Paul & Stella McCartney clan

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I KNOW this is long, but I swear if you are Team McCartney, it is worth every SECOND...From the Daily Mail

 

I'm sorry, Macca, for introducing you to this monster

By Piers Morgan. A personal view

 

Like most Mail readers, I read the McCartney divorce papers yesterday with mounting astonishment. But unlike everyone else, I also read them with a mounting sense of guilt. It was me, after all, who first introduced Paul to Heather, at the Mirror's Pride of Britain Awards in 1999.

 

I remember the moment well. It was Macca's first real public appearance since the death of his wife, Linda, and he turned up an hour late after agonising all morning whether to come or not.

 

'This is not easy for me,' he whispered tearfully in my ear, as one particularly heroic piece of child bravery was saluted.

 

I genuinely felt for him. But Paul perked up enormously when a feisty buxom lady called Heather Mills marched on stage and delivered a speech about a young girl who had lost her legs to meningitis.

 

Heather was articulate, opinionated, determined, well-researched and inspiring.

 

I introduced her to Paul after the show, and before I knew it they'd fallen in love. It was supposed to be the happy-ever-after script that everyone wanted for the world's favourite, tragic, Beatle.

 

But Heather quickly began attracting unfavourable headlines. Her past, to put it mildly, was 'murky'. She'd been a party girl for wealthy Arabs, had run through boyfriends and fiancés like a bull through Pamplona, and developed an unfortunate tendency to tell endless porky pies about herself.

 

She was also a fiery little number, prone to rages, rows and general 'anger management' issues.

 

Stories soon emerged that the marriage was in trouble - at one stage I was played a tape of a message Paul had left for Heather on her mobile phone.

 

It was heartbreaking. The couple had clearly had a tiff, Heather had fled to India, and Paul was pleading with her to come back. He sounded lonely, miserable and desperate, and even sang 'We Can Work It Out' into the answerphone.

 

But despite it all, I still rather liked and admired Heather. When I interviewed her for a TV series, I found her to be a tough cookie with a waspish sense of humour, who was rightly proud of the very effective work she does for charity.

 

But I also didn't believe a lot of what she said, and thought she was ludicrously obsessed with - and touchy about - the Press. I could also sense a growing - and even more ludicrous - irritation that she had to constantly play second fiddle to Paul.

 

Becoming 'Lady' Heather had compounded her sense of self worth to dangerously high levels, and I began hearing more and more stories of her diva behaviour.

 

The separation, when it came, only served to confirm what many already suspected: there had been three of them in the marriage - Paul, Heather and her Ego, and one of them had to go. It was Paul.

 

Since the split, she's been fighting a PR war with Macca - from being photographed locked out of his house, to hiring Princess Diana's divorce lawyer. Operation Make-Me-A-Martyr has been fought with ruthless efficiency in the pages of the popular press over the last few months.

 

What Heather has never understood, though, is that she can NEVER supplant a Beatle in public affection. However difficult Paul might be - and I suspect that, like most geniuses, he's not the easiest guy to live with - he's still the man who wrote Yesterday, Hey Jude and Let It Be. And the man who had one of the happiest, most loyal marriages in showbusiness, until Linda was so cruelly taken from him.

 

We all love Macca because he's always seemed such a nice, ordinary type, relatively untainted by fame. And that's why Heather has made such a hideous mistake in making all these horrible allegations about her husband in the divorce papers.

 

Even if she was not directly responsible for the leak, she must have known that the details would come out, and presumably assumed we'd all read them with horror and a sudden new sympathy for this poor, tortured, tormented soul.

 

But we didn't, Heather. We all read them with horror alright - horror that you could be so disgusting about our Paul. As for sympathy, that's all going to swing even further his way. Fast.

 

Let me be clear at this point. There is nothing remotely comical about genuine victims of domestic abuse. But the woman who emerges from these papers is no victim.

 

The picture the documents paint is of a self-obsessed, demanding, selfish, whining woman, apparently intent on making Paul's life as unhappy as possible.

 

Every two paragraphs, another incident seems to have occurred because Heather was, by her own admission, 'in a bad mood', usually because someone's said something nasty about her on TV or in a paper.

 

On one extraordinary occasion she even tries to get Paul to pull out of the Superbowl in America, the single biggest entertainment event in the world, because the Sunday Times is about to be bitchy about her - and Rupert Murdoch owns both the paper and Fox TV, the Superbowl's official broadcaster.

 

I laughed out loud when I read that. The sheer scale of her self delusion is scary.

 

As is her hypocrisy. Heather always used to bang on about how she didn't want people to think of her as 'disabled.' She wanted us to treat her as a perfectly normal, able-bodied person.

