Paul & Stella McCartney clan

[schumibabe 0]

Now she's pissed off her lawyers too!

 

From the UK Sun:

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article444464.ece

 

 

Heather’s rants wrecking case

 

HEATHER Mills was last night looking for new divorce lawyers – after the top firm she hired “fired” her over her bizarre TV war against Sir Paul McCartney.

 

Lady Mucca, 39 – who went on GMTV AGAIN yesterday – was phoned by legal eagles Mishcon de Reya and told they could no longer represent her in her £50million battle with the ex-Beatle.

 

A source claimed the firm acted because Heather was wrecking her own case with repeated tirades. The insider revealed: “Mishcon have just been tearing their hair out. They are astonished at Heather’s crazy outbursts.”

 

The law firm ditched the ex-porn star after she DEFIED a gag on talking about the couple’s daughter Beatrice. The order had been put in place to safeguard the four-year-old’s privacy.

 

Mucca also snubbed legal rules against blabbing about her marriage in public.

 

The source said: “She was warned against going on TV and talking about Paul, their marriage and anything about her daughter. But she just refused to listen. She was told time and again to keep quiet because she might hand Sir Paul’s lawyers an easy victory.

 

“But she is so crazy she decided she knew better than the best divorce lawyers in the country.

 

 

Reputation

 

“It is total madness. Her bid to win public sympathy could end up with her throwing away millions.”

 

Just last week The Sun told how Mucca was dumped by her publicist Phil Hall following her outbursts in a string of TV interviews in Britain and America. She blamed Sir Paul, 65, for their marriage woes and accused him of failing to help when he knew she felt suicidal.

 

Yesterday she told GMTV’s Fiona Phillips: “A little girl came up to me and said, ‘You made me cry last week’.”

 

Mucca left the studio brandishing papers bearing the name of a website she backs. Mishcon’s top lawyer Sir Anthony Julius had been lined up to represent her.

 

Last night Mishcon refused to comment. Sir Paul – who The Sun exclusively revealed this week has turned to wealthy American socialite Nancy Shevell – was also tight-lipped.

[plick 1]

From the UK Sun:

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article444464.ece

 

 

The law firm ditched the ex-porn star after she DEFIED a gag on talking about the couple’s daughter Beatrice. The order had been put in place to safeguard the four-year-old’s privacy.

Love how the Sun refers to her as "ex porn star" in this article.

Edited November 9, 2007 by plick

[Lea 0]

One Legged Bitch

 

 

Heather Mills has a recording of Paul McCartney calling her a "one legged bitch" reports The News of the World . Heather reportedly has that tape along with several others locked up in a bank vault for safe keeping.

 

A source said, "There are other recordings Heather says prove Paul referred to her as a ‘one-legged bitch'. She's hoping this shows people what she's had to put up with, and will let the public make up their own mind about who was to blame for their split."

 

Heather also has a tape of Paul's daughter, Stella McCartney telling her, "I hope you lose your other fucking leg!"

 

Those McCartneys! Such comedians. They should take their act on the road.

 

The source claims Heather started recording her phone conversations a while ago.

 

One legged bitch?! How is that so shocking? She's a bitch and she has one leg. I don't see the problem!

 

Heather is major paranoid! Get that ho a fatty already!

 

http://www.dlisted.com/

[tyler 408]

One legged bitch?! How is that so shocking? She's a bitch and she has one leg. I don't see the problem!

Me neither.

 

Interesting that the tape, if it exists, was leaked.

 

So much for going away quietly. She just shot herself in her one good foot -- if I were Paul, she wouldn't get a dime. I don't believe in paying off people just because you were called a "name."

[colorine 26]

That's all he said! Big deal! Keep talking, Heather, and Paul will get full custody of Bea. All she had to do was take the money and run. She is really mentally ill.

[Lea 0]

That's all he said! Big deal! Keep talking, Heather, and Paul will get full custody of Bea. All she had to do was take the money and run. She is really mentally ill.

Some people just have to have the last word - at any price.

[taco 0]

Good lord, if I had to deal with that hag on a daily basis much worse would have come out of my mouth

 

I can't blame Macca or stella for throwing some nasty words at her, she would drive any sane person off the edge.

[NYCat 1]

THROUGH THE MILLS . . . & BACK AGAIN

 

HEATHER MILLS

May she shut up soon.

 

COMING at us shortly, a charming book about a charming person. Cur rently in the process of rewrites, up dates and edits, it's titled "The Unsinkable Heather Mills." Until this Unsinkable reads this column, she probably has no idea this vivisection is coming down. Author, Neil Simpson. Publisher, Phoenix.

