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Yeesh. Paid off much?

She seems pretty genuine to me - and after playing the HBIC with a major case of diva-itis and seeing how that played out...well, I don't think she'll be turning into Beyonce anytime soon.

^I guess she wasn't Irreplaceable. You best move "ta da leff, ta da leff", J-Hud. I cannot wait for her album - her voice really is once in a generation.

I prefer talentless skank. Go blab some more about your husband's personal life you dumb bitch. I can't wait to see you in your next white trash role where you get punched in the face and win your third Oscar.

^But we'll let her get raped on camera!

That's kind of sweet when you think about it. They do seem genuine and these hard times I need to see a celebrity couple that doesn't get married or feel the need to pop out babies to ensure their marriage's legitimacy.

Is he retarded or is Charlton just making shit up like she usually does? I think I was the only one that didn't find his little Prince joke funny at the Golden Globes, it came off as smug and very disrespectful. He's an ass anyway, but I'd still hit that if it swung my way.

I think we're missing one crucial fact when talking about Beyonce: SHE RHYMES "MINUTE" WITH "MINUTE". The bitch is a freaking genius for that alone. Not to mention such wise and profound lyrics like "ta da leff, ta da leff". I was watching some of her music videos last night and they're truly some of the greatest works of art since Showgirls. I have never seen so much unnecessary gyration and nonsensical dancing/plotlines in a music video in my life. My favorites: Ring The Alarm, in which she channels Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, seriously. Also, Deja Vu is freaking hilarious because she does some tribal dance in front of a plantation house and you really have to wonder what's going on in the minds of the producers, agents, managers, choreographers, and directors to have that much idiotic motifs in a music video. I love me some Beyonce, I hope she never goes away. She's like a new-age Mariah Carey.

I'll give the little skank some credit: they are catchy. Plus, she probably just gave him material for his next 4 albums seeing as how he's still singing about Britney.

He is SO hot. I still can't believe Alanis got with this. Ugh. That bitch needs to go look up the meaning of the word "ironic". You know, I still don't know what that means and still can't seem to find an example of it.

Is he resting his foot on that girl's leg? Ugh, get over yourself Jamie Foxx. I hope he looks at this site just so he can see that his subheading is: "Yeah, that sounds pretty gay." He's so self-indulgent and smarmy - he's quickly becoming more despised than Eddie Murphy, except he has an Oscar and plays with his trannies in the privacy of his own home. I hate him. I kind of liked him when I saw him in Ray but then as soon as his Oscar campaign started (and to date hasn't ended), I grew to slowly despise him, much like Hilary Swank. Not to mention his and Diddy's comments that the latter should have been the next James Bond. Hey, guess what geniuses: DIDDY ISN'T BRITISH. Not to mention walking around in a dog fur coat while drinking overpriced and tacky champagne while throwing a party for your quarter birthday makes you look more like a horse's ass than anyone suave and handsome. Frankly, no one can really pull off Daniel Craig walking around in that skimpy speedo when he got out of the ocean. I think my shift my allegiance from Jake Gyllenhaal to him - but we all know that's no happening.

You know I always though Cinderella was an ungrateful tramp who just whored her way to the top - but Scarlett makes her look so gorgeous. God, I love this woman. I would switch teams for her. You heard me.

30 Seconds to Mars is pretty fucking terrible though. Not to mention, Leto has started to dress like every other MTV fixated artist. Elijah's no prized-catch either. My solution: let them fight it out, a good old fashioned cock fight...but knowing them, it might turn into another cock fight.

I have a heterosexual crush on Jennifer Hudson. I'd hit that...hard. What in the hell did I just type?

Damn this woman's fine taste in men. When's Steve Coogan going to tap this?

He looks smelly. Unfortunately, I would probably still have sex with him. He probably has a great stash.

I her.

Aren't they adding his "daughter" in the film to be played by Natalie Portman? Oh, I just can't wait for this film. It just sounds so - bad. Seriously, there's no reason why this should continue. Indiana Jones found the Holy Grail and resolved things with his father, do we really need to see his kid flaunting her goodies around for the neo-Nazis in communist Russia? It's going to turn into some kind of James Bond spy-type bullshit and it's going to suck major ass. We all know it.

She just wants Daddy's love! Is that so hard to understand?!!?

That is one of the dumbest comments I have ever heard. If anything, middle-aged American women are adopting Oprah's views and not the other way around. She was in Atlanta for a weekend or so a year ago, and a radio station had snuck a microphone into the dinner where she was attending. Interestingly, a young African-American college student woman thanked her for her dedication to reading. And so began, a very long, long conversation that Oprah had about African-American literature. The thing about 50 Cent, I feel, is that he just perpetuates a negative African-American stereotype. You know what? I don't want to go to The Candy Shop. I want to read Their Eyes Were Watching God or The Color Purple or listen to Billie Holiday or John Legend or anything else! Frankly, Oprah chooses not to have you on her show because you're a misogynistic jackass who's obsessed with jewellry and exploiting young women to appear in your videos. Not to say all rap is bad, but ever since P. Diddy/Diddy/Puff Daddy/Puff'n'Stuff commercialized the music to such an extent, it seems to have lost all its credibility. I put it in the same league as all that trash that's on MTV now. I like Kanye West (I know he's freaking insane), but he raps about real things: dropping out of college, pursuing your dreams, etc. INTERESTING NOTE: I'm channel surfing, and EVERY CHANNEL below 15 is currently showing Oprah. Very, very weird. Seriously, every channel is The Oprah Winfrey Show. Weird. :ph34r:

In the words of MK from DListed: She'll drown her sorrows in a bowl of carrots.

Wow...I just realized that. She could end his career...at least to all the claymates who actually believe he's straight. Are they headless?

Can someone say Glitter?

Yeah, definitely ripped them off. Her music sucks so badly...yet, she's being successful. Young people..y'all don't vote, but will listen to this crap. Hey... I vote and I love Fergalicious and Supersonic. Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco... What's not to love?

I just have a couple of things to point out with this one: 1. She's giving an interview to EXTRA. I mean, honestly, even a two-bit whore like her should know that Dateline or 20/20 is the way to go. 2. She's breaking her silence? What? Has the rest of the world been deaf, blind, and dumb the past two months or hasn't the whole world heard this crazy tramp screaming like a banshee about all this fake mumbo-jumbo that she keeps spewing out. I was willing to give her a little sympathy (while still being Team Paul), simply because she has one leg. But that whole bed-pan escapade of hers and wanting to use it with him in the bed is just so gross and nasty that I lost that. She seems to want to milk her one leg for all it's worth.