 

Yet her court papers are peppered with constant references to her disability. She's permanently either 'crawling up' stairs, or slithering on her hands and knees on to planes, or trapped wheelchair-bound and helpless.

 

But later we read that she's strong enough to haul a drunken Macca out of the bath, upstairs and into bed.

 

Make your mind up Heather, you're either Stephen Hawking or Superwoman. Which is it to be?

 

I felt thoroughly sickened by the time I finished raking through this self-serving rant.

 

Any sympathy I once had for Miss Mills has evaporated. Instead, I am filled with guilt and sorrow that, as a lifelong Beatles fan, I am at least partly responsible for the hell Paul McCartney is going through at the hands of this vengeful, shameless, ghastly woman.

 

Paul, it may be a bit late now, but I'm sorry.

[colorine 26]

This woman is so digusting.

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Great article. It is exactly what i was thinking. EXACTLY!!

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>> War Games <<

Heather goes out on a limb

 

What could have made Heather Mills-McCartney

angry enough to have thrown such lurid

accusations at her husband this week? Well,

Macca's legal team had suggested to Heather

that they weren't sure she should be entitled

to anything from Sir Paul as she had

misrepresented herself at the time of the

wedding by not revealing she had, in effect,

been a prostitute.

 

And Heather does have a history of delusional

flights of fantasy. There's a journalist at

Private Eye also called Heather Mills who

discovered that Mills-McCartney had been going

around pretending to be her for a while.

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Looks like the camel's back finally broke!

 

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

 

 

 

By James Desborough

 

Shattered Paul McCartney plans to unleash damning evidence in his bitter divorce battle with Heather Mills.

 

Hurt by her leaked court papers claiming he was a violent, drug-taking drunk, Macca has enough ammunition to destroy the beauty's lies — and prove that it was HER who was the violent nightmare in their four-year marriage.

 

In our exclusive coverage, you can also read:

 

 

PAUL'S LOYAL AIDE ON HEATHER'S 'LIES'

HEATHER'S FATHER THINKS SHE'S 'MAD'

 

For the first time since the showbiz divorce of the century started, one of Sir Paul's aides has broken ranks to tell the News of the World how Heather:

 

 

SMASHED up chairs and threw ornaments at the singer in screaming rows at their Peasmarsh home.

 

HURLED a bottle of ketchup at him during one blazing hour-long bust-up over dinner.

 

RANTED at him constantly in front of staff, branding him "old man", and a "b*stard".

 

SPAT out her chilling threat to ruin him in a car-park showdown, yelling: "I'm absolutely gonna take you to the cleaners."

 

DEMANDED Sir Paul use his millions to buy a string of homes.

 

LONGED to have her own chat show—and FANTASISED about becoming the new Posh.

 

DESERTED bewildered Macca for weeks at a time leaving him to look after toddler Beatrice.

The aide's revelations come as Macca's former loyal PR man Geoff Baker — sacked by the star because of his suspicions about Heather — also blasts holes through the blonde's accusations.

 

Screaming

 

 

Our insider — who does not want to be named — told us: "For Paul the gloves are really off now, and he's ready to trash her in court.

 

"He refutes her lies and is is preparing to detail HER appalling behaviour. The staff have seen it all — and we reckon he's a saint for putting up with her as long as he did.

 

"Paul spent millions of pounds on her — but she never appreciated it. She became like Andy from Little Britain —‘I want that one, I want that one — wherever she went. If he turned her down she just let rip at him."

 

The aide said staff often witnessed fights between the two at the 64-year-old former Beatle's 160-acre estate in Sussex. They heard the couple screaming at each other, and furniture being wrecked in the living and dining rooms and kitchen from September 2003 — a month before Beatrice was born.

 

Our source said: "It was Heather who caused all the rows by constantly nagging Paul, and they turned violent. Her face would go red with rage.

 

"I have seen her slam doors in his face, and when he followed her into a room there would be crashing, banging and smashing.

 

"You could hear what was happening, and it sounded like Heather was the one doing the attacking. Chairs were smashed as well as ornaments. Then the housekeeper would have to come in and clean up afterwards.

 

"There was at least one of these a month and we'd all walk around with our tin hats on."

 

Staff dubbed the most vicious fight the "ketchup battle" in September 2003.

 

"One of the cleaners said it was like a tornado had hit the living room. Vegetarian food was all over the floor, lamps were smashed, crockery, cutlery and glasses were broken.

 

"But on the wall there were the marks where a bottle of ketchup had been thrown and landed just behind where Paul usually sits. It must have just missed him.

 

"They had to get special cleaners to clear up the mess. A very expensive carpet was ruined and had to be chucked out.

