Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

[Lea 0]

Jimmy Kimmel's Effing Ben Affleck

 

Jimmy Kimmel gave his response to Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" video by "Fucking Ben Affleck." He raised Sarah by getting almost every damn celebrity into his video. Seriously, Brad Pitt, Rebecca Romjin, Harrison Ford, Christina Applegate, Cameron Diaz, Macy Gray, Joan Jett, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Josh Groban, Perry Farrell, The Madden douches, Dominic Monaghan, Robin Williams, Huey Lewis and many more were all in this shit. They should have kept the Diaz out. I almost turned that shit on as soon as she came on the screen with her usual schtick.

 

Sarah's song was funnier, but Jimmy had bigger stars and better costumes! I would also rather fuck Ben Affleck than Matt Damon. Less meaty in a good way.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa29kPBbp4

 

http://www.dlisted.com/

[ga.peach 0]

Jimmy Kimmel's Effing Ben Affleck

 

Jimmy Kimmel gave his response to Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" video by "Fucking Ben Affleck." He raised Sarah by getting almost every damn celebrity into his video. Seriously, Brad Pitt, Rebecca Romjin, Harrison Ford, Christina Applegate, Cameron Diaz, Macy Gray, Joan Jett, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Josh Groban, Perry Farrell, The Madden douches, Dominic Monaghan, Robin Williams, Huey Lewis and many more were all in this shit. They should have kept the Diaz out. I almost turned that shit on as soon as she came on the screen with her usual schtick.

 

Sarah's song was funnier, but Jimmy had bigger stars and better costumes! I would also rather fuck Ben Affleck than Matt Damon. Less meaty in a good way.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa29kPBbp4

 

http://www.dlisted.com/

 

oh my gosh!!!!! I F'in disagree, this was funnier by far I have tears running down my face!

 

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lea 0]

Jimmy Kimmel is F*cking Ben Affleck

 

Jimmy Kimmel has struck back at girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, and Matt Damon, who made a video about their secret love affair. The ABC talk show host made a video in answer to Sarah's song in which he claims to have been engaging in trysts of his own with another "Good Will Hunting" star. Acting out one of my most classic of sexual fantasies, Brad Pitt arrives as the Fed-Ex delivery man, bearing a cake that congratulates Jimmy on his Oscar-Award-winning conquest.

 

It's a beautiful song, with a very important message that aired on Jimmy's post-Oscar show on ABC. I suggest you watch it immediately. OK, maybe not at work.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=het6hg2IlFw

 

http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/

[MSQueen 0]

OMG these two crack me up! I was in tears watching Jimmy's Affleck video! I can't believe he got all those people in it!!!

[ElleDriver 0]

Jimmy Kimmel on Ben Affleck:

"Our Love Speaks for Itself"

Tuesday February 26, 2008

 

After releasing the raunchy video "I'm F--king Ben Affleck," Jimmy Kimmel can't stop gushing over his new A-list beau.

 

“Our love speaks for itself,” Kimmel tells Usmagazine.com.

 

The video — shot last week at L.A.’s Roosevelt hotel and in an L.A. recording studio — became a YouTube sensation after it debuted following the

Oscars early Monday morning.

 

Kimmel executive producer Jill Leiderman tells Us the idea came from Kimmel and his director and was "completely fueled by revenge" after Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman released the video "I'm F--king Matt Damon" last month.

 

"Sarah and Matt's piece aired on a Thursday, and that Friday, Jimmy came into the office and said, 'We have to get to Ben Affleck, like, right away!'" Leiderman tells Us. "So I reached out to his representation, and by Sunday, Ben was locked."

 

Was Kimmel nervous about smooching Affleck?

 

"I don't think there was any fear there," Leiderman says. "I think there's nothing but love there."

 

The clip featured A-listers like Cameron Diaz making obscene gestures and Harrison Ford blowing Affleck and Kimmel a kiss. "Once Jimmy and Ben were ready to come out to the world, they got the support of their famous friends,” Leiderman says.

 

As for casting Brad Pitt, who plays a deliveryman, Leiderman tells Us, "We needed to include people who would resonate in Matt's life, and Brad seemed like the perfect accomplice."

 

Rebecca Romijn tells Us she was more than happy to sign on.

 

“It was so exciting to help celebrate their love for one another,” Romijn tells Us. "They make a beautiful couple.”

 

Now with their two dueling videos, can Kimmel and Damon ever be friends?

 

"Jimmy and Matt will reach out to one another," Leiderman jokes, "but right now, emotions are running raw."

[ElleDriver 0]

The queens of comedy have been crowned

 

Funny ladies rule and Vanity Fair magazine has just named Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman and Amy Poehler as the top of the crop. In a shoot for the magazine, the comedy queens, along with other crackups Jenna Fischer, Wanda Sykes, Chelsea Handler and Sandra Bernhard channel pop music's biggest troublemakers, including Sarah as Amy Winehouse, Jenna as Lindsay Lohan and Wanda as Lil' Kim. "There is no question that there are a million more funny women than there used to be," writes Nora Ephron. And who knew they were this sexy, too?

In Touch

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Funny Ladies Being Sexy For Vanity Fair

 

 

Oh yes, that's Amy Poehler totally copping a feel off Tina Fey's boob, while Sarah Silverman gazes wistfully off into the distance. These funny ladies of television are gracing the cover of Vanity Fair's latest issue, hoping to debunk the myth that women can't possibly be as funny as their male counterparts.

 

Accompanying the photos shoot is an piece by Alessandra Stanley, and chatted with each of the ladies for the piece. When talking with Tina Fey, the former head writer of Saturday Night Live said that the idea that women are genetically incapable of being amusing still persists, "You still hear it," she says. "It's just a lot easier to ignore."

 

But what can't be ignored is how great these pictures are. Down below is a group shot featuring (from left to right) Sandra Bernhard, Chelsea Handler, Jenna Fischer, Sarah Silverman and Wanda Sykes looking like the kind of ladies I'm used to writing about on a regular basis and who consistently make me laugh...but not on purpose necessarily.

 

 

http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/

[mkf 0]

Kathy Griffin must have pissed someone off because I think she is funnier than all of them.

[BobbyD 2]

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Still Not Over It

 

DON'T get Jimmy Kimmel started on his ex-wife, Gina, who dumped him five years ago after 13 years of marriage and two kids. "I bought her engagement ring as Costco," the late-night comic, who now dates Sarah Silverman, tells next month's Elle. "It's not as bad as it sounds; she picked it out. My only regret is that I spent $560 on it. I should have gone to Sam's Club." Ouch! Kimmel also recalls that Gina's sex talk in the bedroom could be less than inspiring. "[she] once said something like, 'OK! OK! I get it.' "

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Jimmy Kimmel marks milestone show

 

 

Ben Affleck might be history. Jimmy Kimmel is trying for video magic with someone else to mark the 1,000th episode of his late-night talk show Thursday.

 

"This morning I woke up with Richard Simmons in my bedroom for something we're preparing for the show. I don't want to give too many details, but suffice it to say that Sam Elliot and Richard Simmons were hovering over me," Kimmel told The Associated Press earlier this week.

 

Whether the taped bit can top Kimmel's video duel with girlfriend Sarah Silverman remains to be seen. Kimmel himself marvels at the online popularity of the comic films, one in which Silverman and Matt Damon sing of their faux hot love affair and the other with Kimmel striking back by claiming a romance with Damon's pal Affleck.

 

Last time Kimmel checked, he said, 25 million people had viewed the videos online. "I guess this Internet is useful for something other than pornography," he said.

 

There's a chance Silverman might contribute to the 90-minute "Jimmy Kimmel Live" anniversary special, airing at 11:35 p.m. EDT Thursday on ABC (a half-hour ahead of its usual start time). Eva Longoria Parker and Kid Rock are among the scheduled guests.

 

"I'm aware there are plans being laid I'm not supposed to know about," Kimmel said. He has mixed feelings about a possible surprise, he said, "but it usually works out OK."

 

Kimmel recalled his early ambitions for the show.

 

"When I started, I said I won't stand up and do a monologue, I won't wear a tie. ... Most of that didn't work out," he said, and the show ended up reverting to "tried and true" conventions.

