leaivory 2 Report post Posted October 24, 2007 Damn Kelly! http://www.dlisted.com/ When did Kelly LeBrock join the 49ers as their new quarterback? She was my straight wet dream girl in "Weird Science." I know she was on Celebrity Fit Club, but she didn't need that crap! Now she looks like she can bench press Anthony Michael Hall and Bill Paxton together. I'm gonna blame it on that hideous slutty Mrs. Claus dress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leaivory 2 Report post Posted October 30, 2007 Amy Fisher Has A Sex Tape http://www.dlisted.com/ Amy Fisher's hubby, Lou Bellara, said he regrets selling off a sex tape he made with her. Lou sold the tape after Amy dumped him to start dating Joey Buttafuoco again. Lou told The New York Post, "We were estranged. She was seeing Joey. I was seething about the whole thing. It just came to a point where I was hurt and embarrassed by it . . . and it pressed the wrong button. I just used that as a vehicle to strike back at her." The couple got back together this past Summer and that's when Lou told Amy he sold the tape. She said, "It's all fun and games. I never thought that ... anything like this would ever happen. I mean that's my husband, not some guy down the road." The tape called "Amy Fisher Caught On Tape" is available from Red Light District. This was bound to happen. At least it's not a sex tape with Joey? That's not something my eyeballs could take, but I'd be too curious to not look. He probably has squirrel nuts. And this time around Amy's the one that gets a load in the face. I know, I know. You can spank me later. He's an old photo of Amy with Lou. Sexy times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lea 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2007 Fugerly Hills 90210 If this were anyone but Christine "Emily Valentine" Elise, I would make some comment about how less is more, or some such. But Emily Valentine has never been a master of subtlety, you know? I mean, she: drugged Brandon Walsh with U4EA at a rave, inadvertently causing his car to get destroyed by drugged-out thugs; threatened suicide when he broke up with her, in addition to burning down the homecoming float he and the rest of the gang had slaved over; left him multiple threatening/obscene voicemail messages; gave him what Brenda suspected to be POISONED BAKED GOODS; inadvertently semi-seduced him when in town on her way to France (?) to become a marine biologist (?!), while his then-girlfriend Kelly was caught in the basement bathroom of a burning building with a semi-obsessive lesbian who actually would have proved to be a better mate than Brandon, who is a douche; and finally, and most damningly, willing sported the following haircut: So I kind of feel like any word of wisdom from me might just be wasted breath. http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 (edited) Rourke's Not Scooting Away Professional badass Mickey Rourke got busted for a DUI this morning in Miami—after reportedly pulling a U-turn on his Vespa. According to a photographer on the scene: "The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.' And Mickey answered: 'No, no, dude, I'm all right.' " The police report puts it a little more bluntly: "Def. was stopped and got off his scooter stating, 'What the f--k did I do?" Now, some people might snicker at the idea of trash-talking butchmeister Mickey riding a European scooter. Think Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. But not us. Au contraire, we have a newfound respect for the obviously closeted metrosexual. If you're gonna get busted, do it with panache! Right, Mick? Edited January 23, 2008 by QTPIE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
purpleiris 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 Just curious. I was watching Shakespear in Love the other night on tv, and I'm wondering what a happened to Joseph Fiennes? Wasn't he supposed to be the next heart throb? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobbyD 2 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 ^^He's going to be starring in a TV series on FX. If I find the article, I'll post it. I actually think he deserved the Oscar more than Gwenyeech! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lea 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2007 It's Bud Bundy! Almost a midget alert! It's little David Faustino and his girlfriend leaving the Newsroom in Hollywood last night. She's probably like 5'4". http://www.dlisted.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lea 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2007 The Landers Women Are The Next Big Thing Judy Landers is best known for....well...she's best known for....being on a shit load of 80s TV shows I guess. She was a guest star on The Love Boat, Fantasy Island and Vega$ just to name a few. You know, the good ones. Her sister, Audrey Landers, is probably a little more famous. Audrey was in Dallas and played Val in The Chorus Line movie. Together they were the Landers sisters. WELL! Judy stepped out with her two teenage daughters the other night. TMZ reports that Judy and her two daughters, 18-year-old Lindsey, and 16-year-old Kristy, are all working on a reality show together. Audrey will also be in the show. From their horrendous boob jobs to their fake hair to their vacant eyes... I think I'm in love. I always loved Audrey more, but now I'm head over heels in love with Judy. I mean she should be put in jail for allowing her daughter to butcher her chest like that. I mean her implants are in her armpits! These girls will be big stars. Trust me. OK they won't, but just play along. It's better that way. http://www.dlisted.