 

"This argument was the most talked about, but not the last. Those cleaners visited the house at least five times a year from then on after big rows between them.

 

"Paul always tried to keep his rows away from the staff, but you couldn't fail to hear Heather screaming. We all knew it was another humdinger and to keep our heads down."

 

Macca's aides also witnessed a terrifying row in the car park close to their main home on the estate last summer.

 

"After they pulled up in his Mercedes she leapt out of the car waving her hands at him and screaming, ‘If you wanna get rid of me, do you know how much it is gonna cost you? Do you know how much you stand to lose? I'm absolutely gonna take you to the cleaners'."

 

Staff believe that was the row which brought home to Sir Paul what a mess he was in. They had known for a long time — and had themselves been on the rough end of her tongue too often.

 

"She was called the Ice Queen behind her back," said the aide. "She was often rude to us. We all felt that she saw us as slaves."

 

 

Slaving

 

 

And she reckoned her husband wasn't slaving hard enough to make her a star. Once, when he tried to stop her haranguing him about her potential TV career at the swish Hilden Health Club in Rye, staff heard her rant: "You're an old man.

 

"You b***tard, don't you care anymore? Don't you love me? I've given you a baby — is this how you repay me?"

 

The source continued: "Many rows came out of Heather's hopes to make it big on TV. In summer 2004 she was even begging Paul to help her get her own chat show.

 

"I remember her saying, ‘I want a chat show on my own, everyone else is doing it — why can't I have one?'

 

Dozens of rows were fuelled by Heather's desire to turn her and rocker Paul into an older version of Posh and Becks.

 

"Heather dreamt of living like the Beckhams. She wanted that showbiz lifestyle," said our source.

 

"She desperately wanted to do photo shoots in glossy mags. She kept asking, ‘Why can't we do that. Why are they in there and we're not?'"

 

She made up for what she saw as her lack of fame by trying to spend like a billionaire. In one heated phone call in March, Paul appealed to his wife to stop demanding he buy more homes, said our source.

 

"He asked her, ‘How much have you got to have before enough is enough?'"

 

Troublemaker Heather, 38, would leave the family home for weeks at a time after bitter bust-ups from the summer of 2004 — often going to her home in Brighton.

 

"She'd just suddenly up sticks, jump in her Porsche and disappear. Then they didn't see each other for a week or even two and he was left with the baby. Two weeks was the longest she stayed away.

 

"It was always up to Paul to make up, and get his wife back. While she was away he would always say they had a clash of diaries — but to us that was the codeword for they'd fallen out and she'd gone off."

 

Paul would be left to look after Beatrice. "This is where we all think Heather shoots herself in the foot," said our source.

 

"In her court papers she alleges Paul is a drunk and drug user, yet she's quite happy to leave the baby with him for a week while she goes off to America at short notice."

 

Macca's aides believe Heather's divorce paper accusations were a move to prompt him into handing her a whopping payout.

 

"When he saw those claims Paul was absolutely devastated," added the insider.

 

"He's still in complete disbelief at what she's said and is going to fight her tooth and nail.

 

"He's tried to call her but we're told she won't pick up the phone. It's crazy because we all expected an out of court settlement was close to being agreed. Now she's pushing for half of everything or holding out for £200m.

 

"Paul wants this done and dusted, he wants this dealt with so he can get on with his life and back to normality.

 

"He doesn't want a slagging match in court or in the media."

 

However the confidante did claim Macca will bring up Mill's past as a porn model and hooker — revealed by the News of the World — in court.

 

"Quite simply for Paul the gloves are well and truly off. He will bring up her past life and could take this divorce into a whole new direction." Paul's aide is confident his boss will prove himself innocent of Heather's claims.

 

"She is living in the realms of fantasy. Many of us have known Paul for more than 20 years and he's not a violent human being.

 

"I've never seen him drunk with Beatrice and if he has a spliff he becomes your best mate, rather than wants to kill you.

 

"There are many members of his staff, band and entourage who will testify to that. Heather should be the one doing the worrying."

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What a total b*tch, I think she has ruined any chance of any future in England, Paul is a national institution and she is a complete nutter!

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Sadly, because she bore his child, she will be able to squeeze him for heaps of money for the rest of her life.

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What a total b*tch, I think she has ruined any chance of any future in England, Paul is a national institution and she is a complete nutter!

Wow...she really is insane....not figure of speech insane but an honest to god whack job. Poor Bea. I'm glad she probably isn't old enough to remember her mom taking off for weeks at a time after a fight that she provoked.

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Damn, just when you begin to think there isn't anything more she can or do....can't believe she went here!

