January Jones

[Silliness 1]

I wonder how long it will be before Stephanie March files for divorce from Bobby?

 

Source http://hollywooddame.com/2010/06/12/januar...by-flay-affair/

 

January Jones and Bobby Flay AFFAIR !?!

Published on June 12, 2010 by Cara Harrington · 6 Comments

 

January Jones crashed into 3 parked cars and made up a fictional story about being chased by a slew of paparazzi after watching a basketball game with friends. Turns out, that story needs dipped in Glade because it reeks of crap.

 

Witnesses and victims of the crash said that there were NO photographers around before, after or during Jones’ multiple crashes. They were also shocked to see Food Network star, Bobby Flay, show up on the scene of the accident. Also, no photos of the crash have surfaced. Pics of the “Mad Men” star running into 3 cars, meeting with Flay and then fleeing would mean huge money. Yet, the only photos to show up were taken many hours later.

 

Via TMZ:

 

“A woman who owns one of the cars that was hit tells TMZ … she heard the crash, looked over her balcony and saw Jones. She says around 10 minutes after the crash, Food Network star Bobby Flay showed up in a separate car, began talking with her and telling her to leave the scene, which she did.”

 

Another witness who confronted January confirmed that Flay was there and left after Jones fled.

 

“The witness at the scene tells TMZ she was face-to-face with Jones and smelled alcohol on her breath. The witness says Jones left her driver’s license with another resident and left. She returned 45 minutes later in a different set of clothes, chewing gum.”

 

Police talked to Jones and didn’t give her a sobriety test do to the fact she left the scene and came back. They claim it would be impossible to tell if she went home and had a beer then came back. Because nothing screams good idea like leaving the scene of an accident to go home and have a martini only to return to the accident to have a chat with police. Regardless of how this flimsy her story is and how many laws she has appeared to have broke, police are no longer investigating.

 

As for Bobby Flay and January, many are crossing their arms and using the power of reasoning to shout AFFAIR at this mess. Jones called Flay immediately after getting into the crash. His statement was full of crap as well. He claimed he just met her that night and saw that she had a beer, but wasn’t monitoring her booze intake. His rep says Flay only gave her his number because she said she wants to remodel her kitchen and only showed up just to make sure she was ok. So to recrap (typo, but it stays): January Jones and Bobby Flay were together at The London West Hollywood Hotel “watching a Lakers game with friends.” She had a beer, exchanged numbers with Flay for kitchen remodeling purposes and smashed into three parked cars. Called the Bobby for help despite just meeting him….

 

Febreeze that story too because it smells worse than last night’s mahi mahi. The questions of: why would someone call a person they just met for help after an accident??? And why would you go to the scene of an accident instead of calling 911 for someone you just met???

 

Flay’s marital history isn’t helping. Currently he is on his third marriage and notoriously known for being a cad. He married Stephanie March of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.” Rumors of a coke problem have followed the star around for a few years. He was also on the guest list of Paris Hilton’s birthday party last year and the year before. (Obviously that doesn’t prove much, but take it as you will.) Jones has also been photographed with a hickey after leaving another party in Malibu in May (click HERE for those pics).

 

What do you think?

 

UPDATE: Another claim that Bobby Flay and January Jones had a cozy and boozed filled dinner together last month has surfaced. A fellow patron of Peppermill Lounge in Las Vegas reportedly spotted Bobby and Jones together in mid-May. She had her picture taken with him (shown in the photo gallery below) and shared this tale:

 

“I had seen the two at the lounge inside of Peppermill at Las Vegas. At first I thought the lady he was with was his wife. They were both sitting close to each other and they both were drinking alcoholic beverages. When I went over to ask for a picture, to my surprise the woman he was with was January Jones.

