schumibabe 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2010 From Dlisted: As Long As They Don't Procreate..... Lindsay Lohan's father Michael and Kate Major, Star Magazine reporter turned girlfriend of Jon Gosselin, have announced that they are engaged to be married. Cue the cricket farts. 50-year-old Michael tells People that they spent the Easter holiday with Kate's family so that he could get her father's approval. 27-year-old Kate cleared the bull feces out of her mouth and then said, "I'm very traditional, so I wanted him to talk to my father. Michael went down with me to Florida for Easter, to meet my father to ask for his permission, and my father gave his blessing. I'm ecstatic. I'm very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it's meant to be." Michael added, "I'm ecstatic. I've never met anyone who's been there for me like Kate. She's always been there for me. The one thing about Kate is that she doesn't come with baggage." Doesn't it make your sphincter itch when two famewhores find love with each other? I'm sure they will share their pure love with the country in a wedding that will be televised on the Fox Reality Channel on a Monday at 3am. But seriously, Kate's father must not only hate her, but he also must hate himself. Kate, who has the face of a Bulldog puppy with downs, not only dated Jon Grosselin, but now she's MARRYING Michael Lohan?! What went wrong?! Kate probably got into her mother's bathroom cabinet when she was a child and drank an entire bottle of Summer's Eve. She hasn't been the same since. Posted by: Michael K Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akua123 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2010 She's 27?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GovMarley 90 Report post Posted April 8, 2010 She's 27??Ha! And, great question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princess 1,712 Report post Posted April 9, 2010 Eonline.com No wonder Lindsay Lohan wants to "vomit" when she thinks about her father marrying Kate Major. Back when Kate was a Star reporter, she was also Lindsay's assistant/best friend. Kate says it's cool because she didn't get paid with money, just with exclusive stories. This family just keeps getting more messed up everyday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElleDriver 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2010 Lindsay Lohan's Dad Stages Intervention; Barges Into Her L.A. Home Michael Lohan infuriated his daughter, Lindsay, when he showed up to her L.A. apartment Thursday afternoon with police to check on his 16-year-old daughter, Ali. The actress, 23, went on a Twitter rant to accuse her "ex-dad" of kidnapping her as a child and barging in with "fake cops." "my lawyer isn't answering I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE'S NUTS!!!" Lohan posted. "my BUILDING didn't STOP him, isn't it supposed to be safe? THAT'S WHY I MOVED HERE! it coulda been FAKE cops! dressed up... let's not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY." Michael tells Hollyscoop.com that be was worried about Ali after hearing she drove home "at 115 miles an hour" from the Coachella music festival this weekend with Lindsay. "I went to the police department concerned about Ali's welfare," Michael says. "I wanted to check on Ali. I want to make sure she's ok. She's 16 and she doesn't belong there! She's a minor. I just want to make sure she's ok," says Michael. "Ali is being exposed to nightlife and the people Lindsay is surrounding herself with," Michael continues. Michael says he's meeting with Lindsay's attorney's today to consider getting a conservatorship, similar to Britney Spears and Jamie Spears. "She needs help and I won't stop until she get it," he said. A Los Angeles County Sheriff spokesperson tells UsMagazine.com, "We were there. We found no evidence of abuse." Lindsay has blamed her past troubles with cocaine on her father, a former drug addict. "I was only aware of cocaine because of my dad," she told Britain's The Sun last February. "I was terrified of it. But I tried it because I was stubborn, stupid, and wanted to see what it was like." Police found Lindsay to be in possession of cocaine in two separate DUI incidents in 2007. She went to rehab three times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixiedoodah 1,003 Report post Posted April 22, 2010 There is an interview on TMZ with Michael right now. He is just railing into Dina. Apparently he claims this stuff with the cops has been in the works since yesterday and it is all a part of getting Ali out of there and conservatorship for Lindsay. I'm listening to it now, so I haven't heard the whole thing yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxiemom 623 Report post Posted April 22, 2010 There is an interview on TMZ with Michael right now. He is just railing into Dina. Apparently he claims this stuff with the cops has been in the works since yesterday and it is all a part of getting Ali out of there and conservatorship for Lindsay. I'm listening to it now, so I haven't heard the whole thing yet. I so hope this is true. It's about time someone stepped up to be a parent here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princess 1,712 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 Michael Lohan Is a Loser Eonline.com Dear Michael Lohan, Please go away. It's enough already. Just yesterday you claimed to have gone to your daughter Lindsay's house with some sheriff's deputies because you were concerned about the welfare of your other daughter, Ali. However, a few hours later I hear you wanted to make another stop in Hollywood… Daddy Lohan, who turns the big 5-0 on Sunday, called over to the folks at Us Weekly asking if he could come to the magazine's Hot Hollywood Style party last night at Drai's at the W Hollywood. He apparently told them that he wanted to bring Lindsay's former assistant his fiancée, Kate Major, to the bash. He was denied. Not exactly sure of the reason the mag's peeps gave him, but he apparently wasn't exactly the type they wanted mingling among folks like cover gal Jennifer Lopez, Oscar nominee and Twilight actress Anna Kendrick, Kelly Osbourne, Sheryl Crow, Nicole Scherzinger, Derek Hough, Nikki Reed, David Boreanaz, Alyson Hannigan and Johnathon Schaech and his One Tree Hill starlet fiancée, Jana Kramer. Lohan tells us he didn't try to go to the event. "Thought about going," he said, "but I didn't want people to think I came here to go to parties." Oh, guess who else was there? Ashley Dupré! Yeah, the ex-escort who brought down New York Governor Elliot Spitzer. Yes, Michael, you weren't welcome, but a former call girl was. Take a hint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
