leaivory 2 Report post Posted July 31, 2007 Rosie Uses Paula in Her Poem Filed under: Paula Abdul , Rosie O'Donnell In a recent blog entry, that I can only partially understand, per usual, Rosie O'Donnell mentions Paula Abdul on more than one occasion. And I can't tell exactly if she's sympathizing with her, or condemning her for enjoying (and publicly appearing to suffer) under the trappings of her celebrity lifestyle. She starts off by saying, "right now/paula abdul would yell action/and the result would be/what we all see." She goes on to describe the "Hey Paula" star as "broken, fragile, pain filled, love less, raw, vulnerable, needy." She tells the "American Idol" judge: hey paula we cringe at r selves thru uAnd then she goes on to wax poetic about renting jet skis. I'm so confused. Maybe I should have paid better attention in my English classes in college. Or maybe not have gone at all. Posted by: Lisa Timmons http://socialitelife.com/2007/07/31/rosie_...in_her_poem.php Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leaivory 2 Report post Posted July 31, 2007 Oh No She Didn't!!! Why can't Rosie O'Donnell keep her fingers SHUT! She's gone off again and this time she's gone after Paula Abdul. Paula is an angel sent from God! Well....angel sent from a Vicodin bottle. Here's what that Rosie had to say on her blog: right now paula abdul would yell action and the result would be what we all see there r times u r so broken fragile pain filled love less desperate raw vulnerable so needy for love the black hole satan vortex gains and drains eventually were we brave enuf or stoned enuf to allow access to the swampy crazy part hey paula we cringe at r selves thru u an interior designer top of her game home maker of the stars a hairdresser arrives and nods yes yes i know her so money wasted - time - talent no no no she cries did u know u were creating for me? she asks the insulted artist and blah blah blah good god the worst of us allIt's called entertainment!!!!! Yes, Paula is all sorts of crazy, but I like her that way! It's not like she's driving around smashing into poles or getting arrested. She's keeping her crazy indoors! Rosie needs to lighten the EFF up. http://www.dlisted.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leaivory 2 Report post Posted August 1, 2007 Rosie Turned Down $2 Million Offer to Appear on "The Apprentice" Filed under: Rosie O'Donnell , The Apprentice She may not have been able to snag "The Price is Right" hosting gig she had her eye on, but that doesn't mean Rosie O'Donnell wants any hand-outs! Much less, those from her arch nemesis, Donald Trump. Mark Burnett's people reportedly tried to entice Rosie to make a guest appearance on celebrity edition of "The Apprentice" by offering the former co-host of "The View" $2 million. But Rosie wouldn't bite. Her appearance "would have entailed 12 days altogether." However, "O'Donnell turned Trump down flat. 'I wouldn't do it for $200 million,' Rosie was said to have responded."She's a busy woman as it is, people! Does the world think that these wacky, celebrity-based poems are going to write themselves? For the love of all that is holy, there are enemies to be squelched, Amy Winehouse songs to sing and headbands to be worn. The woman can barely squeeze in a cruise here and there. Posted by: Lisa Timmons http://socialitelife.com/2007/08/01/rosie_..._apprentice.php Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leaivory 2 Report post Posted August 1, 2007 It Would've Been Great TV Producer Mark Burnett reportedly offered Rosie O'Donnell $2 Million for 12 days work on Donald Trump's "The Apprentice: Celebrity Edition." Rosie would've come face to face with the Donald. A source claims Rosie turned it down FLAT and said she wouldn't do it for "$200 Million." What about 200 donuts? Did Donald think of that? I bet not! Rosie's rep said, “It will never happen in this lifetime or beyond.” They should ask her again in 6-months. Her number's coming up! http://www.dlisted.