actor or actress then you can distinguish between unnecessary nudity(like a mindless horror flick) and necessary nudity(see Daniel Radcliffe in Equus). The big concern is who's offering her 3million to be nude? They're offering her $3 million to be in the movie. Her co-star will be nude. Again, power to her - and there are ways to go about nudity in film, but sometimes, it makes the film that much more effective (at least to my horndog mind).

I heard this on the radio. She apparently refuses to do a film where nudity is required from anyone because she considers herself a role model for all aspiring young women actresses or something. Power to her. I don't know how long she can survive with that kind of thinking - I mean, I love me some J-Hud and all, but shouldn't she protest violence over sexuality? Or is that just me?

^God I love her. It's like she's the most oblivious skank in the world and will say anything to get her name in the tabloids. I still think her "real-life" sex scene with Hayden C. is quite possibly the best piece of journalism to ever hit America, especially the gem that maybe "she's just a really good actress." I'm going to rank her up there with Beyonce with mindless celebrities that keep me entertained for all the wrong reasons. I hope she releases an album soon, you know it's coming.

I need to read more, especially since I feel dumber every passing day I don't. Stupid college. I'm currently reading American Psycho. It's a pretty good read, but it seems to be lacking some kind of "wow" factor I usually get whenever I read a great book that I can't put down. I enjoyed the movie (and who didn't, with that hot piece Christian Bale) - but something's slightly off about this book. There's only so much drug addiction, alcoholism, misogyny, misanthropism a person can take. I also read Life of Pi recently. One of the best books I have ever read. Something about it really struck with me, and even though the conclusion kind of hammers it in, it's hard not to fall in love with something as interesting as that book. Next up: rereading The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay or Angela's Ashes. Whichever one I feel like picking up. I do want to read The Virgin Queen based on Cracker's opinion. Anyone have any suggestions on Phillipa Gregory novels (I loved The Other Boleyn Girl btw)?

Has anyone seen Arrested Development? You know that one part where Maeby is trying to find something horrifying to show her movie audience, and she decides to use her grandmother's post-plastic surgery face - well this is as close to that as I've ever seen. Her boobs looks as bolted on as ever. Hallelujah!

Is anyone kind of interested in seeing if her fake leg falls off halfway through a dance? I would kill a puppy to see that shit. But I'm so not watching this show. It's stupid to begin with. Go take a ballroom dancing or salsa dancing class America! It's way more fun than watching a bunch of D-List celebrities struggle to dance.