 

From the rough draft in my hands, its 17 chapters include headings like "Hitting the Floor," "The Streets of London," "In Front of the Cameras," "The Real Heather Mills," "Chris Versus Paul," "Playing Hardball."

 

Opening chapter "Hitting the Stars" reports she did "Dancing With the Stars" to show how this "scandalous" Brit looked "bloody good" and could "blot out all the hateful sneering faces. . . . She had flown to America to get past the ugly tabloid headlines back home that said 'Heather the hooker' and 'Bisexual Heather sold body to Arabs.' "

 

The chapter entitled "The First Tragedy" says at age 6 cops come to their house in the middle of the night. Her mum, Beatrice, had been in an accident. It resulted in the family going "downhill" to a "tiny apartment ugly as hell" with "the stench of urine" in a decaying settlement outside Newcastle.

 

Age 7, exposed to pedophilia. And then mum Beatrice leaves home for another man.

 

It was cheap food. Rabbit. Age 10, she stole. Shoplifted. Drank. Her father's in prison. By page 24, you're told "she learned one simple fact. Money gives you power."

 

Next, her boyfriend Peter overdoses on heroin. She herself sleeps on the streets. She worked for a jeweler. She stole from the jeweler. She's arrested. Then come paragraphs on the sex trade, naked photos, endless lying, pleasuring Arabs, being kept. Then comes her craze for status, socializing with her betters, "wanting that power for herself" and her "hope to find a rich and powerful man of her own."

 

Next we get her marriage and "the speed at which Heather ended the marriage" because she found another guy. Then another guy. And another. And so on until The Tragic Accident. The narrative then osmoses into her realizing the key to power and, thus, selling that horrifying story of losing her leg for the highest newspaper bid. It included this woman Doing It in her hospital bed. It was about losing a leg but the sex being as incredible as ever. Resolved to use this newfound power, she said, "And I'll flirt with anyone."

 

Fast-forward. She became noticed. Did TV. Modeled. Made some money. Entertained a chorus line of lovers. In '99 came "The Pride of Britain Awards" to those who'd showed bravery. She made a speech. The starry event featured Prime Minister Blair, Jordan's Queen Noor, Richard Branson and Paul McCartney. At the time she was involved with yet another lover, TV director Chris Terrill. Her fiancé. Anyway, all this has been rehashed. McCartney was into land mines charity work, he called Heather, etc., etc., and blaah blaah and soon Heather was on her next lap - and it was Paul's.

 

The book does not tell how it was me, in a front-page N.Y. Post headline, who exclusively broke the news they were to be married in Ireland's Castle Leslie - I even gave the menu and the setup - but I shall overlook that and on with the tale . . .

 

The book says she admits to being "bossy." Convinced Paul "needed a strong woman to keep him on his toes," we are treated to how she instructed Sir Paul The Beatle McCartney in how to sing a song. Heather began to take over. In interviews, she'd do the talking. They'd leave the studios being irritable. At each other's throats.

 

By page 193, "Their relationship had been in serious trouble for nearly a year." Page 194 begins, "In the cold light of day they knew their time was running out." And "everyone had an opinion on why the marriage had broken down." Whereas Princess Di had numbered three people in her marriage, Heather listed a few more, such as 1) the memory of his dead wife, Linda, 2) the presence of his unthrilled-with-Heather daughter, Stella.

 

After the marriage of less than four years went pfffftt, we are told on Page 198 how Paul learned that this street fighter "wouldn't go quietly."

 

Anyway, may the best lawyer win, may His Sirship find happiness with his new unpoor friend Nancy Shevell, may Stella McCartney sell lots of clothes, may we all be rid of stories of Heather Mills' colorful past from such faraway places as Spain, South Africa and Saudi Arabia. And may we be finished with Heather who is no feather and who, after getting hair and makeup, is sobbing and threatening to do herself in - on prime-time TV.

 

Page 209 tells us the U.K.'s David Letterman, talk-show host Jonathan Ross, has actually said, "Heather is a f - - -ing liar. I wouldn't be surprised if we found out she's actually got two legs."

 

Nice little read this book.

[Lea 0]

Cindy Adams’ priceless summary of Heather Mills’ new book

 

 

Cindy Adams really does a number on Heather Mills in today’s New York Post. Not that it’s particularly hard to go off on Heather Mills – she practically hands you the insults. It’s much more challenging not to make fun of her. Does that mean I’m going to take the high road? Not at all. The high road isn’t any fun. Plus Heather Mills has the self-awareness of a cow, and really needs to be brought down a peg. Now considering that she’s the most hated woman in the U.K. and still seems to have no idea why that is, I’m pretty sure I won’t be the one that finally gets through to her. But maybe Cindy Adams will.