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leaivory 2 Report post Posted August 13, 2007 Sometimes Dykes And Bikes Don't Mix Not all dykes like bikes! Rosie O'Donnell wrote on her blog about her weekend encounter in Florida with a dude on his Harley. Rosie and her girlfriend, Kelly, were leaving a restaurant and while Kelly was backing the car out, the dude apparently flipped out. Here's what Rosie wrote. This shit is like art: along came a bald screaming infuriated man it's always a man i tell ya … as i buckled my belt he ran towards r car angry "MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!" "chill dude - we didn't touch it" he got madder pupils big - snorting like a dragon FUCK LESBIANS he screamed the trump card always and we r supposed to cower to fall 2 r knees ashamed not good enough unworthy not tonight mr bald muscle man with a pimped out hog not tonight i stood up in the front seat hands above my head smiled and yelled CORRECT SIR - FUCKING LESBIAN!!! he stormed back to his table right there in the lincoln mallRosie is one angry bitch! She eats too much sugar. If she laid off the sugar, she'd be more content. That's what my mother told me anyway. She said I'm a mean, nasty c*nt because I eat too much sugar. Makes sense. Rosie is all bark, no bite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leaivory 2 Report post Posted September 12, 2007 Never Retire Barbara! http://www.dlisted.com/ In her new book, Celebrity Detox, Rosie O'Donnell tells 77-year-old Barbara Walters to retire already. She writes, "And Barbara. At some point, a person gets tired. It's inevitable. Barbara Walters is almost twice my age. At some point it becomes necessary to step back. Everyone has to go. Going is part of the gig." "I would be less-than-honest if I were to say that there is no trouble between Barbara and I. I mean, our differences are obvious." Rosie also seems to suggest her new book that Barbara might have been jealous of her success on "The View." Rosie said when audience members would shout "I love you Rosie" Barbara would say to them, "It is impolite to say I love you to one person when there are four of us up here." Some who have read Rosie's book which is due out in October said it's a "rambling mess" not unlike her blog. As long as Rosie spills the beans, I'm reading. If Barbara retires I would seriously shed a tear. The TV world needs as many crazy, old ladies as possible! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stilllovewestley 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2007 Sometimes Dykes And Bikes Don't Mix Not all dykes like bikes! Rosie O'Donnell wrote on her blog about her weekend encounter in Florida with a dude on his Harley. Rosie and her girlfriend, Kelly, were leaving a restaurant and while Kelly was backing the car out, the dude apparently flipped out. Here's what Rosie wrote. This shit is like art: along came a bald screaming infuriated man it's always a man i tell ya … as i buckled my belt he ran towards r car angry "MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!" "chill dude - we didn't touch it" he got madder pupils big - snorting like a dragon FUCK LESBIANS he screamed the trump card always and we r supposed to cower to fall 2 r knees ashamed not good enough unworthy not tonight mr bald muscle man with a pimped out hog not tonight i stood up in the front seat hands above my head smiled and yelled CORRECT SIR - FUCKING LESBIAN!!! he stormed back to his table right there in the lincoln mallRosie is one angry bitch! She eats too much sugar. If she laid off the sugar, she'd be more content. That's what my mother told me anyway. She said I'm a mean, nasty c*nt because I eat too much sugar. Makes sense. Rosie is all bark, no bite. How is playing the "bald" card any better than that guy playing the "lesbian" card as she calls it? It's both something they're born with. Way to be tolerant of bald people, Rosie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leaivory 2 Report post Posted September 13, 2007 That's A New One http://www.dlisted.com/ In her new book "Celebrity Detox" Rosie O'Donnell admits to hurting herself as a child. I've heard of cutting, but I've never heard of "batting." Crazy bitch. The Insider reports: She writes that as a child, she used to break her own limbs with "a baseball bat" or a "wooden hanger." On page 186, it reads: "My hands and fingers usually. No one knew. My secret." Why? "Proof," she writes, "that I had some value, enough to be fixed." And later, Rosie cryptically adds, "There were many benefits to having a cast. In the middle of the night, it was a weapon." I'm guessing she needed a "weapon" because she abused? I could be wrong. She has determination. I tried to break my nose once so I could stay home from school. I couldn't go through with it, so I drank half a bottle of Palmolive to make myself vom. It tasted so nasty. They didn't have delicious scents like grapefruit and hibiscus back then. I know, Rosie and I need the crazy house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2007 Rosie O’Donnell in Talks to Join MSNBC Rosie O’Donnell, who abruptly left “The View” on ABC last spring after drawing attention and ratings for her opinions on everything from the Iraq war to her co-hosts, is in serious