 

He seemed a little tipsy, his face was red and he seemed super relaxed. January on the other hand didn’t seem she was intoxicated yet. When I was leaving, they were both in the booths where the fireplace was. At the Peppermill, the fireplace area is where the “couples” usually sit. They were sitting very close to each other, talking, laughing, and slight touching involved. It looked a lot like they were just flirting back and forth with each other. They looked like they were an item. I thought maybe his wife and him had gotten a divorce but I checked online to my surprise that he was still married? So I don’t know what the deal is.. But I believe there is something there.”

[crazzy 0]

He seems like a dick but I have never heard anything about his personal life. But..this is pretty obviously an affair so now the divorce countdown begins.

[Serendipity 12]

I'm more offended that the cops were derelict in their duties by not testing her for DUI.

[Kath 153]

I thought that the DListed recounting of this story was particularly hilariouos:

 

"The January Jones hit-and-run story now has a new character: BOBBY FLAY! BAM! Oh wait, that's the wrong bitch.

 

So as some of you may know (and probably still don't care), January hit three parked cars last night while coming home from watching the Lakers game at a hotel. January blamed the paps and left the scene. January came back 45 minutes to talk the police and to sort everything out. The police say booze was not involved, and they aren't going to investigate further. That was that. But then TMZ brought up details including an appearance by Bobby Flay! The plot thickens like Aretha Franklin's saliva when she spots a Krispy Kreme in the distance.

 

Apparently, January met Bobby while watching the game with friends at the hotel. Bobby told TMZ that January is redoing her kitchen so she asked for his number to give to her designer (hmmmm #1). Shortly after dumb ass January hit the three cars, she called Bobby for help (hmmmmm #2). Bobby doesn't know why January called him, but he drove over to see if she was okay. A woman who owns one of the cars January hit claims that Bobby told January to go home (hmmmm #3). So January gave her drivers license to one of the witnesses and busted out of that bitch.

 

Another witness says that they didn't see any paps around after the crash (hmmmm #4). The witness also says that they smelled booze on January's breath (hmmmm #5). Bobby claims that as far as he knows January only had one beer at the hotel (hmmmm #6).

 

When January came back to the scene to speak to the police, she was wearing different clothes (hmmmm #7) and chewing gum (hmmmm #8). When the witness asked the police if they were going to give January a sobriety test, they said they weren't going to even bother with that shit since she could've had a drink at home after the crash (hmmmm #9). They said there was no way to prove that she was drunk at the time she bashed three cars. And they also weren't going to do it, because she's so purdy and she batted her eyes at them.

 

So January might be a drunk driving, car bashing slut who is letting a married Bobby Flay throw his chili pepper down on her polenta cake. Does she still register a 10 on the "MEH" scale? Come on, she gave us 9 hmmmmms! Yeah, you're right. She's still a major MEH. Now if she would've been drunk AND had Bobby Flay's face on her crotch at the time of the crash.....

[Hihomumio 168]

Can not beat Michael K for snark!!! :4biggrin:

[kappy22 1]

And another dick bites the dust.

[Kath 153]

 

If you told me that this was a photo of a 60 year-old, I'd believe it!!

[Hoyaheel 1,874]

She's PREGNANT. Never saw that coming!

[Baby Doll 77]

She's PREGNANT. Never saw that coming!

Anybody seen Bobby Flay around recently?

[KikiTopaz 34]

Bobby Flay was just on a reality show featuring the next great American fast food restaurant. He does seem like a dick.

[WillyWonka 0]

Source: January Jones' Baby Daddy So Isn't Jason Sudeikis

 

Tue., May. 10, 2011 4:02 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca and Aly Weisman

 

The plot behind January Jones' mystery baby daddy has thickened.

 

Although most recently linked to SNL actor Jason Sudeikis, January and Jason split in January (appropriately enough), and a most knowledgeable source tells us the funnyman is not the father of January's soon-to-be born kid:

 

Dun, dun, dun!

 

According to very well placed movie insiders, closely connected to Jones (who's been shooting X-Men: First Class), January was involved with someone on set—and that someone is the father of her child.

