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It's over Jude. Your career and your hair are both gone.

Has anyone heard that Collin is the daddy of Minnie Driver's baby?

LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84. Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him. "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying. "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky. "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said. Keith is one sick fuck. I have to wonder if he and his dad got along

From D Listed Some dumb ho called into Ryan Gaycrest's radio show this morning to apologize to Heather Mills for everything bad thing they have said about her one-legged, gold digging ass. The caller also said that anyone that's every said anything bad about her should apologize as well. Heather turned on the tears and said, "I could have gone down that path of lowering myself to everyone else's level ... and proven my innocence. All I did was fall in love with somebody -- madly -- and give up my life for seven years, you know.... and then to be vilified for it? I'm actually quite shocked." "If I was a gold digger, I would be a very wealthy woman now ... and I'm not." Please, why should I apologize to her ass? Heather has said she doesn't want to be treated differently just because she's disabled. A two-legged bitch is the same as a one-legged bitch! She's going to be wealthy very soon. She should still win DWTS though. Even though she's a Grade A C*NT she can still dance. Visit TMZ to listen to this ho's act!

Exactly! I saw the interview she gave to Extra/ET whatever where she stated "I never follow the media, my lawyer calls me and tells me if we should sue,sue,sue for slander and then I win and get the money".

He was already starting to lose his looks.. now he appears to be losing his marbles!

From ONTD Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp has vowed to give up acting until his sick daughter has made a full recovery. Depp, 43, had been working on a new movie version of Sweeney Todd before seven-year-old Lily-Rose became ill. She was admitted to a London hospital two weeks ago but was released on 9 March and is being looked after by Depp and his wife Vanessa Paradis. Staff at Pinewood Studios in Buckinghamshire, have been told that they will be laid off unless the actor returns by the weekend. A film source told The Sun: 'He does not want to come back until Lily-Rose gets the all clear. The plan is to re-employ everybody when she is better.' SOURCE

From ONTD Sienna Miller and Jamie Burke just came into DareDevil in NYC to get tattooed together. Jamie got his inner upper arm tattooed with "Aleaiacta est" (latin for "The Die is Cast") and Sienna Miller got a traditional sparrow tattooed on her wrist. Jamie held her hand the entire time. Ooohhh Is love in the air? Stay Tuned! http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/ Pitiful.

Even though he supposedly had the gun registered legally, that many guns sounds to me like John might be on the Night Train to Crazyville. I mean, didn't OJ collect knives?

I have to respect his right to keep a personal gun collection in the privacy of his own home-BUT not concelaed in secret compartments in a car. "Popper indicated to troopers that he had installed these items in his vehicle because (in the event of a natural disaster) he didn't want to be left behind," the Patrol said in a news release. He also told officers he collected weapons, the Patrol said. Is it certain there is only weed in the car? what is the big guy on these days?

Kate must take drug test before visiting US Last updated at 12:29pm on 16th February 2007 Kate Moss: The model was told she had to undergo a drugs test to be granted a working visa to enter the United States Email newsletter American authorities have asked Kate Moss to take a drugs test if she wants to go to the US, because of her well-publicised cocaine scandal. The supermodel who is rumoured to be engaged to junkie rocker Pete Doherty, went to the American Embassy in Grosvenor Square two weeks ago to enquire about getting a work visa for the States. But she was told in no uncertain terms that, because of her connection to the class A drug, immigration officials would deny her application without a prior drugs test to prove she's clean. Kate had to face police questioning after a picture was published last year showing her snorting what was alleged to be cocaine in a recording studio. Despite being labelled "Cocaine Kate" by the tabloids, no charges were brought against her. However, some of the mud has clearly stuck, as we're told: "Kate came into the Embassy to apply for a working visa. "The person put in charge of her case had to tell her point blank that the application couldn't be processed without a drugs test. "It's common practice for American officials to deny people with criminal records or a history of drugs entry to the States, but Kate has never been charged so she looked a little stunned. "The Embassy employee explained that her case is different because of her notoriety and her cocaine problem was so high profile. "Kate accepted this, saying 'OK, I understand' and left the Embassy looking rather dejected, but promised to come back next week." We're told Kate has a number of offers of modelling jobs in the States and she was spotted checking out apartments in New York last year. But those plans may have to be put on hold until she takes the drugs test. She's not the first celeb to fall foul of the extremely tight American immigration system. DJ Johnny Vaughan was blocked after he served 25 months in jail for being "concerned with the supply" of cocaine in 1989. Liam Gallagher had to undergo blood tests to prove he did not take drugs before he got his visa. And he had only been cautioned for possessing cocaine. Imagine what they'd do with Kate's boyfriend Pete Doherty. Convictions for using or supplying class A drugs are treated very seriously. But an Embassy insider said: "Once Kate provides a urine sample and it comes back clear then the American embassy will treat her like every other person applying for a visa. "Immigration officials haven't put a life ban on her or anything." Kate might be down in the dumps over her troubles with America's strict immigration system - but one person who will be happy is boyfriend Pete Doherty. The 27-year-old will be heartened to see that his better half has started wearing a ring on her wedding finger again. The rumour mill has been working 24/7 regarding the pair's love life - alternately saying they are married or that they have split up for good. It's safe to say that only Pete and Kate know the state of their relationship ... but at least Kate is showing that she's someone's "old lady".

Here is the bit form Holy Moly It's (Not) Miller Time You know you've made it when Holy Moly assigns you a new nickname, so Grubby Tits, aka Sienna Miller, should be chuffed to bits. However, with every sliver lining comes a cloud. It can't be that impressive when your current shag tries to force all the paps in New York to delete their snaps of you and your beau out on the town. P Diddy? Yes, he did. To add insult to injury, Grubby Tits is a girl so hungry for the vacuous thrill of the limelight that when she modelled she said to designer Matthew Williamson, in earshot of all the other models backstage at a fashion show, "Just tell me what I have to do to get famous. I'll even go out with a footballer."

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 Hoppin’ with the Stars Mega-witch, Heather Mills McCartney, is reportedly set to join the fourth season of Dancing with the Stars in the US. The entire cast is set to be revealed on February 21st on Good Morning America. Billy Ray Cyrus, Joey Fatone, Danica McKellar, Ian Ziering and Laila Ali are all rumored to be joining the cast. Heather said she would not comment on that. This is an interesting casting choice since Heather only has one leg. Heather has proven that she can do almost anything with her prosthetic leg including beating down hos with it. Heather is currently in a hideous divorce with Paul McCartney. Listen, I’m all for peg-legs on the dancefloor but this woman is the spawn of Satan! She’s a crazy bitch! However, that’s going to make for hot TV when she gets voted out and completely loses it. I can’t wait to see that stiff Samantha Harris get beaten down with a plastic leg. http://dlisted.com/page/2/ MK is the hotness!

She will never learn... Heather Mills has had quite enough, thank you, of the paparazzi stalking her every move -- and she finally hit her cracking point yesterday. Paul McCartney's estranged wife went crazy on a photographer in London yesterday by screaming and yelling -- even going so far as to kick the cameraman -- all while videotaping the incident herself! It's not clear what set the former model off balance, but her freakout might land her in yet another lawsuit. Rumors have it that she and Paul are close to a $50 million settlement in their nasty split. http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/14/heather-mill...nuts-on-photog/

This is from todays News of the World out of Brittian. EXCLUSIVE By James Desborough PAUL McCartney and Heather Mills are set to battle it out for public support—on rival US TV shows. Sir Paul has been asked to appear as a guest judge on pop reality show American Idol. While, incredibly, Heather hopes to take part in Dancing With The Stars, the US version of Strictly Come Dancing. The couple—locked in a £200million divorce battle—both holidayed last week. Sir Paul, 64, is pictured here in Jamaica with daughter Beatrice, three. Heather spent her 39th birthday in a tatty Slovenian ski resort. Macca is yet to decide if he'll go on US Idol, possibly in April. It's believed he could be paid as much as £200,000 for 90 minutes' work. But a pal said: "It would put him back on the box in the US." And Heather believes she can survive the rigours of a dance contest, despite being an amputee.