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Becca 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2007 Guys Don't Make Passes ... The still stunning 72-year-old (!) chat queen surfaced at a Friars Club roast in NYC on Thursday, with her age-defying signature specs still in tact. At least some things never change While no longer televising paternity tests and slutty teens, Sally currently hosts a radio talkshow. WOW! i had to bring this one up again, because OMG she doesnt even look like the same person i used to watch way back when on her talk show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lea 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2008 You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do Gary Coleman has been hawking a lot of his shit on eBay, but now he's selling autographed khakis from The Gap! This is just sad. Can they please put together "A Diff'rent Strokes" reunion just for Gary! Shit, they don't have to air it! Just give him the money. We must take care of our child stars. The eBay auction is currently at $24.50. The auction reads: Here are a pair of Gap Athletic Pants that Gary Coleman wore. He signed the back pocket. The material is 100% Polyester. The color is Khaki, with blue, green, and white stripes down the Sides. The pants are from Gap Kids the Size is XL 12 Regular. This pair would be perfect for any child who loves Gary or for anyone who loves his memorabilia. Here is a great gift to have. I also have more memorabilia so please check into my Site often. Thanks for Visiting and good Luck to all who bid thanks!!! It can't be that bad. Can't Mrs. Garrett give him a loan or something? Somebody please bid! http://www.dlisted.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lea 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2008 I Know What I'm Doing Tomorrow Night DJ Amy Fisher will be laying in down tomorrow night in NYC at her the release party for her own sex tape. Will Mary Jo Buttafuoco be go-go dancing? I want some Mary Jo on a stripper pole and Ramstein on tap! The press release reads: Amy Fisher dubbed the "Long Island Lolita" by the press, is an American woman convicted of the 1992 shooting of the wife of her lover, (Joseph "Joey" Buttafuoco) with whom she began an affair as a 16 year-old student at Kennedy High School in Bellmore, New York. Fisher served seven years in prison for aggravated assault and was released in 1999. The case drew a great deal of media attention and still continues till this day. Now shes back in the news and DJing...Only in America folks! Actually, they would do this in Britain....and Canada....and Japan. I say we show up and gay that joint up. Make Amy play some El Debarge, Pebbles and Mary Jane Girls. All the redneck truck drivers that drove hundreds of miles to see Amy Fisher's snatch up close would be so pissed that a bunch of fags and hags ruined their party. http://www.dlisted.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 Strange budfellows: Snoop Dogg & Alan Thicke Alan Thicke is currently starring in JPod - the new Canadian TV series based on Douglas Coupland's novel about video-game programmers. On the show, his wife's character, Carol (played by Sherry Miller), grows pot in their basement. The 60-year-old actor, who's best known for his role as Dr. Jason Seaver in Growing Pains as well as for the short-lived late-night 1980 talk-fest, The Alan Thicke Show, says he "never saw a joint, I never heard of marijuana, I never knew a thing about it - and then I came to California and all hell breaks loose." More recently, he found himself in the company of Snoop Dogg. After the session, Snoop commented on a radio show that "the weirdest person [i've] ever smoked dope with was Alan Thicke." Perhaps the Dogfather had confused Thicke's son - the blue-eyed soul singer Robin who had the 2006 hit, "Lost Without You" - with Alan? Papa Thicke explains: "What I copped to is that we were all at a party together and Snoop was smoking, so maybe that's what he meant. All I can say on this front is that if I were tested, it might have been second-hand smoke." Meanwhile, Papa Dogg has his own new G-rated show - Fatherhood - on E! celebstoner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bette Davis 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 Alan Thicke is still alive?