discussions to return to television atop a new soapbox: a prime-time show on the cable news channel MSNBC, according to executives on both sides of the negotiations who have been briefed directly. Under one scenario, Ms. O’Donnell would be given the 9 p.m. slot each weeknight on MSNBC, where she would go head-to-head with two heavyweights of cable talk: “Larry King Live” on CNN and “Hannity & Colmes” on Fox News. Her show would replace “Live with Dan Abrams,” a relatively low-rated program that only recently replaced “Scarborough Country,” which was also little-watched. But NBC executives, speaking on condition of anonymity because the conversations are continuing, cautioned that there were many elements of a potential deal yet to be resolved. These include when such a show would appear, what Ms. O’Donnell would be paid, and whether she would also be seen on the NBC broadcast network. Ms. O’Donnell alluded somewhat cryptically to a possible new job in a speech she gave at a book-signing on Sunday night in Miami, according to a report that appeared on a website, lyingonthebeach.com. A podcast on that site described Ms. O’Donnell as saying that she would soon begin competing against “the guy with the suspenders and the long, long face,” an obvious reference to Mr. King. NBC has been courting Ms. O’Donnell in recent months for any number of jobs, including host of a possible new game show. www.nytimes.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
branchop 319 Report post Posted November 6, 2007 Unless there are koosh balls, John McDaniel, drool over Tommy C and unabashed product placement, I don't ever want to see her on TV again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobbyD 2 Report post Posted November 6, 2007 I want her and Hasselbeck...toe to toe...12 rounds...make it happen! They can throw in Coulter and Sean Hannity for good measure! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobbyD 2 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 (Pagesix.com) When Bill Made Rosie Weep November 8, 2007 -- ROSIE O'Donnell says Bill Clinton had her bawling like a baby during an emotional chat in which the ex-president apologized for cheapening the Oval Office with his Monica Lewinsky sexcapades. The sapphic supernova, doing stand-up at the New York Comedy Festival Tuesday night, told the audience how Clinton sent her a card after she slammed him during a performance at the Mohegan Sun Casino Hotel five years ago, The Post's Mandy Stadtmiller reports. "He disgusts me," O'Donnell recalled saying at the casino show. "And I know I'm not supposed to say this because I'm a good Democrat, but I didn't want to [talk] to him because he lied to me when he said, 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman,' and then put the scarlet-letter [bleep]-job on her for the rest of her life . . . I still hate you!" When the corpulent comic called the phone number Clinton included with his note, Bubba himself picked up, she said. "My knees got weak. I was like, 'Can I [bleep] you?' No, I didn't say it, but I felt it - I was like, 'Whoa! Whoa!' And he said, 'I was at your show the other night, and I was sorry that you didn't come over and say hello to me. And I know that you're still harboring some hard feelings,' " O'Donnell related. "And I said, 'You know, listen, here's the deal, dude. I've been disappointed by men my whole life. I loved JFK, my mother loved JFK, and you were the JFK to me. And you let me down, man. You killed me and that hurt me a lot, and when you hurt me, I don't know, I didn't expect that out of you and I thought you could do better for your wife, for the country and just in general." Clinton then worked his charm on O'Donnell. "He goes, 'I'm sorry for all the men who ever hurt you, I'm sorry that I hurt you. Everything you've said to me, I've said to myself, and I hope one day you can forgive me, and I hope I can forgive me.' " Clinton's mea culpa quickly had O'Donnell's faucets opening up. "I'm hysterical crying," she recalled. O'Donnell also joked at the comedy fest about being fascinated with Britney Spears. "I want her to come live with me, but I have to stop saying that. I'm a 45-year-old overweight lesbian. She's like a 23-year-old hot, skinny sexy girl. I think she's going to call the police soon, you know. I mean I phone her, I leave her like stalker-like messages at the Four Seasons." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bette Davis 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 Is there anyway we can pay Rosie to stop talking and disappear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC 1 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 Is there anyway we can pay Rosie to stop talking and disappear? Well, if her blog is true, she talked too much and now the deal with MSNBC is off. Link to Rosie's Blog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet tart 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 Trump's offer is looking better every minute! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 Rosie's Loose Lips Sink MSNBC Ship Rosie O'Donnell's return to the world of talk has been short-circuited by her own big mouth. In a posting to her blog Wednesday night, O'Donnell revealed that negotiations with MSNBC to host her own prime-time show had fallen apart due to her inability to keep quiet about the potential deal. "We were close to a deal/ almost done/ i let it slip in miami/ causing panic on the studio end," she wrote in her trademark punctuation- and grammar-eschewing free verse. "Well/ what can u do. "2day there is no deal/ poof/ my career as a pundit is over/ b4 it began." Still, O'Donnell doesn't seem to be too distraught. "Just as well/ i figure/everything happens for a reason/ bashert—as we say," she wrote. "And on we go." Word of the proposed deal, which would've seen O'Donnell in the 9 p.m. time slot, immediately after Keith Olbermann on MSNBC's schedule and talking head-to-talking head with CNN's Larry King, was first reported Monday by the New York Times. The newspaper indicated that cautious conversations had begun between O'Donnell and the network. Apparently not cautious enough, at least for O'Donnell. The boisterous talk-show vet failed to keep mum about the back-and-forth, dropping hints of a potential return to the airwaves on several stops of her book-signing tour for Celebrity Detox. During a stop in Miami on Sunday, O'Donnell told fans she would soon be competing against "the guy with the suspenders and the long, long face"—as in, King. On Tuesday, during a stand-up show at the New York Comedy Festival, after reports of her discussions with the cable net had already made the rounds, O'Donnell again played not so coy with the audience. "We're filming for an unidentified TV station, which I was told I was not allowed to mention," she said during the gig. "You don't tell me what I'm not allowed to say, because then I can't help but say it!" She went on to prove her point. "They told me not to mention this possible show, and they are men in business suits. Nothing is scarier than men in business suits screaming at you over the phone." O'Donnell's last television foray ended abruptly in May, when she departed The View before the end of her one-year contract after an on-air bustup with Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lea 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 Rosie O'Donnell Can't Keep A Secret Rosie O'Donnell's fat mouth cost her a show. Rosie said on her blog yesterday that she was in talks with MSNBC for her own show, but when she "let it slip" at a book signing the network got nervous and dumped her ass. She wrote: msnbc one hour live following keith olbermann we were close to a deal almost done i let it slip in miami causing panic on the studio end well what can u do 2day there is no deal poof my career as a pundit is over b4 it began just as well i figure everything happens for a reason bashert - as we say and on we go That sort of sucks. I was looking forward to Ro's crazy ass on television again. Oh well! MSNBC probably realized that bitch will probably turn on them in the long run and start blabbing about it. I can already hear Donald Trump's response, "Rosie is a fat, degenerate, ugly, disgusting...." http://www.dlisted.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2007 O'Donnell Loses Out on Talk Show Rosie O'Donnell has lost out on a deal to host her talk show reportedly because MSNBC "panicked" when she let slip details of the program before negotiations had been finalized. O'Donnell was in talks to front a new primetime program for the cable channel earlier this week, but admits her excited comments at the prospect of taking on CNN's Larry King caused the deal to fall through. Writing on her blog, she says, "we were close to a deal. almost done. i let it slip in miami, causing panic on the studio end. "well, what can u do. 2day there is no deal ... poof. my career as a pundit is over b4 it began." But according to Fox News, it was O'Donnell's reluctance to commit to further presenting duties that resulted in negotiations being called off. The news channel reports, "The network couldn't afford to make a deal for Rosie just based on a nighttime show. "It would have to have been tied into something else on daytime. The problem with that? O'Donnell doesn't want to return to a grueling daytime schedule while her kids are in school." The talk show would have been O'Donnell's first since she quit "The View" in May. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobbyD 2 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 (Pagesix.com) Sex To Make You Celibate WANT to get turned on watching hot sex? Then avoid these movies and TV shows, which Maxim says feature the worst love scenes of all time. Topping the list is the "Nip/Tuck" episode in which Julian McMahon beds Rosie O'Donnell. "We don't know what kind of bet McMahon lost, but having to hump O'Donnell, who can't even shut up . . . is a fate worse than the 'Fantastic Four.' " Also honored is "Casino," in which observing Sharon Stone and Joe Pesci get it on "is like watching a Chihuahua hump [NBA star] Yao Ming's leg," Maxim says. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez get the nod for "Gigli," even though they were a real-life couple at the time - "[Now] we know why he ran into the arms of Jennifer Garner and she shacked up with the Skeletor [Marc Anthony's nickname]." Maxim was also grossed out by William H. Macy and Maria Bello in "The Cooler," noting, "If you asked 10 random women which actor they'd most like to see naked [bleep]ing a cocktail waitress, at least seven would go out of their way to say, 'Anyone, as long as it isn't William H. Macy.' " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bette Davis 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 Yup, watching Rosie having sex with anyone, anyplace, anytime would lead to thoughts of celibacy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2007 Hogan and O'Donnell in Public Feud Former wrestling star Hulk Hogan has ignited a war of words with actress/talk show host Rosie O'Donnell, calling on her to "shut her big mouth." Hogan was promoting the new show "American Gladiators" at a press conference on Thursday when he was asked which celebrity he would most like to see challenged by the series' muscle-bound competitors. He told reporters, "Without a doubt Rosie O'Donnell. Somebody needs to shut that big mouth up." O'Donnell, however, was quick to respond on her blog, writing, "Hulk Hogan, the wrestler guy, wants to pummel me. Isn't that sweet, and wildly odd." She then likened the star's vendetta to that of property mogul Donald Trump, with whom she had a public feud earlier this year: "It's like a gang of gross guys, a club almost, old, dumb, white and on TV." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPIE 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2007 Rosie to Daughter: Teen Pregnancy 'Never a Good Idea' Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy has hit home for Rosie O'Donnell. The former View co-host says her 10-year-old daughter Chelsea asked about the 16-year-old Spears's baby news. O'Donnell, 45, recounted the conversation in response to a question from a fan who wrote to her blog asking her "as a celeb & a mom," what Nickelodeon should do about Zoey 101. O'Donnell says she talked to Chelsea about Britney Spears's younger sister and, as described in O'Donnell's blog-speak, "Here's how it went," she says. "Mama u know the lady with the umbrella and no hair," Chelsea said. "Her sister is a teenager and she is having twin babies." (Actually, she only announced she was pregnant). "And what do u think about that Chels?" asked O'Donnell. "Teenagers can have babies?" her daughter asked. "Yes they can, and it is never a good idea," she responded. "Y didn't she take pills that make u not have a baby?" O'Donnell's response: "Hmmmmmm." people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bette Davis 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2007 Rosie is a better mother than Lynne. Scary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoyaheel 1,875 Report post Posted December 22, 2007 Rosie might be a lot of things (some I like, some I don't) but I never thought she was a bad parent. For the most part, her family is kept out of the spotlight, and I think in general that's a very good thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bette Davis 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2007 Rosie might be a lot of things (some I like, some I don't) but I never thought she was a bad parent. For the most part, her family is kept out of the spotlight, and I think in general that's a very good thing. Her partner, Kelli seems like a good parent as well. She and the kids are hardly ever seen. That is good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites