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Shelby Lynne is a country singer, isn't she? I thought she was openly gay.

Yeah, I thought she was openly gay too.

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"The blind item about a celebrity coming out on the cover of People Magazine on Wednesday has apparently been solved. Put your magnifying glass down, Detective La Toya.

 

Gawker, Queerty and TMZ are all pointing their fingers at country singer Chely Wright. Or as 99% of the population know her as, WHO???!!!? Seriously, they could've at least given us Kenny Chesney!

 

Chely's publicist is Howard Bragman and she has a book, Like Me: Confessions of a Heartland Country Singer, and an album, Lifted Off the Ground, coming out on Thursday, so it all makes sense that she will be the one declaring her love for vagina on the cover of People this week. And nothing gets you noticed like a bunch of conservative country fans asking Walmart to ban your CD because you've got "tha lesbiansessual sicks." Although, I don't even know if they're going to care.

 

I wonder what the headline will be for Chely's People Magazine cover. I hope it's one of these four:

 

1. Chely Wright (Google her, you dumb fuck!) is a lesbian!

2. Chely Wright (Yeah, we don't know either) is a lesbian!

3. Chely Write says: "I'm Gay!" Mariah Carey's response is: "I don't know her"

4. Harpo, who dis woman?

 

Anyways, congratulations to Chely for sharing her gayelleness with the world, even thought it is a publicity stunt.

 

If you have a big announcement to make and have more than 50 Twitter followers, hit up People magazine because they will probably give you the cover."

 

From Dlisted

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