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Roseanne Barr strums a sweet song from her new children's DVD, Rockin' with Roseanne – Calling All Kids (which includes the song "Down on the Donut Farm"), at a Los Angeles bookstore Wednesday.

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She became Barr again when she divorced Tom Arnold, that was over 5 years ago I think.... She swore she would always keep her maiden name after she divorced Tom, no matter how many times she remarried.She broke up with her bodyguard husband, right?

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Roseanne Wants The Job

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Roseanne, possibly sensing an opportunity to achieve some relevancy once more, is all for taking over for Rosie O'Donnell on "The View" . I'm still pushing for Courtney Love, but no one ever listens to me.

 

"I would love the chance to do that," Barr told KVVU-TV in Las Vegas on Monday. "I'd love it. Yeah, definitely. I think I would do a real good job."

 

Barr, who is known for being outspoken, says she'd "stir up some real good controversy," which O'Donnell has often done during her year-long stint on The View

 

Barr's name has been mentioned online and in the New York Post as a possible replacement for O'Donnell, who announced last week that she is leaving at the end of this season. However, Barr stresses that she has not been approached by the show's producers.

 

Still, to those who have suggested her for the job, Barr appreciates the thought. "I just want to say thank you to them for thinking of me."

 

Joy Behar is already re-gnashing her teeth. I say toss her ass, get Courtney and Roseanne in there and make a big bowl of popcorn and watch the show as they terrify Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Can you imagine Elisabeth talking about her pregnancy, and Court chiming in with how she did the H-bomb while she was knocked up with Francis Bean? Genius. Two crazies, one twit, and an old hag = ratings bonanza.

 

Posted by: J. Harvey

http://socialitelife.com/2007/05/02/rosean...nts_the_job.php

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I love Roseanne. I enjoy her old shows much more now that I'm a parent. Her shows, and the old Cosby shows. I can TOTALLY relate to Bill's frustration about not being able to get grown kids to MOVE OUT!

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http://www.roseanneworld.com/blog/2007/06/impeach_1.php

 

IMPEACH....

 

IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT AND THE VICE PRESIDENT, THEY ARE TRAITORS TO AMERICA, AND SO ARE ALL OF THEIR SUPPORTERS. IMPEACH! ANYONE IN CONGRESS WHO REFUSES TO SAVE OUR UNION FROM THESE TRAITORS BY DOING NOTHING NEEDS TO BE RECALLED. SAVE OUR TROOPS!!! SAVE OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS AND JOBS. FEED OUR HUNGRY AND POOR! SAVE THE DROWNING PEOPLE IN NEW ORLEANS! ANYONE WHO MENTIONS PARIS HILTON ONE MORE TIME MUST DIE!

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Roseanne's Pissed That She Didn't Get The Gig

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Roseanne was up for the empty "View" seat that Whoopi got. She's taken to her blog to swipe at Barbara Walters. She doesn't mention "The View" situation, but she does mention that Barbara is all head. OMG, so am I! Am I an ancient newswoman with a lisp? Damn these Irish genes! I'm like an orange on a toothpick! Well, not exactly a toothpick but still - big melon. What? I like Roseanne, but she's out her damn mind.

Barbara Walters is well over one hundred years old now. She is all head, like joan rivers. I am only at the pee in your pants stage of old ladyism, but look forward to having a huge head in the future. I have seven pigs on my farm and want to eat them! They hide in the grass and hump each other when they think I am not looking...I am getting a shotgun tomorrow, not for the piggies, but just to have, though I wonder if my past mental illnesses will make getting a gun tougher? I will shoot anyone who comes on my land, since I just put up gates that say "no trespassing... trespassers shot on sight"... I cannot wait to shoot someone if need be...right between the eyes. I am a damn good shot too! I once blew a quarter in two at one hundred feet! I need glasses these days to make sure the head wound will be fatal. I hate to see anyone suffer!

Her neighbors better duck. This is an angry, drunk bitch with a gun! And no, it won't make it any tougher getting a gun. I went shooting at the target range for a bachelor party this past weekend. And I'm as crazy as Britney. I just wasn't blessed enough to be hot in the beginning, hence I am without her money. Uh, this post went ALL over the place.

 

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http://socialitelife.com/2007/08/06/rosean...get_the_gig.php

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http://www.roseanneworld.com/blog/2008/01/barak_obama.php

 

barak obama

 

is an empty suit selling "hope" in lieu of Truth. Oprah Winfrey helped to elect Arnold Swartzenegger. I have no doubt that she voted her purse by doing this, as she is a large land owner in California, and that ilk fears Dems because they do not want to pay their "fair share" of Cali tax.

Oprah has given us Swartzenegger and Dr. Phil. If that was not offensive enough to decent thinking people, now she brings us Obama. He has no ideas, no plan and nothing to add other than the cynical pacification of the masses with bedtime stories about hope, while calling Unions "special interest groups" that need to be done away with.

Obama votes with Bush constantly funding this terrible endless war.

Oprah, you play the race card and the gender card too.

You are a closeted republican and chose Barak Obama because you do not like other women who actually stand for something to working American Women besides glamour, angels, hollywood and dieting!

When Americans find out that Obama backs right wing corporate racist anti worker bullshit, they will not vote for him, and the victory will go to the most racist right wing republican ever.... Mccain, who is a fascist!

That the culinary service workers in vegas have promised barak their vote,( he is anti union in his votes) over edwards, who is a pro-union man, just proves how stupid americans are and how they can be tricked so easily by the color of a person's skin...exactly what MLK hated!

Obama doesn't even back reproductive rights for any woman! It is historical that Oprah Winfrey, beloved of women, chooses a flashy man with small credentials over a seasoned woman politician with 35 years of experience...and sells that to the female demographic who look to her for inspiration!

