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I remember watching Firewall and laughing my damned ass off in the movie theater. It's something about watching a 60 year old man trying to fight people like he did in his hey-day that's really sad, but so weirdly funny, you just can't look away. First of all, it's a terrible, terrible movie, secondly, they kicked his ass around like he really was an old man. He seemed out of breath and out of shape for most of it. Especially since Harrison has to eat for two...cause Calista isn't doing it.

^For serious on that shoe. I don't see how I could turn it down, even with my garbage bag suit covered in used tampons. Paris Hilton: Eat your heart out. Could you imagine walking into a club with that on? It's so fierce, Nomi Malone couldn't turn it down.

I agree - the dress is awful - nothing good about it - way too many lumps up top - and not good ones! Seriously, why would a stylist think this was a good look? Wouldn't you want your celeb looking their best? Sometimes, that's what I think. But if it's a certain designer I know I would wear it on the off chance that they like you and want you to keep wearing their clothes. If some hot designer gave me a garbage bag covered in used tampons, I know I would wear it. Although, she does look absolutely gorgeous in this picture. She certainly has that classic old-Hollywood look about her that is really missing today.

Being the heartless she-devil bitch that she is, she'll probably send that poor dog to the pound and blame it on its crystal meth use. Yawn. Paparazzi pictures are really losing their flavor. I miss the times of seeing a celebrity trainwreck in progress, like Tara Reid being photographed without her make-up, it's like looking at Bea Arthur in the shower.

I don't know if this image will show up, but I found it to be pretty funny. From The Sun (about their upcoming lawsuit):

What I find most shocking is that he has $12 million. Or owes that much. Although, I find it kind of sad that when I saw this thread, I immediately thought: "What woman is he beating now?" He's reprehensible human being, and I really don't like any of his movies whatsoever. We all know the saving grace of White Men Can't Jump was Rosie Perez and the best part of To Wong Foo was...well, nothing. That movie is the biggest trainwreck I have ever seen. I can't wait until he hits rock bottom and ends up on the Surreal Life or has a Newlywed show with Omarossa.

Now, I don't mean to be insensetive to people who do use bed pans, but come on Lady Ho: You still have one leg. You can't take a crutch to the damn restroom? This is not the time of Charlemagne where you can just let yourself flow in the bedroom. If that's the best she's got, then she really is a heinous bitch, and a disgusting one at that. I don't see how she can do well in this court battle. I really hope, for the sake of my sanity, she doesn't get custody of the child or any money. Maybe if we all forget she exists, she'll disappear forever? It hasn't worked with Paris Hilton yet, but we can hope.

I never really jumped on the everyone-loves-Leo bandwagon after Titanic came out. However, after I saw The Departed, I'm so on it now. He had this animal sexuality in that movie that was just too much to deal with. Whooie. He did really well and I kind of want him to get an Oscar nomination from the movie. He's straight isn't he?

No. At least I hope not. It was just a joke about how she looks like a decaying corpse.

This is the most beautiful model to ever grace a runway in the history of the world. Nicole Richie take notice: This is your goal weight. It apparently only took 3 weeks of decomposing (following her death) to attain her goal! --> just in case someone thinks I was being serious.

Well, Britney is a trend setter! I'd like to meet one celebrity that actually was somewhat truthful...but that's like trying to find sense and deeper meaning in a Paul Haggis film. I liked Kate Hudson in Almost Famous, and that was about it. Owen Wilson is very hit and miss with me and lately he's been a complete miss (and mess). But, honestly, who didn't see this coming from when you found out they were going to be acting together?

I can't handle this..."realism." I kind of wish these rumors weren't true, but where there's smoke there's a fire, don't you think? If I ever make a movie I'm casting her in it, and she doesn't even have to sleep with me. Of course, that's not going to be an option.

#$@%! acting...let her make more of these! Instead of Woody Allen movies no one ever sees! Well, I think she can act. I LOVED HER in Lost In Translation and Ghost World. Plus, I think she did a fabulous job in Match Point although it wasn't her best work. She should have been Oscar nominated by now. Face it people: Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson is as good as it's going to get. This is my generation's Bette Davis/Joan Crawford (even though they probably like her). Can't expect much from The Duff Twins or Katie Holmes or anyone that comes out of a soap opera or the Disney Channel. I think we don't value talent anymore...just looks. Hence, Jessica Alba's inexplicable success.

I don't bother with this particular thread because I don't want an STD from Sienna Miller. However, my curiosity finally got the better of me and I noticed this picture at the top of the page. I cannot stop laughing at the way she looks in this photograph. I think Ms. Miller needs a Brazillian bikini wax to tame the Don King rampant wild hair busting out from between her legs. Yikes. And you wonder why I would rather have sex with Jude Law than Sienna Miller.

You and me both Bobby! I didn't even know it could do that! These are absolutely gorgeous...love her.

PLUS SIZE MODEL USED IN THE JEAN PAUL GAULTIER SHOW (bitch, looks FIERCE):

This is quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever read on this board. Five bucks says that this video/DVD will be sold in every gay pornographic store in the country. He might actually be a success then!

I was watching CNN this morning, and I saw this long commercial promoting Kazakhstan. I'm pretty sure the majority of people know Cohen is joking, but I guess you never know. In my opinion, most Kazakhs are anti-semitic people who sleep with animals and their sisters.

Oh my sweet crap. I cannot wait for this movie, it's like a gay man's fantasy: costumes, gay people, bitchy women; and Eric Bana in tights! I'm going to buy the book very soon so I know what to expect. Eric Bana in tights: The actor playing George Boleyn:

This is any film lover's wet dream, to have Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson in a movie together. Greatest. Film. Ever. And it hasn't even come out yet. Plus, it's got Eric Bana, I have a feeling I won't be able to control myself in the movie theater: I'm talking full blown throwing my panties at the screen.

I like Janet Jackson and think she's the most talented of the bunch (well besides Michael in the 70s and 80s). Personally, I think the fact that people still talk about SuperBowl incident just reeks of a "Get Over It Already" stink. Why would she come on Oprah to talk about it? To make amends with some of the idiots who worship Oprah and still feel the reason to overreact to an exposed breast. It was a boob, people. Get over it, seriously, why get all worked up for something that's a part of the human anatomy to begin with?

You know, for all those anorexic Hollywood stars out there, when Ms. Johansson (all that is holy) is named the sexiest woman alive MAINLY because of her curves and lips, you figured they would get the hint. I guess I might be smarter than most of the people in Hollywood.

These are the douche bag frat boys that are so deep in the closet they're practically out. I'm glad Jake wasn't in this picture, because my opinion of him would lower (but only slightly). I just don't like Lance (at all) and Matthew just annoys me most of the time. It's like he plays the same character in all his movies, and not one of them is charming, so I miss the point of most of his "romantic comedies". They aren't romantic and they aren't funny. So it's just a tedious and vapid waste of time. HOWEVER: Bitch looks hot. I'd hit it.

Does anyone know why Perez is suddenly so after Beyonce and her supposed "copying ways". Every pop star copies each other, it's hard for me to think of someone lately who hasn't been "inspired" by someone older. Good thing she's getting good reviews as opposed to Paris Hilton. I'm not going to buy her album simply because that gear shift dancing she did was a bit too gay for even me.

The Black Dahlia looks so good. I like Brian de Palma, he gave us Scarface and Carrie, two of my favorites! Plus, any movie that makes Hilary Swank look remotely bang-able is worth the $9 ticket price. That make-up artist deserves an Oscar NOW!