 

But he prides himself on bringing his own twists to the format, such as showcasing unexpected talent like the parking lot guard who has become a show staple.

 

"No one is too small to put on TV. If someone makes us all laugh around the office, then they'll make the audience laugh, too," he said.

 

The late-night scene is facing upheaval in 2009, when NBC has said Jay Leno will turn "Tonight" over to Conan O'Brien. There has been speculation that ABC might make a bid for Leno and fit him into its late-night lineup.

 

Does Kimmel ponder how that scenario might affect him?

 

"I try not to worry about it too much," he said. "It seems like every year something like that comes up. I used to obsess about it. ... But five years later, we're still here."

 

He attributes that to dedication, among other factors.

 

"We've been on long enough and proven that we can put a pretty good show on. That's pretty rare, when you look around. It takes a combination of things to be a talk show host — one is being a good host and committing your life to that completely."

 

No one is good enough to do the job just by breezing in, he said, pointing to Chevy Chase's short-lived 1993 talk show as a cautionary tale.

 

But if Kimmel finds himself hit by fallout from late-night's coming changes, he's ready.

 

"I'm planning to open a bait and tackle shop," he quipped.

 

Copyright © 2008 The Associated Press

[NYCat 1]

Sarah Silverman: 'Me and Jimmy Have It Good'

 

Ah, forget Matt Damon. Sarah Silverman's still (bleeping) Jimmy Kimmel.

 

"I'll be honest, we have it good," Silverman tells PEOPLE of her five-year relationship with the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live!

 

But don't expect the couple to hit the altar anytime soon.

 

"I don't want the government involved in our love," says Silverman, 37, who's headlining a show benefiting Project A.L.S. in Manhattan next Friday, May 9. "When my friends get married I think it's romantic, I cry, whatever," she says. "But it's not for me."

 

When Silverman and Kimmel aren't making provocatively hilarious Internet-sensation videos – hers about f------ Damon, his about f------ Ben Affleck – the couple spend quiet time at home in Los Angeles.

 

"Jimmy and I spend our mornings and nights together," Silverman says. "We set our alarms an hour earlier in the morning just so we can lie in bed and listen to Howard Stern, and at night we're watching Lost or 24."

 

As to whether or not kids are in their future, time will tell, she says: "I might adopt, but we're going to wait. If you're going to have kids, you need to have time to give them undivided attention."

 

One of PEOPLE's Most Beautiful

Time is one thing the actress doesn't have at the moment, as she puts in 14-hour days on the set of the Sarah Silverman Program, which returns to Comedy Central in October.

 

But next week Silverman will spend a brief hiatus in Manhattan, where – in addition to her Project A.L.S. performance – she'll also attend the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute's annual star-studded gala, where she'll likely wear a design by Dolce and Gabbana.

 

Despite being named one of PEOPLE's 100 Most Beautiful, Silverman says she's nervous for her fitting.

 

"Who knows if they'll have my size!" she jokes. "I'm a size eight – that's fat in the fashion world!"

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Silverman: I Won’t Marry Kimmel

 

Comedienne SARAH SILVERMAN has vowed never to marry her longtime boyfriend JIMMY KIMMEL - because their relationship is perfect as it is.

 

The 27-year-old has been romantically involved with Kimmel, host of U.S. TV talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live, since 2002 - but she insists she has no plans to wed any time soon.

 

She tells People.com, "I’ll be honest, we have it good. I don’t want the government involved in our love.

 

"When my friends get married I think it’s romantic, I cry, whatever. But it’s not for me."

 

However, Silverman hasn’t ruled out having children: "I might adopt, but we’re going to wait. If you’re going to have kids, you need to have time to give them undivided attention."

 

Source: pr-inside

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Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Split After Five Years

Monday July 14, 2008

 

 

Late night host Jimmy Kimmel and comic Sarah Silverman have called it quits after five years of dating, reps for the couple confirm to Usmagazine.com.

 

The break up was mutual, a source says.

 

"Jimmy and Sarah will have no further comment," their reps Lewis Kay and Amy Zvi tell Us in a statement.

 

Vanity Fair first reported the news.

 

(See which other stars are single this summer.)

 

Silverman, 37, was spotted at Hugos in West Hollywood on Saturday with a male friend.