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bette Davis 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 I Know What I'm Doing Tomorrow Night DJ Amy Fisher will be laying in down tomorrow night in NYC at her the release party for her own sex tape. Will Mary Jo Buttafuoco be go-go dancing? I want some Mary Jo on a stripper pole and Ramstein on tap! The press release reads: Amy Fisher dubbed the "Long Island Lolita" by the press, is an American woman convicted of the 1992 shooting of the wife of her lover, (Joseph "Joey" Buttafuoco) with whom she began an affair as a 16 year-old student at Kennedy High School in Bellmore, New York. Fisher served seven years in prison for aggravated assault and was released in 1999. The case drew a great deal of media attention and still continues till this day. Now shes back in the news and DJing...Only in America folks! Actually, they would do this in Britain....and Canada....and Japan. I say we show up and gay that joint up. Make Amy play some El Debarge, Pebbles and Mary Jane Girls. All the redneck truck drivers that drove hundreds of miles to see Amy Fisher's snatch up close would be so pissed that a bunch of fags and hags ruined their party. http://www.dlisted.com/ She is a huge disappointment to me. I honestly thought she got her life together when she got married, had kids and wrote that newspaper column. Turns out she was the same skank she always was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 Play (of Kid 'N') in Pileup after Police Chase Play -- the short-haired half of the seminal '80s hip-hop duo Kid 'n' Play -- was injured in a car accident Saturday, after his SUV was hit by a car shot at by policemen. Funhouse! According to Durham, N.C., police, Play (aka Christopher Martin) was driving in town when a car driven by Raul Riva Aldamo slammed into his vehicle. Aldamo had driven toward an officer who was investigating a robbery, and the policeman shot at Aldamo's car, which kept going down the street. Aldamo died in the crash. Meanwhile, Play and his passenger were released from the hospital. According to the AP, Play now lives in Durham and recently filmed a documentary there. tmz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYCat 1 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 Buy my tapes AMY Fisher is going all out to hawk her hard-core sex video. The Long Island Lolita will deejay at a party at Retox tonight to promote "Amy Fisher Caught on Tape." And she's being interviewed with hubby and co-star Lou Bellera on "Good Morning America," "Inside Edition" and "Larry King Live." A spokesman for porn-video outfit Red Light District tells avn.com: "Amy's embracing it . . . and [is] getting offers for centerfolds and magazine spreads." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 Amy Fisher, husband promote sex tape NEW YORK (AP) -- Former "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher is joining her husband in trying to market a sex tape, saying, "I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn't think it would be something like this." Fisher said her husband, Louis Bellera, sold the sex tape to Red Light District video of Los Angeles in August when he and Fisher were divorcing. They have since reconciled, and Fisher said she took a six-figure payout rather than fight to have the video pulled from the Internet. As a teenager, Fisher was sent to prison for seven years for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her former lover, Joey Buttafuoco. Buttafuoco, twice her age, served time for statutory rape for having sex with a 16-year-old. Fisher, 33, has written two books and worked as a columnist for the Long Island Press. More recently, she has appeared as a celebrity guest at various clubs. She admits explaining what she does and why she is famous will be hard to do when her 6-year-old son and 3-year-old daughter get older Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet tart 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 Gee, some infestations are really hard to get rid of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bette Davis 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 Today seems to really have just two themes, in terms of celebrity gossip. Crazy people and sex tapes. Though to be fair, that tends to be how most days are in the celebrity world, it’s just normally not so obvious. In slightly more random “celebrities,” remember Amy Fisher, the Long Island Lolita? Well she’s got her own sex tape. It turns out she recently reconnected with all-around catch Joey Buttafuoco. He’s the mechanic who she dated as a sixteen-year-old in the early nineties, and then shot his wife Mary Jo in the face. Fisher’s husband filed for divorce and released their sex tape in retaliation. The pair have reconciled, and instead of going through the hassle of getting the tape removed from circulation, Fisher chose to just take some cash and roll with it. When Amy Fisher publicly rekindled her romance with Joey Buttafuoco, her then-estranged husband, Lou Bellara, released a sex tape of himself and Fisher in retaliation. The sex tape video has already been leaked all over the net and is number one in porn tape downloads, so Amy Fisher has decided that instead of fighting a losing battle, she is going to make the best of the situation and endorse the sex tape so she can make some money. “My husband, you know, released this. And you know what? It’s out there. I have two choices. I can sit there and say, it doesn’t