 

Hmm, no wonder Sudeikis was so tongue-tied when a Washington Post reporter asked him at the White House Correspondent's Dinner if he had any comment about Jones' sudden baby bump, saying, "I'd rather—yes but no."

 

Was he surprised to find out she was pregnant?

 

"No, I—no, I didn't have anything [else to say]," Sudeikis stammered. The reporter added, "Sudeikis seemed comfortable being asked about the situation, just unwilling to say too much."

 

Last month, Jones' rep would only confirm the pregnancy, telling us, "January Jones is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall" and no word back yet from the rep on baby daddy inquiries.

 

But with pictures like these of Jones doing the morning after walk of shame, the baby daddy question was anyone's guess.

 

Since announcing her pregnancy, Jones has been spotted out and about at the Lakers game, grocery shopping and going to the doctor—all solo.

 

No matter who her Don Draper is, let's just hope Jones is a warmer mother than her Mad Men alter ego Betty!

 

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_...daddy_isnt.html

[mostlylurker 2]

seems solved:

 

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/05/matt...daddy-list.html

[lennyann 3]

Ted posted about this today, too:

 

Exclusive! What Caused X-Men Director to Bolt From Hollywood?

Today 12:01 PM PDT

 

 

UPDATE: Legal counsel for Matthew Vaughn strongly denies that his client had an affair with January Jones, or is the father of her expected child. We're also assured Mr. Vaughn does currently have laryngitis.

 

_________

 

When Mad Men star January Jones announced she was pregnant April 28, everybody started asking: Who's the dad?

 

Nobody—January, in particular—is talking. On the record, that is.

 

Off the record, several sources from January's new film, X-Men: First Class, directed by Claudia Schiffer's British husband, Matthew Vaughn, say odd happenings occurred on the set, including a "very close" relationship with Jones.

 

Did they have an affair, and is Matthew January's baby daddy? Reps for January and Matthew aren't saying. But here's what we do know:

 

According to multiple knowledgeable X-Men sources, Vaughn and Schiffer, who were renting a house on Foothill Road in Beverly Hills, "abruptly" left town at roughly the same time Jones made her surprise baby announcement in April, even though the couple was tentatively scheduled to stay on through May.

 

"[Matthew] told us something about their house being renovated and they needed to get back," says a top-level X-Men source, who was directly involved in editing the summer flick, which opens June 3.

 

However, a representative for both Schiffer and Vaughn says the departure was not only always planned, but, also due to their children's school schedule, and that finishing up the mutant-franchise flick was unaffected. Another source on the film confirms that Vaughn's travel schedule doesn't seem to have adversely affected the film's scheduled opening.

 

But this is where things get weirder:

 

Both the Vaughn/Schiffer rep, as well as another production source (Fox, which is releasing the sequel, would not comment) said there would be no X-Men premiere, other than a "cast screening" in New York, which took place yesterday—January, among several other cast members, did show for the screening.

 

But the rep tells us Matthew could not attend the New York screening because of a "severe" case of tonsillitis.

 

Miraculously, though, Mr. Vaughn still seemed quite the chatty Cathy for X-Men interviews on the same day. His health seemed to be in tip-top shape, as the Brits would say.

 

Also healthy was Vaughn's time spent with Jones on set, say our X-Men insiders. Multiple sources from the set insist Jones and Vaughn were "very close" throughout shooting, as we have stated.

 

To which the Schiffer/Vaughn spokeswoman replied: "Matthew had a very good working relationship with all the actors during the making of this film."

 

Something's not adding up here, and it's not just Vaughn's dubious throat.

Edited May 27, 2011 by lennyann

[dixiedoodah 1,003]

Please note that the first article sourced Fakey. I refuse to believe that he could have legitimate scoop. Ahead of Ted.

[lennyann 3]

This article I posted yesterday has been taken down off the E! website. Lainey mentioned it today.

 

Ted posted about this today, too:

 

Exclusive! What Caused X-Men Director to Bolt From Hollywood?

