It’s really just a stupid story, but I feel a need to jazz it up because I can’t believe the myriad stupid ways in which I hurt myself.
Like, most people tear their rotator cuff zip lining in Mexico, or bungee jumping, or at least playing rugby. I had a bottle of hand sanitizer in the pocket that’s on the back of my passenger seat in my car. I took my kids to McDonalds for whatever was the super necessary happy meal toy at that time. I was driving through, from the pay window to the pickup window and I reached behind me with my right hand to get some hand sanitizer because... money hands and eating... and my arm popped, got stuck in position reaching to the back of the passenger seat and I had to collect my food, limp into the parking spot, put the car in park and turn it off all with just my left hand. then I had to climb onto my knees in my seat and get my arm up and over the seatback. There is zero chance my kids didn’t immediately tell that story to my husband.
In the last 6 months I’ve given myself a concussion while changing the bedsheets, and just about a month ago I fell down the one step in my garage and got a grade 1 (I think it was 1, the worst one) sprain of both ankles. I had to sleep on the couch for three days because I couldn’t get up and down the steps. I still can’t easily go down steps yet. I am like a magnet for stupid accidents. Consequently I don’t sport and I read a lot!