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Roseanne Takes a Swing at Oprah, Obama

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(Jan. 22) - Former sitcom star and prolific blogger Roseanne Barr laid bare her disdain for Oprah Winfrey and Barack Obama on her Web site over the weekend, calling the talk host's strict advocacy for Obama over Hillary Clinton "disgusting."

 

Barr lamented how Clinton has not been a guest on Winfrey's show since her endorsement of Obama in May, 2007. Clinton recently stopped by the "Tyra Banks Show," which left Barr "fumed."

 

"Maybe if Hilary (sic) was discussing her fat thighs Oprah would have had her on."

 

"Oprah COULD HAVE delivered her viewers an (sic) audience with the most powerful and successful woman in American politics since Eleanor Roosevelt, and the only democratic candidate who has a prayer of winning this election at the most crucial time there has ever been in this country."

 

Barr, who in earlier posts on the typo-ridden site offered up support to John Edwards, saved her biggest criticisms for Obama, whom she believes "slaps the faces of his supporters with his traitorous praise" of Ronald Reagan.

 

"This country's not going to elect a democrat who speaks well of Republicans and Reagan, like Barack Hussein Obama does. Wake Up! Diss-ing women's century-old fight for political representation of their voice makes me SICK!!!"

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Roseanne rips Jolie, Pitt, Voight over politics

Comedienne blasts actors for failure to get behind Obama for president

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LOS ANGELES - Roseanne Barr is using her personal Web site to slam Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Jolie's father, Jon Voight.

 

Calling Jolie Voight’s “evil spawn” and Pitt “vacuous,” Roseanne’s attack seems to be directed at the actress and her family members over their opinions regarding presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama.

 

Roseanne’s post starts out as a rant against an opinion piece Voight wrote against Obama for the Washington Times in July.

 

“God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened in every way,” Voight wrote.

 

He also suggested Obama grew up “with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people.”

 

Roseanne lashed out at Voight’s opinion calling him a “frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth.”

 

Last week, Jolie released a statement noting that she had not yet chosen to endorse either Obama or his opponent, Sen. John McCain, but reports suggested following her February trip to Iraq that she sided with McCain.

 

“I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world,” she said.

 

As for Jolie, Roseanne blogged that the actress — who has adopted three children from around the world, including the African nation of Ethiopia — shocked her by not endorsing Obama.

 

“Miss Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse ... huh?” Roseanne wrote. “Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?”

 

Roseanne also took aim at the charitable nature of Jolie and Pitt.

 

“Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more,” Roseanne wrote.

 

Copyright 2008 by NBC. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

 

Well, I guess someone's getting a threatening letter in their inbox.... :rolleyes:

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Roseanne rips Jolie, Pitt, Voight over politics

Comedienne blasts actors for failure to get behind Obama for president

msnbc.com

Access Hollywood

 

LOS ANGELES - Roseanne Barr is using her personal Web site to slam Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Jolie's father, Jon Voight.

 

Calling Jolie Voight’s “evil spawn” and Pitt “vacuous,” Roseanne’s attack seems to be directed at the actress and her family members over their opinions regarding presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama.

 

Roseanne’s post starts out as a rant against an opinion piece Voight wrote against Obama for the Washington Times in July.

 

“God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened in every way,” Voight wrote.

 

He also suggested Obama grew up “with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people.”

 

Roseanne lashed out at Voight’s opinion calling him a “frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth.”

 

Last week, Jolie released a statement noting that she had not yet chosen to endorse either Obama or his opponent, Sen. John McCain, but reports suggested following her February trip to Iraq that she sided with McCain.

 

“I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world,” she said.

 

As for Jolie, Roseanne blogged that the actress — who has adopted three children from around the world, including the African nation of Ethiopia — shocked her by not endorsing Obama.

 

“Miss Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse ... huh?” Roseanne wrote. “Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?”

 

Roseanne also took aim at the charitable nature of Jolie and Pitt.

 

“Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more,” Roseanne wrote.

 

Copyright 2008 by NBC. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

 

Well, I guess someone's getting a threatening letter in their inbox.... :rolleyes:

 

Oh man, you know the Brangeloonies will be putting a hit out on her. She'd better go into hiding. :ph34r:

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kind of sad... the only way she feels she can get any sort of attention is to attack people more famous than she. Even when I agree with some of her opinions, her desperation and spite just make me dislike her more than the subjects of her rants.

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curse removal for all my friends!!!

 

had my curse lifted by the local gypsy today. interesting...i think i understand angelina jolie now...the gypsy told me to remain neutral and act only for good. I accept that reading, and so to that fact, I will no longer be speaking about this election. I have said everything I am going to say, and if you want to know what that is, then go to my archives. she reversed all vows or promises i might have made awake or asleep to anything negative satanic or patriarchal.

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Tom Arnold is still upset about assault trial

 

Comic Tom Arnold is still sore about the time he spent picking up trash by the roadside as community service for defending his ex-wife Roseanne's honor.

 

The "True Lies" star was arrested for attacking photographers who he claims assaulted his then-partner at the Los Angeles International Airport almost 20 years ago.

 

He felt sure his wife's testimony would help him in court, but she allegedly let him down - and he was sentenced to community service.

 

He recalls on Jimmy Kimmel Live, "My wife had been assaulted and she was my witness, so how can it go wrong?

 

"It came time for the trial and they put her on the stand and they said, 'Roseanne, tell us what happened,' and she's like, 'I didn't really see anything.'

 

"Two days later I was in an orange jumpsuit on the 405 (freeway)."

 

Arnold and Roseanne's four-year marriage ended in 1994.

 

 

source: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate...7#ixzz0k4GUHCP2

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