TubaGirl

Is that the girl from Family Affair?

I ghuess he never heard of the DMA’s Mail Preference Service

this one?

I'm guessing that she got sunburnt and is peeling. Or her skin is having an allergic reaction from all of the cum her back got splattered with after her latest doggie style gangbang video. It's a toss up really.

I blame the pointy man boots.... Totally!

I sshe in Antartica or something?

They are probably worried about how stupid she will sound. Or that she'll be too coked up to be coherent.

It keeps people from noticing just how stupid they are.

Why does every article about him point out this "wall of sound" bullshit? It's not like he split the atom or something.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ..... What's next? His thoughts on how Stalin just got carried away when he caused 20-60 million people to starve to death? Joe just wanted to help them get in shape?

At least it's her middle name. Noone really cares abuot them. She just never has to use it.

So they'll be doing coke together like HoHan and W.O.?

from Dlisted: Pink was overheard telling her friends that her marriage to Carey Hart may be over. UsWeekly reports that Pink told her girlfriends, "I'M SICK OF THE DICK. BRING ON THE CLIT!" No....she said, “We’re just not getting along anymore. We each need our space. We need our distance. It’s not like it was when we first started." A friend of Carey's confirms this by saying the couple are getting divorced. This source said, "Carey is tired of her always accusing him of cheating, and he’s fed up with the constant arguing. He says he cannot deal with her anymore. It’s his decision to put an end to this. They are 100 percent getting a divorce.” Pink's spokeswhore said it ain't true. I never trusted Pink's relationship to Carey. She has clit-sucking lips and you can't tell me otherwise. That tongue was made to lift, separate and tickle. I shouldn't be saying this though. Pink scares me. I just know she's a member of one of those scary, lesbian gangs Bill O'Reilly was talking about.

Her chin reminds me of Jay Leno.

It thought it sounded like "illiterate fatty". Doesn't he have a morphine pump implanted in his body somewhere? I'm surprised he didn't drop his pants and rub one out on live tv.

or just really stupid

He should have asked her to spend 30 minutes in a bathtub full of ice first.

Owen Wilson Tried To Off Himself?! I didn't see this one coming. The National Enquirer reports that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself today! Sources say that Owen slit his wrists and took a bunch of pills. He was rushed to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica by ambulance. He was found by a family member around noon. When he was brought to the hospital, Owen was said to be in critical condition. His lawyer arrived at the hospital almost immediately. His wrists were bandaged and he's said to be in stable condition. TMZ reports that Owen was rushed to the hospital, but they don't say anything about suicide or drugs or anything. Owen Wilson?! Maybe Kate Hudson dumped him or something. I always thought he was this happy-go-lucky surfer type that was all about love and flowers. Weird! Whatever it is Owen, it's not worth it! Especially Kate! Everything will be alright or something.

Since he was in a "serious incident" maybe cops were involved.

She's 33. She's just aged horribly.

This kid's freaking me out. He should hook up with Amy Whinehouse. They could give me nightmares. :ph34r:

Microchips mulled for HIV carriers in Indonesia's Papua Lawmakers in Indonesia's Papua are mulling the selective use of chip implants in HIV carriers to monitor their behaviour in a bid to keep them from infecting others, a doctor said Tuesday. John Manangsang, a doctor who is helping to prepare a new healthcare regulation bill for Papua's provincial parliament, said that unusual measures were needed to combat the virus. "We in the government in Papua have to think hard on ways to provide protection to people from the spread of the disease," Manangsang told AFP. "Some of the infected people experience a change of behaviour and can turn more aggressive and would not think twice of infecting others," he alleged, saying lawmakers were considering various sanctions for these people. "Among one of the means being considered is the monitoring of those infected people who can pose a danger to others," Manangsang said. "The use of chip implants is one of the ways to do so, but only for those few who turn aggressive and clearly continue to disregard what they know about the disease and spread the virus to others," he said. A decision was still a long way off, he added. The head of the Papua chapter of the National AIDS Commission, Constant Karma, reportedly slammed the proposal as a violation of human rights. "People with HIV/AIDS are not like sharks under observation so that they have to be implanted with microchips to monitor their movements," he told the Jakarta Post on Tuesday. "Any form of identification of people with HIV/AIDS violates human rights." According to data from Papua's health office cited by the Post, the province has just over 3,000 people living with HIV/AIDS. Some 356 deaths have been reported. Papua has a population of about 2.5 million.