 

Heather has decided to write a book, and Cindy Adams received a copy of the rough draft. She didn’t say who sent it, but I can only assume it was someone on Mills’ team who somehow thought it would help. Sadly pretty much everything Heather does thinking it will help only hurts her more. The book is titled, “The Unsinkable Heather Mills.” Doesn’t that already make you want to punch her in the face? I mean you probably already wanted to punch her in the face, but doesn’t that make you want to do it twice?

From the rough draft in my hands, its 17 chapters include headings like “Hitting the Floor,” “The Streets of London,” “In Front of the Cameras,” “The Real Heather Mills,” “Chris Versus Paul,” “Playing Hardball.” Opening chapter “Hitting the Stars” reports she did “Dancing With the Stars” to show how this “scandalous” Brit looked “bloody good” and could “blot out all the hateful sneering faces. . . . She had flown to America to get past the ugly tabloid headlines back home that said ‘Heather the hooker’ and ‘Bisexual Heather sold body to Arabs.’ ”

 

Next, her boyfriend Peter overdoses on heroin. She herself sleeps on the streets. She worked for a jeweler. She stole from the jeweler. She’s arrested. Then come paragraphs on the sex trade, naked photos, endless lying, pleasuring Arabs, being kept. Then comes her craze for status, socializing with her betters, “wanting that power for herself” and her “hope to find a rich and powerful man of her own.”

 

Next we get her marriage and “the speed at which Heather ended the marriage” because she found another guy. Then another guy. And another. And so on until The Tragic Accident. The narrative then osmoses into her realizing the key to power and, thus, selling that horrifying story of losing her leg for the highest newspaper bid. It included this woman Doing It in her hospital bed. It was about losing a leg but the sex being as incredible as ever. Resolved to use this newfound power, she said, “And I’ll flirt with anyone.”

 

[From the New York Post]

Heather’s recounting of her history sounds thoroughly self-indulgent, just like everything else about her. This woman just cannot grasp the fact that people don’t care about her. You could argue that they do, because she’s still getting press, but I think the reason she gets it is that people are fascinated that someone could be so dense. Nothing the woman could say would make anyone feel sorry for her. And that seems to be what she wants – not understanding, or even to be liked, so much as pitied.

Fast-forward. She became noticed. Did TV. Modeled. Made some money. Entertained a chorus line of lovers. In ‘99 came “The Pride of Britain Awards” to those who’d showed bravery. She made a speech.

 

The book says she admits to being “bossy.” Convinced Paul “needed a strong woman to keep him on his toes,” we are treated to how she instructed Sir Paul The Beatle McCartney in how to sing a song. Heather began to take over. In interviews, she’d do the talking. They’d leave the studios being irritable. At each other’s throats.

 

[From the New York Post]

The best quote from the whole article is actually from Heather’s book. There’s no context given, but I’m assuming it was said in a self-pitying manner.

Page 209 tells us the U.K.’s David Letterman, talk-show host Jonathan Ross, has actually said, “Heather is a f - - -ing liar. I wouldn’t be surprised if we found out she’s actually got two legs.”

 

[From the New York Post]

 

That’s brilliant. From now on we’re calling her Heather “two legs” Mills. That quote is the greatest thing I’ve heard all month.

 

http://www.celebitchy.com/7524/cindy_adams...mills_new_book/

[akua123 0]

I can't get over the fact that she was a model. . . .

[plick 1]

Wait, so now she's admitting to having been a hooker? Isn't that the "slander" that she kept accusing the British press about and was allegedly going to sue the tabs over?

[NYCat 1]

STELLA'S CHEAP SHOT AT HEATHER

 

HEATHER Mills has only one full leg, but the bitter ex-model is not above using it to deliver some very mean kicks to Paul McCartney's daughter, Stella.

 

The soon-to-be-ex of the former Beatle sicced her new publicist on Stella yesterday, accusing the fashion designer of being so petty, vindictive and cheap that she was charging Mills almost full price for her exclusive line of pricey duds.

 

"Stella told Heather she'd give her just 10 percent off at her boutique in London," LA-based publicist Michelle Elyzabeth fumed to Page Six yesterday. "And they were related. But that just goes along with everything we know about Stella now."

 

The pit-bull flack said that Mills valiantly "tried and tried" to form a positive relationship with Stella during her four-year marriage to Paul but that it became clear how much Stella despised her after one particularly low blow three years ago.