Today 12:01 PM PDT

 

 

UPDATE: Legal counsel for Matthew Vaughn strongly denies that his client had an affair with January Jones, or is the father of her expected child. We're also assured Mr. Vaughn does currently have laryngitis.

 

_________

 

When Mad Men star January Jones announced she was pregnant April 28, everybody started asking: Who's the dad?

 

Nobody—January, in particular—is talking. On the record, that is.

 

Off the record, several sources from January's new film, X-Men: First Class, directed by Claudia Schiffer's British husband, Matthew Vaughn, say odd happenings occurred on the set, including a "very close" relationship with Jones.

 

Did they have an affair, and is Matthew January's baby daddy? Reps for January and Matthew aren't saying. But here's what we do know:

 

According to multiple knowledgeable X-Men sources, Vaughn and Schiffer, who were renting a house on Foothill Road in Beverly Hills, "abruptly" left town at roughly the same time Jones made her surprise baby announcement in April, even though the couple was tentatively scheduled to stay on through May.

 

"[Matthew] told us something about their house being renovated and they needed to get back," says a top-level X-Men source, who was directly involved in editing the summer flick, which opens June 3.

 

However, a representative for both Schiffer and Vaughn says the departure was not only always planned, but, also due to their children's school schedule, and that finishing up the mutant-franchise flick was unaffected. Another source on the film confirms that Vaughn's travel schedule doesn't seem to have adversely affected the film's scheduled opening.

 

But this is where things get weirder:

 

Both the Vaughn/Schiffer rep, as well as another production source (Fox, which is releasing the sequel, would not comment) said there would be no X-Men premiere, other than a "cast screening" in New York, which took place yesterday—January, among several other cast members, did show for the screening.

 

But the rep tells us Matthew could not attend the New York screening because of a "severe" case of tonsillitis.

 

Miraculously, though, Mr. Vaughn still seemed quite the chatty Cathy for X-Men interviews on the same day. His health seemed to be in tip-top shape, as the Brits would say.

 

Also healthy was Vaughn's time spent with Jones on set, say our X-Men insiders. Multiple sources from the set insist Jones and Vaughn were "very close" throughout shooting, as we have stated.

 

To which the Schiffer/Vaughn spokeswoman replied: "Matthew had a very good working relationship with all the actors during the making of this film."

 

Something's not adding up here, and it's not just Vaughn's dubious throat.

[princess 1,712]

So everyone is aware that the big rumor is the Baby Daddy is Ashton Kutcher from a one night stand, right?? Thoughts??

 

 

 

[dixiedoodah 1,003]

Did Ted address this recently? I seem to remember him implying it was someone behind the camera and not an actor.

[GovMarley 90]

I just assumed it was Bobby Flay's.

Edited November 16, 2011 by GovMarley

[crystalb 0]

anyone find anything else out about this?

[Hoyaheel 1,874]

The baby? Certain recent blinds led us to believe it was Ashton Kutcher's. But who knows.

[annabeast 24]

The baby? Certain recent blinds led us to believe it was Ashton Kutcher's. But who knows.

Whoa, really? I missed that.

[kappy22 1]

The baby? Certain recent blinds led us to believe it was Ashton Kutcher's. But who knows.

That's the most hilarious one yet! :4biggrin: :4biggrin:

[Hoyaheel 1,874]

The baby? Certain recent blinds led us to believe it was Ashton Kutcher's. But who knows.

Whoa, really? I missed that.

 

Discussed in the Blind Items forum. Not a slam dunk, of course, but it sort of fits. Of course, it could be Vaughn's still. Or maybe she doesn't know (which is another blind that might be January Jones....)

http://www.fanchitchat.com/chatboard/index...ary+jones\

[princess 1,712]

 

SPOTS & STRIPES

January Jones and son Xander, 13 months, show off their pattern play during a day of errands in L.A. on Tuesday.

 

 

Kid look like any of our guesses??

[princess 1,712]

 

Another shot of the kid.