 

Heather: Paul beat up Linda as well

Her latest and most outrageous claim causes fury in the McCartney camp

 

 

By JAMES TAPPER, The Mail on Sunday

 

Last updated at 11:27am on 22nd October 2006

 

Heather Mills has outrageously alleged that Sir Paul McCartney used to beat up his first wife Linda - a claim that even her own supporters say puts a question mark against her honesty.

 

The former model's extraordinary claim follows the publication of explosive divorce papers alleging that Sir Paul had attacked her with a broken wine glass. She threatened to repeat it in court.

 

A close friend told The Mail on Sunday: "She told me that he did to Linda what he did to her. She says that staff of Paul's told her that Linda had also suffered abuse."

 

The allegation sickened friends of Sir Paul, who said the war of words between the couple had now reached a new low. His marriage to Linda was famously loving and there is no evidence whatsoever that he ever attacked her. Even friends of Ms Mills admitted the claim would make her look ridiculous.

 

Already Ms Mills' honesty was being called into question yesterday. The Mail on Sunday has learned she has told friends that police were called on several occasions during fights with Sir Paul - but police appear to have no records of such incidents.

 

This newspaper can also reveal Ms Mills will make an application to the High Court on November 3 for the £1billion divorce case to be heard in open court. The full case is expected to go ahead next March. The latest shocking allegation appears to be part of Ms Mills' increasingly desperate attempts to justify the claims that she was attacked by Sir Paul on four occasions.

 

She has insisted to her friends she has evidence, yet there is a total lack of support for the bizarre claim that he attacked Linda.

 

"Vilest woman"

 

Writer and vegetarian campaigner Carla Lane, who was one of Linda McCartney's best friends, said: "That's nonsense. I haven't said anything about Paul since all this blew up but I can't let that pass. I was very close to Linda and I know she would have confided in me if anything like that had happened. It's just not true."

 

Sir Paul's former publicist Geoff Baker said: "It's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life. How long is it going to be before she falls into the sewer that she seems to be making her home?

 

"Everyone knows, and it goes without saying, that Paul and Linda had one of the happiest marriages in showbusiness. In my opinion, Heather Mills is now making a bid to become the vilest woman in Britain."

 

And a close friend of Sir Paul's said: "It's a horrible thing to suggest and Paul will be very upset. He doted on Linda and she doted on him. It's just not in his nature to do that."

 

Another added: "This is ridiculous. This is a man who gets distressed if he steps on an insect."

 

A friend of Ms Mills, 38, said the pressure of the divorce was now taking a huge emotional toll on her. She was suffering from alarming mood swings and insomnia, and making increasingly outlandish - and sometimes contradictory - claims.

 

Sir Paul was married to Linda for 30 years and they reportedly only spent a week apart until she died of breast cancer in 1998. He insisted she played in Wings, the band he formed after the Beatles split, and doggedly defended her against any criticism.

 

Sir Paul has also continued to support all the causes she espoused, including maintaining her range of vegetarian food, founding a cancer clinic called the Linda McCartney Centre in Liverpool and donating £1.5million to hospitals that treated her. His latest work, Ecce Cor Meum (Behold My Heart), is a choral piece composed after Linda's death.

 

"Looming divorce"

 

The court documents leaked last week alleged that Sir Paul, 64, had subjected Ms Mills to four violent attacks, including pushing her over a coffee table, shoving her into a bath and stabbing her in the arm with the broken glass.

 

The papers lodged by Ms Mills' lawyers also allege that he had broken his promises to stop smoking marijuana, that he called his wife an "ungrateful bitch" in front of their staff, that he tried to prevent her breastfeeding and that he stopped her from buying an antique bedpan which she wanted so that she did not have to crawl to the lavatory in the night.

 

The claims will be vigorously contested in the High Court by Sir Paul's lawyers, and the first battle comes on November 3, when Ms Mills' lawyers, Mishcon de Reya, will make the highly unusual application for the case to be heard in open court.

 

A legal source connected with Ms Mills said: "She wants to lay bare everything that happened in the marriage and make sure everyone hears her side of the story. She told me she's got medical records that back up the claims of violence against her.

 

"She's got witnesses who have given her statements and she says she has admissions from Paul but I don't know in what form. It's certainly not audio recordings."

 

Despite the increasing acrimony, Ms Mills and Sir Paul had been in touch with each other every day, by phone and text message, to discuss two-year-old Beatrice's care.

 

Many people would find it astonishing that Ms Mills would be on such cordial terms with a man she said lunged at her with the stem of a broken wine glass.

 

A friend said: "Heather calls Paul and tells him how much Bea is missing him and that she loves her daddy, and Paul does the same for her when he's got Bea. She's been getting texts from him all the time. Until last week they had remained on good terms despite the looming divorce battle."