 

That was when the hotheaded amputee, who does charity work for Adopt-A-Minefield, which raises money to clear land mines and help land-mine survivors, personally asked Stella to donate bottles of her perfume for inclusion in gift bags for a charity gala.

 

"She said, 'No!' What would that have cost her? Nothing," raged Elyzabeth. "But we didn't beg. One turndown is enough, so we told her, 'Fine, thank you,' and Elizabeth Arden donated instead."

 

Elyzabeth insisted that Mills staunchly defended Stella all the way up until her nasty 2006 split from Paul, whom many have claimed she married to get her hands on his estimated $1 billion fortune. "Stella never cared for her, but Heather always said, 'She has such a close relationship with her dad, that's all it is,' " Elyzabeth claimed. "She never tried to fight with her."

 

Stella McCartney has made no secret of her hatred for Mills and once reportedly threatened to "kill the bitch" after hearing Mills accuse her dad of once hitting her late mother, Linda. Recently, she delivered another low blow by designing a one-leg pendant for her jewelry line.

 

Stella's rep did not return calls or e-mails for comment.

[tyler 408]

Definition of chutzpuh: asking the daughter-in-law who despises you to donate to your charity and expecting to get her clothes for free.

[QTPIE 0]

Mills' Publicist Slams 'Cheap' Stella McCartney

Fashion designer Stella McCartney refused to donate a bottle of perfume to stepmother Heather Mills' charity fund, according to the former model's publicist Michele Elyzabeth.

 

Mills allegedly asked the daughter of her estranged husband, Sir Paul McCartney, to donate bottle of her own brand perfume for a charity auction, but McCartney refused.

 

Elyzabeth says, "She said, 'No!' What would that have cost her? Nothing. But we didn't beg. One turn-down is enough, so we told her, 'Fine, thank you,' and Elizabeth Arden donated instead."

 

Mills' publicist also claims the designer refused to offer discounts on clothes for her family.

 

She adds, "Stella told Heather she'd give her just 10 percent off at her boutique in London. And they were related. But that just goes along with everything we know about Stella now."

 

Earlier this month, Mills blamed Stella for the breakdown of her four-year marriage to the former Beatle during a string of TV interviews in the U.K. and U.S.

[MC 1]

I'm thinking that after their divorce is final, she should get her own thread. I'm sure someone here can think of a witty tagline for it.

 

From Yahoo News

 

McCartney's estranged wife berates rich

Thu Nov 22, 12:26 AM ET

 

DUBLIN, Ireland - Heather Mills McCartney, who is reportedly seeking millions of dollars in her breakup with Paul McCartney, denounced the world's rich as misers and snobs Wednesday.

Mills McCartney delivered the critical comments during her 90-minute speech to the debating society of Trinity College Dublin.

Former model Mills McCartney, 39, married the 65-year-old music legend in 2002 and gave birth to the couple's only child, Beatrice, a year later. But the couple separated last year, and McCartney filed for divorce alleging "unreasonable behavior" by his wife.

Mills McCartney said she was reluctantly obliged to befriend the world's wealthy because that was the only way to maximize her power as an agent for change.

"Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good," she said. "Because people are very snobby. These people who have lots of money, they're either snobby or they're stingy. If you have lots of money, you have to be stingy — because why would you want that amount of money?"

She also compared herself to human rights crusaders down through the ages, suggesting they all had been victimized for their beliefs.

"If you look at every single person in the history of the world who has tried to make a difference, you'll find a very long section of their lives where they were treated horrifically by the government or by the media," she said.

Paul McCartney's personal wealth is estimated at $1.6 billion. British press reports have speculated that McCartney has offered his wife around $50 million, while she is seeking at least double that amount.

[Lea 0]

I'm thinking that after their divorce is final, she should get her own thread. I'm sure someone here can think of a witty tagline for it.

I'm hoping she'll go away and never be heard of again. Wishful thinking, huh?

[Eskimo 0]

Mills McCartney said she was reluctantly obliged to befriend the world's wealthy because that was the only way to maximize her power as an agent for change.

 

 

Quick someone give her a humanitarian of the century award. People like to do good deeds and stuff but no one is selfless enough to sell their body like she is.

[FrenchDoll 0]

^^^ Uh, hello...if this twit despises the world's rich as misers and snobs, then why did she turn down macca's reputed offer of $50 million dollars, while demanding $100 million instead? She is a viscious bitch. no wonder Paul and his family couldn't wait to get rid of her. I LOVE the British talk show host's brilliant comment:"Heather is a fucking liar. I wouldn't be surprised if we found out she actually has two legs." Classic! She deserves everything nasty word written about her !!

