Lindsay Lohan still broke and a mess

[ElleDriver 0]

She found another way to get drugs. What's next?

 

Lindsay Lohan Can Take Meds for Dental Surgery

 

 

 

It might seem like bad timing -- that Lindsay Lohan was ordered last week to submit to random drug testing, just days before she had her wisdom teeth pulled ... but we've learned Lindsay got a pass from probation.

 

 

Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, tells TMZ, "We advised the Probation Department of the dental appointment, which was made well in advance of last week's court hearing." Chapman says she assured the probation officer she would provide "documentation about any medications that Lindsay would be taking, which would be administered or prescribed as part of the procedure."

 

So whatever sedative Lindsay got in the oral surgeon's office, and whatever she's taking for the pain ... won't count on the drug test.

[Maxiemom 623]

There's a photo of Lindsay over on DListed with her face wrapped up like a hooded monk post "surgery". (I'd post a link but my work firewall has that site blocked). Talk about overkill.

 

I recognize that every case is different but I honestly don't recall using more than a day two's worth of drugs when I got all 4 of mine out way back in the day. It sure will be interesting to see how long she milks this for.

[annabeast 24]

There's a photo of Lindsay over on DListed with her face wrapped up like a hooded monk post "surgery". (I'd post a link but my work firewall has that site blocked). Talk about overkill.

 

I recognize that every case is different but I honestly don't recall using more than a day two's worth of drugs when I got all 4 of mine out way back in the day. It sure will be interesting to see how long she milks this for.

 

Ditto for me too, Maxiemom. So what happens if she is driving under the influence of a prescribed medication? Come to think of it, does she even have a valid license anymore?

[Filippa 0]

It´s a tooth, not brain surgery ?! And Perez (not the most reliable source) reports that she went to the movies last night. Hm, I bet she will be milking this for at least a week

[Maxiemom 623]

It´s a tooth, not brain surgery ?! And Perez (not the most reliable source) reports that she went to the movies last night. Hm, I bet she will be milking this for at least a week

I'm thinking a month. Isn't her birthday some time in the first week of July?

[fykeylicious 1,099]

yeah - 10 bucks she gets dry socket and will need more meds for that. or some other injury will just so happen to befall her. Meanwhile, her mother's standing by, probably helping her come up with ideas.

[WillyWonka 0]

I don't know if she's supposedly had all 4 taken out, if they sedated her or just used novacaine or what, but when I had mine out, it was all 4 and they knocked me out. When it was over, between the anesthesia wearing off and the painkillers kicking in I couldn't even walk in a straight line. There was no way I could have gone out to see a movie that night. Of course, I don't have Lindsay's tolerance for mind altering substances either LOL. I took heavy duty painkillers the next day (Percocet) but by the third day all I needed was OTC ibuprofin. However, the swelling and bruising all around my jaw lasted for several weeks.

 

She's full of crap.

[Filippa 0]

And according to her Twitter account she will have 2 root canals coming week and one more wisdomtooth removal. "And I doesn´t even eat candy" .... No, but I can´t think that cocaine/heroin/meth is nice to your teeth ?

 

Aaah, this girl needs help and I get mad when they just waste their lives away ? She´s only like 23 ?

[Maxiemom 623]

She really needs to STFU before the judge hauls her, her lawyer, and her dentist in to court. I'm no dentist but I can't think of any reason why the wisdom teeth wouldn't all be yanked at once other than extending the amount of time that she's on meds.

 

I'm really beginning to think that she is beyond help at this point.

 

ETA: I just noticed the "I doesn't even eat candy" comment. WTG with the home schooling, White Oprah. Saving Ali is about the only chance for anybody in this sorry family.

Edited June 4, 2010 by Maxiemom

[Hoyaheel 1,874]

My wisdom teeth weren't all pulled at the same time - did half my mouth, then a few weeks (?) later, the other half. Granted that was....a long time ago (summer before I started college) so maybe dental practices have changed.

[annabeast 24]

She really needs to STFU before the judge hauls her, her lawyer, and her dentist in to court. I'm no dentist but I can't think of any reason why the wisdom teeth wouldn't all be yanked at once other than extending the amount of time that she's on meds.

 

I'm really beginning to think that she is beyond help at this point.

 

ETA: I just noticed the "I doesn't even eat candy" comment. WTG with the home schooling, White Oprah. Saving Ali is about the only chance for anybody in this sorry family.

Maxie Mom, I agree. The fact that she is putting so much effort into getting meds "legitimately" clearly indicates she doesn't get it at all.