 

"She really looked like she was in good spirits," an observer tells Us. "She was laughing and smiling. Very animated."

 

But a few minutes later, Silverman – who ate organic quinoa topped with fresh fruit – grew somber and became enthralled in a heart-to-heart conversation with her pal.

 

"She was talking and it looked like he was listening and then advising her," the onlooker tells Us. "This went on for around 20 minutes."

 

Mutual friend Jonah Hill – who has appeared in comedy skits on Kimmel's ABC show – was dining in the restaurant and also stopped by to say hello.

 

"Jonah's appearance definitely had an effect on her," a witness tells Us. "They spoke for just a minute. And after he left, Sarah looked momentarily pensive."

 

Kimmel, 40, and Silverman celebrated their five-year anniversary in February by creating parodies for his show about sleeping with half of Hollywood

 

Silverman began the faux rivalry with her tune, ""I'm F—king Matt Damon." Kimmel joked to Us at the time that he "hope they're happy together!"

 

Kimmel got his revenge with "I'm F—king Ben Affleck" — starring Brad Pitt delivering a FedEx package, Harrison Ford blowing the couple a kiss and Cameron Diaz making obscene gestures.

 

The pair met during a roast for Hugh Hefner, where Silverman told the audience he was fat and joked he had no charisma — but that didn't stop them from working together.

 

"He hired me to do voices on [Comedy Central's] Crank Yankers and around the second season of that we started hanging out," Silverman has said. "A while after that he kissed me."

 

Kimmel separated from his wife Gina in 2002 after 14 years of marriage. Silverman has said she wouldn't consider getting married until gay marriage is legalized.

[pitt-lover 0]

Too bad. They were so cute and fun together. The "I'm F*&^%*+ Matt Damon" song was too funny as was Jimmy's Ben Affleck response. They seemed like they were best friends, so maybe they lost the spark they once felt. I wish them both luck.

Edited July 14, 2008 by pitt-lover

[cydonia 0]

I don't know why, but this makes me sad. I liked them as a couple.

[FrenchDoll 0]

I don't know why, but this makes me sad. I liked them as a couple.

 

I reacted exactly the same way. Two very creative bright people, that seemed down to earth and normal. Sad...

Edited July 15, 2008 by FrenchDoll

[BobbyD 2]

 

I don't know why, but this makes me sad. I liked them as a couple.

 

I reacted exactly the same way. Two very creative bright people, that seemed down to earth and normal. Sad...

 

Not particulary a fan of either of their types of humor...but I seriously did think they were right for each other.

[alpierce 9]

I guess the girlfriend contract was up and Sarah didn't get anymore famous then when they started out, so you know, gotta move on.

[Baby Doll 77]

JMO, but it must be hard to be with a girl who's funnier than you are.

[ElleDriver 0]

Jimmy Kimmel Said He "Lost His Best Friend" After Silverman Split

Thursday July 17, 2008

 

Howard Stern says he is heartbroken his pals Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have called it quits.

 

The shock jock revealed on his radio show that he was supposed to vacation with the two this week, but they never showed.

 

"Jimmy e-mailed me and said they were going through some tough times," Stern said. "I was so upset I had to go take a walk."

 

Kimmel told Stern the split was "mutual," adding that he felt like he had "lost his best friend."

 

On Monday, the two announced they were splitting after five years.

 

Still, Silverman has some good news: She was nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics for her raunchy tune "I'm F------ Matt Damon."

[Freckles 79]

so, why did they split if they were Besties?

[Antianeirai 0]

He was probably cheating again. She is funny and truly a great person. He's great too, but he likes "certain kinky things"and I dont know if Sarah was down for that.

[ElleDriver 0]

I read that he was having an affair with one of his writers. Of couse he said that was BS

[Antianeirai 0]

I read that he was having an affair with one of his writers. Of couse he said that was BS

And various other women..... he is a dog. Too bad because other than that he is great.

[BobbyD 2]

Didn't he leave his wife for her, I think? If he did cheat on Silverman...she can do a whole lot better. I wish her the best of luck...At least she'll have some new material, and comedians usually get funnier when they talk about breakups, divorces, etc...IMO.