[mf'smom 0]

 

I'm thinking that after their divorce is final, she should get her own thread. I'm sure someone here can think of a witty tagline for it.

I'm hoping she'll go away and never be heard of again. Wishful thinking, huh?

 

How about skank on one wheel.

[annabeast 24]

I was thinking that Paul should just tell her to go ahead and play the tape of him calling her the "one legged bitch" or whatever it was. At this point, she is so hated that no one cares, and it would get that out of her arsenal of whatever she is blackmailing him with.

[BobbyD 2]

Paul McCartney Steps Out with Rosanna Arquette

By Kate Stroup and Pete Norman

 

When it comes to the ladies, looks like the Cute Beatle is a popular as ever. Paul McCartney – still in the midst of a messy divorce from Heather Mills – stepped out with actress Rosanna Arquette last week.

 

In photographs printed Sunday in Britain's News of the World, they are seen strolling side-by-side through the grounds of the Kenwood House, a historic Hampstead home on Nov. 19. (The paper also quotes unnamed witnesses, who claim the two were kissing.)

 

A rep for McCartney, 65, had "no comment" on the outing. Arquette's rep did not immediately return calls for comment.

 

But it's not the first sighting of the pair. At the Aug. 11 James Taylor concert at East Hampton's Ross School in New York, Arquette, 48, was spotted leaning on McCartney's shoulder during "How Sweet It Is (to be Loved by You)."

 

Earlier this month, McCartney was photographed kissing American business woman Nancy Shevell, but a source told PEOPLE they were "just friends."

[Freckles 79]

Wow. Someone must have a pocket full o' Viagra!

[schumibabe 0]

Now I know some of you have a rather low opinion of the News of the World but personally I love it because it regularly exposes scandals. And liars. Case in point:

 

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0212_heath...l_frontal.shtml

 

 

EXPOSED: Shocking full frontal pics that prove..

 

 

MUCCA'S A PORN LIAR

By Carole Aye Maung

 

SLEAZY Heather Mills flaunts her private parts in a sordid snap that finally nails her lies about her porn past.

Mucca squeezed into a red lace teddy with matching stockings for a hardcore photoshoot.

 

She pulled down her top to expose her boobs and splayed her legs in this classic porn magazine pose.

 

And in another of the explicit shots — taken before she lost her leg in a 1993 road accident-she writhed knickerless on a white quilted bed, cupping her naked breasts.

 

Across the pages of the smutty mag, pouting Heather boasts: "I'm gonna drive you crazy with my body...". Yet just a month ago, the estranged wife of Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney had the front to go on GMTV and rant hysterically that newspaper stories of her porn past were untrue.

 

Heather, 39, cried crocodile tears and said: "They eliminate the whole 20 years of my life of campaigning and put in things like ‘hardcore porn queen'." She dismissed her top shelf career as "glamour modelling".

 

Now we'd love to hear how the former hooker explains this snap of her as an unashamed hardcore porn queen.

 

Last year, Heather strenuously denied ever being involved in porn after lurid shots emerged of her posing in a German sex book. Die Freuden Der Liebe (The Joys Of Love)—shot in 1988—featured her naked, performing a sex act on a nude male porn star.

 

Heather tried to play down the filthy book as a "sex educational manual". But clearly there is NOTHING educational about today's sickening photo.

 

Seething

A source told the News of the World: "Paul has tried to give Heather the benefit of the doubt for the sake of their daughter Beatrice. Now these pictures have surfaced, it's impossible."

 

Meanwhile Mucca, who also blasted the press for calling her a gold-digger, is scouring glossy showbiz mags in the hunt for a rich new fella. She is seething after seeing photos in last week's News of the World of Sir Paul, 65, canoodling with Pulp Fiction star Rosanna Arquette in London.

 

We revealed how Macca—battling Heather in a £100million divorce war— is dating the 48-year-old actress.

 

A source close to Mucca said: "Heather saw pictures of Paul strolling with Rosanna and it made her stomach roll.

 

"Now she wants to orchestrate a similar set of pictures to get Paul back. That means picking someone who will make a good photo opportunity.

 

"Heather went out and bought magazines to see who's hitting the headlines and has been making a list of her favourites."

 

 

Classy.

 

 

(Hope this pic isn't too naughty for the regular thread. If so, could one of you wonderful Mods send it to the RLD. Thanks.)

[lizpeppermint 5]

ahhh!!! That is more of Heather Mills than I ever wanted to see....

[MC 1]

I had no idea that areolas could be that big, especially on a woman who has never nursed.