 

Domestic violence

 

The last text she had from him was around 9am on Wednesday, the day the documents were published, when he sent her a message saying: "I just found some pictures of you when you were pregnant with Bea".

 

Since then, there has been no contact between them and friends of Ms Mills are saying he has withdrawn her security, in retaliation. Those close to Sir Paul deny this.

 

A friend said: "She pleaded with him to keep security, particularly for Bea's sake, but he told her, "I don't want Bea growing up spoilt. None of my kids had protection when they were growing up and I want Bea to grow up in the same way."

 

"Heather then told him she needed security because she is being pilloried in the street by people and has serious concerns over her safety."

 

Heather has now hired her personal trainer Ben Amigoni to be her security. "She can't afford any security of her own, other than Ben", the friend said. "She's really struggling financially because Paul froze her bank account."

 

Of her claims that police were called during alleged domestic violence incidents, Sussex Police - the force that covers two of the homes the couple shared - confirmed to The Mail on Sunday there was no record of 999 calls.

 

Meanwhile Sir Paul's legal team have been studying a book written by Ms Mills which seems to contradict many of the claims in her court documents. And in an interview with Michael Parkinson in 2003 she contradicted her claim that she is expected to prepare two dinners for her husband and Beatrice every night.

 

She said her husband brought her breakfast in bed every morning, and she had an agreement to do the dinner. An official spokesman for Sir Paul declined to comment.

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She needs to check herself into a mental clinic and Paul needs to raise Bea. There is nothing this woman wouldn't do or say.

[MC 1]

She needs to check herself into a mental clinic and Paul needs to raise Bea. There is nothing this woman wouldn't do or say.

How sad. It looks like she's a pathologic liar. They will say anything to get their way! I have a sister who is one and she's good! She takes a grain of truth, or a lie that would fit if placed over reality (just by looking at a situation, her version could be possible). People tend to believe things if they're so awful that others can't relate. That way, it must be true or why would a "normal" person be telling it, and in such a scared/horrified manner? It's a hard thing to defend against because they're so good at it. At least Sir Paul has a lot of loyal friends who have been in his life for decades.

 

I think he should get custody of Beatrice and Heather should get a nice little allowance (and 24 hour mental health security) that she'll continue to get as long as she stays in treatment and stays out of his life and out of the press.

 

Poor Paul

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The situation sucks but I cannot feel so terribly sorry for Paul. How stupid was he to marry her? Long before the wedding there was talk of her being a liar and a psycho. What is a man of his age doing with a woman in her 30s anyway - didn't he realize she was a gold digger? I think it shows a certain level of hubris on his part to get into this situation to begin with. His foolishness certainly doesn't excuse her behaviour but it reflects badly on him.

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The situation sucks but I cannot feel so terribly sorry for Paul. How stupid was he to marry her? Long before the wedding there was talk of her being a liar and a psycho. What is a man of his age doing with a woman in her 30s anyway - didn't he realize she was a gold digger? I think it shows a certain level of hubris on his part to get into this situation to begin with. His foolishness certainly doesn't excuse her behaviour but it reflects badly on him.

 

I agree with this. Everyone knew going into it what she was after. That being said

 

PAUL PAUL, PICK ME NEXT I promise to only be in the relationship for your mind.

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I LOVE the way she has been dubbed 'Mucca'

 

 

Mucca is a bloody LIAR

 

By RICHARD WHITE

CLODAGH HARTLEY

and ALEX PEAKE

October 25, 2006

 

HEATHER Mills last night threatened to sue The Sun — as supermodel Kate Moss became the latest to expose her as a LIAR.

 

Lady Mucca, 38, has instructed lawyers to take action after details of her marriage-split with Sir Paul McCartney were published last week.

 

Her legal team claimed that there had been “false, damaging, and immensely upsetting statements” about the former model.

 

But it is not clear what exactly she plans to sue us about.

 

The Sun will vigorously defend any legal action.

 

Kate, 32, has told Macca’s dress designer daughter Stella, her best friend, that claims in Heather’s leaked divorce are “utter b******t”.

 

At one point in the papers, one-legged Heather said she had to crawl to the toilet at night without her false limb on because ex-Beatle Paul, 64, objected to her using a bedpan in their bedroom.

 

A friend of Kate said: “Kate reassured Stella that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around.

 

“She said she was ‘jumping around like a f****** gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.”

 

Kate added that Heather is “extremely athletic” and “not the sort of person to crawl anywhere”.

 

The pal added: “Kate has met Heather and has seen her with the prosthetic limb on and off. She’s now been telling everyone what a scheming liar Heather is.”

 

Sir Paul was deeply hurt by Heather’s claim that he beat her and his late first wife Linda.

 

Here are lies which show she has not got a reputation to defend.

 

LIE 1: Lady Mucca frantically denied working as a prostitute. But in July it emerged she was a £5,000-a-night hooker whose clients including arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi and an Arab prince.

 

LIE 2: Heather told Sir Paul she had only been a topless model. In June we revealed she was snapped in a string of pornographic poses for a German sex manual.

 

LIE 3: Her first husband Alfie Karmal has branded her a compulsive liar who left him for a ski instructor called Milos.

 

LIE 4: Former childhood pal Margaret Ambler threatened to sue Heather over her claims they were abducted and sexually abused as kids. Margaret, 40, insists it was only her who suffered the ordeal.

 

LIE 5: Mucca — who as a teenager admitted shoplifting — stole the identity of a top investigative reporter with the same name, Heather Mills, in a bid to land a TV job. The real journalist said Heather pretended to be her in meetings with telly executives.

 

LIE 6: Heather’s dad Mark, 65, says she made up stories about him abusing her as a child.

 

Meanwhile the net closed in on a mole trying to smear Sir Paul by leaking Heather’s court papers.

 

It emerged yesterday that the document was faxed to the Press Association news agency from a central London newsagent’s shop.

 

It was sent just after 1.30pm last Tuesday from Drury News on Drury Lane. The eight-page document was apparently prepared by the office of top lawyer Anthony Julius, employed by Heather.

 

His company, Mishcon de Reya, is a 15-minute walk from the shop. Owner Peter Mehta said he remembered a brunette woman aged 35 to 45 going in to send a fax last Tuesday afternoon.

 

He said: “I had no idea it was such a sensitive document.”

Edited October 25, 2006 by Avalon

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At one point in the papers, one-legged Heather said she had to crawl to the toilet at night without her false limb on because ex-Beatle Paul, 64, objected to her using a bedpan in their bedroom.

Now, I don't mean to be insensetive to people who do use bed pans, but come on Lady Ho: You still have one leg. You can't take a crutch to the damn restroom? This is not the time of Charlemagne where you can just let yourself flow in the bedroom. If that's the best she's got, then she really is a heinous bitch, and a disgusting one at that.

 

I don't see how she can do well in this court battle. I really hope, for the sake of my sanity, she doesn't get custody of the child or any money. Maybe if we all forget she exists, she'll disappear forever? It hasn't worked with Paris Hilton yet, but we can hope.

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I don't know if this image will show up, but I found it to be pretty funny.

 

From The Sun (about their upcoming lawsuit):

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Mills may use 'Linda tapes' vs. McCartney

 

BY ELLEN TUMPOSKY

SPECIAL TO THE NEWS

 

 

LONDON - The "Linda tapes" could be Heather Mills' latest weapon in the War of the McCartneys.

Peter Cox, a literary agent who co-wrote "Linda McCartney's Home Cooking" in 1989, has 15 audiotapes recorded by ex-Beatle Paul's late first wife - and Sir Paul, in the midst of a bitter divorce battle with second wife Mills, doesn't want them out there.

 

A story in The Mirror yesterday claimed the tapes were "dynamite" and an "audio diary" that may cast a different light on Paul and Linda McCartney's 29-year marriage, which ended with Linda's death from breast cancer in 1998.

 

Cox's lawyer, Rodney Hylton-Potts, confirmed yesterday that Cox had been gagged on Thursday by Paul McCartney's lawyers and had agreed not to play or copy the tapes.

 

"Peter Cox is a family man with two children. He can't afford to take on the McCartney empire," Hylton-Potts said.

 

But Hylton-Potts broadly hinted there were revelations to come in the British press tomorrow. He also said that if the McCartney-Mills divorce fight goes to open court, Cox "expects to be subpoenaed as a witness and play the tapes."

 

"Peter wants to make sure the court is fully aware of the facts. There is a child involved," Hylton-Potts said, referring to the estranged couple's daughter, Beatrice, who turns 3 today.

 

Reps for McCartney, 64, and Mills, 38, would not comment.

 

The pair, who separated last spring, have been unable to agree on how much of McCartney's estimated $1.5 billion fortune Mills should get for four years of marriage.

 

The divorce battle turned into outright war with the leaking of legal papers accusing McCartney of being violent and callous toward his second wife.

 

Cox talked about the tapes of the first wife last month to the Sunday Express - an interview that may have prompted the recent legal moves.

 

"I have such happy memories of all the times we spent in her kitchen, which was the soul of her home," he said. "We cooked for her children and friends like Twiggy and Ringo Starr. ... She loved doing it - it was her chance to come out of Paul's shadow."

 

Originally published on October 28, 2006

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I'LL KILL THE BITCH!

 

By Rav Singh and James Desborough

 

 

PAUL McCartney's daughter Stella threatened to KILL her hated stepmother in a blazing bust-up with her dad, we can reveal.

 

The fashion designer flew into a terrifying rage after hearing that Heather claimed Macca hit her mother Linda.

 

Pregnant Stella, 34, had to be restrained by the former Beatle as she screamed: "I'm going to kill that bitch! I can't believe what she's doing! I'm going to kill her!'"

 

It was clear she didn't mean it literally but she was beside herself after reading what Heather had said about Linda.

 

"I told you she was a bitch," she screamed. "Why did you marry her? She's been a manipulative cow from day one. The cow won't be happy until she destroys all of us — and our memories of our mother'."

 

Last week we revealed how Heather was the violent one in the collapsed marriage, smashing up rooms, hurling missiles and making threats against her husband.

 

Now we can reveal the full extent of Stella's bitter hatred of the woman who replaced her beloved mother. Our source revealed how:

 

 

THE two women thrashed out an astonishing HATE PACT after the marriage so they would never have to talk to each other.

 

STELLA is so disgusted by the blonde ex-model she compared her to a pile of VOMIT, calling her morning sickness "Heathering".

 

ONLY weeks away from giving birth, Stella is under so much strain she has HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, putting her pregnancy in jeopardy, and Sir Paul, 64, is drinking heavily.

 

HIS marriage was in tatters TEN MONTHS ago — and when a desperate Sir Paul suggested marriage counselling, 38-year-old Heather REFUSED.

Stella's explosive rant happened during a meeting with her dad to discuss the divorce. "Paul kept pleading with her to calm down—but she couldn't," said a source close to the family.

 

"She wanted to go straight to see Heather, but he said, ‘You can't go anywhere in that state'. He had to stand in front of the door and stop her. He was pleading with her. It was a heartbreaking scene."

 

And it was the culmination of a resentment that had been bubbling since the day Macca announced he was going to marry the ex-model.

 

Our source told how a few weeks after the 2002 wedding, the rock legend got Stella and Heather together on a secret night out in London.

 

"He was adamant they should be one big happy family — he didn't realise how wrong he could be.

 

"From what Stella said to friends she told her stepmum she was a money-grabbing bitch and Heather hissed at her to mind her own business.

 

"The upshot of a very frosty evening was, ‘You keep out of my way, I'll keep out of yours'. It broke Paul's heart."

 

Stella's hatred only deepened as she watched the marriage crumble.

 

When she had morning sickness she gave it a nickname. "She called it Heathering. That's how bad it is," said our source.

 

"Heather is just vomit as far as she's concerned. But what she's doing to Stella's dad is really getting to her. Her blood pressure is very high, not something you need in the latter stages of a pregnancy."

 

Our source told how the marriage was in trouble from the start of this year.

 

"They were arguing over anything and Heather was taking it out on her staff. Once she reduced their gardener to tears because she didn't like the way he'd cut the flowers.

 

"Paul would spend more and more time at Stella's and would be constantly on the phone to her when he was at home.

 

"He would say, ‘I just don't know what to do any more. I love her but she's become this horrible woman.'

 

"Stella would get so upset listening to her dad she once said, ‘I don't want to bring my child into this world with her as a grandmother. She's a bitch from hell'."

 

In May, Macca suggested marriage counselling in a last-ditch attempt to save their marriage, said our source. But she flatly refused. "She told him he was the problem and if he sorted himself out it would all be fine," said our source. "This was the last straw for Paul who started drinking heavily. Stella grew more and more concerned.

 

"It was at this point Stella noticed Heather would carry a black Prada bag with her and Paul said she'd always leave it in the middle of the table. They now believe it had a tape recorder in it." Stella never saw them fighting — but did once walk in after they had a bust-up over Heather's spending.

 

A source close to Stella said: "She told me Paul was close to tears.

 

"Heather had been spending far too much on clothes and they had a huge row with Paul telling her to cut down.

 

"She would buy bags of outfits and wear dresses only once. It was like she had won the lottery. Paul really loved her and would do anything for her but it was just take, take, take."

 

The one good thing from the marriage collapse is that it has drawn the McCartneys together again as a family. Macca has seen much more of Linda's daughter Heather, 43, who stayed away from his Peasmarsh home throughout his new marriage.

 

"It was a huge surprise for loads of staff when Heather turned up at the house to see her stepdad," said our source.

 

"She'd not visited for four years. The same applies to Mary and James, his other kids.

 

"Paul would have to go to see them rather than them coming home. In the last few months that's changed. They're united against Heather."

 

 

Hehe, Heathering. Love it.

 

Go get 'er, Stella! (Once your baby's arrived.)

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This woman should be in Hollywood. She must have put on an Oscar-worthy performance before she hooked him!

 

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/maccaparty.shtml

 

 

MUCCA SNAPS AT BIRTHDAY BASH

 

THE McCARTNEYS' bitter divorce war spilled over into their daughter Beatrice's third birthday party with venomous explosions of hatred.

 

Heather launched an astonishing rant at a photographer and one of Macca's closest aides branded her a "f****** whore".

 

The couple had tried to put their differences aside for their little girl as they met at a kids' activity centre for the first time since their acrimonious split.

 

But while Macca put on a brave face, playing happily with his daughter, grim-faced Heather attacked the snapper.

 

In front of shocked parents and children she hissed: "I'm gonna get an assassin to kill you. You're the scum of the earth."

 

Just a couple of minutes later, Macca's right-hand man John Hammell told the cameraman: "Don't take a picture of Paul. Get a picture of that f****** whore".

 

The amazing scenes took place outside the Clambers Kids' Activity Centre in Hastings, Sussex, where Bea had played for around two hours with her little pals as her parents mingled with other mums and dads at the bash, keeping their distance from each other. The couple arrived separately, Macca with Bea, and left the centre apart.

 

But for just over a minute they had their first public face-to-face meeting for more than four months as Macca walked under a bridge with Bea on his shoulders while stony-faced Heather crossed it.

 

They exchanged a few brief nervy words before Macca strolled on to the car park to head home.

 

As he disappeared, Heather rounded on hapless photographer Gareth Connolly in front of parents and children who had been guests at the party.

 

The stunned cameraman, returning to his own car, then had his encounter with Hammell standing a few yards from where Macca and Bea were sitting in the singer's 4X4.

 

McCartney did not hear what his right-hand man said.

 

Macca took Bea back to his Peasmarsh estate in Sussex to meet relatives and carry on with the rest of the poor tot's not-so-happy birthday.

 

 

For Bea's sake I hope Paul gets custody.

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CHEERS FOR PAUL

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November 8, 2006 -- SIR Paul McCartney, whose divorce from Heather Mills gets messier by the week, is making a scene everywhere he goes. Monday night, the former Beatle dined at Italian eatery Il Gattopardo on West 54th Street. When he got up to leave, patrons applauded and cheered - one even shouted, "We're with you all the way, Paul!" The circus continued yesterday when McCartney, after being chased by photographers and reporters, stopped his car in residential New Jersey to give an impromptu press conference, where he said, "Look, I am doing just fine. I just need some time to myself."

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Paul is playing this BRILLIANTLY. He is an icon, and is acting like a gentleman. Let the whore hang herself with her own rope, Paul. And, by all looks she's doing a swell job of it. Who could possibly like her after the things she has said? Well played, Paul, well played.

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Paul is just being himself. What a gentleman.

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Mills Will Spill It

Posted Nov 16th 2006 2:09PM by TMZ Staff

 

 

Heather Mills is set to break her silence in an exclusive interview with "EXTRA," her first time talking on-air since her split. Mills set off a paparazzi frenzy after landing at LAX last night.

 

Sir Paul's estranged wife arrived stateside amidst a messy divorce from the former Beatle. Earlier this month, London tabs leaked what they claim are court documents from Mills' camp, detailing alleged physical abuse by McCartney, who vigorously denied the allegations. The sparring Brits have a daughter, Beatrice.

 

In a recent BBC Radio interview, Paul said he hopes a "certain dignity" will be maintained throughout the divorce. A little late.

 

Miss Mills' "EXTRA" interview will air next week.

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Mills Will Spill It

Posted Nov 16th 2006 2:09PM by TMZ Staff

 

 

Heather Mills is set to break her silence in an exclusive interview with "EXTRA," her first time talking on-air since her split. Mills set off a paparazzi frenzy after landing at LAX last night.

 

Sir Paul's estranged wife arrived stateside amidst a messy divorce from the former Beatle. Earlier this month, London tabs leaked what they claim are court documents from Mills' camp, detailing alleged physical abuse by McCartney, who vigorously denied the allegations. The sparring Brits have a daughter, Beatrice.

 

In a recent BBC Radio interview, Paul said he hopes a "certain dignity" will be maintained throughout the divorce. A little late.

 

Miss Mills' "EXTRA" interview will air next week.

Between her and Cruise, I won't be watching shows like this for the next month!

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Paul is a gentleman. I saw him on the streets of NYC not so long ago and stopped him to tell him what a fan I was. He was classy and very sweet to me.

 

TEAM PAUL!