TubaGirl

I wasn't sure where to put this:

A freind owed me $20 so I made him donate it to you just now.

I'll be amazed if she actually makes taht movie.

Caring For Your Pet Lohan

Is speed big in the fashion industry? Why would anyone hire her? All I can think of is that she puts out when she gets together with fashion people to smoke crystal meth.

Every time I read this, I literally lol

I she trying to shit out a thetan in this picture?

Lindsay Lohan -- "Blindsided" By Jail Sentence Lindsay Lohan got sentenced to jail yesterday, you're not alone -- sources close to LiLo tell us no one was more shocked than she was. Lindsay was sentenced to 120 days in jail yesterday by Judge Stephanie Sautner she was bailed out of Lynwood Correctional Facility after spending five hours inside. Sources close to Lindsay tell us she was under the impression she'd be going home after the hearing ... and was "blindsided" when she got sentenced. We're told Lindsay described the situation as "ridiculous" and "f**ked up." According to our sources, Lindsay spent her Saturday with her sister, Ali, and her brother, Michael Jr. We're told Lindsay is glad she's not behind bars (for the moment) and is looking forward to appealing. So is she going to go to jail or not? I swear if she gets out of this I'll lose my f'ing mind.

She'd probably do the movie for a quart of vodka and a carton of smokes.

And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get busy.

Call me suspicious but I think it's strange that the place next to her ex-girlfriend/drug dealer/whatever is available for rent the day she getd out of rehab.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

That's the one. One of SNL's funniest skits ever!

So I go to the Apple store becuase I wanted to get an iPod Touch. It's Black Friday and I feel all happy because I'm buying myself a new toy I know I'll have a lot of fun with so I get the 64GB one. I'm totally blissed out when I get home and plug it in to update it or sync it or whatever. It's upgrading the OS when halfway thru it fails. What the fuck??! You talk about orgasm denied... So I try again and it fails again. The hell is with this faggot crap??!(*) The fucking thing is supposed to be tard proof! I unplug it and plug it in again, reboot, make sure that I have the latest version of iTunes, etc. Nothing works. I WANT MY CD'S ON THIS FUCKING THING SO I CAN WALK AROUND OUTSIDE OBLIVIOS TO EVERYTHING LIKE A HIPSTER ASSHOLE!!! And then I realize that I can hide it in the break room at work while it records so I can catch that stuck-up cunt intern thalking shit about me. MOTHERFUCKER GODAMMIT PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE!!!!! The hubby hears me swearing that I'm going to rip out Steve Jobs' new liver and eat it and says "Let me see it. I had the same problem with my phone once." I'm sure he's just saying that because he knows he's not getting laid until I'm dancing around like an epileptic idiot. "It's ok sweetie. It updated it just said it failed. That happened to my iPhone that one time." Hubs is ordered to be in the shower at 7 so I can molest him and then he can take me out to dinner. I start ripping cds beginning with Material Issue and other ones form the early 90's. And everything is right with the world again. "Valerie's dancing, in the room above my bed you know..." Damn it felt good venting that! (*) bonus points for whoever gets the reference

Did she get a new PR person when she was married to Billy Bob Thornton? That's about when she went from being the weird chick that collected blood or whatever and became the last hope for humanity.

Having Martin Sheen as your dad dosen't hurt either.

Maybe it's just me but these 2 seem like a whole lot of fun!

An apartment in my building caught fire yesterday. Our place is fine but smoke got in to it. There's soot or something on everything that needs to be cleaned off. I found a company that cleans electronics but what's the best way to clean off a book? Wiping stuff with alcohol works really well but will it hurt the covers?

LiLo on heroin By Jennifer Wiley, 26/09/2010 CROUCHING in a dark corner, Lindsay Lohan is poised to inject herself with what appears to be a syringe of heroin. Our shocking picture shows the troubled Mean Girls star wrapping a tourniquet around her lower arm - the method addicts use to raise a vein. Her right hand hovers the needle over the skin of her left arm. In other exclusive images, apparently taken at a sleazy Hollywood bash, she snuggles up to party pal Paris Hilton before sharing a passionate kiss with her fellow wildchild. Our horrifying revelations will compound fears about the extent of LiLo's breakdown - as she was returned to jail this week for a third time. Lohan, 24, was released yesterday following her 15 hours behind bars after posting £190,000 bail. This was a result of her failing a court-ordered drugs test for cocaine, which was in breach of her probation stemming from a 2007 conviction for drink-driving and cocaine possession. This is the first time there has been evidence that Lohan may have been dabbling in harder drugs like heroin, which is commonly injected. Our source said: "These images of her with the syringe are terrifying." In the startling new photos, the Hollywood hellraiser appears to play with the tip of the drugs needle - and then plays with heiress chum Paris. The pair paw at each other before Paris straddles Lindsay and strokes her face. Lohan, revealing a bra strap and cleavage, then wraps her arms around the neck of Paris, now 29. Speaking about the pictures, believed to have been taken in 2007, our source said: "What no one knows for certain is just how often Lindsay does drugs - or exactly which drugs she does. "Lindsay has made no secret of her drug addiction. People are used to seeing her off her head." Previously, the News of the World revealed shocking snaps of Lohan posing with US TV host Vanessa Minnillo - as she jokingly held a knife to her neck while LiLo bit the tip of another blade. Lindsay recently Tweeted: "Substance abuse is a disease which doesn't go away overnight. I'm working hard to overcome it. I did fail my recent drug test. I'm prepared to face the consequences." Her next court appearance is on October 22. A friend said: "Lindsay needs help desperately. She has needed help for years."

That's where I got the idea!

A friend of my husband is going to get Lasik. He has a bunch of questions and since I plan on quitting my job soon and being a leech on hubby I told him I'd try to get some answers. And by that I mean I'd post a message here. 1) Does it ever wear off? 2) Dosen't it make you see halos around street lights at night and stuff like that? 3) Does it make you have bad close up vision? 4) If you get it done once, can you get it done again if you need it? 5) Hasn't it been known to spontaneously unheal? 6) Is there anything better coming up in the near future? 7) Can it make your vision better than 20/20? (I've heard that Tiger Woods had it done so that he had 20/10 vision.) 8) Can you get a pilot's license if you have it done? 9) Do they knock you out when you get it done?

Good Heavens NO!!!

Thanks everyone! You're all so sweet!

I thought they were handcuffed together when I first saw that photo.