[schumibabe 0]

Dlisted:

 

What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

 

 

Lindsay Lohan has already sold off pictures of the booze blocker on her ankle, so I'm guessing that's the last we're going to see of it. LiLo is doing whatever it takes to keep our eyes from staring at her SCRAM including covering her legs by wearing one of Disco Granny's old rhinestone jumpsuits. This is probably the same shit White Oprah wore back in the day when she trolled reservation casinos looking for a sugar daddy to pay her motel room for a week if she sucked on his taint.

 

And speaking of old man taint, that's probably the smell that is going to jump off of LiLo's ankle when that SCRAM finally comes off. The Food Network better be on hand for that event, because you know new kinds of cheese will be uncovered.

 

More pics here

[ericamarie 1]

Why is she standing like that? The outfit could have been cute as a solid colored dress on an actress who could keep her legs shut!

[l1zz1e 0]

yeah, I don't find the outfit nearly as disturbing as the stance.

[Hihomumio 168]

I just realized why that outfit looks so bad: the crotch of the jumpsuit is hanging waaaayyyy too low. What an odd design.

[annabeast 24]

The darkest gray on the jumpsuit matches her roots. Well done!

[Maxiemom 623]

Let's just hope this debacle doesn't "inspire" her to design a line of more flattering, SCRAM concealing attire.

[BobbyD 2]

I just realized why that outfit looks so bad: the crotch of the jumpsuit is hanging waaaayyyy too low. What an odd design.

Probably designed because her crotch really does hang too low...by now. For various reasons. :4biggrin:

[ElleDriver 0]

Judge Will Receive Report On Lindsay Lohan SCRAM Bracelet Going Off

 

Judge Marsha Revel will receive a report on Lindsay Lohan’s alcohol-detecting SCRAM bracelet going off, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

 

The bracelet went off after the MTV awards.

 

Now the company that monitors the bracelet will send a report to the court that is overseeing Lindsay’s DUI probation case.

 

Judge Revel will see the report and prosecutor Danette Meyers is also expected to review it.

 

“The judge will get a report from the SCRAM company and it will detail Lindsay’s alcohol level,” one source familiar with the situation told RadarOnline.com.

 

If Lindsay had alcohol in her system that would be a violation of Judge Revel’s order to abstain from drinking.

 

A probation violation hearing is already set for next month. And Lindsay is undergoing random drug testing at least weekly. RadarOnline.com broke the story that she passed her first two drug tests.

 

It is possible the SCRAM bracelet malfunctioned but some people close to the situation say that’s highly unlikely.

 

The company’s report should settle that debate.

[annabeast 24]

Judge Will Receive Report On Lindsay Lohan SCRAM Bracelet Going Off

 

Judge Marsha Revel will receive a report on Lindsay Lohan’s alcohol-detecting SCRAM bracelet going off, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

 

The bracelet went off after the MTV awards.

 

Now the company that monitors the bracelet will send a report to the court that is overseeing Lindsay’s DUI probation case.

 

Judge Revel will see the report and prosecutor Danette Meyers is also expected to review it.

 

“The judge will get a report from the SCRAM company and it will detail Lindsay’s alcohol level,” one source familiar with the situation told RadarOnline.com.

 

If Lindsay had alcohol in her system that would be a violation of Judge Revel’s order to abstain from drinking.

 

A probation violation hearing is already set for next month. And Lindsay is undergoing random drug testing at least weekly. RadarOnline.com broke the story that she passed her first two drug tests.

 

It is possible the SCRAM bracelet malfunctioned but some people close to the situation say that’s highly unlikely.

 

If she gets away with this, .... unbelievable. That must be why it was blinking at the after-party, as reported.

 

The company’s report should settle that debate.

[electricmayhem 0]

I can't wait for her excuse this time. I'm placing my bet on "my Dad spiked the punch!"

[dixiedoodah 1,003]

I can't wait for her excuse this time. I'm placing my bet on "my Dad spiked the punch!"

 

I'm going with "I was making out with Colin Farrell and it was sexually transmitted alcohol."

[fykeylicious 1,099]

I'll take "someone spilled champagne on it"

[schumibabe 0]

I just realized why that outfit looks so bad: the crotch of the jumpsuit is hanging waaaayyyy too low. What an odd design.

Probably designed because her crotch really does hang too low...by now. For various reasons. :4biggrin:

 

Well there's a lovely visual just before I eat lunch!!

[fykeylicious 1,099]

here's excuse #1, straight from lindsay's twitter:

 

"Haha! Last night-My friend Johnny put a light up bracelet on my boots and someone asked me if my SCRAM was lighting up RED…."