exist, which it does exist, you know. Or I can do the intelligent thing.” Which for Fisher means making the best of the situation and making money. [From Bitten and Bound] Well, I guess there’s something to be said for just going with the flow. I had no idea that Amy had hooked up with Buttafuoco again. Two years ago Entertainment Tonight or the Insider (they all blend together anymore) did some really annoying series of interviews where they brought Fisher and Buttafuoco together for the first time and taped their ranting confrontations. They managed to stretch it out into segments over two weeks or something. Apparently hiding under all that anger was a lot of love… or a lot of psychosis. I can’t really blame Fisher’s husband for being pissed. It really is making the best of the situation: now they have her bail money for the next person she shoots in the face. celebitchy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2008 Olympic Skater Dorothy Hamill Has Breast Cancer Olympic ice-skating champ Dorothy Hamill is undergoing treatment for breast cancer at Johns Hopkins Kimmel Cancer Center in Baltimore, Md. A rep for Hamill, 51, calls her prognosis very favorable, but says the treatments will require the Olympic gold-medal winner to take time off from headlining the Broadway on Ice national tour, Access Hollywood reports. Hamill hopes to rejoin the tour on Jan. 16 in Ft. Lauderdale. people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lea 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2008 Sebastian Bach Lashes Out at MySpace ‘Friends’ Former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach is pissed that his MySpace ‘friends’ haven’t bought his album. Bach currently has more than 80,000 friends on the site but has failed to sell as many albums. Angel Down, his first disc in eight years, was released last November. He says, “MySpace is OK, but the whole ironic thing to me is I have over 80,000 ‘friends’ on MySpace but I have not sold 80,000 records. If you’re my ‘friend’, could you go f**king buy the motherf**ker? Who cares if I have 80,000 ‘friends’?! I mean, who gives a s**t. I want to sell 80,000 records. If every one of my ‘friends’ bought my record, it would be great.”Hey Sebastian, maybe it’s because you’re still trying to peddle that 80s butt rock. Just an idea. http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2008 HATE FOR AMY January 5, 2008 -- CLUB Retox was bombarded with hundreds of hate e-mails yesterday when the public found out about Amy Fisher's guest appearance as a deejay to promote her sex tape last night. "After they sent out a mass invite e-mail, they got hundreds back with nasty comments about Amy," said a source. "They were going to cancel last-minute but didn't." Fisher said the bad press she's gotten over the video didn't faze her. "People always treat me well," she told Page Six. "I thought the tape would be a flash in the pan." "I had her because I think everyone deserves a second chance," said Retox owner John Englebert. pagesix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYCat 1 Report post Posted January 8, 2008 MARY JO SEETHES OVER AMY TAPE AMY Fisher's hawking of her sex tape is making Mary Jo Buttafuoco sick. "She's no Jenna Jameson, she's just a porn star [out] to make money. She tried to kill somebody, and now you're making money off it," the ex-wife of Joey Buttafuoco fumed to Steve Grillo on hardrockradiolive.com. Mary Jo, 52, who still has Amy's bullet lodged in her head, said that as she watched Fisher on TV promoting the hard-core video she made with husband Lou Bellera, "I was a little surprised at her flippant attitude." Meanwhile, the producers of the Amy tape announced they were putting out a tape starring Joey and his new wife next month. Mary Jo's keeping her clothes on - she said she's signed with a literary agent and will use a ghostwriter to help pen a memoir about the infamous Long Island Lolita case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lea 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2008 Poor Thing Won't See A Dime Bidding ended last night for Gary Coleman's signed athletic pants from The Gap Kids. The auction ended at $400,000. Bids skyrocketed last week when Jimmy Kimmel bid $80 on the pants on his show. That night the auction hit the four-figure mark. Gary Coleman later called into Jimmy and said he thought most of the bids were bogus. The seller asked for pre-approved bidders only. A $50 million bid was nixed early on. Why do they have to play with little Arnold's heart like that? He's probably sitting at his little laptop all day, ferociously using his little fingers to refresh his PayPal account hoping that the check finally comes in. It never will. I mean $400,000?! There's not even a jizz stain on them. Trust me, I've seen jizz stained undies on eBay before. No, I was not looking for them specifically. I happened upon them by accident. Gosh. http://www.dlisted.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lea 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 Where's Fox? It's a Family Ties reunion! http://www.dlisted.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
